Error H: Love is complicated!

Chapter 1

A new journey and arrival

Journal entry 1 (and only)

Hey! My name is Adam Turner, just your run of the mill legal/illegal hacker. I’m 25, Caucasian, with short blonde hair with pointy bangs, violet eyes and a tall and thin figure. Ever since I’ve taken an interest in girls I’ve mostly blamed my bad luck with women on my small frame. No matter how much protein I ate or worked out, I could never get past 132 pounds. I’m toned and all but I never seem to be able to acquire enough bulk. Heh… listen to me! A sorry ass introverted creep, who doesn’t like night clubs, loud music, drinking or smoking, pinning his misfortunes with women on his physique; not to mention that all the women I’ve dated always grew bored of my good and devoted dog attitude when I fell in love with them. It was always “Sorry! You’re just too good for me. You deserve better! I myself just need some excitement every once in a while. Call me a sucker for bad boys if you will.” I got so depressed after each break up that I was always quite mopey and isolated from everybody throughout these periods, and eventually… I lost all of my friends over it. I was just too unresponsive to them and we just… drifted apart. Sometimes I wonder what I keep living about.

But let me tell you about where I’m writing from and about my job.

I’m currently in Chicago, a secluded city inside of a mountain on the world of Mythos. If you’re asking, yes! There are mythological beings out there such as unicorns, pegasi, dragons and minotaurs. As to why we are living in hiding, away from the rest of the world… Well… it all started a little over a thousand years ago, when the land of my kind which back then was called Terra and the land of ponies Equestria lived in peace and friendly relations. All was going well until some great conflict arose between our two kinds. Being quite pissed at us for some reason that was lost in between the lines, the current Princess of the pony land started methodically exterminating the human race; the fact that we were still in the dark ages with only swords and catapults to protect ourselves against their magic and air force was also crucial to the Equestrian’s superiority. So we started evacuating every able person and went into hiding. Afraid of the equine Princess’s wrath we scattered around the globe and started building colonies in mountain chains and large cavernous systems, and continued our lives, isolated from the rest of the world for a whole millennium. At present we’ve come a long way, obtaining great technology beyond imagination as opposed to the outside world which still relies on magic. The mere thousands that had survived those dark days are now ten million. As to how I found about our war with the pony people, well… let’s just say I hacked in a restricted area in the Government’s website, where this erased piece of history was stored and protected well. Well not well enough if you catch my drift. ;) And if you ask me the scans of the ancient tablets were sketchy on the details.

My work is based on the previously mentioned scientific advances since I hack through the sites of our internet network via my Holographic Personal Computer, or HPC for short. Sometimes I just hack for the fun of it, sometimes I hack corporate sites to earn some money by stealing top secret info from the competitors of some large corporation that has hired me. A guy’s gotta eat you know. But anyways, now I’m just sitting and writing on a plain notebook about myself and my experiences. That’s right! I’ve learned how to write the old fashioned way before typing overtook it. So I guess right now you’re reading what I wrote in here my dear reader, though I doubt anybody will find this as I will hide these pages very well.

By the way did I mention that throughout last week I hacked my government’s website again and deleted all of my personal files? I also sold my apartment anonymously online so that the next owners don’t know who I am. And I deleted all of the notable records pertaining my life such as school and job records, any place that might have my signature, home ownership, the works. Isn’t the Internet grand? Everything about a person is stored in there; you just gotta know how to look. By doing this, I’ve basically erased my entire existence in human society! Now, I’m just a nobody. And since my ex friends and negligent parents have probably forgotten all about me by now, I doubt they’ll miss me.

I’ve thought a lot about this and since I have nothing left to hold me here, I’ve chosen to make a new life for myself. Go on some travels, adventure and have a life of thrills until I settle down somewhere I like. It’s been a thousand years so I doubt anybody even remembers us humans even existed so I think I’ll be okay. Hopefully the ponies would have probably changed over the centuries if I were to encounter them on my journey. Heck! I might actually settle in Equestria if fate doesn’t throw me a shitty piece of luck.

I hope all those survival courses I took with some colleagues some time ago will come in handy, not to mention that Discovery series “Ultimate survival” aka “Man vs Wild”.

