The Adventures of a Blond Shinobi
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jack shit which is good cause I don’t know anyone called jack all joking aside though I do not own ether Naruto or My Little Pony.
Chapter 1 Skyfall.
“Either write things worth reading or do things worth the writing” Benjamin Franklin.
“Am I dead” was the thought of one Naruto Usumaki as he stood staring into endless black void he had awoken in.
Dressed in his Sage cloak and a black armoured vest with baggy long pants and boots Naruto stood as the imposing warrior and leader he had become during the 4th Shinobi War as Hokage and later as The Lord of Fire.
Scratching the back of his head Naruto wacked his brain for how he had died “All I remember flash of orange right” deciding to try yelling in to the void to see if anything would respond “Hey anyone out there”.
Suddenly a feminine voice echoed around him “Soul 7738377 please remain calm someone will be with you shortly”.
“EEEErrrr ooookkkaaayyy ” Naruto said as he looked around trying to pinpoint the location of the voice before an intricately carved door rippled in front of him and a man in a business suit walked though looking at a clipboard while humming to himself all while ignoring Naruto. Having enough Naruto Shouted “Hey Man Hey” finally looking up at Naruto the man let a smile cross his face as he came closer and struck his hand out “Hey there he is the child of prophecy, the savoir of Shinobi World, NARUTO USUMAK”.
Tilting his head in confusion Naruto gasped the man’s hand and shook it swiftly “Sorry Have I met you before”.
“Oh sorry where are my manners I am Mr Spriggs please take a seat” suddenly black leather chairs and Oak table formed from nowhere as the man gestured to his side as he made his way to one of the seats.
Taking the seat opposite the man “What is this place, why am I here”.
Putting his hands together in front of himself “You are here because you tried to create a seal while drunk and it blow up in your face and you would probably have survived but well you died cause we had a glitch”.
Slamming his hands on the table in anger and rising to his feet “WWWWHHHHAAAATTTTT”.
Leaning back on to his chair Mr Spriggs spoke “Calm down Calm Down now I’m here to talk to you about where you go from here.”
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Grabbing the man’s suit and pulling him face to face and growling though gritted teeth “The only thing I want is for you to send me back”.
Speaking calmly despite his situation Spriggs spoke “I can’t do that”.
Roaring in Jehovah face and gripping Spriggs hard enough for Naruto’s finger nails to begin to piece though his suit “WHY THE HELL NOT”.
“It would break the Natural Order of things and that can’t happen because if it did it cause the death of your world”..
Dropping him into his seat Naruto spoke though in a hush tone “What am I supposed to do then”
“Well because of the Ahem screw up, you’ll be sent somewhere new but only if you accept”.
“Care to tell me anything about this ‘New World’ of yours?”
“Only that it’ll be pleasurable”
Tilting his head to the left in confusion Naruto spoke “What the hell does that mean?”
A large grin and simple “You’ll see” was his answer.
Leaning forward in his chair Spriggs Eagerly asked “So do you accept?”
Shaking his head and sighing to himself before looking Jehovah dead in the eye “Let’s get this shit started then”.
That ever present grin and a “Good luck” was his answer before the man snapped his fingers and a lever appeared next to him and then reached out grab it and then pulled “Enjoy the fall”.
“Wahh” before looking down where a hole appeared from under him and Naruto began to scream as he fell though it “SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT”.
Ever Free forest
It was another pleasant day in Equestria with the Early morning sun shining, the bird singing and the denizens of Equestria living their peaceful lives with no craziness (except Pinkies) to spoil any of it.
“SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT”
That was all about to change as a Blonde mid twenty looking man screamed as he hurdled rapidly through the clouds.
Seeing the ground coming up fast Naruto activated his chakra cloak to shield his fall as he crashed through the thick forest vegetation snapping branches and receiving numerous cuts and then finally smashing into the ground with enough force to create a shallow crater. chakra exploding out from the impact sending dirt and ash into the air while a ripple of charka spread across the land. The man lay in the smoking crater twitching chakra flowing from his body as cuts began sealing shut with a hiss of smoke while bone reset themselves within his body, Naruto's body twitching one final time before going still.
“I gonna punch that guy in the goddamn face” Naruto groaned out before slipping into blissful unconsciousness.
Meanwhile In Canterlot
A woman dressed in san elegant royal gown sat in her personal chambers slipping tea and nibbling a small cake held in one of her hands while looking though a series of files placed neatly in front of her. However this women while looking human was covered in a coat of pearl white fur while a large horn extended from her forehead along with a long mane of shades of green-blue and purple with a pair of long ears pointing though it and a golden crown sitting upon her head Finally a set of large wings rested on her back.
This women was the single ruler of Equestria, This was the Goddess of the Sun, This was Princess Celestia who sat up with a jolt as a unfamiliar energy washed over her. Feeling energy do no harm instead just a warm pleasure feeling spread thought her, Shuddering in pleasure while a groan left her lips before the energy began fading away leaving her panting while a bead of sweat dripped from her forehead. Breathing heavily she gasp out "What was that".