Big Mac masturbates with razorblades

by mrhappyface

Rating: mature
Tags: Big Macintosh, Random, Sex, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy
Length: 1197

Big Mac masturbates with razorblades

Big Mac has a very twisted secret fetish.

Published 2012-03-15 19:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-15 19:14:01 UTC

Big Mac masturbates with razorblades

Big Mac was just finishing up his daily routine when he heard Applejack yell “Big Mac! I and Granny Smith are takin' Apple Bloom out for some Ice cream!" We'll be back in a bit! Big Mac just nodded and yelled "Eyup!" and walked inside. Big Mac watched as his family trotted down the road, His face slowly contorting into a smile. As soon as they were out of sight he walked over to the heating vent in the living room and lifted up the cover. He smiled sickly as he reached in and pulled out a small, tin box. His "Happy" box.

He took the box back to his room and sat down on the bed, and began stroking the length of his dick. He spat onto his hoof and started to rub even harder, relishing in the pleasure. He watched with joy as his large dick slowly rose to attention and became fully erect. As soon as his dick was so hard it hurt and pulsated, Big Mac reached into his happy box and pulled out a shiny, metal, razorblade. He started to sweat with anticipation as the blade approached his throbbing, red, vainly dick and he gently rested it on the underside of his tip.

He moaned in pleasure as he pushed the razorblade ever so lightly into his cock's skin, and began to drag it down to his dick's base. "Yee! Doggie!" Big Mac yelled as he sliced into his long member, as soon as he reached the base he pulled the razor out, making a sickening sound, and placed it upon his dick's head once more. He closed his eyes, to enjoy his sick fantasies. He yelled "Oh Apple Bloom! Apple Bloom!" as he sliced into his dick, pretending it was of his baby sister's doing. He brought the razor back up to his tip and noticed that blood had begun to seep out of the wounds. He pulled a cup out of his happy box. He then placed the cup underneath of his bleeding dick to catch the blood, and the put the razor back onto the tip of his cock.

As he sliced into his rough love stick he closed his eyes and pretended it was Apple Bloom's classmate, Pip. "Oh Pip! Oh Pip! Slice your big daddy's cock! Oh! Just like that, oh yes! Lap up the blood big boy!" Big Mac yelled. In his daydream Pip yelled back at him "Yes Daddy! I want that massive cock of yours! Oh Daddy! Your blood tastes like a delectable maple syrup!"

Big Mac opened his eyes and was excited to view his favorite sight ever. His now bleeding and bloody cock started throbbing, then blood started to squirt out of the cuts and dick hole, then a milky fluid mixed with the blood and started to pour out of the tip and one or two of the gashes.

After the blood flow returned to normal he took the razorblade vertical, closed his eyes and started to make rapid, small slashes along his dick. He started to imagine that Pumpkin Cake used her infant magic to levitate the razor and used it to slice his dick. "Oh Pumpkin! Ohhhh Yeah! Your Daddy taught you well you little bitch! Ohhh Yeah!"

He opened his eyes just in time to witness another orgasm! He watched, incredibly aroused as blood and semen sputtered out of his cock and into the cup one more. After that he realized that his time was almost half way up, so he put the razor back for some different fun. Out of his Box o' happy he pulled out a small box of pin needles. He undid the cap and took them out, one by one, and started stabbing them into his dick like it was a big, meaty pin cushion. He closed his eyes and started to imagine that Spike was the one who was sticking his dick with the thorny pins.

Big Mac moaned in ecstasy as his day dream got even steamier. "Oh Spike! Ohhhh Spike! Give it to me! Mother fucking give it to me!" he yelled. Imaginary spike yelled "Oh Daddy-o, I want to taste your semen! Oh your blood is fantastic!" Big Mac started to feel the pleasure fading away, so he reached into his happy box and pulled out a vile of a creamy concoction.

The bottle was filled with a mixture of semen, extra salt, vinegar, urine, and a chicken's egg. He smiled as he unscrewed the bottle and started to pour the mixture on to his needle filled dick. After his dick was thoroughly covered, he started to pull the pins out, allowing the putrid serum to seep in to the holes, burning immensely, Big Mac was in so much pleasure that he started to yell. "OH FUCK YEAH! MUTHER FUCKING YEAH! OH, IT'S SO FUCKING WONDERFUL!" Soon he had pulled all of the needles out, and began to stimulate his still erect dick whilst using the revolting cocktail as lubricants.

He moaned as the pain and pleasure mixed perfectly, he was in heaven. He closed his eyes and began to think about his granny's tight ass. He imagined Granny Smith sucking him off while she rubbed her elderly, sagging pussy in his face. "Yee - Haw! Granny! Your pussy sure is tight!" Big Mac yelled after getting lost in his fantasy. "Dag - nab bit you little rascal! I think I’m gonna squirt my pussy fluids all over yer face!" Big Mac imagined his own grandmother squirting her vaginal fluids into his face and he came into the cup again. But he didn't stop; He just threw on more lube and started jacking off to the thought of his cousin, Applejack. In his dream Applejack rode him like a rodeo bull, pounding her pussy with his meat stick. "Oh! Big Mac! Please! Fuck me harder! Fuck me harder brother!" His dream sister yelled "Alrighty sis' Just use that large meat stick of yer's to pound my vag like there's no tomorrow!"

His day dream then shifted to that of his little sister Apple Bloom, "Take it you whore! Oh Apple Bloom! Take your brother's monster cock!" Big Mac yelled. "Oh yes! Oh brother! Please! Fuck me harder!" his sister yelled. It wasn't long before Big Mac felt the familiar pressure build up within his cock and he sprayed his thick, gooey load. He then opened his eyes to see his family, stareing at him with horror in their eyes.

"Umm, Sooo, exactly how much did you hear?" Big Mac said, scared out of his mind. He then watched as Granny Smith clutched her heart and fell over, dead from a heart attack. After that Applejack yelled "Enough! We've herd enough!" Big Mac looked and noticed that he had accidently shot his bloody load all over his kid sister’s face by accident. Apple Bloom started crying, Applejack and Apple Bloom moved out later that night, and Big Mac killed himself later that night by driving burning, hot iron nails through his throat while stabbing himself in the chest with a butter knife.

THE END!