Avian Politics

by Bastinator

Rating: teen
Tags: Gilda, Princess Celestia, Human, Iron Will, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character
Length: 31432

Following the events of Soft Diplomacy, Anon's spent his months working his dead-end job, but he's fine with that. In fact, everything looks good for Anon. However, fate is a cruel mistress, and when he follows his friends, he sets out on a

Following the events of Soft Diplomacy, Anon's spent his months working his dead-end job, but he's fine with that. In fact, everything looks good for Anon. He spends his mornings working, his evenings reading in the library, nights partying with his two best friends, always sending a letter to his special somepony off in Ponyville. Fate, however, has other plans for Anon. When he makes the decision to follow his friends, his life will be altered in ways he couldn't have predicted.

Published 2014-01-02 02:10:04 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-01 19:28:01 UTC

Chapter 1: Second Chances

Your hand holds onto your stomach as you inhale, drawing in as much air as your body will allow. Both of them keep their eyes trained on you, waiting on your next move. It takes so little to mess up, and you can’t lose, not after tonight. Your stomach rumbles, finally reaching critical mass and you open your mouth. “…Crap.”

You scowl at them as they laugh at your incompetency, “Really? That’s all you had?”

”Don’t put him down too much,” her companion attempting to salvage what little reputation you had left, “but still, that was it?”

“I- I don’t know what went wrong. This never happens to me.”

”I’m sure you tell your mare that all the time,” she rolls her eyes, wiping off the last of her tears with her talon.

“Gill…” he says, far sterner this time. It’s all he has after all; He knows she can get away with picking on you, but not when his hulking mass is telling her otherwise.

“Ugh, fine Iron, dang. You know Anon can take a joke, can’t you, Limpy?”

“Don’t make me hurt you,” you reply, hopping up and down like a boxer, “Especially when I’ve got Iron Will in my corner.”

“Don’t push it.”

“Oh,” she covers her beak. “What’s that I see? Is that fear on your plump little face? Not so tough without a big… tall… muscly minotaur on your side…” she rubs up on the big guy who can’t help but crack a smile.

“I am pretty big.”

“Not like that you pervert,” she smacks his abs playfully.

Meanwhile, you’re left pouting, “My face isn’t that plump… Wait wait- Guys I got it this time.”

Together they roll their eyes, almost creepily in sync, “Let’s not embarrass your rump a second time tonight.” You don’t pay attention to them and raise your chest, taking another deep suck of air. Thank god none of your prison mates are around.

“BRRUUUGH!!” your belch shakes the very air around you, finally ending with a round of applause from your friends.

“Bravo, now how about you not burp like a calf,” Iron takes a stab at you, earning a snicker from Gilda. You rub your stomach, already feeling the onset of acid reflux disease, but you take one look at them and smile, wrapping an arm around either one as you head home. Totally worth it.

~~~

You wave them off when you reach the upper east side, thankfully not a part of its lower counterpart. You take one look down the street, shivers running up your back as you rub your break-free ribs over your shirt. Never again, Anon. Never…

Looking back to the castle, you walk right in, nodding to the guards as you do. Even if you aren’t their superior, they finally treat you with some respect. The key word there is some. Not all of them are so willing to forgive you after what’s happened, but in time they’ll forget.

You push open the door to your apartment and sigh. It doesn’t matter how many times you walk through these doors, you’re never able to stave off that feeling of disappointment. Slipping out of your shirt, you put your hand on the adjacent wall, almost able to feel the mass of books you left behind, like a phantom. It wouldn’t be appropriate. A janitor living in such a lavish apartment? There’d be public outrage if you stayed in that place.

Of course that didn’t mean you couldn’t strive for a little more, you smile, stretching your arms. At least this one has a window. A slight improvement, but an improvement all the same. Taking one look outside, you spy the tower off to the side, Twilight’s telescope still visible even from this distance. You can’t wait until tomorrow. Finally, after months of begging and pleading, you did have practice after all, Twilight finally agreed to move back to Canterlot. Months… has it really been so long since you’ve seen her? Does she even remember you? You shake your head at the thought, how could you be so foolish? Of course she does.

Moving back to the center of your room, you slip into the covers of your bed, the night’s cold still seeping through the thin sheets. In most cases it’d bother you, but you’ve got Twilight in your mind. That’s all you need to make it through the night. As you’re about to fall asleep you smack yourself, completely forgetting about your daily schedule. So wound up with the thought of Twilight, you almost ignored your assigned reading.

Your arm dangles over the bedside, grabbing hold of your copy of Maxinium Heras: Born Again. It’s strange. You never were a fan of fiction, it always seemed a little far-fetched to you, but there was something about this one that grabbed you by the shoulders and forced your attention. A part of it reminded you of ‘A Look West,’ but at the same times took some liberties in terms of characterization and the like. Seriously, Minotaur scholars? Even that’s a bit outlandish.

Of course, here you are, an outlandish being in your own right, living here in Equestria. It sort of defeats your whole argument. BUT! Enough about you and onto this book. You flip it open, that fresh ink smell coating its layers. “What page was I on?” Dammit.

