''Dear Pony Journal,
Stepping in the train so nervously after Princess Celestia kick me out of ponyvile, I was sure I wasn't going to find a pony for myself and I would never find myself in ponyvile with all the pony citizen. I, Twilight Sparkle, was force to find a man by a drunk, princess, (Princess Celestia do drink sometimes)! Unbelievable! She send me a letter to come to the castle because Princess Luna got stab by a pony assassinate and I came their rushing to help Princess Luna but Princess Luna was alive. Celestia set me up! Celestia came into the room and sat on her throne. She and me had an awkward conversation!
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Celestia: ''Sorry Twilight for the drama note. You know that I would drink overnight.''
Me: "I know, so what the problem?''
Celestia: "Well, since your a princess, you can be in great danger of getting kidnap, or killed by some other pony...''
Me: ''Well....''
Celestia: ".... WE NEED TO FIND YOU A MATE!
Me: *GASP* ..."
