Discolight Short Stories Collection

Chapters

Asking Her Out
First Date
Party!
Wings now? huh.
Discord's Jaw Tries To Touch The Ground
Nope
Baby!
Twitchy Twitchy

Asking Her Out

It was a dark night, nopony was awake, no dragon either, but a draconequus was. He had one mission: to get a date, the fluttery feeling he had felt in his heart around Twilight had grown to strong for him to ignore, he quietly crept over to the mare, sleeping on her bed, her mane splayed all over her pillow, 'this was it' he thought. He had been there for at least hour or so, waiting for just the right moment.

"Psst Twilight, hey, hey Twilight! Hello? Are you in there?" he whispered, trying to get her attention, when it didn't work her started poking her gently and said, "Twilight wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey, never mind, you won't get that last part."

"What?" asked the annoyed, half asleep mare. her eyes barely open, she gave the draconequus intruder a death glare. 'It's," she looked at her clock, "two in the morning."

"Will you go on a date with me?" he asked his eyes pleading, Twilight relaxed a little bit, hearing no malice in his voice, but not hearing what he had said.

"Sure, whatever, just let me go back to sleep." the mare waved him off with her hoof. If she had looked, she would have noticed a huge goofy grin on his face.

"Good, I'll pick you up at 5pm tomorrow, don't forget!" said Discord cheerfully, leaving the room in his signature flash of light. The mare was stunned for a few moments.

"Wait, WHAT!" she shrieked. Suddenly she remembered, "Oh Celestia, what did I just get myself into?" The tired mare fell back asleep, head hitting the pillow with a soft thud. Spike heard the shriek, and slowly came into the room, once he saw Twilight asleep peacefully he walked out.

"What was that about? Must have been some crazy dream." Spike thought to himself as he curled up in his basket and fell back to sleep.

The next morning Spike had gotten up early and was making a breakfast of eggs and orange juice, when Twilight came trotting downstairs. He was making eggs, which unfortunately reminded Twilight of the previous night.

"Hey Twi, you shrieked for some reason in the middle of the night, do you know why?" asked Spike, hoping the mare wasn't having any nightmares.

"Yes Spike, Discord decided to use drowsiness against me" said Twilight, obviously annoyed by something on her mind. She trotted over to the kitchen, her stomach growled when she smelled the eggs, just finished having been prepared.

"What did he do?" Spike asked curiously, wondering what the draconequus was up to this time. Twilight sat down at the table and tried some of the eggs Spike had made. She frowned, recalling the incident.

"Somehow he got me to agree to go on a date with him tonight. The eggs are wonderful by the way," said Twilight, obviously distressed from her stupidity to blindly say yes to make Discord leave.

"Thanks, but lighten up Twilight, maybe it wont be so bad?" said Spike, trying to ease the troubled pony's mind, but failing. Twilight finished her food and putting her plate into the sink with her magic.

"I don't know Spike, I honestly have never gone on a date before, in my imagination, when I finally did it would be with a pony, not a draconequus!" she exclaimed, she went over to her couch and did a Rarity style dramatic fall on to it, suddenly she popped back up, "I bet there is a book about dating somewhere!" With that the mare started looking through her shelved will Spike just face palmed and started shaking his head.

Back in Canterlot, Celestia was getting ready to hurt Discord, he was bothering her all day with his 'guess what?s' Celetia was walking down one of Canterlot Castle's many corridors, continuing the guessing game which, no matter how much she wanted it to, would not end. Discord wasn't walking, he was levitating right next to Celestia's face, annoying her further.

"You're going bald" Celestia said sarcastically, this was getting old really fast.

"Nope, try again!" said Discord, enjoying the annoyed looks on Celestia's usually calm face.

"You're going evil again," said Celestia, hoping this one wasn't true, but it was all she could think of.

"Not. Even. Close." he said, pressing his face against hers. This annoyed her more than the 'game 'they were playing, which had been going on for at least an hour, though it felt like an eternity, to Celestia at least.

