The Conversion Bureau: Onyx Kilij

by FlyingKitsune

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 3963

The Conversion Bureau with a twist, organized crime takes a role in this story.

The year is 2033, the world has changed. The apperance of Equestria has forever altered the way the world functions. With the barrier covering Equestria, it is only inevitable that it will expand across the Earth, destroying everything it touches.

A criminal organization along with its allies see Equestria as a potential market for their products. The only thing standing between them and their expansion of the brand of Capitalism they practice is the Barrier itself. Will crime succeed and take over Equestria? Or will the Barrier destroy them?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-31 22:34:20 UTC

Alpha

The Conversion Bureau:  Onyx Kilij

Chapter 1

Alpha

2013-2025: The United States of America is plunged to a state of civil war between the expanded Federal Government and the American people who refuse to obey the dictatorial laws passed by Congress. Many military personnel by majority fight amongst the American people. After a long campaign, the Federal Government wins. The rebels scatter across the world due to fears of execution by the victorious Federal government.

Summer of 2025: Lebanon and Israel make peace and unite to form the Levantine Federation. They begin to annex the border regions of Syria, the West Bank, Gaza, and Mt. Sinai.  The Federation asserts dominance over the Middle East through a campaign of aerial bombings and economic sabotage across the region.

January of 2026:  A landmass appears in the Indian Ocean, this landmass is a country called Equestria. The leaders of the nation Princess Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight explain the sudden arrival to the Earth. Their original world was going through a cataclysm and to save the nation they teleported to a new world to escape. Equestria is accepted into the world community. Peaceful relations begin.

Fall of 2027: An ultra-nationalist regime wins elections in China. In October of 2027, the People’s Republic of China invades Central Asia, North Korea, and Mongolia which is met with an aggressive response by Russia, the CIS, and NATO.  Equestria attempts to negotiate with the warring powers but no success.

Winter of 2027: The People’s Republic of China attempts an invasion of Equestria. The Alicorn Princesses decide to raise a barrier, to protect them from the world outside.  The Sino-CIS War ends with heavy casualties on both sides.

2032: Equestria’s Barrier banishes, many ponies begin to flock around the world. Some seeking to help out in the relief efforts, others seeking their fortunes.

Winter of 2032: The presence of ponies is not appreciated around many countries. Pogroms occur around every country. The display of violence causes the Princesses to again summon the barrier. A secret discussion between Celestia and Luna occurs on how to deal with the “human” problem.

Spring of 2033: The first Conversion Bureaus open in China and Central Asia. This is met with harsh resistance. Celestia decrees that her country is open to the Converted now deemed Newfoals to escape the “evils” of the human world. The nations of the world end all diplomatic and economic relations with Equestria. All ponies in human nations are deported, though some persist.

Summer of 2033: A terrorist attack in the US Mainland by the P.E.R sends the country into martial law. The borders are closed; all immigrants pony and human are expelled by the Administration with DHS enforcing the kick-outs. All US Conversion Bureaus are forcibly shut down, all assests owned by Equestrians are seized by the IRS.  By August of 2033, organized crime begins to run rampant across the world.  Equestria isolates itself, only opening its borders to the Newfoals…

Caribbean Sea

Gunfire erupted across the cruise ship as bullet casings were ejected out of the guns.  Men clad in assault gear moved in to secure the victims while others began to fight the security team, even though heavily armed they looked for a challenge.  From the helm, a voice reported that navigation was successfully disabled, along with all communications were shut down. The armed assailants began to lead their victims to the dance hall of the ship.

The security guards were scared, panicking about their current situations. The inaccurate sprays of automatic fire made them flinch, while their enemies laughed about it. One security guard popped out of cover. Two assault rifles were fired at him, the security man stumbled before hitting the floor.  One security guard screamed as he started to fire his pistol rapidly. An assailant pulled something out.  The blade was moved across all manners of direction. Blood gushed out violently, covering everything.  The last security guard began to run away.  The machete was violently hurled towards the fleeing man.

The blade terminated the man’s life quickly. The black-clad men continued to move, a bullet missed them. They returned fire at the attacker.

On the dance hall, the people were rounded up. Several of the men pointed their guns while one fired his gun at the roof. “Alright everyone! Don’t make us shoot you. Hand over everything you have; jewels, watches, money, anything of value.  Collaborate with us and we’ll make this quick.”

