nazi zombies in equestria

by coolishgalaxy12

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Tragedy, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Dark
Length: 5507

blood thirsty cannibalistic nazi zombies meet sweet innocent and all about friendship pony's what could go wrong

When a teleportation mishap happens as the 4 zombie hunters are trying to escape from Maxis and his daughter they find themselves in Equestria where they must defend pony Ville and canterlot from maxis' undead hordes.

Published 2014-01-03 07:30:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-10 04:38:23 UTC

Chapter 2 Not what was expected

Chapter 2 Not what was expected

"It almost finished, Doc?" yelled Nikolia shouted, stabbing a zombie in the face with his bowie knife.
"Ja, five more minutes" replied Edward testily.
"well can you hurry it up" yelled Dempsey shooting the head off a crawler.
"Yes, we must be going soon for these dishonorable creatures are starting to overrun us" yelled Takeo.
"vell, I'm very sorry if it takes too long to link up the power to the teleporter" replied Edward tired of there complaining.

In Equestria

"Well, Spike it's finally complete, my masterpiece" said Twilight with joy
"Glad to be of service, now if you don't mind I'm going to bed" replied Spike as he yawned.
"Ok Spike, see you later" said Twilight as he left the room.
"Now to test this thing out" said Twilight as she pulled down the lever on the side of the machine.

In Griffon Station

"Ok guys, its now ready for transportation" yelled Edward to his comrades as he pinned a crawler to a table to stall the next wave.
Hey, you sure this things safe? asked Dempsey as he cautiously stepped into the machine.
"aw, is poor little Dempsey afraid to travel through time" said Nikolia right before falling into a laughing fit.
"oh just shut your mouth, you dishonorable drunken fool"
"oh, or what jap ya going to throw chop sticks at me hahaha..." laughed Nikolia but was cut short with a slap in the face from Edward.
"hey what was that for....?"
"look Nikki, you are very funny ja, but right now we need to get in the teleporter and get the hell out of here, so LETS GO!!" yelled Edward
"yeah and for your information, I'm not scared of time travel as we already did it, I'm just using caution that's all especially since Edward tweaked a few things with it".
"Dempsey, shut up" said Edward as he helped Nikolia in to the telaporter.
"Ok comrades, lets go and hope this doesn't explode" yelled Edward as he reached for the leaver and pulled it down.
"Suddenly the room began to shake and flashes of electricity brightened the room and then a huge flash of light that blinded the zombie hunters and eventually stated to dull down for them to see they were still in the exact same area, only difference was there hats were gone.

"VHAT THE HELL VAS THAT!!!" yelled Edward as noticed that his hat and the others ( being Takeo and Nikolia ) hats were gone.

In Equestria

"Once the machine had cooled down" Twilight picked up the objects that were sent through.
"ohh, it's just a bunch of hats but at least it worked" Twilight said to herself as she put the hats on her shelf.
"These are some very strange hats" she said in her mind.
One of the hats had a sickle and hammer in crisscross, this hat had a band strapped around it with cross that was bent in wired shapes and the last one had another wired symbol on it.
"Wired" she said
"Now then, I should probably get this master piece to the meeting, the gathering happens in 2 hours she" said.

In Griffon Station

"Dammit, I thought this vould vork" bellowed Edward
"Well, I guess we try it again" suggested Nikolia
"yeah I mean how long could it take after all the last ride only took five minutes so..."
"Vone hour" said Edward interrupting Dempsey.
"Well great, now what do we do" asked Takeo.
"Don't know bout you but iv got vodka and that's good enough for this drunk... I mean Russian" said Nikolia taking a swig of his booze.

50 minutes later

"Alright finally, we can get the hell out of here" said Dempsey as he got into the teleporter.
"Yes, we can go right doctor" asked Takeo
"Vell, I did up the power this time" replied Edward with smile.
"Alright doc, lets go!" yelled Dempsey

Suddenly, as Edward was about to pull the leaver a voice called out to him.

"EDWARD, IM BACK!"

"vhat, hay who's there?!" yelled Edward as he pulled out his mauser pistol.

AW, DON'T YOU REMEBER ME EDWARD?, I REMEBER YOU!

"Who's there" yelled Dempsey as he pull out his Skull Crusher, show yourself

"WELL IF YOU INSIST, TANK DEMPSEY"

suddenly a flash of lighting and a blinding light blinded the four soldiers.

