Three years of practically no contracts that require people to send to Hell (through usage of a computer at the stroke of midnight, a boat, a girl, and some other things) has left Ai Enma and her recruits bored out of their minds to the point of…doing whatever. A very strange creature calling himself Discord arrives and whisks the group of nine to Equestria to make up for the loss….by ferrying bad pony souls to Hell in place of humans.

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Will be told in different third-person POV's from all of the recruits and their mistress. Mature rating will play a big part in later chapters. On hiatus until further notice.