Twilight Eats Kumquats

by BionicBrony39

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 291

buck it, 'nuff said

buck it, 'nuff said

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-12-27 18:25:34 UTC

CH. 1 OF 1

5 boxes of small, grape-sized orange-hued acid-filled sweet-skinned delusionism-inducing goodness, 1 purple mare, an entire town watching, and nopony to stop her.  As the stream of magenta that was Twilight Sparkle's magic shot in a great streaming jet from her forehead (1) to open the boxes of said goodness, Twilight thought of what was last time, and shuddered. She picked up one of the grape sized acid bombs in her front hooves, then proceeded to swallow it whole. Meanwhile, the croud stayed dead silent, minus one overly excited pink mare. In the span of a few minutes, Twilight was feeling worse as the number of boxes went from five to one. She again thought of last time when KumquatJack finally said something, her southern accent piercing the silent air. "Twi, yah may wanna back out now, we don' want wha' happened last time." Knowing the purple mare though, it wasn't going to work. She proceeded to put one in her mouth, which was getting harder to do by the second with the acid going to her head. Of the bystanders, a cyan pegasus asked a white coated unicorn, just above a wisper, "How high do you think she'll be this time?" The response cannot be printed here, as Kumquatity was also high from this challenge. Now Twilight was on the last 'quat, and determined to eat it, no matter the consequence. She raised it with her hooves, brought it to her mouth, inducing a reaction from the croud, and put it in her mouth. her teeth cut through the sweet skin, the sour/tangy juice filled her mouth, and.... she couldn't feel her anything anymore, and suddenly, the cold hard floor rushed up to meet her. (2)

FIN