~~~

The sound of your mop slapping against the smooth stone floor fills your ears as you give it a second coat, just in case. You give the hallway’s width a thorough mopping before giving it your famous scrub. All across the land, germs and spills flee before you, each cowering when they hear your name. Anon: Destroyer of Grease and World-Famous Grimefighter… Alright, you’re no Mr. Clean, but it does well to entertain yourself. How else are you going to pass the time?

“Sun Tapper, you mind if I ask you a question?” you ask, resting on your scrubbing stick. It’s 20% more effective against stains. True story. Sun Tapper, mid-stroke at the time, jumps at your sudden vocalization, accidentally dropping his mop and knocking his bucket over, dumping a good gallon of solution across the hall.

You try your best not to laugh, but a small snippet makes it out, causing him to bow his head while his cheeks to flush with embarrassment. He really is a spitting image of you, the old one. If you didn’t know any better you’d think this was déjà vu, but you do, so it’s not. His eyes peek out from under his black mane, not nearly long enough to adequately hide his face, but that doesn’t stop him from trying, “sorry…” He immediately shuffles to the side, his horn lighting up as he picks up his mop to clean up the spill. Quite the mess.

You stand there, leaning on the end of your mop stick scrub thing, really gotta get a name for that, and watch him… waiting… Okay this is killing you. “So you going to answer my question?” Another jump from him is too much, forcing you to use a hand to cover your mouth, “You need to get that under control. We’ve been working too much together for this.”

“S-sorry…” he mutters again, and it’s only now that you really understand how Celestia felt about you apologizing all the time.

“So can I ask you that question or not?” He doesn’t answer right away, but he eventually gives you a nod… or a shudder, it was one of the two. “How do you like it here? Working-wise, not how you like it in the castle.”

”Umm, I uh- I guess I like it,” he pipes up, his voice still skittish, “I mean, if you-“ The tell-tale signs of an approaching guards shuts him up, metallic clanks from the soldier’s hoofguards sending Sun Tapper on the fritz.

“What are you worried about?” you ask, Tapper wiping up as much of the solution as he can, “It’s just a guard.”

“Havetohurryhavetohurry,” he pants hastily, a good portion still spilled out. “I can- I can fix it. Just a little more-“

Tapper’s cut off once more, this time by the soft splash of hooves hitting his little spill, “What… in the buck is this?!” You straighten up as the guard’s voice grows ever-louder in tone, “This armor just got waxed and polished!” This guard isn’t familiar to you, but he looks just like any other. Unfortunately, this means he’s likely not used to janitorial duties firsthand.

“I- I am so sorry, please…” Tapper starts up with his tail between his legs, the guard quickly cutting him off with his gaze.

“So this was your doing? What’s a pony like you even doing in the castle? Shouldn’t you be off doing some mare’s work?” You can only watch as Tapper gets laid into by this stallion, each outburst sending your colleague sleeking further and further down. ”How can an insufferable colt like yourself even be allowed inside the castle?! This is an outrage, and you, a disgrace!”

“P-please sir, I didn’t mean- mean to s-s-sp-“

“Spi- spi- spi-“ the stallion mocks, “Spit it out! Or do you lack the competency to do that right?” The guard presses his head against Sun Tapper’s, the stallion’s bulky frame easily dwarfing that of Tapper’s tall and lanky one. “Anything to say for yourself, punk?!” That’s it, you’ve had all you can stand.

