humanity

Humanity

The most proud race that ever lived, but there jealousy beat them In the end. The world burned in nuclear fire a hundred times over, but before this happened ten people were chosen. These ten people were sent into the future each ten thousand years future each of them were different some were even insane I was one of them, I am the last of my people and I will give knew birth to the humans.

The ten that were sent had there arms legs and pointless organs removed so they could be fitted with cybernetics. In there right arms data, one thousand terabytes of human data was put in that one arm. In there left a small pocket dimension for food all, of it would stay as fresh as the day it was put in. in there left leg a pocket dimension filled with basic technology and machine that will help recreate the human race. And in the right leg the most important one, an even smaller pocket dimension about the size of a large wall safe filled to the brim with different types of human dna all it needed was the proper condition to grow in, that was my job.

Instead I chose to be a guard for ponies, not the most glorifying but hey it works. I couldn’t be a day guard because ponies would get scared so I chose night I still have to wear a cloak or an illusion must be cast so I look somewhat like a dog. They were about as tall as me so it got the job done. So I sat in front of the massive steel door that went to lunas room, let me explain something celestia didn’t like technology but her sister did so her room is under ground and guarded by me, a massive steel door and a fifty caliber rifle which could gun down anything that wasn’t aloud here.

Now how did I get such a gun you ask well Luna set up a lot of the technology I brought and put it to use outfitting her guards with human weapons and amour so they weren’t aloud to show these weapons unless it was necessary. Now the only time I ever used this gun was to stop an invisible assassin i saw with thermal vision, I turned his head into red paste. Needless the say the cleaning lady was very angry with me. But enough of this poor intro I think its time we begin.

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I woke up to the steel ceiling that was my home my house was some walk into the everfree and was protected by natural defenses. It was once a vault as I heard it was called the military built many so I knew I was still in America or at least the continent it used to reside on. This vault closed with nobody in it so all of its power systems turned off and when I discovered it the only problem was the three inches of dust I was meet with, plus all the spoiled food, once that was all cleaned up I had my new home a massive underground steel mansion.

So it was time to get up I had two hours to get ready so I showered, shaved ate breakfast, had a poo and brushed my teeth. Now its time to go I stepped on the black bad of magic and technology and was teleported to the lunar guard barracks they were used to seeing me so I didn't care, they didn't really like me that much. So I grabbed my cloak and headed to lunas room. She had just gotten up and was going to here first meeting before she stopped me and said

“why hello Sam did you sleep well?” she looked tired and always hated these meetings, but when she asked you a question bullshit answers were out he door.

“why hello princes Luna yes I did sleep well but more importantly did you?” she gave a light blush and responded

“yes I slept well and did a fair bit of dream walking, the usual why?” this was my chance I wanted to know what those guards were mumbling back there about vacation days.

“Not to be a bother but do I have vacation days” she looked at me with that same cheerful grin I enjoyed seeing

“why yes you do from what I remember you have at least a week of vacation days saved up.” I was very happy I haven’t been on a vacation since before I came here so I asked here rather quickly.

“Well if its not a bad time can I get three days off ive been stressed lately trying to get that super computer running so we can start bringing technology to the rest of the world even if your sister doesn't want us to.” she smiled yes this was a good sign

“Why yes you can but please during this vacation of your try to get it up at running at least one day I really want something we can rub in the face of my sister.” and with that a began my guard duty which consisted of me sitting around listening to an mp3 player and looking around. After about three hours I was getting bored and a Minotaur walked down the hallway towards lunas door, he had a sword.

He spoke loudly and clearly “Dog move out of my way and I will make your death quick!” I chuckled “What is so funny here I am about to kill you and all you have to defend yourself is a metal tool its not even a sword, I expected a well armed platoon guarding the princess!” this was a rare species I like to call them dumb fucks.

I took off my cloak he stopped dead in his tracks “any last words assassin” this was going to be bloody.

He stuttered “N- no your a myth you can-” my gun roared with anger and a hole appeared in his chest as there was a massive splatter of blood on the wall. As what was left of the corpse fell to the ground in a heap. The cleaning lady who was in lunas room came running out

“W- what happened… oh come on not again!” she didn't look pleased but I did my job I went over to his body and grabbed the sword, it was enchanted with many runes if this would have touched the princess she could have been hurt or killed.

Luna appeared beside me “So I see another fool thought I was in my chambers and came to slay me” she looked irritated at the blood and gore on the wall.

“Yeah sorry about that but can I keep his sword I feel it would be safer if there is nobody that knows about it” She looked at me puzzled.

“Why should no pony know about it, is it enchanted” I gave a look to the sword and said.

“Yes I don’t know much about runes but I know the more on the blade the stronger and there is a rune on almost every centimeter on it.” I did not want this sword getting out at all.

“Indeed I see but let me study it first I would like to know who made this sword.” She was puzzled by the sword but I guess every smith has a mark and she will find it.

“Well back to guard duty” I said as I ejected the empty case and cycled in the new one.