Faithfully yours,
Adam Turner

So ended the writing process the man known as Adam was working on, and once that was done, he went over to his bathroom, took a shower, brushed his teeth and combed his hair, picked up both of his one sling backpacks and shouldered them. One was full of food capsules, tiny little things that stored an entire cooked meal within its tiny spaces and the other had the basic necessities, such as a blanket, a pillow, some extra clothing, soap, shampoo, toothpaste and a toothbrush, a comb, a knife, an I-pod, an axe, rope and string, a lighter, a first aid kit, a blaster and a sword for protection. The last item was actually a Chinese Jian and Adam only knew how to use it well enough as to not hurt himself. And with that he walked away, locked his dark and empty apartment and set out… TO ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

(Boy, how cheesy :P)

(Begin sountrack in link)

Out of his mountainous home and into the great unknown he went, going through rocky lands, green fields and wild untamed forests; through hot and cold weather. That’s not to say that his journey was safe. He lost his food capsules to a river stream and had to dig for every little thing to keep him well fed. There were some vicious exotic looking predators out to get him too and he had to often run for his life or cut them and blast them with his weaponry, one of them being a 66 foot dragon which he barely escaped from with his life. The human also nearly got tricked into a hive of some foul looking jet black bug like creatures that had fangs and holes in their feet… err hooves… whatever!

Climbing over steep hills, crossing through swamps, sleeping on trees, lighting a fire as seldom as possible. God! Everything was getting in his way!

By the time he finally encountered a little village, he was down to his last good set of clothing, the other ones tattered by the trials he went through the last few months. He had lost everything but his I-pod and personal hygiene items. And THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT! He didn’t want to admit it but he still cared enough for his looks and was hoping to be at least presentable looking for when he finally met these different looking people.

He reached the village before daybreak as he entered the outskirts of what seemed to be an apple orchard. Since his last meal was the day before yesterday, he decided that taking a couple of apples wouldn’t hurt the owner’s business and so he did.

‘It kinda makes me feel guilty that I had to sneak past several borders to get here but then again, they would’ve asked me several questions and perhaps hold me into custody. So, better to get over all that red tape when I get to town and the time calls for it.’

‘I hope the Equestrians are actually as friendly as that “Equestrian Equidae Sapiens and their society” book said they were. Even though it’s been a millennium since the Great Conflict, something tells me that having been erased from their history is gonna be beneficial to me.’ Adam thought as he pressed on towards the actual village.

/ 6:23 a.m., near the back entrance of Sugar Cube Corner/

Pinkie Pie exited her workplace through the back door with an excited smile on her face. The reason for that excitement was simple: it had been exactly one year and one day since her friend Twilight had first arrived to Ponyville. And even though her friend was now a Princess, nothing had changed. Twilight still remained the ever faithful resident of Golden Oaks library, and went out of town only when duty called.

‘Won’t she be surprised when I set up her party at her own home, before she even wakes up? And all I have to do is be very quiet about it!’ The pink mare giggled at the brilliant plan forming in her head as she kept quickening her pace by the minute.

She then broke out into a quick sprint, her large pink breasts bouncing wildly at the rapid motions.

For her outfit of the day, the Earth pony lady had settled on her dichromatic striped over the knee stockings (the colors being buttery yellow and cyan) and navy blue short shorts, which exposed her hips and partially her three balloon cutie mark. As for her top half of her body, she had chosen a buttery yellow t-shirt with a blue trim putting some cleavage, waist and abdomen on display.

As she made her way towards town square, the party girl stopped briefly at a tree, dipping her arms inside of its trunk. From there, she pulled out the party decorations as if by magic and geared up. The cake, food and refreshments would come later in the morning when all of her friends would arrive to celebrate.

Preparing herself, the funny pony dashed through the streets once more, feeling absolutely giddy about today. Her morning jog was unhindered by nopony. One more perk to rising early.

Taking a brief look at the rosy morning sky, Pinkie failed to notice the figure she happened upon while turning around the corner. Until it was too late that is…

“Yaaaaah… Ooooooof!” She screamed colliding with this mysterious somepony, toppling him over and falling onto him, all of her party paraphernalia scattering all over the ground.

***

Adam didn’t know what hit him. Litterally! One moment he’s walking down the street of a small primitive looking rural town, which entrance sign identified said town as Ponyvile, next thing he knows a pink blur appears out of nowhere and slams into him hard making his back kiss the pavement.

All of a sudden several of his senses were assaulted by all sorts of phenomena. For starters, he could feel a very soft, warm and heavy body press itself against his, as two very immense and cushiony pillows lay against his chest. What’s more his nose could smell the odd aroma of cotton candy and cake frosting. And if that wasn’t weird enough, the guy’s vision was obscured by a forest of curly pink hair.

“Oh, *giggle* umm, excuse me!” Pinkie chortled at the ridiculous situation, getting up and out of the stranger’s face.
“I’m very sorry for running into you like that. I wasn’t paying much attention and I wasn’t expecting anypony to be out and about on such an early…” her eyes widened at the sight of the creature standing in front of her as it tried to get up.
“…mor-ning!”

