LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

by Wurd

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 352

Flash won't leave Twilight alone.

Flash and Comet won't stop following Twilight.And while she tries to do her daily princess chores, they keep arguing of which of them twilight loves more.Of course , neither.What will she do to them?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-31 11:01:41 UTC

Meet Brad, and Retard

Flash Sentry was the type of character you'd call "Classic Brad".The mares would fall for him, follow him, he'd be like those rich guys wearing tuxedos in wine commercials.But to Twilight Sparkle,  he was neither of those things.To her, he was one thing:An Annoyance.

Comet Tail was supposed to be smart, but his cutiemark was an accident.He didn't even like stars.Poo, he wasn't even smart.He was, as normal people would say "retarded".But since Equestria is full of love and friendship, he was called "mentally slow."

Our story begins in Golden Oak Library, home of the famous Princess Twilight.And, with a knock on the door.

KNOCK KNOCK There was a melody like knock on the wooden door.Like knock,knock knock knock, knock   knock.Lovely, now I can't finish my gem cereal thought Spike.He lazily got up, and opened the door.As soon as he saw who it was, he immediately stood up straight.

"Hi R-Rarity!"he stumbled on his words. "Twilight, Rarity is here!" He yelled upstairs

"Coming!" She yelled back.

"She'll be here any moment, she's probably got her nose in a book, so make yourse-AHHH!"

Twilight teleported in between Spike and Rarity.

"Sorry guys!Hi Rarity!What brings you here?"

"Well, I was coming to ask Spike to help me find more gems.Sapphire Shores is looking for a new "sazzy" outfit.Oh!That reminds me, Sapphire wants ME to host a fashion show!Eek!I was going to ask you girls to me models!"

"Us?Models?Well...Fluttershy most likely does not want to go back to being a model, and AppleJack would never agree to wear something frilly, same with Rainbow, and I don't even wear my crown in public, Pinkie Pie....well Pinkie...I guess she'll agree to it."

"I already convinced Rainbow Dash to go if I payed her 10 Appleciders , and I told AppleJack I'll pay her two times the amount one Apple is.Fluttershy said she would only do it if I went bird watching with her this Sunday, and all I did was give Pinkie cake."

"Welllll...."

"Common Twilight!It will be fun!Plus more people would come, because there will be a princess there!"

"I...I don't know...."