Dylan's dream and intro
Do you like The Hacker Pwny? Do you want to read more about it? Now you can. Let's start off with Dylan's dream between August 4th and August 5th.
Another dream. Great, I just love this feeling of knowing that everything I do here is pointless! Just fucking perfect! I'm already starting to feel things. The dream must be starting. There was a warm feeling on my lips and cheek. I gained sight in this dream and opened my eyes. There was a women, she was about 3 inches shorter then me, was white, slender, small but perky boobs, and the most unique thing about her, was her hair. It was stripped with shades of light and dark blue, an exact replica of Vinyl's hair. She wore blue skinny jeans that had holes in them and a white tank-top. She was kissing me and she had her hand on my cheek. So this is my mind's replication of human Vinyl. Hot. I like this design, I think I'll remake it if Vinyl ever comes to Earth. Just then, she started to break apart. Parts of her broke off like glass and they flew away. My subconscious is a bitch. Great, now I can't have sex with her! I the looked out and scanned the horizon. I was on some tall building, there was clear blue skies, and a sandy, pure white beach with a clear blue ocean. The sight was amazing. Seagulls made their trademark sound as I felt the rush of wind slap my face and hair. I looked behind me and could see I was on a porch, with a small green table and two padded lounge chairs. There was also a large sliding glass door. I opened the door and stepped in. A burst of cool air hit me as I slid the glass past me. My feet hit soft carpet as I stepped in. The room was large, it had stripped purple and blue wallpaper. There was a green 3-seat couch that had panties, with the same music note as the one on Vinyl's flank, hanging from an arm. The best story I could come up with for the panties is, we had spontaneous sex on the couch. Yeah, that's about it. I never was a good author. I then smiled and picked up the panties and held them up in the air just like Link would after he opens a chest. I could swear I heard that chest opening jingle. I then pocketed it and moved on. I might need it for a dungeon boss later on. Legend of Zelda references aside, I continued through the room. I came across a kitchen. It was pretty basic. Nothing too fancy. I mainly just glanced at the kitchen and moved on. I found a nicely sanded wooden door. I opened the door and found a slightly darker room that had a lamp, a night table, a shelf with a mirror, and a large queen size bed. The covers on the bed were stripes of neon blue green. There was a naked human Vinyl on top of the bed, making a suggestive pose. I slammed the door shut before I could see anymore. Oh wait, this is a dream. Nothing counts for anything. I opened the door again, while struggling to pull down my pants, and then jumped toward Vinyl. Right before I made contact, everything froze. You have got to be fucking kidding me! Everything then shook and the dream collapsed. I then woke up feeling the soft fluffiness of my pillow. No wait, that wasn't a pillow, that was... uh... What was that? I snuggled my nose on the object and opened my eyes. It was a women. About 18 and had striped blue hair and was white. She opened her eyes and they were a deep lustful crimson. I whispered,
"Vinyl?" She smiled and said,
"Wake up." Huh? She said it again, slightly louder,"Wake up!" Then I was flung from the bed onto the ground. I opened my eyes once again and noticed that Cortez was standing in front of me, upside down wearing a yellow T-shirt and black shorts.
A/N: This will be anything extra for my main story, such as deleted scenes, different points of views, trivia, interviews, just anything that adds to my story if you want it. This extra story was made so that you can ask me to write about it. Do you want Bentley’s perspective of escaping the lap? Ask me, I’ll write it. Do you want Cortez’s past in more depth? Ask for it.
Mlp fanfic
A/N: This is the original 1st chapter. Unedited, and I never even gave it a title.
I sat there in my comfy office chair in my dark room with a bunch of green flashing 0s and 1s flowing down my monitor that are emitting a soothing green light. I was thinking about how to put an end to that greedy politician that was taking bribes. I have transaction logs from a hidden bank account that if anyone had put 2 and 2 together, they would have figured out that the hidden bank account was the politicians. So now that I have evidence of the logs I needed to find out where the money came from. I was shuffling though he's hard drive with a root-kit coded by me. Porn, porn, governmental threats, gay porn, pasta recipes, lesbian porn, speeches in progress, and, most importantly, pornography. Man, this guy must been an avid chef!
