Fallout Equestria: Home

The sun shown through the curtains at intensifying light, I tried to cover my eyes with the sheets but to no avail. As much as it delighted me to see the sun, it could be quite fucking annoying. I got out of the bed and sat on the floor. I grabbed my backpack and slung it on my back. I made sure the gun was safe and I went to open the door.

*BANG*

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Twilight opened the door and smashed me in the face. I fell backwards and held my muzzle. A few drops of blood splattered on the ground when I tried to cover it with my hoof.

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry Bullet! I didn't see you...". She winced again at my vulgar language.

I was so close to saying "No shit dumbass, there's a fucking door there," but I kept it in my mind. No need to make her even more uncomfortable then she is now.

"It's fine..." I said rubbing my muzzle. "Just please knock first".

"Got it, anyway, I took it upon myself to send the letter. The Princess requests to see you at once".

One word came to my head. Shit!! I gulped but found I had nothing to gulp with. I put on a nervous smile.

"Uh... What did you happen to tell her in the letter?"

"I'm glad you asked! I told her how your from the future and I told her all about your life. Also I didn't forget to tell her all about your... Gun... Yeah that's what you called it".

I felt like fainting or galloping away. I did not want to face this Princess because she annihilated my home. What would she do to me? Then I had a ray of hope. Maybe she doesn't know about what happened in my time. Dammit, she probably does because why else would she need me? I didn't realize that I still had my stupid smile on my face the entire time I was thinking.

"Bullet?" She waved a hoof in front of my face.

"Yeah, sorry... I'm worried that either I'm going to end up killing your Princess or she will kill me".

"She probably won't kill you, without good reason. Even then, killing is not a common punishment. Most of the time you will be sent to the dungeons".

"Good to know". Suddenly I felt a weird sensation around my body. I found myself and Twilight standing in front of Princess Celestia. I almost wet myself.

"My faithful student, is this the pony you found?"

"Yes, Princess," she said kneeling.

I don't care if it's proper etiquette I'm not kneeling for this bitch. Not after what she did.

"What is your name?"

"Take a fucking guess, you'll figure it out. Besides from what Twilight tells me you brought me here. You should know who I am before you trap me in this hell I want nothing to do with".

"So a lot has changed in 200 years?"

"Yeah no shit!"

"My, please stop with your terrible language".

"I was never one to listen to authority. So no I will not fucking stop". I was walking straight into death but I didn't care. I was angry and I couldn't control what I was saying.

"You are wondering why I brought you here?"

"Yeah that'd be a good fucking start".

"I know that by accident I end up killing almost everypony in your time".

"From what I heard that was no accident!"

"Ever heard of Discord?"

"No".

"He is one of the most evil beings of our time. Luckily we have him turned to stone right now. From the prophecy he returns again and forces me to use the most deadly weapons we have in that era".

"So you are familiar with the term weapons? What a fucking surprise! I thought it was all hugs and friendship here".

"Our royal guards have swords, yes I am familiar with the term weapons".

"How about ones that actually kill?" When I said that I used my magic and pulled out my sniper rifle. I aimed it at the closest pillar and shot. It shattered the stone and lodged itself halfway through the pillar. The sound of the gun was deafening from the echoes the room created.

"No, in our time we do not have such deadly technology". I thought I saw fear in her eyes. That can't be right though, she's a god.

"Well it's about time you guys accepted that in 200 years all of you will be deprived of anything remotely nice. Friendship replaced by backstabbing fuckers who sell you out in an instant. Hugs replaced by shot's to the head. The colors replaced by a nice shade of brown and grey. I am one of the lucky ones to have friends that care about me and I care about them right back. I even worked up the courage to ask a filly named Diamond Dagger out and you just had to fuck that up for me".

I winced at what I had just said. Dammit now these two and whatever guards are listening know that I'm a fillyfooler. I thought I saw Twilight blush. Wow this just got weird really fucking fast.

"On a totally different note," I said trying hard to not blush, "my brother was captured by raiders and I was in the process of saving him. I need to go back as soon as possible".

"Don't worry little one, once you have done your job then you may return".

"Just fucking great," I said rolling my eyes, "you want me to do a job for you? Why did I expect this to be easy? Why didn't you pick someone else from my time to fuck with their life?"