One of the assaulters looked at a particular guest. He pulled out his PDA, a bright light blinked several times. The screen showed the information.  A smile plastered on his hidden face. “Hey you guys! We got Princess Cadence here!”

The rest turned towards the pony princess along with her escorts.  The leader ordered wanted whatever the Princess brought with her.

“Up!” One of the men pointed the barrel of his assault rifle. “Don’t try anything unless you want a bullet in one of your legs.”  A vein throbbed in his forehead, seeing that the Princess was not complying. “UP!”

“Don’t you dare touch her!” Shining threatened as he got up. His horn gave a threatening glow.

Rifles cracked towards the Unicorn. Shining howled in pain as he hit the wooden floor.  Chunks of flesh were torn off followed by heavy bleeding.  The men lowered their weapons, they were impressed at the pony’s stamina. A pistol cracked nine times. The white unicorn could only feel the pain from the new shots.

“This happens when you play hero!” One of the gunmen yelled.  “Just cooperate with us and we’ll end this quick!”

Another of the gunmen looked at Cadence. “You want to live? Tell me you want to live and we’ll work it out.”

The light pink alicorn could only sob.

“I’ll take it as a yes.” He said as he got her up on her hooves. “Take us your cabin. Don’t try anything or your comrade gets it.”

Shining moaned in pain.

Cadence did as told.  She began to guide the armed men across the ship. She noticed the bodies of the human security guards. Even a few Guardsponies along with several Equestrian Foreign Legionnaires lay dead; the gryphons, the Diamond Dogs, and even the few Changelings laid there with holes on their body, their weapons and armor were not match for the weaponry of their enemies.  Upon reaching the suite door, the door was forcefully kicked. The men entered and began to take whatever object of value they deemed fit.

“Your cooperation is appreciated Pony princess.” The gunman raised his assault rifle and rammed the stock on the alicorn’s head, knocking her out.

One hour later, the robbery ended. Speedboats evacuated the gunmen before the Dutch Navy arrived.  The vessel was docked in Aruba to attend to the wounded.

Cadence refused to speak, but only drew what she deemed important when the authorities both human and Equestrian asked about the incident. She levitated the sheet of paper. The Equestrian Royal Guards looked confused while the humans were paralyzed with fear.

It was of a fox sitting, with five tails forming a flower of sorts.

“Kitsune Command…” An Aruba police officer whispered.

Somewhere in the US Virgin Islands

A White American hailing from Arizona pulled out a remote control. Pressing a button, the large bookshelf was moved to the side, revealing a steel door. Pressing another button, the door opened revealing a massive room with a large rectangular table. Several men and women were sitting, he entered.

“Sit down Maikong, we shall discuss your Equestria project later.” A Mexican-American wearing western wear said. The lower portion of his face was covered by a bandana of ornate rose patterns. On one arm, he held a domesticated silver fox while his free hand constantly stroked the vulpine, a testament of mankind’s domination and taming of the world. “We shall now proceed with the order of business of the day. Our financial and activities report shall begin.  Fennec, ladies shall go first.”

An Irani-American woman with green eyes and raven black hair opened a folder, pulled out what seemed a stapled document, she began to read.  “Our arms smuggling into the United States mainland has wielded a profit of 10 million dollars. Our sales to both criminal groups and civilians in the area contribute to our success. Our arms smuggling across Asia, Africa, and Europe wielded a profit of 5 million dollars this year.”

The Hispanic-American was pleased. “Swift.” He ordered.

The Cajun smiled. “The heist in Cameroon has led to an increase in the price of gold. We expect the value of our gold investments to go up by a 123.9% which of course, allows us to profit and invest the money into more of our ventures.”

“Chilla.” The Latino commanded as he stroked his pet vulpine.

A Japanese-American woman clapped once. “Taxation of Mexican and Colombian Drug Cartels to use our routes to reach Africa and Europe have given us about 7.3 million dollars. Taxation of European and CIS based arms dealers has generated a profit of 5.9 million dollars. We have also generated a sum of 3 million to train various associates from Italy to Japan in our tactics.”

The Hispanic-American smiled underneath his bandana, despite showing no emotion in his eyes. “That shall do for now. We will listen to Maikong’s Equestria Project. The most ambitious project that Kitsune Command has ever taken. You may begin Maikong.”