"Haha! Lookie here!" I said aloud as I had finally found the archived logs stored in his cookies folder. This was perfect. No room for doubt this time. If only I could have been so good during that missile hack. I felt my eyes becoming teary as I remembered that day. So many lives lost, and it was my fault. I had killed hundreds, no thousands of innocent people because of a stupid mistake. Their blood was on my hands. I had regretted that for the many months that came after the incident. Then I had heard one of my colleagues say “Regretting the past has never changed anything. What happened, happened. No thing or body will change it. But, if you really want to, there is one thing you can change. The future, that is what we will be able to change. Accept the past and shape your future. Have hopes, but not regrets” Ever since then, those words have been my motto. After I heard that, I had stopped feeling guilt and regret for my actions. But I had vowed to myself that I will be the greatest computer hacker of all time. I will never stop trying to learn, program, and hack. Ever since that moment two years ago, I'm still trying my best to be the best. I never sleep anymore. I have no friends. My life is hacking and hacking is my life. I've saved countless lives by disarming nuclear missile strikes, preventing war, and stopping tyrannical dictators. But even after all that, no one knows my name or anything about me. There have been rumors, of course, but trying to find out my true identity or any other information has lead to nowhere for anyone trying to find me. I have always avoided people, this was because, when I was younger, and when I still went to school, people called me a freak and kept taunting me. I was always able to outsmart them and they hated me for it. Now, I live alone, hidden somewhere in Texas. I make money by doing security tests on servers. I only go outside at night. Humans are arrogant, rude, and insensitive. I still wonder why I do so much for this pathetic race of bipedal mammals. I should just let them destroy themselves.
"If only..." I constantly whisper to myself. No. No more regrets. I was deep in thought when an alert popped up. As usual, I clicked the red "x" and moved on. But it came back. This time I skimmed it. It read, "He who helps the good using bad is no better than the bad themselves." I began to speak to myself, trying to determine what this was for “What the fuck is this shi-!” and at that moment time appeared to stop and a bright light encased me with a feeling warm all over.
I woke up in a dark forest. I could hardly see anything. I started walking and after a few minutes, I saw the exit and I started running toward it. I than saw a similar white light and the feeling encased me again. Next thing I knew, I was in some colorful castle. I kept running without noticing any of my surroundings and hit a white wall. Than my vision started spinning and I began to think “OH, fucking great, I'm going to pass out!” After a few hours I opened my blurry eyes, seeing and hearing Princess Celestia and Princess Luna talking about how humans haven't been in Equestria in over three thousand years and how it's odd that's there only one. After that I noticed Luna looked at me and started opening her mouth, speaking in the royal CANTERLOCK voice.
"Lo, dear Sister, the stranger has awoken!"
I began to mumble, "Wha? Huh? What happened?" Luna stares at me in anger mad but Celestia waves her off and begins to question me in a booming voice, much like Luna’s.
"Human, how did you get here?!”
I replied with, "I don't know, I was just on my computer and I got teleported." Celestia goes wide eyed at the mention of computer. "Computer?" Celestia commented, "I do believe I have heard of those strange boxes that people do the dumbest stuff on.”
"Where am I? and who all of you are?"
"You, Sir, are in Equestria and I'm Princess Celestia and this is my sister Princess Luna." “Equestria? Where have I heard that?” Then it was all coming back to me. I finally woke up all the way and remembered Equestria from the My Little Pony memes such as Trollestia and other stuff like that. I'm not a brony but since the beginning of this Internet craze, I've been accepting it and not really caring about it too much. If I saw a brony I would say “Brohoof” like I was one and leave it at that. I wouldn't judge them at all. Then, while I was still trying to get it all back in my head, Princess Celestia cuts in,
"Well, we will have to get you home. But first, we need answers."
"Axe away." Celestia gave me a quizzical look
"Never-mind, ask away."
"Well, for starters, what is your name?"