"You got a date?" she asked, even more sarcastically then when she suggested the draconequus was balding. His answer came quickly.

"No, wait yes!" he answered, quickly correcting his mistake, as he had gotten into the pattern of saying 'nope' 'no way' 'no' and 'not even close'

"With who, might I ask?" she asked nervously, as Discord had quite the smirk on his face. They took a few more steps, (well Celestia took steps, Discord just floated beside her,) before he let the floodgates down.

"Twilight!" he exclaimed, Celestia nearly fell over backwards with shock a few guards took notice, but backed off when they saw she was okay.

"How did you convince her to go on a date with you?" Celestia asked, almost certain some kind of trickery or bet was in place. Discord gave her a huge grin.

"Easy, sneak into her room and ask her while she's half asleep! She'll say yes to anything if you just promise to let her go back to sleep!" said Discord enthusiastically, Celestia just facehoofed, she couldn't wait for Shining Armor's reaction though.

First Date

The date was going surprisingly well compared to what Twilight had imagined, it was a nice picnic under the stars, somehow he had found the perfect spot with the best view of the impending sunset. There wasn't any pranks, they had even started a conversation on the difference between practical jokes or pranks, both agreeing pranks were where the victim became completely embarrassed and practical jokes were when the victim got a good laugh about it too. Twilight, for some reason, felt, comfortable and was being carefree, a side of her only not even Celestia had fully observed.

"What about if you placed a whoopee cushion and the surprise made them jump up, completely mortified? Your intent was everypony would get a good laugh, practical joke or prank?" asked Discord, they had started coming up with situations and decided weather it was a prank or practical joke.

"I don't know, that actually happened to me once. It was mortifying." Twilight said, she let out a cute giggle that made Discord's heart flutter, then she added, "The memory does make me laugh though so I guess to me it would be a practical joke, have you ever fallen victim to a prank or practical joke?"

"Nope, not once, unless you count vandalism, which I don't," said the draconequus, disgusted anyone would vandalize his beautiful face.

"Not even the tinniest-tiniest joke?" she asked, surprised that Discord, who had pulled so many pranks, possibly even invented pranking, had never been pranked.

"No not even the 'tinniest-tiniest joke'," he said, wondering why she seemed so interested in this information, but he quickly brushed it off, the unicorn was interested in almost all information anyway.

"Oh, there's something on your beard by the way," Twilight said, having an idea that was almost destined to fail, almost.

"What? Where?" he asked, trying to look at his beard, which was a bit hard for him. He didn't even see it coming.

"Right.. There!" she said, Twilight pointed with her hoof, quickly bringing it up and hitting his nose.

"Did, did you just... Prank me?" Discord asked, filled with shock, he started to freak out a little bit, "I've never been pranked before, my first time being pranked! Who would have thought you would be the first living thing ever to prank me! Not even poison joke has any effect on me! I can't believe it!"

"What can I say?" she started slyly, "You've started to rub off on me," Both of them laughed and enjoyed the rest of the night until Twilight drifted off, mumbling about how much fun she had, Discord then teleported her home, tucked her in then went back home, replaying the wonderful date's events in his head.

Author's Note

Now here come short stories, quick scenes from dates and at home life, for now, there will probably never be a real story, but lets just see. I hope this less-than-500-words chapter was good enough for you, because that's basically what this will be made of.

Party!

"Hey Twi, where were you? I went by the library but you weren't there, Spike said you went on a date with Discord, that was a weird excuse, if you don't want to tell me where you were it's okay though!" rambled Pinkie, wondering where her friend was the night before.

"I was on a date with Discord," Twilight said, very annoyed with the pink party pony.

"Yes! Now I can finally throw a 'Twilight isn't Forever Alone' party! I have to go make invitations!" said Pinkie, leaving behind a very confused Twilight. A few minutes later pinkie could be heard shouting, "Come one come all to the 'Twilight isn't Going to be Forever Alone' party at her place, 3PM today. Twilight decided that Pinkie was possibly more oblivious to the embarrassment of others than thought to be possible.