"gahh, turn down the light" grumbled Nikolia

When the light died downed the four saw a man standing there with a smile on his face.

"Who are you" demanded Edward

"WELL, I GUESS A PROPER INTRODUCTION IS IN ORDER BUT I ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAMES".
"SO ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, MY NAMES DOCTOR LUDVIG MAXIS".
"I'M SAMATHAS FATHER".

WHAT! yelled the four zombie hunters in sync.

Author's Note

Ok, that was my second chapter
I apologize for bad grammar but am trying to do better.
next chapter be out soon.

Chapter 3 The Truth ad Arival

"SO NICE TO SEE YOU ALL IN PERSON ESPECIALLY YOU, EDWARD"

"What, you know this guy"? Richtofen asked Dempsey

"AW, EDWARD HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING SECRETS FROM YOUR SUPOSSED COMRADES"

"What's, that supposed to mean?" demanded Takeo

"WELL WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM TAKEO".

"Hey, Doc what's this guy talking about"? asked Dempsey
"I, don't, know" replied Edward
"Hey!, what do you want anyway? demanded Dempsey a fight because were ready for ya"
"Hmm...., WELL DEMPSEY, WHAT I WANT IS EDWARD RICHTOFEN AND IN EXCHANGE FOR HIM I LET YOU THREE LIVE TO GO BACK TO YOUR USELESS LIVES, SO DO WE HAVE A DEAL".

"Ok, first off I like that deal but why do you want this two bit washed up pathetic excuse for a scientist".
"Hey, Vatch it American I can still leave you here to fend for yourself!" yelled Edward at Dempsey

"HMM, STILL THREATENING YOUR COLLEGUES I SEE, ANYWAY WHAT I WHAT FROM HIM IS NOT WHAT HE HAS IT'S JUST
HIM THAT I WANT!"

"So what happens if we don't"? asked Takeo still aiming his crossbow at maxis

"AW SO GLAD YOU ASKED, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME EDWARD
I CAN ALSO OFFER YOU ALL A FIGHT THAT YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINING"

Suddenly the room began to filled with sounds of the undead and then the zombies began to surround the 4 zombie slayers.

"SO DO WE HAVE A DEAL"? asked Maxis

"Vell here's what I think" said Edward as fired a shot at maxis hitting him in the shoulder.
Maxis didn't even wince instead he smiled and said TEAR EM APART MY PETS BUT LEAVE EDWARD ALIVE.
Suddenly the zombies attacked and what started as a simple negotiation turned in to a blood bath.

In Equestria
The Unveiling

"OK, everypony" yelled Twilight to the crowd of pony's, It's time for the big unveiling.

As Twilight removed the tarp the crowed immediately roared with oooh's and ahhh's as they stared at the machine.

"Oh big deal" said a mysteries voice.

"Hey, who said that?" demand Rainbow Dash as she flew above the crowed and demanded again who made that comment.

"I did" said Discord as he poofed himself noticeable to he crowed.
"Yeah well just you wait Dipcord, Twilight will show you just how wrong you are" said Rainbow Dash mockingly.
"Well, I guess she will, please proceed with your little presentation".

"Ok everypony, I will be activating my Dimensional trasporter, just as soon as the princesses arrive but until then I wanted show these objects that got transported here when I tested my machine" said Twilight as she held up the weird hats.

In Griffon station

The four zombie hunter fought continuously as waves and waves of zombies attacked them as Maxis simple just watched with amusement.

"YOUR ALL VERY PERSISTENT BUT IT'S POINTLESS YOU KNOW, JUST SAY YOU'VE LOST AND I'LL STOP THIS ON SLAUGHT BEFORE ONE OF YOU DIES AND BELIVE ME I ONLY CARE ABOUT EDWARD, I COULD CARE LESS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU THREE".

"This bastards got a point" said Nikolia shooting a zombie in the heads, we won't last much longer at this rate and I'm almost out of ammo".

"Oh for fuc... FINE, WE YIELD" yelled Takeo pulling his katana out of a zombies chest.

Suddenly the zombies stopped dead in there tracks and just stared at the four waiting, like dogs for there next command.