As the mare looked it over, she noticed it was very similar to a stallion, especially in the overall body shape and mane. However the similarities ended here as it also had plenty of differences: the lack of fur and tail, the oddly shaped hooves at the end of its legs, the small beady violet eyes, the weird flat face with a line for a mouth, some sort of a vegetable shaped nose and weird shell like ears. The unknown being wore a simple dark blue tracksuit with white trimming along with a pair of what looked like black sneakers with red stripes on their sides.

As that was happening, Adam managed to get ahold of his bearings. His head was spinning a little due to having been banged against the ground. As soon as everything was clear again, he looked up and was absolutely stunned in awe.

Looking down at him was the most bizarre yet very beautiful semblance of a woman. When the dude got up he noticed she was an entire head shorter than him, with a body covered by pink fur from head to toe. Her magenta colored hair was voluminous and poufy and so was her tail sticking out from what he assumed was the place above her hind quarters. Her face was equine like, with a cute short snout, two big round light cerulean eyes and two pointy ears that stuck out from her hair. And her body… saying that it was voluptuous was an understatement. She wasn’t fat by any means, no! Her figure was more like a very big hourglass. She had little to no fat on her torso and arms. Her waist wasn’t wasp thin but it was nicely curved, noticeable and enticing with some fine abdominals. Her hips were very thick, and maybe did have a bit of excess weight on them, however it was the erotic kind, evenly spread, giving them some bounce. And the pair of jugs stuck to her ribcage? They were as oval and enormous as two greatly inflated water balloons with a little sag which gave them a beautiful and natural look.

Adam had to admit, he was right damn impressed by her sex appeal. Heck if she was taller than him with the same body proportions, she’d look like a gifted amazon!

However such admiration would not last because before the human knew it, his little buddy had decided to pitch a tent in his pants. And the worst part was that it was showing along with the red tint that formed on his face.

“Looks like someone likes what he sees!” Pinkie smirked mischievously, very much amused by the male’s flustered state. Yes! Now she knew it was a he!
“So! Did you enjoy checking me out?” she teased earning some frustrated mumbles from the man.
“What was that?” the party mare teased some more putting her hand across her ear so she could hear better.

“You… Wow… I mean… Wow! You look so… human!” Adam eventually managed to get the words out as he tried to make heads or tails of his confused feelings.

“What’s a hue-man? Is it some sort of balloon, or, or, or maybe a variety of cotton candy from where you come from… wait, wait don’t tell me, I’m very good at guessing games! I got it! It’s the name of a fictional character that wears the same outfit as me, isn’t it? Or, or, or…” Pinkie started her trademark rambling.

As the hacker listened to her incessant babbling, he couldn’t help but enjoy at how silly and bubbly she sounded as she spoke with that high pitched cartoony voice. Little by little, his giggling grew to a suppressed but very strong laughter, as tears streamed down his face.

“What’s so funny?” The pony threw the dude a quizzical look.

“Y-y-y…heheheheheheheeheh… You are! Heheheheheehe… I’ve just never heard a person go on a talking spree this hilarious! You’re just so much fun to listen is all.” The human managed to regain his cool, taking some deep breaths.

“Awwwww, thank you! That’s the nicest thing anypony has ever said to me, even if you’re not a pony.” The looney trickster smiled sweetly, feeling very warm and fuzzy from the compliment.

“To answer your question, human is the name for my species. I’m a human individual. I just compared you to a human female, since you look very much like one… minus the tail… and the hoof tipped feet, and the fur coat, and the ears, and the equine face. By the way, I’m Adam Turner, sex: male, 25 years old.” The man offered his hand which was taken by the mare’s who shook it energetically.

“Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie, female Earth pony or a mare if you’d prefer that, and I’m 22 years old.” Pinkie recited, reciprocating Adam’s intro, giving him a toothy smile before continuing,
“Soooooo, what are you doing here Adam?”

“Well, I am looking for a fresh new start at some town.” Adam specified which earned a very loud gasp from his new companion.

“GAAAAAAAAAAAASP! You’re somehuman new searching for a new place to live? Well look no further! Ponyville is the nicest, most hospitable place ever! You’ll feel right at home, and why wouldn’t you? Now you have a new best friend! Me! And Pinkie rule number one: a new friend and somepony new deserves one thing…” the hyperactive equine lady paused for a moment before bellowing:
“A PARTY!”

“PINKIE!” Several unhappy voices called from all sides.
“Please! It’s not even seven in the morning! Wait until everypony gets up!” looking up the duo spotted a couple of ponies glaring at the pink mare from their respective windows, completely ignoring the foreign being before going back to bed.

“Ooopsie!” Pinkie blushed, grinning guiltily to herself.

“So uuuuuh… Want me to help you with those?” Adam pointed at the scattered party stuff, much of it having have spilled out of the papers bags.

“Oh, yeah! I totally got distracted! I must hurry! My friend Twilight has a one year anniversary since first coming into town and I must set these up at her house before she wakes up!” The frantic mare cradled her head within her hands and then quickly dropped down on her knees and began picking her things up.

