I Can't Stop...Licking Unicorn Horns...

After Rarity picked up after Miley's "accident", Miley was instructed to sleep on the floor, on some newspaper.

"What did I do?" Whined Miley, twerking on Opalence.

"Alot of things-nothing darling! You just uh, have to learn to face harsh conditions..." Lied Rarity, picking up Opal with her magic.

"Whew...I thought I did something REALLY bad..." Sighed Miley, twerking on the news paper to get comfy.

"You don't happen to have a sledgehammer I can lick, do you?" Asked Miley, her eyes drooping.

"A sledgehammer? Nope,sorry darling..." Replied rarity, shaking her head as if she was talking to a crazed, twerking, slob teenager, earth pony.

"Oh, okay...do you have a wrecking ball?"

rarity shook her head and slammed the door shut.

Rarity was upstairs, thinking of how could such a rude creature appear in Equestria-or in Ponyville, to be more pacific....