My real name was Dylan, but that wouldn’t really fit the spirit of this world.
I made up the most half-assed name I could, "Just call me Neon Blaze."
"Ok, ‘Neon Blaze’, next question. Where exactly are you from?"
"Planet of Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy"
"Okay, last question, intelligence, speed, or strength?"
"Uh, intelligence I guess."
"Ok, no-pony knows how to do trans-dimensional teleporting so it could take a while for us to learn it. So in the mean time I will make you a unicorn so you can eat our food and so you don't stand out and scare any-pony. Do you have any preference for what city?" I didn't know of any cities except this one city I remember from a meme mentioning Ponyville was a nudist colony.
"I guess ponyville sounds good."
"I will have my student, twilight sparkle, help you live in ponyville. Then her horn glowed and the light blinded me.
When I opened my eyes, I noticed that I wasn't in that oddly vibrant castle and was, instead standing next to some big tree that appeared to have a house in it. But I felt odd. I tried to open the door belonging to the tree house because I didn't know what else to do, but when I reached for the door something odd came into my field of vision where my arm should be. I glanced at it and started screaming.
"My hand, my hand its gone! Why is my arm green!" I stared feeling a bit dizzy when I heard someone say "hello? You ok?" It was very distorted and I had just fell over and passed out. I woke up with jump nearly hitting my head on the wooden ceiling. Some female voice about 16-20 or so gasped and asked me,
"Are you neon blaze?" But i didn't hear her. I was freaking out desperately trying to escape. I found a window in my panic and jumped toward it. Right before I went through it I felt something warm encasing me and I shall purple dust around me and I felt weightless. I started screaming
"HELP HELP I'M GOING TO BE RAPED! SHE'S GOING TO CUT OF MY DICK! HELP! I MIGHT GET PREGNANT" I felt some peace of cloth being shoved into my mouth and after a few minutes of thrashing about and pointless muffled screaming I begin to calm down. Once the girl noticed I stopped screaming she asked
"Are you Neon Blaze?" I glanced over to her and muffled,
"drafupsh."
She said "oh yeah, I should take the towel out of your mouth."
Once I was able to talk again I whispered
"let me go, please."
"I can't. Princess Celestia said I need to take care of a pony named neon blaze which I'm assuming to be you." What the shitting dick nipples is going on!?!? Than she lowered me onto the floor and said
"My name is Twilight Sparkle." she held out her hoof I just stared at her. She was a purple horse with long, well trimmed purple hair with a stripe of pink going through it. I also noticed that she had a purple horn and there was a greenish-purple baby looking dragon to the side of her. Than I came to my senses and thought the only way I'm going to get off this rainbow hell world is to play along. Damn, this is worse than that time with the red angel gang shoot out where- my thought process got cut off by the dragon saying
"I don't think he's 'normal' in the head."
The purple pony replied with "No, he's a perfectly normal pony" I got up and looked around me. There were books everywhere. Not just that. There was a lot of human-ish furniture. Than I remembered my green arm. I quickly glanced down and I shall myself standing with 4 neon green legs. They all had hooves. I looked at my back and noticed all of my skin was neon green, slightly shining because of the light being let in from the window. Than I got mad. I wasn't about to accept that I just magically turned into a horse and that equestria is real. But then again I'm not the type to say it's all a dream. And even then I don't dream this vividly nor about horses. I quickly become angry and said in a dark, low tone,
"You, horse, get me out of here. Now." I angrily growled the last word while gritting me teeth. The dragon spoke
"Woah, he looks mad Twilight. I say we listen to him." The purple horse spoke next.
"Spike, he is simply confused. Anyway, hello Neon Blaze. My name is Twilight and this is my assistant, Spike." Humans are famous for shooting first and asking questions later. While normally I would try to avoid any and all fighting, but this was different. Here's a little info about me, I'm pretty good at Parkour and I'm an amazing hacker. Only one of those applies at the moment. I started charging toward the dragon keeping in mind that so far I know 2 things: The purple horse can use some kind of bubble and stop me from moving and she clearly was protective about her pet dragon. This gave me one option. The dragon started to turn around and run and when I noticed the purple horse's horn was glowing, I used my knowledge about her to realize that she was going to trap me into that purple dust again. I wasn't about to let that happen. I did an immediate turn and slammed into the purple horse before she could get me. She fell down clearly dazed with a reassuring *Thud*.