Reciprocating her action, the human started putting the supplies away as well. However, as he turned around to pick up a confetti popper his gaze was suddenly drawn in by an irresistibly captivating sight! Pinkie was facing away from him, standing on all fours, with her hot buns sticking out, the view completely unobstructed by her tail which was arched back. And what a glorious booty it was! The short shorts hugged the curves of her cheeks and looked very snug in their tightness. This magnificent ass was of the bubble butt type, like two perfect orbs which seemed so irresistibly wobbly that if their owner smacked her own posterior, it would jiggle until tomorrow.

Just then, Adam snapped out of his admiring state and decided to strike up a conversation.

“Soooo, those things on your rump… Are they what you call a Cutie mark?” he pointed at the side of her buttocks, the outlines of some semblance of a tattoo barely showing from the edge of her shorts.

“Yeah! It represents my talent for throwing great parties.” Pinkie clarified, lifting up one of the lower edges of her dark blue bottom and presenting an image of three balloons before asking a question herself “Do you have ponies where you come from?”

“No! But we do have a small book that has a section about your kind. It’s kinda low on the info but it’s something I guess.”

“Well books will be books and my friend Twilight is crazy about those!”

“Cool. By the way, why do you need to set up these decorations at your friend’s house while she’s sleeping?”

“Oh! I want to make it the bestest best surprise ever! She won’t see it coming! The moment she opens her eyes, Shazam! Instant party! It’s my best idea yet!” The Earth pony lady spoke excitedly while she finished up with her gathering.

“Heh! I guess you know what you’re doing.” The hacker gave her a smile as he took most of the bags to lighten the load off the mare’s shoulders.

“Oh I got it! Since you were so great as to help me picking up my stuff, how about you come with me and we put them up at Twilight’s place together! That way when my closest, bestest friends arrive I can introduce you to them all at once and we can have a “Happy anniversary Twilight!”, “Welcome to Ponyville Adam”, “I am friends with Pinkie Pie!” triple party!” The ever exuberant pink trickster slung her arm around the dude’s shoulder, waving into space, visualizing her plans.

“Awesome! I’m in! Just one question…”

“What is it?”

“The music won’t be too loud right? I like to be able hear the people I speak with when I mingle.”

“Not a problem!” Pinkie beamed before adding “Come on! We gotta hurry!”

And with that the funny mare broke into a quick jog, the human trailing closely behind.

In just seven minutes, the twosome arrived at a huge tree. It had very thick foliage and by the wooden door, windows and small balcony you could tell it was hollowed out and quite adequate for living, which was even more extraordinary because of the fact that the tree itself was still alive.

When Adam entered the place alongside Pinkie, he found himself in a library’s main room. The wall was oval-shaped, with bookshelves carved into it, every available space within them filled with books. It also had a ladder for upper shelf reach, a couple of book stands, and a circular table with a horse head bust sitting on top. It looked very cozy.

“Heeheeheehee! Come on! Let’s get started!” The party pony giggled quietly, whispering the words.

The man grabbed a ladder and the bag of streamers and proceeded with hanging them. While he did that, Pinkie began blowing up balloons and tying them up in bunches, connecting them to one main string before hanging them up alongside the streamers.

This gave the time for Adam to mule over his latest experiences with the first pony he had ever met.

‘This pony mare Pinkie Pie is a pretty awesome party girl! She’s very funny, cute and positive too. However, because of her curvaceous body I’m starting to question myself. Am I normal? I get so horny every time I so much as glance at her! She’s a pony! A completely different species! Being attracted to her is like being attracted to a house cat! It’s sick! I’m a sicko!’ the human berated himself as he continued on his reflections.
‘But what if it’s not the same as zoophilia? She thinks like a woman, acts like a woman, and even looks a lot like a woman. Still, my hormones reacting to her… Is it natural or just mentally ill? Well, either way if this continues I might as well call it my new fetish coz if I said I didn’t like it, I’d be lying to myself.’

“Whatcha thinking about?” Pinkie’s upside down head suddenly popped into Adam’s eyesight.

“Woah!” the human flinched backing away, only now realizing that somehow his new friend was now hanging by her feet on a stretched out rope, dangling slowly as she did.

He had no idea how she could’ve come into his view so abruptly as if she simply materialized out of thin air, but instead he dismissed the thought with the excuse of it being some Earth pony magic trick.

“I was wondering what your friends might look like.” He lied, ashamed of bringing his new sexual issues.