“Hey!” your voice catches his attention, now growing aware of your presence, “That’s quite enough.”

“Who’s this?” he sneers to your friend, “Your partner in crime? I never knew buck-ups traveled in pairs.” You motion Tapper over to you, the guard following close behind. He stops just ahead of you, leaning his head around you, “Awww, does the little colt need his mommy?”

“You’ve made your point to him. He’ll fix his mess right away, you have my word.”

“Your word? Well that’s just fine and dandy, but that’s doesn’t my armor any less tainted,” he throws it around, droplets flying every which way. “How about he come around our barracks to pay me and the fellas back? I’m sure he’s better as a mare than a colt.” That grin of his turns your stomach, and it’s even worse for Sun. You turn with a smile, letting him know it’ll be alright. “So what do you say, two legs, or perhaps you would rather pay me back,” he presses a wet hoof on your pants, the final straw…

“Get the hell out of my sight, and don’t let me catch you back here again.”

This catches him off guard, but in no way does it work, “Or what? I’m not afraid of some ‘Janitor.’ What’s the worst you’ll do, clean me?”

“I’m giving you fair warning. Leave us alone, or else.” That smirk is all he gives for an answer. You shake your head, hoping to have done this the easy way. “We’re both employed by the Princess, the only difference being is that you report directly to her, I go through my boss, who has his boss. So unless you’re an impostor, that armor means you had to sign a contract, and obviously, being a bright young stallion like yourself, you actually read it…” you finally give pause, gauging his lack of response. “Oh… you didn’t, did you?”

You can’t exactly blame him though, a job’s a job, but he has no right to make yours, or Tapper’s, a living hell. “Section III goes over the code of conduct, whether it be between civilians or employees. Tell me, hot shot, do you know what falls under Sexual Harassment?”

For a second, his smile fades, a part of his brain catching on to what you’re implying, “And you would accuse a guard of this? A member of the ‘royal’ guard, key word being, royal. It would never take.” You do nod, there is some truth to his words. Being a guardsman gives them a little leeway in terms of the law, but they’re no Dredd.

“It’s for this reason that they’ll take it seriously. A royal guardsman sexually harassing his fellow? That’s bad publicity for the guard. Do you think that someone who looks over one of Canterlot castle’s hundred hallways or rooms, is important enough that they’d let you off the hook. No, you’d be investigated and reprimanded,” you can’t help but say that last part with a hint of joy. How the mighty crumble beneath words…

“Bullshit. Pipsqueak won’t say I word, I know his type, and you’re just a janitor. They’ll take my word in a heart beat.” His type… You, basically. Who you used to be. It’s funny how things change.

“Anon or Anonymous. Either of these names ring a bell?”

“Ya mean that ex-diplomat? He ain’t enough of a lawyer to get you a case.”

“Haha, oh my, you misunderstand,” you chuckle lightly before looking him straight in the eyes, “I am Anonymous.” Silence is his only reaction, even you’re somewhat at a loss for words, but that won’t stop you. “So, would they believe the man who was Celestia’s right hand, or Guard #251… Now, I think it would be best, for all of us, if you piss off down whatever corridor you came from.”

The guard keeps his gaze low, teeth grinding in thought before looking back up, “You may be smart, two legs, but you’re still a janitor. The lowest of lows, not even a sliver of what you could’ve been. Celestia was right to fire your flank. Your luck won’t last forever, and I’ll be there when it runs out…” He gives the two of you one last stare before walking out, turning his head one last time, “And this armor is coming out of your paycheck, Anon, I’ll make sure of it.”

“Don’t slip and crack your skull, we wouldn’t want to lose anything valuable…” His armor echoes down the hall as he trots off, back wherever he came from. You breathe a sigh of relief, the encounter finally over. You lean down and grab hold of the mop, holding it out to Sun Tapper. “Guy’s a dick, isn’t he?”

“Yeah, I guess,” he gets back to work, the mood having been crushed by the guard’s arrival.

“Don’t let him get to you. That’s what guys like him crave, that power they have over other people.” You were just like him at one point as well. So many lives you’ve lived…

“Can-” he pauses midsentence before shaking his head, “Nevermind…” That might’ve been the first time he’s said anything without your intervention. Color you impressed.

