
I'm Not a Mare
Shining Armor and Flash Sentry are about to learn a lesson about being mares that they will never forget.
In celebration of getting promoted to Captain of the Guard, Shining Armor decides to have a night on the town with his men. As the night goes on though, the new guy, Flash Sentry, decides to give Shining a hoof getting home. After a disastrous encounter with Princess Celestia where neither Ponies could keep their mouths shut, they end up getting taught a lesson and possibly learning more than they thought they would in the process.
This awesome cover art is done by Conicer and GottaLovePinkiePie They are both two awesome ponies.
Made it on the feature box on 12/30/13. I want to thank everypony who made this possible.




9583 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
5 Chapters:
- 1. The Promotion 2013-12-29 23:01:30 UTC2807
- Black Coffee 2015-05-04 02:43:02 UTC1450
- A Visit From Twilight 2015-05-07 02:18:50 UTC2466
- Truth Hurts 2017-03-12 03:53:34 UTC1515
- Help! 2019-10-28 00:33:42 UTC1345