The white Arizonian got up from his seat. “Thank you Bakemono Kitsune.” With a press of a button from a remote control, a holographic projector arose. It lighted up, showing a hologram of the Earth. The man began to walk around the room. Pressing a button, the image zoomed in to Equestria and the Barrier.  “Our intention is to destroy the Barrier, as per my calculations and predictions; Celestia will expand the Barrier in attempt to destroy humanity and our markets.” He said with an ice on his voice. “To prevent the expansion of said obstacle, we shall kidnap Princess Celestia’s sister.”

The hologram changed to an image of Princess Luna.

“This ladies and gentlemen is Princess Luna.” Maikong continued to walk around. “She will be visiting Grand Turk Island next summer for a vacation. We will move in and capture her, then we shall make our demands. We have backings from the local Albanian Mafia and of course, Nikolaos Drakonakos. Ladies and gentlemen, this plan must not fail for it will be the only chance we can access the lucrative Equestrian market.”

“Then we shall make sure that the plan goes smoothly.” Bakemono Kitsune said with a vile tone. “I am sure that Celestia doesn’t want her sister’s blood spilled. It would be a shame if that happens.”

Kyuubi

The Conversion Bureau:  Onyx Kilij

Chapter 2

Kyuubi

Canterlot, Equestria

Princess Celestia looked at the drawings that Cadence made. The sitting fox with five tails forming a flower made her wonder who would use such logo. Flipping to the next sheet of paper, a sketch of an armed assailant showed that he wore clothing typical of human SWAT teams that police departments had when they needed to deal with armed assailants, hostage situations, and enforcing warrants. Weapons were detailed, an assault rifle along with a pistol, and a curved machete with the hilt that resembled of a saber sans the knuckleguard. The uniform showed the logo.  Why would these attackers have that logo on their uniforms?

A green flame materialized out of thin air, revealing a scroll. Using her magic, the parchment was unrolled.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have managed to find information about the attackers who attacked the cruise ship that Cadence and Shining Armor were at.

These attackers are members of Kitsune Command.

The white alicorn continued to read.

According to my research, Kitsune Command was a paramilitary unit founded when the country known as the United States of America was plunged in a state of civil war due to disagreements between the political class and the citizens.   When the war occurred, this paramilitary unit was fighting the US government using both conventional and unconventional methods.  They were involved in the Western Campaign of the 2nd American Civil War fighting across the provinces of California, Nevada, the Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas. The Unit became famous for pulling the heists many deemed impossible.

The heists they pulled was the extraction of the US Federal Gold Reserve in a place called Fort Knox, the second heist was the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, in which massive amounts of gold were stolen so that the other Rebel militias could be funded.  The last heist was the extraction of many weapons from an American government agency which were supplied to the rebellion or sold across to criminal groups in Mexico.

The US Federal Government won the war, the rebel militias, fearing for their lives scattered across the Earth, Kitsune Command joining them. Unlike the rest of the units which became mercenaries or security specialists around the world, they set up in area called the Caribbean and established a network of crime.

Kitsune Command has been involved in robberies South America, the Caribbean, and as far to the Continent of Africa. They are involved in arms smuggling, protection rackets, stock market manipulation, price fixing, extortion, assassination, and corruption.

The organization is composed of ex-US Military along with ex-SWAT members from various police departments along with intelligence specialists, how this paramilitary managed to attract such people is unknown, but I theorize that they must have been dissatisfied members of society who joined the citizen’s armed struggle against their government.

Kitsune Command has ties with other criminal organizations such as the Mexican and Colombian drug cartels, the Corsican Union, the Italian Mafia, along with many more to name.

This criminal organization is a threat far more dangerous than the Human Liberation Front which is spread across the world. There is no link between these two so far…

Celestia stopped reading the letter.  This criminal organization was responsible for giving Cadence PTSD, the events of the attack left her psyche in a state of hurt.  Whatever they did, a price shall be paid for their transgressions.  The leader of Equestria teleported to the gardens to think of her next move.