"Hey, Dempsey I got a plan just get him close to the telaporter" whispered Edward."
What, are you serious" replied Dempsey
"Just do shtupid American, the telaporter is fully charged we can leave but all we need to do is get maxis near the machine and I'll do the rest".
"Alright, but just so you know if this goes bad your goanna die way before we do" said Dempsey cocking his gun at Edward.

"THERE, YA SEE THAT WASN'T SO HARD NOW WAS IT, NOW GIVE ME EDWARD".

"Why do want him,? you never answered the question" asked Tekeo reloading his colt 1911.

"WELL LET'S JUST SAY HE'S NEEDED FOR SOMETHING, SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS EDWARD".

Edward looked at his colleagues with uneasiness, smiled and shrugged

"Oh, and what that be"? asked Nikolia taking a swig of his booze.

"A LITTLE PROBLEM INVOLVING MY DUAGHTER SAMANTHA BEING STUCK IN A CERTIAN PYRIMID AND ONLY YOU KNOW HOW TO OPEN IT".

"What!" yelled Edward for once fearing for his life if the little girl were to actually get her hands on him the horrors she would inflict upon him more then she already has, with him constantly hearing her voice in his head telling to kill everything around him and always belittling him over his failures and his deceased parents.

"It's all your fault she says to him it's all your fault Edward, all your fault".

"YES, THE MEMORIES ARE STARTING TO COME BACK AREN'T THEY HAHAHA"

"Hey"! yelled Dempsey I bet I had a dad like you I think I'd stay in that pyramid".

"HOW DARE YOU"!!! screamed Maxis as he neared the teleporter he grabbed Dempsey by his jacket and lifted him off the ground.

"YOU MAKE FUN OF ME BUT DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY... WHAT HEY LET ME GO" yelled Maxis as Edward grabbed hold of maxis arm and pulled the leaver which active the teleporter.

"WHAT! NO" yelled Maxis s he tried to pull out of the teleportation's range but it was to late and the electricity sliced through Maxis arm and severed his limb off as the four zombie slayer were teleported out of the facility leaving Maxis screaming and holding his bleeding arm.

"AHHHHHHH!!!! OK EDWARD IF THAT THE WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY IT, NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME THERE WILL BE BLOOD
OHHH! SAMATHA WOULD YOUPLEASE BE SO KIND AS TO TRACE THERE TELEPORTION SIGNAL AND PREPARE THE TELEPORTER FOR ME".

"SURE THING, DADDY BUT IT WILL TAKE A FEW DAYS".

"THATS QUITE ALRIGHT MY DEAR IF IT TAKES THAT LONG SO BE IT, THANK YOU"

"ARE WE GOING TO PUNISH EDWARD DADDY"?.

"YES MY DEAR, WE ARE".

"I LOVE YOU DADDY".

"I LOVE YOU TO MY DEAR, SOON YOU WILL BE FREE".

In Equestria

"Greetings my subjects greeted princess Celestria me and my sister apologize for our lack of punctuality.
"It's quite alright said Twilight bowing her head, the demonstration was just about to begin.
"Yes yes were all here, now we can begin" said an impatient Discord
"Oh, ignore him Twilight, please begin when your ready" said Luna giving Discord a stern look.
"Ok everypony, here we go" said Twilight as she pulled the leaver starting the machine.

After the electricity had stopped the pony's waited in anticipation for something to happen and after about 3 minutes the silence was broken by Discord laughing hysterically.
"hahahaha, oh wow you really showed me didn't you, you should me can make things don't work" and with that Discord disappeared leavening Twilight and the others disappointed.
"Oh, don't listen to him" Twilight said Rarity
Yeah you'll get it right eventually then you show him wha......"

Suddenly Rainbowdash was interrupted by the sound a loud bang.
The crowed looked and were surprised to see a black hole hovering above the stage, suddenly they heard the sound of something yelling as all the pony's witnessed something fall from the hole and land on his back.
"Ahhh! son of a bitch, oh mien gods thatz hurts ein think I broke my...." was all he could get out before another creature landed on top of him knocking both of them out and as they both laid there unconscious upon the stage everypony and even the princess were dumb struck for they had just witnessed a species that thought to no longer exist enter there world.