“Oh you’re going to love them! They’re all such great ponies! But I’ll let you guess what they might be like until you meet them and make this your personal surprise. Although I wonder if it really will be a surprise without me yelling so. Oh well, I guess I’ll improvise when the time comes. Anyways the first floor is done. We’ll be going to the second. However we have to be even quieter since it’s also the floor where Twilight and her assistant Spike are sleeping right now.” The party planner rambled on as she put up a sign that said “Welcome to Twilight’s anniversary since coming to town/Welcome to Ponyville Adam/I am friends with Pinkie Pie party!” before dropping back down on the floor.

Amused at the ridiculously long banner, Adam wordlessly followed Pinkie to the second floor where they used the rest of the party stuff to spruce up the place.

Digging into the last bag, the pink mare took out a plastic container with a stack of pancakes, a knife and a fork within. Opening it she covered the breakfast with maple syrup, the bottle of which she had somehow managed to sneak into her voluptuous mane. How she did that without getting said mane sticky, Adam again could not comprehend, but he came to the conclusion that the fewer questions he asked the better.

Both the human and pony climbed up some stairs to an alcove that led to a bedroom area. One could easily guess it was a bedroom, what with the star-spangled bed sheet covering one of the beds, the messy mane and horn protruding from it and the snores coming from the small bundle in the smaller bed.

“Twilight! Twiliiiiiiiight! Wake up silly buns!” Pinkie grabbed onto what seemed to be Twilight’s shoulder under the cover and shook her gently, speaking with a teeny voice, sounding much like a meek Pegasus we know.

“Nnnnnnnnmmmmm! It’s too early Spike. We should follow the schedule. Yaaaaawn! Wake me up at eight!” The pony underneath rolled over to the other side, refusing to get up.

“Silly Twilight, it’s me Pinkie Pie and I came here to tell you I misplaced some of your books!” The party trickster fibbed, smiling impishly at the following reaction.

“Groooooooan! Which books did you touch? I thought I told you not to pull out books you can’t put back in their rightful place.” A somewhat miffed lavender Alicorn princess threw her cover on the floor, with a very annoyed look plastered on her face.

Let’s just say Twilight’s ascension to Alicornhood had some discomforting side effects on her body. For starters she felt very irritated in the mornings and HATED to be woken up unless by an alarm clock or by her own biological one. What’s more was that her new wings and longer horn weren’t the only thing that grew in. Her lower body had swelled up considerably, leaving her with a set of thick hips and a slightly plumper rump. And her breasts! CELESTIA WHAT A PAIN! They had grown to an immense size, her once modest D cup now upped to a much bigger one, rising up to an H or a double H! Her pair could now rival Pinkie Pie's who was the mare with the most impressive size among the group. The sheer volume of these things had caused them to sag to a significant degree but their girth helped her new assets retain some of their appeal. And OH LUNA THE BACK PAINS! These blobs of fat as their owner called them were so heavy she had to do plenty of back exercises to lessen the strain. On the plus side, Twilight now had another excuse to hang with Rainbow Dash alongside the flying lessons. And here she thought that Celestia, Luna and Cadence were all very well endowed by coincidence. Well, now Twilight knew that Alicorns are most definitely cursed with fertility!

Taking a moment to take a deep breath, the recently appointed princess of Equestria sighed, sitting up and spreading her gorgeous wings to their fullest extent, stretching and bending them, eliciting some pops from the joints.

“Seriously, Pinkie what’s up?” her gaze turned serious as she fixed it on her pink friend.

“Weeeeeell, I just came here to wish you a HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!” The looney mare jumped up in the air, confetti popping out of nowhere and covering up everything.

“Anna-what?” Twilight cocked her brow inquisitively, brushing off the glitter and picking up her brush with her magic without even looking at it and starting to comb her disheveled mane.

“Anniversary! It’s been one year and one day precisely since you first came to Ponyville and met me and the girls! Remember?” Pinkie clarified, pushing the box of pancakes into the studious pony’s hands.

“Oh, yeah! So many things happened since then that it seems like a really long time ago…”

As the two friends conversed, Adam observed the one called Twilight very carefully. She looked absolutely beautiful and ravishing with those good looks and heavenly wings. Her face was adorned with a pair of shimmering violet eyes, a couple of shades darker than his own, as well as a very adorkable sapphire blue manecut with straight bangs, two streaks of purple and rose running through it. A horn protruded from the mane, as was revealed through the alicorn’s brushing process, which stood almost 8 inches tall and proud. Add to that the natural charm she was exuding through her irritated demeanor and she seemed as if she was taken straight out of a fairy tale. Not to mention this mare was stacked!

‘Dude! Her nipples are poking out!’ The human blushed, looking at the purple night gown the equine royalty was wearing, her breasts obviously unrestrained by a bra.
‘And boy does that slender waist drive me crazy!’

“AH! What is that thing?” The library dweller finally took notice of her second guest who was observing her from the sidelines. The mesmerized look on his face did little to alleviate her anxiety.