Kitsune Command Mobile HQ:  The Mega Yacht *Kyuubi of the Abyss*

Sargasso Sea

The large seafaring vessel was currently anchored in the middle of this sector of the Atlantic Ocean, the water splashing against it casually. Seaweed of large size poked out of the surface of the waters. Kitsune Fox troopers patrolled the vessel, to ensure no intruders got on board, their assault rifles set on full auto to ensure a hit.

“I don’t think you understand the situation our country is in. With your support, the support of Kitsune Command, the Human Liberation Front will succeed in expelling the ponies that escaped the Deportation. There are still PER members hiding amongst them. Your unit, the one that pulled the heists could have use in our ranks.”  A white American wearing Type 99 camouflage explained.

Bakemono Kitsune glared at the man. “I have said it once and I will say it again: My unit is not interested in your little racist organization. I am not as dense as you think. Joining you will be a mistake, and by making that move, I will attract the attention of the Federals. Do you know I am a marked man? If they discover I have set foot in the mainland, I will be executed without a trial for war crimes that I did not commit.”

“We can arrange false documentation and…” The man was interrupted.

A sharp Shamshir was pointed to the man’s throat. Bakemono poked the blade lightly. “I will gently repeat myself HLF scum. My answer is no. I have been very tolerant of selling your pathetic organization firearms and ammunition, to help my fellow American in exercising their rights but instead I find out that there’s morons fighting an enemy that cannot do anything compared to what we can do.” Bakemono said with a venomous tone.

The man gulped.

The blade was sheathed.

“You have wasted your time along with mine.” Bakemono hissed.

In the skies of the Sargasso Sea, an Equestrian airship began its routine patrol.  The airship was of standard Equestrian make, a large balloon with a wooden boat suspended on it.  The flag of the PER flapped against the wind. A telescope focused on the stopped vessel. The unicorn spotter announced that a target of opportunity. Several Newfoal pegasi and Bat-Ponies launched towards the watercraft, unaware of the consequences of brash thinking.

“ALERT! UNKNOWN ENEMIES ARE APPROACHING THE YACHT! SEAL OFF ALL SECTORS!  ALL GUNNERY CREWS ARE TO TAKE COMMAND OF THEIR POSTS! BAKEMONO KITSUNE MUST BE PROTECTED ALL COSTS!” A voice from the PA yelled.

Several parts of the yacht were sealed off.

The Newfoal Pegasi and Bat-Ponies came into view.

The Fox Troopers began to open fire at the sky. Machine gun turrets began to appear, scattering lead everywhere.  One trooper reloaded quickly and resumed firing towards the enemies.  The Newfoal pegasi kept flying in circles, trying to find an opening. The bullets kept flying in all directions, denying the winged ponies an opportunity to land.  Bullet cases of all calibers decorated the floor as they were ejected from the guns.

The HLF Representative heard the gunfire outside. “What is going on?”

“It seems that we have some uninvited guests to our meeting.” Bakemono pressed a button which opened up a secure communication line. “This Bakemono speaking. Have you confirmed the identities of our attackers?”

The other line chirped. “Yes sir. Winged ponies, pegasi and these bat-like ones too.”

“Your orders are to capture one of these ponies alive.” Bakemono then turned to the HLF Representative. “A gift from us to your organization, but do not think we are going to join you. We are not interested in your so called ‘struggle’. The real struggle for us is the restoration of the true America, not your racist bigoted policies of ‘supremacy’ as you call them.”

A Newfoal Bat-Pony landed along with other pegasi. “All of you. Join us. It’s your only salvation.” They chanted as the readied vials with a strangle purple-and-black liquid.

Two Fox Troopers fired upon the winged Newfoals. The bullets tore holes across their bodies. The ponies hit the floor, blood pouring out of the wounds.  A trooper pelted a pegasus in flight.  The winged pony hit the ocean.

The Newfoal pegasus flailed desperately, trying to get out but it was futile. What? My strength! I can’t do anything! Why can’t I swim!? HELP! SOMEPONY HELP ME!  He continued to sink, eventually he went limp, and his body disappeared into the darkness below.

The attack on the mega yacht was repelled after a hour of combat.  Only five Fox Troopers were hit by the potion, but were mercifully killed to prevent further Ponification.  A Newfoal pegasus stallion was captured as per the Bakemono’s orders.  The pony was tied up and loaded into the HLF helicopter. The rotorcraft took off for the horizon.

