The Quest for the Perfect Cupcake

by Emerald Skysoar

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Sex
Length: 3609

When Pinkie Pie learns about a mythical "Perfect Cupcake", she sets out on a journey searching for the recipe to find one. Little does she know that the ingredients might not be as simple as she thought.

After learning about a rumored "Perfect Cupcake", which is the best tasting cupcake in the world, Pinkie Pie sets her sights on creating one. After three days of searching, she finds no leads and begins to lose hope. Just then, she receives help from a mysterious mare that appears in Sugar Cube Corner's basement. This is the story on the creation of the cupcake, which to Pinkie's surprise, is a lot hotter then she hoped for.

Published 2013-12-28 00:20:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-13 02:33:44 UTC

Prologue: A Chance Encounter

"No, no, NO!!" cried Pinkie Pie as she looked through the cookbooks one more time. "It has to be here!!" Though her search, as usual, ended with no new information. This was the third day with no luck and she was beginning to lose hope. She became frantic as she started throwing the book she looked through behind her. "I'll NEVER make the perfect cupcake now!!!!" she wailed as her as her bright and curly pink mane began to turn flat and grey.

Just as she started to cry, she heard a low whisper echoing throughout the spacious basement. "I can help you, if that is what you wish, but remember this-" the disembodied voice was interrupted by the perked up pink mare "You CAN!!!!! Why didn't you say so sooner, silly filly! Just come out from where you've been hiding so you can tell me."

Right after she said that, a dark red mist slowly invaded the contours of the room. Like a steam of blood, the haze washed over the basement. Pinkie Pie failed to notice, bouncing up and down and giggling with the occasional snort, because she was to excited about her new lead. Soon, the haze had engulfed all the areas around the mare, sealing any hope of escape with it. Pinkie Pie, finally realizing her situation, said "HEY! Are you gonna help me, or do you just want to play hide and seek all day?"

As if to respond to her question, the fog around her started to condense in one spot. Slowly, a figure of a pony began to emerge from the thick mist. Pinkie, even more excited than before from he hopes of meeting a new pony, resumed jumping and down in anticipation. Finally she was able to make out what the mare looked like. She had blood red fur and a jet black mane that seemed to waver ever so slightly. Her eyes gave an ominous look, with red irises and pure black pupils. She wore a sinister smile on her face, but to Pinkie, it seemed as friendly as anyponys'. Last, and much to her surprise, she was an alicorn.

"Are you a princess!?" Pinkie asked shocked but also excitedly. "In a way, yes, but more importantly, do you still wish to know how to make the perfect cupcake?" responded the mysterious mare with a cool, sleek voice. "Absapositivalutly!" said Pinkie Pie in a determined but sweet tone. The mare's smile deepened as she heard this. "Then you must know, with this knowledge comes a price. I believe you will find it quite reasonable. My only fare is that once it is assembled, I my have a single piece. So, do you agree?" Without even a moment a hesitation, Pinkie Pie said "Sure! I love sharing with other ponies, especially if it is with a princess! So, can you please tell me how to make it now?"

"As you wish." said the mare before she started to laugh maniacally. Thinking it harmless, Pinkie laughed along side her too. When the laughter subsided, the mare soon began the instructions to make the perfect cupcake. "First, thing to understand is that the basic ingredients are the same as a normal cupcake. So intially you will need flour, water, sugar, salt, milk, eggs, and baking powder." "Check, check, check, check, check, and checkeroo! Now can we make it?" All the items magically appeared next to her along with a wooden table that they were placed on. "How did you get that so fast?" the mare asked a bit confused. "Well duh!!! This is a bakery after all! It's only a half a minute walk to the kitchen and back." "That still doesn't explain... well never mind. After you assemble all that, you need to then collect some rare, special ingredients to make it perfect. Well, it really is only one, special mare essence!" She paused for a moment, to analyze Pinkie's face, which was rather blank except for her usual smile, and then continued.

