TOO MANY PEACHES!!!!

''Hey Twilight, are you alright?''  Spike asked, his voice trembling.

''W-WHY OF COURSE SPIKE HE HE HE WHAT MADE YOU ASK?!'' The purple alicorn replied, her eyes twitching as she stuffed her mouth full of peaches.

"You kinda ate every peach in Equestria, and went bonkers...''  Said Spike, looking at the blood covered ground.

"H-hey Spike you stay here, I will be back." Twilight muttered, trotting away.

As Twilight ran into Ponyville, she saw Lyra sitting on a bench.

''Oh hi Twilight.'' she said, her voice full of cheer as she remained in her human sitting position.

''Move outta my way, b*tch, I NEED MORE BUCKING PEACHES!" Shrieked Twilight flipping the bench over.

Twilight (who attracted every pony) flew towards Cloudsdale and ran right through Rainbow Dash's door.

"Gimme ALL YO BUCKING PEACHES, YOU UGLY A$$ MULE!" Twilight said, threatening to hit Rainbow Dash with her Twilcane.

Rainbow fessed up and gave her seven million bits.

Fluttershy was flying up there, watching Twilight lift up Celestia from the Canterlot castle and shake her.

"WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BUCKING PEACHES!?" Twilight shrieked, grabbing the bag of peaches in the princesess' mouth, then she teleported her mentor to the moon.

Now Ponyville was in panic, and Twilight was hurting ponies and chucking Spike at everyone.

Spike was thrown at Rarity, but unfortunatley sent her in a coma and then she died because Spike was covered in dirt.

Spike cried for 4 years, in which Twilight was STILL eating all of the peaches.

Twilight was now as fat as Godzilla, and still wanted more.

Applejack chucked apples at her, but it was no use- then...Pinkie Pie met up with the remaining mane 6 and had an idea.

Twilight continued to shove poop up Spike's mouth.

"Eat it!" She shrieked.

Spike cried for help,then heard a female voice shout, "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!"

Miley Cyrus had broke through the camera lens and hit Twilight and sent her to the moon with Celestia and the remaining mane 6.

Then Twilight  and the mane 6 was never heard from again, for like, 100 years.

Ponyville celebrated and had a funeral for Rarity-4 years late.

But our tale continues, the journey on the moon can answer that.