“Oh, silly me! I forgot to introduce you to my new friend Adam! He’s a human who just came to town this morning. I bumped into him earlier and I thought: Wouldn’t it be great to invite him to the party so we can have a couple of more reasons to celebrate. Then I thought “BRILLIANT!” and brought him here. And then we both put up all these awesome party decorations just for you so you’d be surprised when I woke you up! So… are you surprised? Are you, are you?” Pinkie babbled out the torrent of words, Twilight only being able to comprehend half of them.

“Yes! Very! But… why is he looking at me that way?”

“Oh sorry about that! You’re the second mare he’s ever seen in his life… I think he likes you. Also your nipples are showing.” The party whirlwind pointed at said direction.
“……………………………………………………………. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” It took five seconds for the lavender alicorn to catch onto that last statement before she screamed and covered herself with her bed sheet in embarrassment.

“Hey relax! If it’s any consolation for you, I think you’re very pretty… for a winged/horned pony.” Adam raised his hands, palms up front in his defense, trying to make himself seem as unthreatening as possible.

“Th… Thank you, I guess.” Twilight blushed feeling flattered. This was the first sincere compliment she had ever received on her looks, since she didn’t count all these smarmy hypocritical nobles who were fawning all over her after her coronation.

“Yaaaaaawn! What’s with all the racket Twilight? The party doesn’t start until 9, right?” A still groggy and sleep deprived young dragonling sat up in his little bed, his eyes still puffy and gritty.

He seemed like a bizarre-looking 10 year old boy, with a reptilian appearance. Most of his scaly hide was light mulberry except for his chin, chest, belly, underbelly and the underside of his spade tipped tail that were very pale green as opposed to his moderate harlequin spikes which went from the top of his head to near the end of his tail. His eyes were moderate pistachio and had slitted pupils which looked somewhat creepy at first glance but cute once you looked closer. As to his clothes, the fire-breather wore plain pale purple pajamas with vertical thin black stripes running over them. Being quite disgruntled, the mythical lizard yawned, his long forked tongue twirling around with a hiss, and his front sharp canines being displayed in clear view.

Before anypony could say something in response to the little draconis, the human’s eyes widened with surprise and fear and he quickly hid himself behind Pinkie latching his hands onto her shoulders.

“Oh shit! A Dragon! Kill it! Kill eeeeeeet! Kill it with fire! Wait, what am I saying, they’re fire proof! Then kill it with Ice!” he hollered like there was no tomorrow, hanging for dear life onto his improvised pony shield, shaking it up in the process.

“Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! I s-s-s-s-o-o-o-o-u-nd s-u-u-u-p-e-e-r coo-oo-oo-oo-ool!” The random mare’s voice grew distorted as she was shook by her foreign friend.

“Calm down… Adam was it? The dragon won’t hurt you. He’s my assistant Spike and I’ve had him since I was little. He is very polite and well behaved. Besides, he is a baby dragon by his species’ standards.” The alicorn librarian gave some assurance to the outlander, speaking as calmly as possible to get the intended soothing effect.

“Heeeey! I resent that remark! I’m sixteen! I’m a teenager.” Spike huffed blowing some smoke from his nostrils.

“Oh! Sorry! It’s just that I was recently scared to death by a huge blue dragon with a bushy green mane and eyes, terrifying claws and a long fire breath range.” Adam stepped away from Pinkie, hiding his arms behind his back awkwardly.

“Woah really?” The pink mare’s eyes glimmered with fascination.

“Yah really! My blaster was useless against him, and he kinda ate it after I dropped it while running for my life. Good thing I was in a forest at the time. Also it was good that he didn’t torch the place.” The hacker reminisced, shuddering at the thought of the building sized reptile.

“What’s a blaster?” Twilight inquired, cocking a brow as she hid behind her dressing room screen and started changing into her casual clothes.

“Oh? Well, it’s sort of a long ranged weapon with a handle and a short tube pointed forward that in simple terms fires a a high energy particle beam or a hot piercing bolt of light if you will.” The man explained, mimicking the hold of his weapon with his hand.

“Ooooo! Do you still have it?” Pinkie gripped his shoulder, her excitement growing still.

“Nope! Dragon ate it, remember?”

“How convenient!” The alicorn walked around the human, throwing a very suspicious glance at him.
Now that she had the time to change, she was wearing a plain pastel colored pale blue t-shirt that went with a half thigh long plaid pleated purple skirt. Adam had to admit that the t-shirt was very form fitting. A testimony to that were the overly large breasts that were now staring at him, quite snug in their tight fabric prison.
“And why were you carrying something so dangerous around?”

“Wild beasts roaming around, I was travelling on foot through their territories, they eat meat, hello?” Adam threw his hands in the air, clearly displeased with the question.