"For the frosting, you will need two essences. One from a mare born with a rare, genetically mutated, rainbow colored mane, which will provide an exotic color and a very sweet taste. The second must come from a mare considered a concubine or a slut. This gives the frosting a warm creamy texture from the constantly churned essence. As for the actual cupcake," she continued "it requires three essences to make it complete. The first must come from an industrious mare that is constantly sweating in the hot Sun, because it gives it a salty counter balance. Next must come from a very shy virgin mare, to give it a nice natural sweetness. The last essence must come from at least a semi powerful unicorn to give it other necessary qualities. Once, you have these, the construction can begin. "

Ever since she heard "mare essence", all Pinkie could do was smile, and as the mystery mare went down the list of the essences, it just got bigger and bigger. When the mare was finished, she looked up to see a creepy smiling Pinkie. "One last thing," she added. "the only way to retrieve the essence is collecting the fluid of the mare's third orgasm into these special vials using some unique toys." She then gave Pinkie five vials that clearly labled which mare goes in which container. "With that, you are on your own." Hearing this turned her smile into a dark, seductive one. "Don't worry about me. I think I can manage." Pinkie said, "Just one last thing, how can I reach you when I gathered all the necessary materials?" "You can summon me whenever you need with this." she said handing the bright pink mare a large copper bit inscribed with a big E. "Just rub that and you will see me in second, and by the way, you can call me E. You can have my full name once you finish your little project. Now, I must leave." With that, the mist dissipated, leaving only the pink pony with a smile on her face waving goodbye. As for Pinkie, she knew she had some work to do.

Author's Note

This is actually my very first fanfic and clopfic. I would appreciate any advice that I may use to further my writing skills. Feel free to comment and tell me what you think. Thank you for reading and I hope you'll enjoy more to come.

Chapter One: Tasting the Rainbow

Author's Note

I will try to get a new chapter out every week, so expect one every Satuday. As always, I would be happy to take any constructive criticism from anyone willing to give it. Also, if there is a certain scene you want me to do for the other ponies (like for instance a 69 with Rarity scene) just pm me and I'll consider it while I'm writing. As long as it's is not to tedious or anything that bad it will probably be added. Please comment so I can improve and thank you for taking the time to read my story. Enjoy.

Chapter One: Tasting the Rainbow

After a tiring day of controlling the weather and winning a few races, Rainbow Dash crashed on her bed as soon as her hooves hit the cloud she called a home. This was the most exhausted she had been in long time. Feeling the soft and comfy cloud surround her aching body, she quickly dozed off into her dreams. Though, this respite was not that lengthy as she had wanted due to a large buzzing sound bombarding her ears from outside her window. It was the constant pesterance of this sound that yanked her back into a lethargic reality. Just seconds later, Dash realized what it was that woke her up, or rather who.

Just then Pinkie Pie stuck her head into the window and practically screamed "HELLOOOO? ANYONE HOME?" She was swiftly answered with a tired sounding

"Yes, Pinkie I'm here. Quit the yelling already. Now what is it (yawn) that you want?"

"Oh goodie!! I was looking everywhere for you Dashie! I need you help with a" she paused "certain special, secret project. Only the great and awesome Rainbow Dash can help me with something this amazing!" On hearing this flattery, Dash felt a little less inclined to tell Pinkie to leave her alone so she could sleep.

"So, what's this super special project you need me to help you with?" she said.

Pinkie just simply smiled and said "Oh you'll see, but we need to leave RIGHT NOW!!!! I left Gummy alone with the equipment and I don't think he listened to me when I told him 'DO NOT TOUCH MY STUFF!'"

Knowing she could never win an argument with the pink mare, Rainbow Dash quickly stretched and started preparing for takeoff. Finally, after Pinkie Pie was rambling on about more stuff about her alligator, Dash reluctantly said "Fine. Let's get this over with." And then the two towards Ponyville.

Their pace was rather slow, mostly due to Pinkie's flying contraption, despite the urgency the that she portrayed earlier. While they were flying, Dash started to make some small talk.

"So, where have you been the last few days Pinkie? You're usually always out and about that it's been weird not seeing you for so long. Did it have to do with this project of yours?"

"I've been researching, so yes. I hope it will all be worth it if this pays off."

The truth of the matter is that she had been following a few extra instructions from E, setting up everything just right so she could extract the as much essence as she could from each mare.

They landed right outside of Ponyville, where Pinkie parked her flying machine in a little garage she had and they continued on hoof. As soon as they entered the small bustling town they were greeted by a large number of friendly smiles. Even though it was almost sundown, there were still many ponies on the about, due to the preparation of for Summer Wrap Up. After about a good four minutes or so, they arrived at Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie causally opened the door for Dash as the two mare walked in.

"Why is it so quiet in here? And where are the Cakes?" she asked, noticing a distinct quietness as they walked in.

"Oh don't worry about that" Pinkie responded, "they're just on vacation for the next week and in the mean time, we're having the place renovated." She then led the way down a small corridor ending with a single, worn out, old, door.