Author's Note

Ok it's finally done
hope you enjoy next chapter will be out soon

Chapter 4 Where are we

"IT'S ALL YOU FAULT, EDWARD"
"No...no it vasn't mien fault".
"YOU MUST KILL EDWARD, IT'S ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO AFTER ALL HAHA".
"JUST SHUT UP!" yelled Edward before waking up in what looked like a hospital.
"Vhat?, vere am I" Edward said to himself before hearing a voice answer him.
"why your in a hospital, um... Mr. Richtofen is it".
"Ja, ja that's mien name and who are yo...." Edward found himself cut short when he noticed the supposed doctor was not human it was a horse.
"Vhat the fuck" said Edward still looking at the horse that appeared to be wearing a doctors uniform with a stethoscope wrapped around it's neck.
The horse gave Edward a confused looked and said "well technically I'm a pony sir".
Suddenly without warning Edward grabbed his head and screamed at the top lungs.
"NIEN, IM NOT READY FOR HELL! iv got nothing to wear".
After his screamathon Edward then started laughing crazily as if he just heard the funniest thing in life.
The doctor pony thought the man was having a seizure, then gave a concerned look at the patient before quickly leaving the room to find somepony to help him restrain the man before he hurt himself.

"UHhh, I need vodka" said a completely hung over Nikolia.
"Vodka? whats that" asked a mysterious voice.
"Gahh!" shrieked Nikolia as he reached for his 1911 but stopped when he notice that voice came from a horse that was wearing a nurses outfit.
"What? did you just talk" asked Nikolia pointing a finger at her as if he thought she was a hallucination.
"Of course I did, all pony's talk" replied the nurse pony.
"Well not where I'm from they don't" said Nikolia rubbing his eyes.
"So do you have a name?" asked Nikolia.
"Oh, my apologies my names nurse Redheart pleasure to meet you".
"So you legally changed you name to "nurse"?" asked Nikolia trying his hardest not to fall off the bed.
"Um no It just, everypony has always called me nurse it's no.....", that was all she could stutter out beore Nikolia started laughing.
"Hahaha it's alright I'm just messing with you" said Nikolia reassuring her.
"Oh um, haha sorry about that" nurse Redheart said trying to cover up her blushing face with her hoofs.
"So, got any vodka" asked Nikolia with a half hearted smile.

"Princess Celestia, thank goodness you here we um appear to be having some trouble getting one of the creatures to calm down".
"Don't worry doctor, i'll try to talk to him".
"Yes, your highness please follow me".

"Sir please! calm down!" yelled one of the nurses trying to restrain Edward's arm only to be punched in the face and sent flying in the glass cabinet, shattering glass all over the floor as well as knocking the pony out.
As princess Celestia walked through the doorway bowing her head so as not bang it on the door frame she noticed broken glass all over the floor when she looked to see where it came from she was shocked to find an unconscious pony sprawled out on the floor blood dripping from her head, as for the other pony's who were trying to reason with him were huddled up in a corner obviously in shock from what they just witnessed.

"Greeting's human I'm princess Celestia, me and my sister princess Luna are the rulers of this land and we mean you no harm, we only wish to talk peacefully with you but we can only do that if you please calm down" said Princess Celestia being very polite and keeping a distance as to not scare the man anymore then she thought he was.
Edward looked at her and without warning jumped out of the bed, ran up to the princess (startling her a bit) and bowed to her before letting out a high pitched screech.
"OOoooh, iv never got the chance to meet royalty before" said Edward as he shook her han.... hoof.
"I vish to apologize for the mess that the pony over there did" said Edward with grin on his face.
"I think you are mistaken Mr. Richtofen as im pretty sure you were the one who pushed her against the glass cabinet in the first place". replied Celestia again keeping with her always polite tone.
"Im sorry Princessen but she made a big mistake in brakeing one of mien rules".
"Oh, may I ask what rule that is"? asked Celestia with curiosity.
On that notion Edward spun around stared at her and yelled ( say it with him now)
"NO ONE TOUCHES ZE DOCTOR!!!"

"Hahaha that's a very funny story mister Nikolia" said Nurse Redheart who ( along with Nikolia ) was drunk as Nikolia happened to have a spare bottle of vodka, managed to convince her to drink some.
"Hahaha yeah but twas a love not meant to be sadly but what you gonna do right" said Nikolia as tried to stand up.
"Well thank you for hospitality miss whatever your name was again" muttered Nikolia as stumbled out the door and ended up bumping into Richtofen.

