I Can't Stop...Licking Unicorn Horns...

by ssssssssssssss

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Comedy
Length: 446

Miley was just twerking one day...when she fell and woke up in Equestria.....

Miley was only twerking, and she's never heard of MLP before…so when she ends up ins Equestria….prepare for the worst.,

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-04 21:26:51 UTC

Chapter 2

Chapter 2

As Applejack led Miley to Twilight's library, Miley asked why AJ didn't know what twerking and the Earth was, and why all the ponies seemed naked.

AJ shook her head and knocked on Twilight's door.

"Oh, hi AJ! Who's that?" asked Spike, inviting them in.

"She says 'er's name's Miley..."

"What a strange name!" said Twilight.

"Well you all are freaks..." muttered Miley, licking Twilight's horn.

Twilight shoved her away, and looked in her books for answers about this "Miley"

"Nothing!" said Spike and Twilight, two hours later.

Miley had been twerking on Spike for half the time, and napped the rest.

"Maybe we should ask Fluttershy." Suggested AJ.

"Don't you mean the website, Shutterfly, where you edit pictures?" Replied Miley, awoken.

AJ and Twilight exchanged looks, then walked to Fluttershy's.

Chapter 4

Once the gang arrived at Fluttershy's, Miley was licking the door and twerking on a random fish who died seconds ago.

When Fluttershy answered, she saw Miley and slammed the door shut.

"Please come out, sugarcube...we need your help..." Begged Applejack.

"Alright..."

Fluttershy, after examining Miley, said she had never heard of such a disturbing thing, and that they should make her stop "Twerking" and encourage better habits.

"Who's gonna take care of her?" Asked Twilight.

All the ponies backed away from Miley, while she kept twerking on Angel Bunny.

"I will!" Said Pinkie who came out of no where.

"Ok."

After Pinkie gave Miley a grand tour of her house, she showed her where Miley was going to sleep: with Gummy.

Miley already had began to lick all the customer's horn's, scaring them away.

Eventually, Miley got kicked out and slept in the rain, since she was an earth pony and unwanted and still rejected, even in Equestria....

chapter 6

After Rarity picked up after Miley's "accident", Miley was instructed to sleep on the floor, on some newspaper.

"What did I do?" Whined Miley, twerking on Opalence.

"Alot of things-nothing darling! You just uh, have to learn to face harsh conditions..." Lied Rarity, picking up Opal with her magic.

"Whew...I thought I did something REALLY bad..." Sighed Miley, twerking on the news paper to get comfy.

"You don't happen to have a sledgehammer I can lick, do you?" Asked Miley, her eyes drooping.

"A sledgehammer? Nope,sorry darling..." Replied rarity, shaking her head as if she was talking to a crazed, twerking, slob teenager, earth pony.

"Oh, okay...do you have a wrecking ball?"

rarity shook her head and slammed the door shut.

Rarity was upstairs, thinking of how could such a rude creature appear in Equestria-or in Ponyville, to be more pacific....