She stopped in front of it. "Just give me a second to check on Gummy, and then I'll come to get you. " And with that, she slipped inside.

After a moment of thinking about how awesome the Wonderbolt were, Dash's train of thought was burst when she heard Pinkie say in a strange tone "Ok Dashie. You can come in now." Before Rainbow Dash opened the door, she paused for a moment to analyze Pinkie voice from that last comment. Something about it was not quite right.

"What could she be up to?" she thought some more until Pinkie cried again saying "Are you coming or not? I promise you this will be REALLY fun!" "Ehh" thought Rainbow Dash, "it's just Pinkie. What could go wrong?" Then she slowly turn the knob and entered the basement.

As soon as she closed the door behind her she saw Pinkie Pie sitting on a stool in the middle of the room. The room was faintly illuminated with the soft, warm glow of candles. There was a strange scent in the air that Dash could not identify, though she thought she had smelled it before. Other than Pinkie, she could she nothing around the room.

"What is it you need my help with anyway?" she asked.

"Oh just one of the best, most noble causes anyone could ever think of! I just want your help with baking."

"Well that was a bit of a let down. You know I suck at stuff like that. Why don't you get Rarity of something to do it?" she said begining to leave.

"Wait! At least try some special batter before you go. It's the least I could do for bringing you over here like this."

Dash sighed and responded, "Oh alright. I guess one taste couldn't hurt." Then she took a small spoon of batter from Pinkie Pie and tasted it. "Hmmm. Not your best work it tastes kinda.." A dull thud sounded the basement as the sleeping elixir did it's magic. The pink mare could help but smile, as she new she was about to have some fun.

When Rainbow Dash awoke, she noticed two things. First that she was strapped to a table, confining all her hooves, tail, and wings with reinforced steel clamps. The next thing she noticed was that she was incredibly horny. After realizing this she blushed slightly. It has been awhile since she last pleasured herself. What, with being so busy in preparation for the Wrap Up she had no time to even think about it. Now, for some strange reason, that was all she could think about. She tried flexing her extremities, but she couldn't reach where she wanted to be touched so badly. Then from the corner of the dark room, she heard a pleasant and happy giggle.

"Pinkie Pie!" Dash said. "Where are you? Can you get me out of this thing?"

Then, from out of the shadows, she saw the pink mare step forward. She wore the biggest smile Dash had ever seen. "I'm glad you're awake Dashie." said Pinkie Pie. "I've been waiting so patiently for you to awaken. Now we can finally have some fun!"

"Wait, what do you mean by fun?" Rainbow Dashed asked, but it was to late. The extraction ceremony was about to begin.

Pinkie quickly made her way over to the table Dash was strapped to. Before she could ask anymore questions, a gag was placed on her.

"Mmmmmm mhmhmm hmmmm." Dash cried in protest, but the deed was already done.

"I'll tell you the truth Dashie, this way you'll have more fun, trust me. I brought you here not so you could help me cook, but so you could help me harvest ingredients. It'll make you super duper happy. All I need from you is your essence. Then you can leave."

"Essence" Dash thought, "What could she mean by that? Oh Celestia, think she's finally lost it! I need to get out of here!"

She struggled, but only to end with the same result. "Ohh, I see you're feisty. Okie Dokie then, let's start!"

What Dash felt next was a slice of heaven. All she saw was Pinkie lowering her head towards her marehood, and then an explosion of pleasure. It took her a second to realize that what she felt was Pinkie's touch massaging her crotch with her tongue. Rainbow Dash began to moan softly through her gag.

"Man, all these years of eating cupcakes must have made her licking skills this good." thought Dash.

Pinkie was also enjoying this little moment. She never tasted another mare before, so she was surprised to find that Dash's marehood was much sweeter than her own. After a few more moments and some more fancy tongue work from Pinkie, Rainbow Dash's bliss began to escalate.

Pinkie Pie's only warning was when Dash said "MMMMMMM MHHHHHHMMM" before her mouth exploded with the sweet and tangy flavor of Dash's climax.

While Rainbow Dash recovered, Pinkie removed herself and examined her specimen. Dash had been convulsing ever since her climax. She could tell that her tongue was hanging outside of her mouth and she was drooling for more, even through the gag.