"Nikolia!" yelled Edward as he hugged him.
"Ah shit, your still a alive" said Nikolia as he tried pushing Edward off him.
"Vell of course I am vhy vouldn't I be after I vas the one who created the telaporter".
"Telaporter what's that?" asked Celestia cocking her head.
"Aw, ze teleporter one of mien greatest creations uhhh the fatherland would be so proud" said Edward wiping tears from his eyes, "excuse me" he said "I'm just so emotional".
"Hey, where are we anyway"? asked Nikolia
"Why your in ponyville" said Celestial with a little bow and we welcome you in this world of equestrian", she then opened the nearest window for them to see te world they were now in.
Nikolia was aww struck when he looked out the window to see thousands of pony's walking around like average day people.
"Ohh, ien think im going to like it here" said Edward as he smile grow on his face before laughing crazily again.
Nikolia on the other hand looked at Edward then the princess and said "Well before we do anything we need your help finding some people, they look like us but different attire so will you help us find them".
The princess was a little uneasy with her encounter with Edward but the this human appeared more stable and she couldn't just abandon someone who needed help so she looked at Nikolia with a smile and said "I will try".

Author's Note

That was chapter 4 again I apologize for grammar still getting used to writing
next chapter will be out soon.

Chapter 5 Help us

"Uhh, damn my head hurts" said Dempsey as he slowly started getting up
"Where are we anyway?" Dempsey asked himself he looked around and realized he was in a forest and out of the corner of his he saw Takeo sprawled out on the ground holding his head.
"Gahh my head" said Takeo as he started getting up, he noticed Dempsey and started walking over to him.
"Hey Dempsey were are we?" asked Takeo still holding his head.
"I don't know, looks like were in a forest".
"This doesn't look like any forest iv seen" replied Takeo as they both started walking to find a way out.

1 hour later

"OK THIS IS GETTING OLD REALLY REALLY FUCKING FAST, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!!" screamed Dempsey
"Shut up you fool we don't won't people to notice us".
"Why?"! yelled Dempsey ignoring what Takeo said about being quiet.
"Shh, well for starters we don't know if this place inhabitants are peaceful or dangerous and for all we know Maxis might have followed Us here, so do you think you can just calm down so we can figure out how to get out of here".
"Psst, yeah right as if that shit heel scientist could do that" replied Dempsey with a small laugh.
Takeo rolled his eyes at Dempsey but immediately turned his head to sudden rustling sound in a near by bush, both men aimed there guns at the bush ready to fire when suddenly they were taken off guard when three small, lightly colored ponies came out of the bush.
both Dempsey and Takeo lowered there weapons with sigh of relief.
"Oh, thank god it's just a bunch horses" said Dempsey but was immediately jumped when one of the ponies started talking to him.
"Hey, were not horses were ponies" said the orange pony.
"Wo wo wo did that horse just talk to me"? asked Dempsey to Takeo who looked just as surprised as him.
"Well of course we talk all ponies talk duh" said the white colored one.
both men looked at the ponies then each other right before passing out.