She also decided her best option was to hide in a hole until everyone forgot her.

Author's Note

So some will be short things like this I write on random inspiration.

Wings now? huh.

For once since the draconequus' release, the throne room was quiet, Discord and Twilight walked into the room talking about what they had missed when Discord was on a vacation. It was not quiet for long.

"Nice wings Twi, I wonder if they..." he paused for a moment, the pounced on Twilight, pinning her on her back, "are ticklish!" Twilight was giggling uncontrollably.

"Dis- ha Discor- Discord, stahahah, stop, stop it!" she squealed, nether of them notice3d the angry stallion who had entered the room, after a few minutes, Discord stopped. "Discord! You know I'm ticklish,"

"Exactly my dear!" Discord said with his usual cockiness, no one noticed until it was to late, Shining Armor had grabbed a stick and hit Discord over the head with it, "Ow!" he exclaimed, "What was that for?" Discord turned around and saw Shiny, "Hello Shining! What brings you to this part of the castle?"

"Stay away from my sister you creep!" Shining yelled, being over protective of his little sister as usual.

"Shining! Stop, I chose to go on every date I do with him, he's a lot nicer than he was when we first met," these words made Discord give the mare an affectionate smile, Shining just glared at Discord, eventually, he spoke,

"He's up to something! I'll prove it, just you wait," then he stormed out.

"What's his problem?" asked Discord, confused as to what had just happened.

"He's just over protective, he always has been, just not that over protective!" said Twilight, concerned about her brother.

Discord's Jaw Tries To Touch The Ground

*knock knock knock* "Come in," said Discord, trying not to lose focus on his video game, "who is it anyway?

"It's Twilight, what are you doing?" Twilight asked, noticing Discord actually focusing on something, for once in his eternal life, " Is that a video game? I didn't think you would be one to play video games, they require patience, I did know you had an- oh, wait, it's a fighting game, isn't it?"

"Yes it is Twilight, Super Smash Ponies Brawl*, to be exact," Discord said, proud of his game.

"May I join you?" Twilight asked hopefully

"Well, it's not really a game for mar-" Discord managed to get out before he was cut off,

"May I join you?" Twilight asked, with more intensity.

"Fine, but first I have to show you how to play," said Discord, giving up,

"Thank you Dizzy," said Twilight, with a sly smile.

"And that is how you play it, don't expect me to go easy on you," said Discord

"Pinkie promise you wont go easy on me?" said Twilight, batting her eyes innocently,

"I'm not sure why you would ask me to but okay," he said starting the movements, "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye,"

"Then let's begin," said Twilight, acting as if she knew something the draconequus didn't. They chose their characters.

"Really Twilight? That's the worst character," seeing her glare, he added, "but it's your choice..."

The game was over in a matter of minutes, after the game, Discord's jaw was trying to touch the ground,

"Good game Discord," said Twilight, "maybe next time you could beat me....... Or not," Twilight walked away chuckling to herself, Discord could only mutter,

"That doesn't make any sense..."

Celestia, having been walking by as Discord said this couldn't pass up the chance to mess with him, "Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?"

"Shut up!" Discord yelled, throwing a pillow at the princess, Celestia quickly dodged it and ran away, laughing to herself.

Author's Note

*Copyright Neightendo

Nope

"Ow! Who has a random hole in the middle of Ponyville Park?" Discord exclaimed as he tripped on the hole, looking inside he saw someone very similar, "Twilight, why are you hiding in a random hole in the middle of the park?" On the other side of the park Pinkie Pie was talking to Fluttershy, who had just finished hanging out with Discord.

"Discord's in Ponyville? Now we can throw a 'Discord isn't Forever Alone' party too! Won't that be fun?" he heard Pinkie say excitedly. Discord knew this would be trouble.

