"IT'S ALL YOU FAULT, EDWARD"
"No...no it vasn't mien fault".
"YOU MUST KILL EDWARD, IT'S ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO AFTER ALL HAHA".
"JUST SHUT UP!" yelled Edward before waking up in what looked like a hospital.
"Vhat?, vere am I" Edward said to himself before hearing a voice answer him.
"why your in a hospital, um... Mr. Richtofen is it".
"Ja, ja that's mien name and who are yo...." Edward found himself cut short when he noticed the supposed doctor was not human it was a horse.
"Vhat the fuck" said Edward still looking at the horse that appeared to be wearing a doctors uniform with a stethoscope wrapped around it's neck.
The horse gave Edward a confused looked and said "well technically I'm a pony sir".
Suddenly without warning Edward grabbed his head and screamed at the top lungs.
"NIEN, IM NOT READY FOR HELL! iv got nothing to wear".
After his screamathon Edward then started laughing crazily as if he just heard the funniest thing in life.
The doctor pony thought the man was having a seizure, then gave a concerned look at the patient before quickly leaving the room to find somepony to help him restrain the man before he hurt himself.

"UHhh, I need vodka" said a completely hung over Nikolia.
"Vodka? whats that" asked a mysterious voice.
"Gahh!" shrieked Nikolia as he reached for his 1911 but stopped when he notice that voice came from a horse that was wearing a nurses outfit.
"What? did you just talk" asked Nikolia pointing a finger at her as if he thought she was a hallucination.
"Of course I did, all pony's talk" replied the nurse pony.
"Well not where I'm from they don't" said Nikolia rubbing his eyes.
"So do you have a name?" asked Nikolia.
"Oh, my apologies my names nurse Redheart pleasure to meet you".
"So you legally changed you name to "nurse"?" asked Nikolia trying his hardest not to fall off the bed.
"Um no It just, everypony has always called me nurse it's no.....", that was all she could stutter out beore Nikolia started laughing.
"Hahaha it's alright I'm just messing with you" said Nikolia reassuring her.
"Oh um, haha sorry about that" nurse Redheart said trying to cover up her blushing face with her hoofs.
"So, got any vodka" asked Nikolia with a half hearted smile.

"Princess Celestia, thank goodness you here we um appear to be having some trouble getting one of the creatures to calm down".
"Don't worry doctor, i'll try to talk to him".
"Yes, your highness please follow me".

"Sir please! calm down!" yelled one of the nurses trying to restrain Edward's arm only to be punched in the face and sent flying in the glass cabinet, shattering glass all over the floor as well as knocking the pony out.
As princess Celestia walked through the doorway bowing her head so as not bang it on the door frame she noticed broken glass all over the floor when she looked to see where it came from she was shocked to find an unconscious pony sprawled out on the floor blood dripping from her head, as for the other pony's who were trying to reason with him were huddled up in a corner obviously in shock from what they just witnessed.

"Greeting's human I'm princess Celestia, me and my sister princess Luna are the rulers of this land and we mean you no harm, we only wish to talk peacefully with you but we can only do that if you please calm down" said Princess Celestia being very polite and keeping a distance as to not scare the man anymore then she thought he was.
Edward looked at her and without warning jumped out of the bed, ran up to the princess (startling her a bit) and bowed to her before letting out a high pitched screech.
"OOoooh, iv never got the chance to meet royalty before" said Edward as he shook her han.... hoof.
"I vish to apologize for the mess that the pony over there did" said Edward with grin on his face.
"I think you are mistaken Mr. Richtofen as im pretty sure you were the one who pushed her against the glass cabinet in the first place". replied Celestia again keeping with her always polite tone.
"Im sorry Princessen but she made a big mistake in brakeing one of mien rules".
"Oh, may I ask what rule that is"? asked Celestia with curiosity.
On that notion Edward spun around stared at her and yelled ( say it with him now)
"NO ONE TOUCHES ZE DOCTOR!!!"

"Hahaha that's a very funny story mister Nikolia" said Nurse Redheart who ( along with Nikolia ) was drunk as Nikolia happened to have a spare bottle of vodka, managed to convince her to drink some.
"Hahaha yeah but twas a love not meant to be sadly but what you gonna do right" said Nikolia as tried to stand up.
"Well thank you for hospitality miss whatever your name was again" muttered Nikolia as stumbled out the door and ended up bumping into Richtofen.

"Nikolia!" yelled Edward as he hugged him.
"Ah shit, your still a alive" said Nikolia as he tried pushing Edward off him.
"Vell of course I am vhy vouldn't I be after I vas the one who created the telaporter".
"Telaporter what's that?" asked Celestia cocking her head.
"Aw, ze teleporter one of mien greatest creations uhhh the fatherland would be so proud" said Edward wiping tears from his eyes, "excuse me" he said "I'm just so emotional".
"Hey, where are we anyway"? asked Nikolia
"Why your in ponyville" said Celestial with a little bow and we welcome you in this world of equestrian", she then opened the nearest window for them to see te world they were now in.
Nikolia was aww struck when he looked out the window to see thousands of pony's walking around like average day people.
"Ohh, ien think im going to like it here" said Edward as he smile grow on his face before laughing crazily again.
Nikolia on the other hand looked at Edward then the princess and said "Well before we do anything we need your help finding some people, they look like us but different attire so will you help us find them".
The princess was a little uneasy with her encounter with Edward but the this human appeared more stable and she couldn't just abandon someone who needed help so she looked at Nikolia with a smile and said "I will try".

Author's Note

That was chapter 4 again I apologize for grammar still getting used to writing
next chapter will be out soon.