"TWILIGHT!" the dragon yelled. I used this moment of opportunity to run for the door and bash through it. I slammed into the door breaking it clean off of it's hinges with wood splintering everywhere and without it slowing me down at all. As I dashed down the colorful city knowing that I had no way of surviving the time it would take princess Celestia to get me back to earth.
As I slowed down near some forest I realized at what I had done. I attacked the "person" who was suppose to take are of me. Damn it, human nature! Why do we always have to shoot first! I cursed at my self and heard some one say something very softly and quietly.
"H-hello... are-are you.... O-ok?" she was a very light yellow with long pink hair. Hmm, odd she had wings but no horn She was shivering clearly terrified at me.
"I'm fine." I said a bit too forcibly than I thought I would. She quickly replied with,
"Ok!" than dashed off into some house at amazing speed. I thought about what has happened so far and I realized I need a friend to help me. I walked up to the house the horse glided into and knocked on the doors. It smelled like... animal shit. I heard an "eep!" At the end of the door. Than a familiar voice answered.
"I'm coming." I heard the door click open and I greeted her with saying,
"Sorry about earlier. My name is neon blaze and I'm new here." she still looked scared but replied me with
" I'm flut-fluttershy, n-nice to meet you..."
"Would you mind giving me a tour of ponyville, Fluttershy?"
"Not at all." she stopped shaking after I asked her for the tour. Although, now I'm scared. I did quite some damage on that purple-no, I should call her by her name. It was twilight if I recall correctly. I really hope twilight isn't hurt too badly.
A/N: Wow, I really was bad.
Vinyl's point of view of meeting Neon
I stood there, next to my DJ station. The party for the new guy was in a few minutes and I'm almost ready. Lets see, plug this into here, then turn this knob, and it's good to go. I turned on the song, one of my favorites and expected the new guy to show up soon. Everything else was ready, the banner was in place, the food table was setup. It's gonna be an awesome party. A few ponies started to pile in, each of them ready to party. There's Twilight and spike, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, just about everyone in Ponyville. They all conversed and talk a bit, but Pinkie left the party only after a few minutes. My best bet is, she is going to drag the new guy in here. Another party-pooper. Oh well, back to my DJ job. I switched out the records and turned up the bass a little. Then went back to the bass knob and put it to max. Then I noticed Pinkie trot into the building. She had rope dragging behind her. I shall the object in the rope: A bright neon green pony with silver and blue hair. That color is just, awesome! Pinkie let go of him and went to dancing. The new guy looked around and then his race turned slightly red and he looked like getting out of that rope was a life or death situation. It was pretty funny, watching him jump about, like there was a giant spider on him. I couldn't help but giggle, this guy is funny. He got a foot loose and kept jumping on that foot backwards to get out. He fell over after jumping around for a few minutes and landed near me.
"Do you need help with that?" I asked him.
"Yes, please. I was dragged here against my will by Pinkie Pie." After he said that, I giggled.
"Har har, it's so funny. Just help me out of these."
"Pinkie Pie drags a lot of people against their will to parties. You should be lucky it was just rope this time." I used magic to get him out of the ropes. He turned around once he was free and went wide-eyed as he saw he me.
"So... Hey... my name is Neon Blaze."
"Cool name, My stage name is DJ Pon-3 but my real name is Vinyl Scratch. You have the coolest hair I've ever seen! It would be cool if I could meet you sometime soon after the party." I hope he accepts, he's a pretty cool guy so far.
"Oh yeah! uh... I think we could meet at the..." I could tell he had trouble with this so I picked for us. I know just the place.
"Café it is. See ya tomorrow at lunch!" I walked back to my DJ station and put on another heavy beat song. This is gonna be an awesome night.