"You may not see it, however, you are special. I have a feeling you can help us figure out why your world was destroyed and reverse it".

"I know why its destroyed, you fucking bombed it. Plain and simple. Now if you think someone was behind it and it wasn't you, then I'm all ears".

"I believe Discord was behind this, not just because he seems to be the most logical person to do it but because before we stoned him I heard him say he would have his revenge and destroy us all".

"Hmm, you have a point I guess. One problem, if he is in stone how would it be possible for him to get out and use the nukes?"

"That's just it, prophecy states he will get out of the stone. Not for awhile but it must have happened between now and your time".

"I think I can narrow it down. I am 16 and it has been destroyed since I was born. My mom is 37 and it was also destroyed when she was born. My grandma, however, is a different story. She was 76 but she died. I remember my mom telling me my grandma's stories. She was alive before the bombs dropped. That's all I remember".

Celestia was deep in thought. I stood in silence for a couple of minutes then she finally broke it.

"So we have about 110 years that he must have gotten out".

"Yeah about..."

"Thank you Black Bullet you have been a great help. If there is anything I can do for you until I need you again just ask. I will send you back with Twilight until then. Goodbye".

I suddenly felt that sensation around my body again, I found myself in the middle of Twilight's library.

"I think that went well". I said nervously.

"Well she didn't imprison you, that's a plus," Twilight said with a smile.

"Yeah great," I said sarcastically.

I heard a knock on the door and out of instinct I pulled out my gun.

"Whoa, Bullet put that away, I'm sure its just a friend," she nodded towards my gun fearfully.

"Sorry it's just automatic, I don't think about pulling it out, it just happens," I said as I put it back in my backpack.

"It's ok," she smiled as she walked to the door.

She opened it and it seemed like she was having a conversation with the ponies outside. She pointed inside with her hoof and 5 mares walked in. I had that feeling of wetting myself again. The first that walked in couldn't be anything other than Pinkie Pie. The second was Applejack I think. Third was Rainbow Dash. Fourth I believe was Rarity. Lastly had to be Fluttershy. She seemed to be trying to hide behind Rarity. They all stood in front of me staring. I just wanted to jump into a hole so I didn't have to be in this uncomfortable position. Pinkie of course was the first to speak up.

"Omygoshomygoshomygosh! I was right! There is a new pony! See girls I told you my Pinkie Sense never fails!"

Everypony just rolled their eyes. I just stood there trying to hold back the urge to pull out my gun. Too late... I used my magic and forcefully pulled my gun out of the bag.

"Everypony stop fucking staring at me!" I said pointing my gun at nopony in particular.

"Whoa what is that! Can I touch it! PLEASE!!!" Pinkie started to move closer towards it.

"No stop right now! Get near me i'll blow your head off!" I cocked the gun to get my message through, the casing of the bullet I shot in the castle fell out. Pinkie was forced back by Rainbow Dash.

"Bullet! Stop these are my friends!". Twilight came running and tried to lower the gun with her own magic which she successfully did. Dammit I wish I could get good magic training at my home. She pushed the gun back into my bag. I mentally cursed myself for pulling my gun on them.

"I am truly sorry about my outburst, I am not sure if I am still sane. So first off, the reason I'm here is because your Princess teleported me from 200 years in the future". I continued to explain to them about my life and how old I was and why I wanted to get back so fast. I accidently mentioned I was dating a filly but I don't even care anymore. I'm a fillyfooler why hold it back?

"So yeah that's my life. It's pretty fucked up". Everypony in the room had their jaw hanging. Even Pinkie was surprised by my story.

"Bullet, it's ok, now they know". Every time I tell the story I try to hold back tears but this time a dam broke. I just fell to the ground bawling my eyes out. I curled into a ball and cried for what felt like hours. I felt something touch my shoulder, I just looked up. Twilight was standing over me and offered her hoof to help me up telling me it was ok. I didn't feel like I wanted to stop crying ever, I had held back a lifetime of tears.

"Go away!" I screamed. She backed away with a frown. I felt bad but I couldn't show that. Not now... Why is my life fucked up to the point I have to hurt others? It hurts me, mentally of course, but it still hurts. I shakily got up tears flowing freely out of my eyes and smacking against the floor. I looked really fucked up. My mane and tail were a mess.