“Did you now?” The princess kept circling the dude like a hawk, looking for a weakness.
“Do you have anything on you?”

“Just the clothes on my back and this I-pod!” Adam took out the little rectangular device with a pair of miniature headphones.

“Huh… Interesting… you have a human version of P-Pod.” Twilight examined the device, finding little difference in design.

“Uh-huh. Can I have it back now?” Adam tapped his foot against the floor impatiently. Something about this pony’s inquisitive nature rubbed him the wrong way.

“Sooo… can we hear more about your adventures?” Spike asked, thrilled to have such an exotic traveler for a visit.

“Hah! Adventures? More like Disadventures! I kept running away most of the time. Fight and flee as they say.” The human cackled at himself as he reminisced about his constant run-ins with lady Bad luck.

“I want to know more about where you come from and why I have never seen anything like you before. It’s obvious you have some sort of home settlement somewhere. And it puzzles me as to why I don’t know anything about it.” The alicorn princess kept giving Adam the suspicious eye.

“Will you stop looking at me like that?” The human spoke warily, backing away defensively.

“Guys, guys! Let’s just move downstairs and wait for the others to get here! If Adam is going to be telling a story, it’s better if everypony was here to hear it. Besides Twilight, you haven’t touched your breakfast yet.” Pinkie intervened, stepping between the two, lessening the building tension.

“That’s a pretty good idea. We better!” Spike joined in, picking up the container of pancakes, grabbing his adopted sister by the hand and leading her down the stairs.

The clock downstairs pointed 7:46 a.m. as the foursome sat down. Twilight started munching on her sugary breakfast and drinking a mug of coffee her assistant had handed her, feeling the grogginess of her sudden awakening coming back to her with a vengeance. Feeling quite weak, she was rewarded with some of her energy returning as she ate and drank.

“It seems the reasons as to why Adam got invited are quite apparent up there.” Spike declared, looking up at the banner.

“Well it is self-explanatory Spike. It’s only natural for Pinkie to do this once somepony new comes to town.” The alicorn princess broke her silent streak, still feeling kinda moody.

“So Twilight, since you like throwing schedules so much, how about we discuss the party plan.” The pink mare proposed and idea which was accepted readily much to the enthusiastic delight of her friend.

“Hey bro, sorry I wished you ill before. Hope you’ll forgive my outburst.” Adam apologized offering his hand.

“Don’t sweat it! You seem like a cool guy. I’m kinda flattered you actually thought of me as threatening. The mares around here keep babying me too much sometimes. So, we’re cool.” The teenage dragon showed his understanding side, taking the human’s handshake.

“So, care to tell me a little bit about yourself and your lavender affiliate over there?” the blonde hacker inquired.

And so passed over an hour spent by the two duos talking about their respective subjects (Spike somehow omitting that Twilight was actually a princess. Ooopsie! ;P). And wouldn’t you know it the guests soon arrived, all in a big group with a knock at the door.

“Hello, hellooooo! We’re here for the Anniversary mare!” Rarity came in, chiming in a singsong manner, dropping her handbag into Spike’s claws who accepted it graciously, a pair of hearts adorning his eyes.

“Hiya Sugarcube! I hope y’all ready for a knee-slapping party coz we are gonna dance until the late afternoon!” Applejack followed her, throwing her hat in the air, it being barely caught by the door dragon.

“H-hello Twilight. I really love what you and Pinkie have done to the place… Oh and happy holliday.” Fluttershy stepped in gingerly, struggling as the last mare behind her, Rainbow Dash, literally pushed her into the library.

“Ooooooh yeeeeeeeah! I’ve been looking forward to this all week! With all this recent heavy weather duty and minimum nap time, I think I deserve some well-deserved time off!” The cyan Pegasus proclaimed in a boisterous and loud tone, flying in with a loop.

Just then she noticed this out of place element in the room… a living breathing out of place element.

“Who’s the new guy?” Rainbow inquired, pointing towards Adam, clearly recognizing his stallionesque body features.

“This is Adam! He’s a human and new in town, aaaaaaaaaand my new best friend!” Pinkie bonked her athletic friend’s muzzle with her own, making her flinch.

“Uuuuum… Yay?” Fluttershy muttered as she hid behind Rarity.

“Well nice ta meetcha! Ah’m Applejack! Any friend of Pinkie’s is a friend of mine!” Applejack went over and shook Adam’s hand very vigorously, the flabbergasted human intently focusing on her eyes, and trying to hide the fact that his eyes kept wandering off to parts of the mare’s body he didn’t dare to look at that up close.

“Pleasure to meet you as well darling. I’m Rarity and I… I’m Rainbow Dash the fastest flier in Equestria! I hope I’m not shocking you with my awesome presence!” The fashionista began introducing herself to the man only to be pushed aside by her brash rainbow-maned friend who was impatient to express her boisterousness.