"Uhhh my head" said Dempsey as he started waking up again he looked around and noticed he was in some sort of house.
"What the fuck" he said to himself before he turned and saw Takeo laying on a bed with one of those ponies standing over him.
Dempsey immediately got up, pulled out his knife and slowly started toward the creature, then when he was in arms distant he quickly grabbed from behind and shoved his knife up to face and yelled in her ear "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FRIEND,WHAT WERE YOU DOING ANSWER ME!!!".
The poor pony immediately started screaming and even started crying, Takeo immediately awoke from his past out state, notice Dempsey assaulting the poor pony and quickly ran up to him, tackling him before disarming him, then pinning him to the ground.
"Wo hey what the hell are you doing Tak the thing was trying ta
Kill you" said Dempsey trying to get Takeo off him.
"You fool this kind pony was helping us".
"What"? asked Dempsey as stared at the pony who still had tears coming out her eyes.
"Really this pony helped us" said Dempsey as Takeo helped him to his feet.
"Yes she did right after those othe ponies dragged us here this pony.... oh im so sorry but what was your name again".
The scared pony looked up with red eyes and said "my names Fl...Fluttershy".
"Well Fluttershy it's an honor to meet and thank you for helping us" replied Takeo as he tried comforting her with a few pets to her mane.
Fluttershy suddenly wrapped her hoofs around him in hug and started crying again.
"I'm sorry Mr. Takeo it's just that I was so scared" said the crying Fluttershy as she smothered her crys into his chest.
"Shh...shh it's okay Dempsey was just scared too that's all he didn't mean it" reassured Takeo as rocked her back and forward like a mother rocking her child.
"You should be ashamed of yourself Dempsey" said Takeo still holding the whimpering Fluttershy.
"Oh for the love of... you know what fine I'm sorry there that make you happy".
Fluttershy slowly regained her composer and said "thank you Mr.... Dempsey was it".
"Yep names Dempsey American hero" said Dempsey with a salute.
"Well it's nice to meet you both even I if we had a bit of a shaky introduction.
"Great, now can you please tell us where we are"? asked Takeo.
"Your In ponyville Mr. Takeo in Equestria who's inhabitants are all pony's and is ruled by princess Celestia and princess Luna.
Suddenly Dempsey started laughing
Takeo looked at him and rolled his eyes with annoyance.
"What's he laughing about"? asked Fluttershy.
"hahaha Oh, nothing just Edward would love this place".
"Edward? who's Edward"? asked Fluttershy.

Back at the hospital.

"Celestia" said Edward
"Yes" replied celestia
"I just vanted to say danke for helping me find mien useless comrades" said Edward with a smile.
"Um well your most welcome Mr. richtofen" she replied with her own smile.
"Hey Edward what we do if takeo and Dempsey are dead"? asked nikolia still drunk.
"Well if Takeo dead body is found we will bury him with respect".
"Oh and what about Mr. Dempsey?" asked celestia curiously.
"Well I could always use another specimen hahahaha".
Celestia looked at Edward uneasily for she knew that Edward was more then what any of the doctors expected from him as she looked into his mind, his mind was clouded sadness, pain and lust for cruelty.
"So when do think the guards will find those two?" asked nikolia snapping the princess out of her day dream.
"Well I sent them out a hour ago and Edward said that he felt a teleportation pulse in the forest so hopefully soon".
"Good I hope you find Dempsey" replied Nikolia completely unaware that he was talking to a wall.
"Huuuu" sighed Edward as reorient Nikolia to be face her.
"Aww that's very sweet of you to show concern for your friend".
"mmm, Oh no he owes me $5" said Nikolia taking another swig of his vodka as Edward laughed hysterically.
"Hahaha...haha good von nikolia".
"Um ha...haha..." laughed the princess trying to hid her nervousness.
"These guys are the most unstable bunch iv ever met".

Author's Note

sorry it took so long but here it is chapter 5
next chapter be out soon

chapter 1 Griffon station and Equestria

GRIFFON STATION
2:00am
"Power on, oxygen is now being administered through out Griffon Station" said the Intercom.
"Orah, finally we can now take off these retarded space suits, I mean seriously it's hard to breath in these thing" said Dempsey.
"Da, I second that" said a half if not completely drunk Nikolia.
"Vell if you hate them so much Dempsey vhy didn't you pull your weight and work harder to get the power on? like me and Nikolia" yelled an annoyed Dr. Richtofen.
"yeah right as if you too honestly think that, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if these dishonorable creatures do more work then you, after all they obviously do better at there jobs then you!" yelled Takeo defending his comrade.
"Oh, how dare you, you can insult Nikolia all you vant but you dare insult me you will pay for your arrogance" yelled an enraged Richtofen as he struggled to pull out his pistol.
"Ok guys lets calm down" mumbled Nikolia who was right on the verge of passing out.
"Yeah guys, for as much as I hate being stranded here on this damn space station, we have to work together" said Dempsey whilst trying to hold back tekeo from slashing Edward to ribbons.
"So guys can we please just get along at least until one of us dies" asked Dempsey
"fine" said Takeo with a bit of agitation in his voice.
"Good and what about you" Edward asked Nikolia
"Whatever oh and for the record I hate you more Dempsey, now to go kill some more of mien pretty ones!!! hahaha" yelled Edward with joy.
"Da comrades, let's go kick some zombie ass!" cheered a completely drunk Nikolia, right before passing out onto the floor with thud.
"Well great, now I guess we wait for his drunk lazy ass to regain conciseness" complained Dempsey.
"Say, could you two leave the room for 10 maybe 20 minutes I vant to preform an experiment with Nikolia's unconscious body"
said Richtofen with a twisted smile on his face.
Takeo and Dempsey both exchanged glances then shrugged and left the room and as the door closed behind them they didn't even want to think about what Richtofen was planning to do to Nikolia in his passed out state, so they simply pulled out a couple smokes
(ignoring the no smoking signs) and just waited smoking peacefully.