I walked past the mares staring at me. They reached for me but I shrugged them off.

"Bullet you have to find some good from it, that's what keeps you going," Twilight said.

"Maybe that good left, maybe I wasn't supposed to have a good life. Maybe Celestia brought me in this world to display what pain looks like. If that's the case you know what I say? Fuck you Celestia, fuck everyone in this room, and most of all fuck my life!" I pulled my pistol out from my holster. I noticed I still had the bandage on my leg from the previous shot. I didn't care.

"Alright, you might want to back up unless you want to be covered in my blood!" I couldn't control myself, was I really about to commit suicide? Hell is probably better than this anyway.

"No Bullet!" Twilight ran by my side and pushed the gun down. I shot but it missed my head and went through my leg. Blood started flowing out like a river.

"Why? Why Twilight! You understand my life is an example of hell! Let me end it...".

"No Bullet you have a better purpose, don't end it". She looked like she was about to cry.

"You better not fucking cry. I don't want your pity".

Twilight cast a spell on my gun and it fell out of my hand. I tried to pick it up with my good hoof, it just slipped out of my hand. I got angry and then the pain sunk in. Why did I just do that? Fuck... I tried futilely to cover my bad foreleg with my good one. Blood still flowed freely.

I felt that same feeling I felt last time. I was being pulled into infinite blackness again. I sunk to the ground with a *thump*.

I woke up in the same damned white room as last time.

"Bullet, you must be lacking brain cells. You just shot yourself in the leg".

"No shit!"

"You realize you just have to do something for Princess Celestia and you can return right?"

"Yeah but I can't continue to live like this without Diamond".

"I understand but alas I have a solution. Go ask Twilight if Celestia can bring Diamond to you".

I pondered this for a minute.

"Yeah I guess so, now we fucking wait again".

"It isn't so bad, it's like a break from life".

"Well when you give me solutions like that then I want to go out and act upon it".

"Yeah, I'm great aren't I?"

"Don't get your hopes up".

"Awe..."

I waited for awhile just twiddling my hoofs waiting. I was pulled out of the white room and smacked back into reality. I opened my eyes and looked around. I must be in a hospital of some type. I looked down and notices now both my forehoofs are bandaged. I have now taken a shot in both of them. I rolled my eyes at the sight. I tried to get up but I was quickly pushed down by magic.

"The doctor said to rest," Twilight walked in.

"Fuck rest," I said rubbing my head.

I attempted to get up again but I felt pain in my left leg. I powered through it and got out of bed. Twilight looked at me surprised.

` "How can you go through pain like that?"

"When your me this is nothing". I said through clenched teeth. I walked towards the door and asked Twilight to open it. I walked out into the main hall followed closely by Twilight. I was about to walk through the doors to outside when Twilight said I needed to see the Doctor for a bill of health.

"Yeah whatever," I mumbled.

"Excuse me? My friend here would like to see the doctor to see if she is free to go".

"Yes right this way," the nurse said. I rolled my eyes and followed them. The pain in my leg was still painstakingly high. The doctor instructed me to sit on a chair, I nodded and sat. She ran some blood tests and other normal check-up things.

"Besides the fact the wound still is bad, I'd say she is fine just make sure she gets rest".

"Ok I will, thank you," Twilight told me to follow her.

I followed her back to her house, I hadn't realize I'd been out that long, it was now dark.

"Twilight, I am sorry that I had a meltdown, I would like to meet your friends again tomorrow. Also forgive me for well uh...shooting myself".

"It's ok Bullet, I guess you had a point but I still don't see why you had to use such drastic measures".

"I guess you can blame it on my life and I'm young".

"It's fine, the Princess said she wanted to see you once more tonight, be ready she is teleporting you when we get inside".

"Aw buck... Wait did I just say buck?"

"Yeah you did, use that from now on. Your language is just to much to handle".

"I'll try," I said rolling my eyes.

I walked into the house and prepared to be teleported. I felt the sensation and I was in front of the Princess again.

"Seems you have gotten hurt again?" She said eyeing my bandage.

"Yeah, it's a long story, I should be fine".

"Ok, anyway, you are wondering why I brought you here, no?"

I just nodded my head in response.

"Ok, seems as I did more digging and it was in fact Discord who bombed your home. I just wanted to tell you that. I will send you back now".