“Ummm… I’m Fluttershy, and I’m glad we finally have a stallion… er, human stallion in our friendship herd.” Fluttershy squeaked from behind a sofa. But the moment the hacker turned his head and looked her in the eyes, she ducked down, obscuring herself from sight completely, “Then again maybe you should just forget I said anything and pretend I’m not here.”

As introductions came to an end, all the mares corralled around their Anniversary pal and began chatting pleasantly amongst each other, expressing their excitement and sharing stories about the past week.

Adam on the other hand, took a seat on an armchair to gather his incoming thoughts and emotions.

Here he was, the first human to have entered pony society since 1000 years, making new friends, learning about the equine inhabitants of the land, and only one thing was on his mind:
‘Dem mares… they’re coming out of the woodwork! And they all look like adult models!’

The blonde mare, the one with the gamboge coat, the Stetson on her head, the sap green eyes and the strong Southern accent was built like a long distance runner. Her red and white checkered tie-up shirt and spankin' daisy dukes completed her Country Gall look, not to mention those freckles. The mare's legs were thick and well muscled but not overly so, and her ass was a cute round apple bottom, poking out between her thighs. This earth pony looked quite toned overall, a proof that she did heavy physical labor and yet her svetle waist, small chest frame and double D breasts gave her an air of femininity! Everything about her was quite fine, and her working girl attitude probably made every stallion in town sight at her confidence.

Another mare that with a big pair was the shy Pegasus with the flowing rose colored mane. She seemed very shy about her chest, which was made obvious by her habit of covering it up with her arms from time to time which was no wonder what with said bust being a cupsize G. However her shy act did seem kind of confusing to Adam as he noticed her grassy green Halter V-neck Low-cut t-shirt which pressed her mellons together rather snugly and also exposed her rather wide ribcage which was accentuated by her slim waist. Add to that a pair of thighs big enough to support that upper body and you had a babe that possessed some pretty wonderful curves .

The one called Rarity had an elegant hourglass figure, very well-maintained in shape, every little curve on her body perfectly balanced out. Her class was heightened even further by her fancy swirly hair design and her azure eyes which were always carefully gauging your behavior, mannerisms, body language and appearance. This pony lady definitely had high standards. Maybe a little too high, but who’s to say.

Finally there was the wild tomboy of the group, Rainbow Dash. True to her name, she was rowdy, feisty and somewhat brash but her boyish demeanor was not enough to hide her ravishing body. Athletic and sturdy, her frame was the smallest of the six friends’ but it made her look agile and speedy. Her butt was tight, subtly protruding from her sprinter’s legs, her waist very thin and her boobs a perfect D going for a double D.

And it was after that evaluation of the mares that he had just met, when Adam suddenly began to feel weird. Sitting down on the nearest sofa, he tried to take a breather, his mind still trying to comprehend what he had just witnessed. It was like something inside him had snapped, changed completely and for good and it was through the following outburst that he managed to express it:

“Uuuuuhuhuhuh! Huhuhuhuhuh! This is cool! Huhuhuhuh! This place is rules! Yeah! Heeheeheheehee… Boyoyoyoyoyoyoing!” The human’s eyes suddenly got all squinty; a very weird toothy grin appeared on his face and his voice suddenly got two kinds of weird, as if he was shifting through various personalities.
‘Yeah… about me being a sick bastard… Fuck that! I love pony women! They’re so much better than the ones at home! Better curved too!’ He thought as he kept cackling like a mad fool.

Author's Note

I’m sorry if a lot of the ideas are overdone and everything. But I just needed a setup is all. Plus, one can never get enough pony boobies and the fanfics that are written about them. :P

Just so you know the romance in this fic will NOT be rushed! It will take lots of chapters that feature a lot of friendshipping before any love interests develop. Then it will evolve in a game of “Are you hitting on me? No I am not!” until it finally reaches the boiling point where the conflict and the love story will finally be dealt with and resolved.

I didn’t dedicate any separate chapters to Adam’s journey coz I honestly didn’t feel like writing such tedious material. So I jumped straight to Ponyville after a good old Adventure montage! U mad?

Also the I-pod/P-pod thing… yeah, I’ve read fics that have those, so I borrowed the idea coz then I will have an excuse to include an awesome musical chapter later on. So there! :P

And about Spike omitting that Twilight’s a pony princess… well, this will play a major role in the next chapter. ;)

UPDATE2: Just decided to change Applejack's description in chapter 1 as well. I dunno, I've been recently feeling that making all these mares overly voluptuous is simply too much. So I basically changed Applejack to a smaller body frame, kinda like Rainbow's but with thicker thighs... and double D tits! Lol!