In Equestra

"Hey Twilight Sparkle I have the tools you requested" said Spike.
"Oh, thanks Spike" replied Twilight grateful for his assistance.
"Hey said Spike what is that contraption your building? if you don't mind me asking".
"Not at all Spike replied Twilight for this is my magnum opus my finest work, it's called a Dimensional Transporter".
"A what Transporter" asked Spike confused what is it an what does it do anyway.
"Well a Dimensional Transporter replied Twilight correctly saying it, is a device that will allow thing from other worlds to be transported here to our world".
"Wow! that's amazing does it work" asked spike with curiosity.
"Well not yet said Twilight I still need to link a power source and a connection to a different world first but once that's done I plan to show it off at a towns tomorrow at 7:00pm I even got the princess to come".
"Wow princess Celestia and princess Luna are coming too" asked Spike again.
"Yep, tomorrow every pony will see my masterpiece" replied Twilight proudly.
"Well I better get out your mane and good luck at the reveal tomorrow" said spike as he turn and prepared to leave he stopped turned around and said "Hey Twilight why are you building a Dimensional Transporter anyway? if you don't mind me asking".
Twilight looked up from her blueprints and said to him "well Spike it's not just to show off how intelligent I 'am but to find out the unknown
I mean really Ponyville is a great place to live but I gets tiring learning about the same stuff every day for you see I want something that is unknown to this world something that doesn't exist here".
"Like um humans" interrupted Spike.
"yeah, like humans those creatures who only exist in books or the machines they use to fight with that shoot pieces of metal".
"Those things would be much more interesting to learn about then studying taxes all day".
"Well said spike you are a princess now and with that comes new responsibility's like that".
"Yeah I guess your right but hey at least I still see my friends and we still have time to see each other".
"Thanks spike for this little talk" said twilight happily getting back to work.
"Don't mention it" replied Spike as he turned toward the stair he suddenly burped up a massage from Celestia.
"whoa, excuse me" said Spike as he handed the letter to twilight who then opened it began reading it.
It said
"DEAR PRINCESS TWIGHLT SPARKLE
WE ALL LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR PRESENTATION
TOMMOROW WHICH IS WHY I SENT THIS LETTER TO
INFORM YOU THAT THE GATHING HAS BEEN MOVED TO 4:00 PM
AS ME AND MY SISTER HAVE TO TRAVEL TO THE CRAYSTAL EMPIRE
TOMMOROW FOR A MEETING WITH PRINCESS CADENCE AND
YOUR BROTHER SHINING ARMOR BUT
DON'T WORRY DEAR WE WILL ARRIVE TO
CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR CREATION
I'M SURE IT WILL BE BREATH TAKING
SEE YOU TOMORROW".
PRINCESS CELESTIA

"Well that changes things a bit" said Twilight looking at the letter then Spike.
"Why does it change things" asked Spike with a bit of concern in his voice.
"Well, I wanted to give it a quick test run before I presented it tomorrow but now I don't have time" said Twilight with panic in her voice.
"Whoa, calm down look why don't you test it first thing in the morning" said Spike trying to calm her down. "well replied Twilight
I guess I could but I'll have to work all night".
"Well I'll help you" said Spike picking up a screw driver.
"Really said Twilight with hope in her eyes that would be really kind of you and I might even be able to test it in the morning".
"Well then lets get to it" said Spike as he began pulling out the tools they needed.

Author's Note

Well that was my first chapter of my first fimfiction so whatcha think?
also I'm new here and hope to provide entertainment for all those who enjoy fimfiction
next chapter will be up soon

something new

It hurts me to say this but I have given up on this but I plan to start a new mlp and Nazi zombies soon
I apologize to those who were enjoying this story but hopefully you will enjoy this new one.