"Nope!" Discord exclaimed as he swiftly went into the hole, using his magic he quickly covered the top and shaped the earth around them into a comfortable living room. He the summoned lunch for both of them, "Join me?"

"Sure Discord. You know, last night was nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be, it was actually quite nice, maybe we could do it again sometime," Twilight said, blushing.

"Aren't we kind of doing it right now?" Discord asked, surprised Twilight seemed to like him, at least a bit more than a friend.

"Huh, I guess we are," she said with sudden realization, she gave Discord a quick hug, then started to eat, Discord sat shocked for a minute, blushing.

Author's Note

I almost named this chapter 'Nice Hole' then I realized it could sound bad. Thought I'd make some of you chuckle with the original title. If you don't understand, just ignore it.

Baby!

"Discord, what have you gotten yourself into now?" asked Twilight, as she cradled a young draconequus, the young draconequus started crying, "Oh! I almost forgot, it's time for your nap, isn't it?" Twilight gently laid down the baby in his crib, the little one, with his teddy bear and bottle quickly fell asleep.

"Oh Discord, even when your stuck as a baby you manage to stress me out so much," Twilight whispered to Discord, causing the infant to smile, Twilight gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and went to take a nap herself. Ever since the accident, she hadn't been able to get much sleep, as Discord was one of those babies who only slept when he wanted to, which was very rarely.

Just then the door bell rang and Discord was awake again, bawling, Twilight quickly comforted him and ran to the door, "Princess Celestia!"

"Good evening Twilight, sorry to have disturbed you, but I think I may have found the solution to," Princess Celestia made a gesture towards Discord, "that."

Author's Note

I need to go work on grampy cord...... Contradicting what I said in chapter two, want the story on what happened and what happens as they try to find the cure?

PS, I added on to the end of the chapter before this, if you would like to check it out.

Twitchy Twitchy

Discord had just returned from his date, levitating to his room, on the way, he met the other male resident of the castle, his date's brother. They were actually on good terms as long as Discord stayed away from Shiny's wife and the guards. The other princesses would get him teed off at Discord, but all of the other staff was fair game, he even convinced Shining to pull a few minor pranks himself.

"Hey Discord, where were you? Annoying ponies no doubt," Shining Armor said with a chuckle, as he knew that was probably what he did, "It's not like you to miss dinner though,"

"No, I was on a date with your sister," said Discord, in a tone that sounded sarcastic, though it was not.

"I don't appreciate sarcasm about my sister like that Discord," said, Shining Armor, losing his jokiness in a flash.

"Who said I was being sarcastic?" he said, in a teasing voice, "Because I wasn't,"

"Wait wha-" Shining Armor fell on to his back, foaming at the mouth and twitching. Cadence chose the worst time possible to walk into that particular corridor. Discord was just looking at Shining, he was expecting rage, not that.

"What did you do to him?" Cadence yelled, up until this point Discord had no idea cadence could use the Royal Canterlot Voice.

"I just told him about my day!" Discord said, creating a halo and turning both his wings white. This did not help Cadence to believe him, if anything it made her believe him less.

"Be honest," the princess said, giving Discord a glare as he returned his wings to normal and removed the halo.

"Its not my fault I went on a date with his sister," he replied truthfully, "well it kind of is but you get my point," he added, waving his paw in a motion, as if to brush her off.

"Awwww you got a date? That's so sweet!" she said, clapping her hooves once. Discord was a little insulted because to him it implied she thought he might never get a date.

"Wait you aren't upset at all?" he asked, knowing she had babysat Twilight a lot, so was probably pretty protective. Her reply didn't help his confusion.

"I can tell you truly love her, stay away from Shiny for a while though, see you at breakfast," she said in a sing-song voice, dragging a still foaming and twitching Shiny away to her room, leaving Discord even more confused than ever.

Author's Note

yay new chapter. Don't worry Shiny will be ok, he's just going to react a lot like this: http://jeromesaur.deviantart.com/art/Oops-403441945