spike starts a badass band
spike discouraged he couldn't play an instrument decided he would try a different approach. instead of the more formal forms of music he would try a more heavy approach.
but while he walked down the streets of pony ville he herd snips and snails arguing in their garage and as he approached he herd them arguing about what their band was missing. your what? spike said with interest.
snips looked up and greeted oh hey spike, well we were going to start a cool band but we dont know what we should play ya know? as he then directed spike to an assortment of instrument. well best of luck i guess
,but just as he was about to leave he spotter a six string little beauty he then asked wh what is that? snails then said it was his dads old electrical guitar he then said i say he was crazy why would you want to play anything with electricity it would kill you. snips then dumbly agreed not knowing what was even going on.
spike then face palmed and asked have any of you ever heard an electric guitar before they both nodded no why?.well all i know is that they sound awesome. he then picked it and examined it he then with his dragon ears he tuned it with the little knobs and asked is there a plug for it? sure snails eagerly brought the old amp from behind a few boxes
and as spike started playing something came over him twilight called it his dragon senses but as he played a singled note he immediately started shredding(think of anything that sounds super bad ass in your heads)and as he finished snips and snails had so scrape their jaws off the pavement
spike then looked up and saw just about everypony he knew staring in awe and rainbow was the first to say anything spike that was amazing how did you even.... she was dumbfounded i dont know i just picked up and played you know
twilight then said can you guys play anything else? snails then ran over to the drums they were arguing over previously and snips ran over to a microphone and threw one on a stand to spike and grabbed another guitar that was there
well i guess we could try.and as they played a song was already popular but with their own spin on it. well spike asked a little nervous what did you guy think?and when they responded he heard almost all of pony ville cheering(clearly exaggerated) but never the less there were a lot of ponys outside snips garage they all cheered
do you think they liked it snails asked and both spike and snips looked at him and said "really?"spike then followed up with yes snails i think they did.the three was then assaulted bye cmc and immediately all three started running for their lives.and once they were at a safe distance snips said then said well i think we have a band! spike then said awesome
snails then said really where? and once again said REALLY? spike then said i swear to god snails i am starting to think high most of the time snips then said well he has a lot of free time as snails was then clearly focused on the amazing butterfly that was fluttering by
SNAILS spike said snapping him out of his day dream so i guess we could start in a band right? snips then said yeah why not....and i guess we found what we were missing huh snails.....snails? he was off with his butterfly again and they both couldnt help it and they burst out laughing
and as they all went their way spike was thinking to himself well i guess i found my instrument and who knows maybe this thing could take me places but his thought was then ended as he became more accounted with the ground and they all said you have to let us hang out with you guys! um you know i could make a decision if there werent three girls holding me down. well you might run away if we let you go! said scootaloo well if i promise that i wont will you get up
they thought it over and decided simultaneously said NOPE spike then said fine we will and then they all yelled yes it worked and scootaloo and apple bloom took off sweetie stayed for a sec and whispered in his her i really liked you up their with that guitar and she licked his ear and then she said dont worry ill wait for you tongue kissed him and just as he was about to say something she took off after her friends
and when he looked up from the ground to see twilight in her bedroom window looking down on him with a raised eye brow and spike silently said to himself.........well spike you dun goofed
so.........WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!? twilight angrily scolded him i dont know i just picked the guitar and started playing you know? he tried soo hard to play off what just happened you know thats not what i meant spike he sighed and said look thay all tackled me and she stayed behind for a little spike action so its not my fault! his comedy was bad but twilight had a soft spot for him
she sighed and said fine but dont let me see you getting too friendly alright? aww why not twilight? because if i wanted to see someone doing a teenager i'd talk to rarity! HEY watch it twilight! she then snicked and walked away with a devious smile
spike then relieved that he wasnt in trouble then felt something in his pocket it was a note from sweetie "dear spike us crusaders were thinking of you guys and your awesome band well...you specifically and we were thinking of you helping us with a little cutie mark mission
that you could help with. meet us at the clubhouse for details ;)
well that cant be good he thought but whatever and as he took his usual sleeping spot on his couch he immediately fell asleep but when he awoke he wasnt on his couch he was in a lightly lit room but as he really woke up he noticed he couldnt move his arms or his arms and as his eyes got used to the darkness he could see he was in the cmc clubhouse
which to be quite honest he should have seen coming but after this sudden realization he saw three dark figures in the shadows and he said okay guys untie me and all three of them said no as scootaloo said in a deep sexy voice if we let you go you might run away
okay if i promise that i wont run away will you let me go? and as the three thought about sweetie said we might if you can earn your freedom as applebloom them pushed him back and scootaloo then said well ab want the first turn? she then said oh gladly