"Wait!"

"Yes?"

"I have to ask you a favor. I had a friend back there in my time. Is there anyway you can bring her here?"

"Yes, if you promise you will follow my instructions when given".

"I do".

"Ok, Diamond right?"

"Yeah," I nodded nervously.

"Ok she will be here in a second".

She closed her eyes. A few seconds later I noticed her lips moving, chanting something. There was a blast of light and I swore it sounded like an earthquake. 3 hoofs in front of my was Diamond laying curled up in a ball just like I left her. I walked over to her side and tapped her. She smiled and opened her eyes a little and noticed I was staring down at her. She leaned up and made out with me. Yep this just got that much more embarrassing. I didn't care I closed my eyes and invited her tongue into my mouth.

We made out for a minute, then Celestia cleared her throat. Diamond opened her eyes and looked over and screamed.

"Fuck, Diamond, it's ok no need to be afraid".

"Bullet is that Princess Celestia?" She said with fear creeping in her voice.

"Yes, it is". I turned over to Celestia. "Could you send us back to Twilight's? I would like to explain things to her at Twilight's house".

"Of course".

I felt that feeling again and we were standing in Twilight's house again.

"Hey, Bullet whose your friend?"

"Oh I'm not just Bullet's friend, if you know what I mean," Diamond said with a wink.

I just stood there with a shocked expression on my face.

"Oh, sorry Bullet! I didn't realize you didn't tell her about us! By the way, who are you?" Diamond said turning to Twilight.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, and what might yours be?" She said forcing down an obvious blush.

"I am Diamond Dagger," Diamond said striking a pose. I facehoofed at the sight. Although she did look pretty uh... sexy... in that pose, I had to do whatever I could to block my view of her.

"Bullet is this your fillyfriend you were talking about?"

"Yes, this is her". I was caught off guard by Diamonds kiss right after I said that. She invaded my mouth with her tongue. Where this girl gets her urges I am still yet to find out. Twilight looked away and I melted into the kiss. When she kisses me I can't seem to control myself. I was happy to have her with me by my side.

Diamond broke the kiss and smiled and me then noticed my other bandage on my leg.

"Bullet what did you do?"

"Oh it-"

"She shot herself with those things you guys call guns". Twilight interrupted.

Diamond glared at me. I couldn't tell if she was angry or sad. It was most likely a little bit of both. I was still weighing my options when she fell into my forelegs and started crying. Dammit Twilight...

I glared at Twilight who gave me an innocent look back. I just sighed and hugged Diamond as hard as I could without crushing her. She continued to say words that I didn't fully understand but I really didn't care. She got up and glared at me once again and turned to Twilight.

"Twilight, promise you will help me keep Bullet from getting hurt or hurting herself?"

"I will try with the best of my abilities".

I just rolled my eyes, I wasn't 5 anymore. I wasn't really an adult yet either so that didn't help my argument.

"Hey, Twilight? Anywhere I can get some whiskey or beer?"

"Yes, however, you are to young for it".

"Really? Your going to tell me I'm young? Don't humor me. I've been through more shit in my life then anyone around here will ever endure".

"That may as well be true. I'm not letting you get a drink though".

"Fine," I figured there was no use arguing with her.

I trudged up to bed followed by Diamond. I said goodnight to Twilight before slamming the door. Diamond walked in front of me and turned to look at me. She had been acting strange since she got here and I couldn't put my hoof on why.

"Bullet?" Diamond asked quietly.

"Yes?"

"I think I'm in heat," she trailed off slowly.

"Uh, what do you want me to do about it?"

"It's my first one," she said looking away shyly.

"Oh... So you want advice?"

She nodded her head furiously clenching her hind legs together. I noticed and smiled at her lack of experience. Then I felt like I got hit with a shit load of bricks.

"Um, Diamond... Slight problem".

"What?"

"My mom used to cast a spell that would make my heat go away instantly. I've never actually been in heat".

She just stared at me with her jaw dropped.

"You mean to tell me... You've never felt the urge to have sex with anypony just because of urges?"

"There is a lot more to heat than sex". I stopped, there really wasn't much more to heat than sex.

"No, there really isn't," she said.

"Yeah, yeah..." I sighed giving in to the fact she was right. "This was going to be a long night," I thought with a smile.