"See Dashie, I told you you'd have fun, but this is only the beginning. You've still got two more to go. Isn't that great?" Pinkie said practically bouncing up and down in mirth. "And don't worry, they will be even better!" By this time, Rainbow Dash finally recovered after her nearly one minute ejaculation and audible gulped. The potion Pinkie Pie had given her was making its run through her veins and her mind was filled with a fog of lust. She was practically craving the mare's touch when she returned with a large, pink dildo.

The impalement of her vaginal canal came as an enjoyable disturbance to the 30 seconds she had of rest. Before Rainbow Dash wash even fully comprehending what was going on, Pinkie was ramming to large dildo in and out of the rainbow mare's pussy.

"Interesting" she thought, "it must've been awhile since Dashie had received any pleasure. I'll make the last one as special as I can."

In that time, Dash was barely able to control her moans. Louder and louder she tried to scream through her gag with no avail, while the dildo was thrust deeper and deeper into the depths to her womb. The sex drive she felt was slowly overtaking her whole body. After a few minutes of this, her body could not take it anymore. Her pure animalistic moan signified the Rainbow Dash had once again climaxed, this time with a force that seemed to rival Niagara Falls.

After noticing how wet she her hoof was, she noticed that Dash once again came, when a squirt of her tasty fluid hit Pinkie right on the nose. She quickly licked up ever drop, ever the juice flowing out onto the table, not wasting a single drop.

"So she's a squirter. I'll have to cap the essence at its source."

"One more to go Dashie, and wait until you she the last trick I have up my sleeve." With that, she left to retrieve the vial and her last toy.

A moment later, which felt like a millennia when you are driven mad with desire, Pinkie Pie returned with the small container and her most interesting toy yet, a blood red double-sided dildo. While she had stepped out, she had been astonished at how wet she was getting. She was practically dripping her love juice all over the floor. She wanted to get in on the merriment as well. When she saw that Dash was looking, she hastily thrust one edge into herself, causing an immense sensation of bliss to flood through her body. Rainbow Dash, had mutual feelings because as soon as she saw the toy, she needed one side of it to be inside her. Pinkie then spoke up,

"I can't wait any longer Dashie, but I want you to enjoy yourself too. If I promise to remove your gag, will you promise not to resist?" Dash quickly shook her head to confirm, so then Pinkie loomed over her to remove her gag.

The first lust filled words out of her mouth were "I NEED some cock inside me, Pinkie. Please, give me some more pleasure!"

All Pinkie could do was smile and say, "Of course Dashie! It makes me so happy to see you so happy. It would be a honor to give you what you're requesting." And with that, she aligned the vacant side of the dildo with Rainbow's hole and thrust foreword.

It was like opening up the gates of heaven, for both parties. When it got past the first fold, there was no going back.

"OH SWEET CELESTIA YES!!!!!" Dash yelled filling the whole spacious basement with her cries. Yes soon began moving her hips in harmonious rhythm to Pinkie Pie's painfully slow, controlled thrusts. A little bit later she began to swiftly pick up speed. Both mares were screaming blissfully as they rocked back and forth with each other in perfect sync. It was like nothing either of them had ever felt before. When her climax was approaching, Pinkie stopped. She removed the dildo from inside Rainbow Dash and aligned it in more southern position. Dash was about to question the sudden stop when she was interrupted by the flooding of a new alien feeling.

Lubed up from their previous endeavor, the red spear was barely able to pierce its newfound adversary. The awestruck pony barely had a chance to adapt before Pinkie Pie started to invade even farther, trying to reach the furthest point in her bowls. The rosebud slowly expanded as the dildo slid deeper.

By the time the it was all the way inside her, Rainbow Dash had finally recovered and managed to say "This is new, but PLEASE give me more!" She didn't have to tell Pinkie twice. Once again, she moved in and out very slowly, loosening the muscles in Dash's anus. After some time, the passage slowly became more accepting and Pinkie Pie was able to pick up the pace. Soon they were going as fast as they first were, maybe even faster. Moans once again were abound throughout the basement.

"I'M ALMOST THERE." Rainbow warned. It was just enough time to uncork the vial and shove it into Dash's cunt before they both had a huge ejaculation and collapsed.

When Pinkie came to, she saw a very strange sight. Inside the vial there was a very loose fluid with a faint rainbow glow. "That must be the essence I need!" she thought to tired to speak. "One down and four more to go! I can almost taste that perfect cupcake now." That was the last thing she thought of before she drifted off to sleep on top of a silently snoring Rainbow Dash.

Chapter Two: A Tarnished Gem

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