The yacht sailed back to its home port with the sun setting behind it.

Western Sahara

“In other news, the Ponies for Earth’s Rebirth detonated a serum filled bomb in Corsica, converting about 20 people….”  The radio was turned off.

Nikolaos Drakonakos couldn’t help but to think lowly of the ponies. Who where they to claim moral superiority? Or to come here and take away people because they offered a utopia? The world was indeed a crapshack but escaping it was no solution to the problem, a strange train of thought for an arms dealer.  Holstering his Beretta 92, he left his residence and into his personal vehicle, an off-road Jeep.  The plane with his cargo was going to arrive in 30 minutes along with the customers.

Reaching a makeshift airfield, the vehicle stopped.

A cargo plane managed to land perfectly.  A crew began to unload the cargo. Several Little Bird Helicopters arrived to perform their patrol and security duties. Armed guards wearing modified chocolate chip camo with a patch of a European red dragon with two crossed rifles began to move around the bazaar, ensuring the merchandise was safe and to prevent theft. Vehicles of all makes and years came to the airfield, business was ready to start.

Niko smiled as business transactions occurred. Cash being paid up front, Swiss bank account transfers, the works.  This was the good life.

A customer, a Cosa Nostra representative was looking at a particular weapon. It was a rifle that came out straight from a videogame, sleek, slender, futuristic, and with a “fire axe” styled shoulder stock. The Greek approached the display and demonstrated the rifle. “This one is a Type 04 Blaster Rifle. It’s also known as a Star Fox since it resembles the weapon used in the videogame.”

The Italian seemed interested in the weapon. He demanded to know more about it.

Niko gladly explained. “This weapon uses the same technology that powers the new United States Air Force Alpha-Class VTOL fighter jet. The one with the twin laser cannons. This is the same technology in a portable package. Unlimited ammo and with a fun setting.”  Grabbing the rifle, he pulled the trigger back, the barrel of the rifle began to build energy.  It went from green to blue to a blood red.  The comet of energy hissed away as it vanished into the sky. “This can destroy a car to a military tank and if in the correct platform, an airplane.”

“How much for one of these?” The Italian asked.

“$50 million for a Type-04.” Niko answered.

“What!?” The Italian gritted the price under his teeth.

“About 20 of these were made and they were not easy to obtain.” Niko said. “There is no demand for energy weapons yet. So until more Type-04s are produced, $50 million will be selling price.”

The Italian left in frustration.

An oil sheikh looked at a hologram of the Alpha-Class VTOL Fighter Jet. A sinister smile was plastered on his face, he had use for such an aircraft.

Nikolaos held a VHS-2 assault rifle with an underbarrel grenade launcher, showing it to a Yakuza representative. “This is the same rifle that Kitsune Command uses whenever they pull their raids or heists across the world. As you can see here, it comes with a grenade launcher which can fire various types of  40mm grenade.  I sell them for about $3000 per unit. If you want cheaper, the AK rifles are on the next display to your right.”

Business was booming.

Hong Kong Conversion Bureau

Several masked Triads armed with Bakalov assault rifles chambered in 7.62x39mm entered the Bureau. They announced in English and Chinese that they were here for the cash. Any attempts to resist the attack would be met with deadly force.  Two of the criminals moved while two stayed in the lobby to keep an eye on the hostages.

The Bureau’s alarm was triggered as the vault was breached.

The unicorn receptionist’s horn began to glow. Automatic fire ended the threat. The rest of the hostages screamed as the gunfire stopped.

Police sirens were heard from the outside. “We got company!” One Triad hollered.

The other Triad walked out of the Bureau. Quickly reloading his weapon, he aimed down through the sights. A hail of bullets left the barrel as the bullets were ejected.  The police took cover behind the doors of their cruisers.  The gunfire continued, just what the hell was this guy using?  When would he run out of ammunition?

“We got the money! We’re fighting our way through!”

A Triad swapped the standard magazine for the drum magazine.  Coming out first, he began to fire on the police vehicles screaming sadistically as he walked towards them.  “WE ARE HERE FOR THE BUREAU’S MONEY! THIS IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS!”

It ended with dead officers, damaged police vehicles, and a wounded Triad.  The media was all over the robbery, wondering who or what supplied the Triads with such weaponry and the training to take on the police like they did.