“Look Sunny, if there’s anything on your mind, just let it out. I’m not even your boss, technically.” He doesn’t speak right away, getting back to fixing his spill. You help, of course, equally out of the goodness of your heart and because you don’t want to save him again. The selfless can be selfish too.

Once you get the remaining solution back in the bucket he finally looks up to you, “How did- How’d you do it?”

“Lots of practice in the mirror,” you grin back at him, “That helps the talking at least, but you gotta know the basics. There’s one castle you can build on a shit foundation, and it smells like crap.”

“Oh… ok,” he hushes up, not even laughing at your joke. You stop what you’re doing and stare at him until he notices, “Wha?”

“That’s not the answer to your question, is it? And don’t say that it was, I can tell.”

Tapper moves to the wall, sitting down on one of the benches, “Well I- I’ve always known who you were. I heard the uh, the stories about you.”

“Oh, not this again,” you rub your forehead, “It was one mare, and yes, she wasn’t a dude.”

This manages to get a laugh out of him at long last as you sit next to him. “That uh, wasn’t what I meant.” You knew that, but a little fun never hurt anyone. “I just wanted to know, how you could go from, from that, Celestia’s pupil… to this?” he waves his hooves around, “I don’t understand.” Sometimes you wonder that yourself…

“It wasn’t easy, let me tell you, but I was here long before I was her pupil, so I already knew this atmosphere. It beats dying alone in an alley…” You can tell he doesn’t understand, but that’s to be expected. You were the only one to see it after all… “A part of me likes this work. Basic, low risk, helpful. If I mess up, the worst that could happen is I’ll clean it tomorrow. Definitely beats sewer duty… You ever get sewer duty?” you ask him, trying not to hog all the attention.

“Once,” he shakes at the thought, “It was awful.”

“How useful is that Safety Valve?”

“Not at all,” he laughs, putting a grin on your face, “But still… You had it all, and you’re still happy here. I used to think I might be able to do what you did, but the way you handled that guard… There’s no way.” This throws you for a loop, having never quite thought about it like that.

“I had to learn. It’s not something you just hop into.”

“Yeah but, look at you. You’re smart, you have the skills, you can- can hold your own against a guard with only words, and you don’t make mistakes.” No hand in the world can stop your laughing at this point, in fact it hurts just to breathe, “You alright?”

“Sun Tapper, Sunny, if I didn’t make mistakes, there is no reason I’d be here.”

“But you don’t show it!” he covers his mouth at his outburst before lowering his head, “I’m just a walking disaster…” Like a light bulb went off in your head, you understand exactly why he’s asking this. Next to you, someone’s who’s gone through so much, he feels inadequate. It didn’t help when you saved him from the guard, in fact, it probably made it worse.

“Look, I’m not better than you. I may talk better, know more, but that doesn’t mean a damn thing when compared to what’s in there,” you point to his chest. “Now come on, there’s no sense moping about when there’s mopping to be done.”

Sunny looks around, confusion burned on his face, “There’s nothing left to mop, we got it all.” Sure enough, after inspection it turns out he was right, you really were done.

“Oh, well that sucks. I was hoping to hang out with you a little more,” you shrug your shoulders, walking back over to your bucket, “WHOOPS!” Your foot kicks it over, spilling solution all over the hallway you just finished cleaning. “Well, it looks I can make mistakes.”

“You did that on purpose,” he smiles knowingly.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m just a simple janitor,” you grin back, brandishing your mop, “Now let’s get this done so we can move onto the next hall…” Oh god there’s another hall!

~~~

Dabbing the towel around your arms takes away the last bit of water that was left clutching after your shower. One whiff from your armpits is all it took to figure out how much you need a good wash, even if the shampoo isn’t exactly to be desired. You slip back into your suit, thankful that none of the others happened to ruin it while you were showering. It may just be a prank, but you don’t want anything to ruin this for you. You’ve waited too long…

The door to the shower creaks open, Tapper finished his session as well. Even stallions can develop a bit of funk if they aren’t careful. ”Umm, what’s with the uh…”

“The suit? I got a hot date tonight,” you joke to yourself, straightening your tie, “You don’t think it’s too much do you?” You’d hate to have overdone it and put her off. The last thing you want to do is drive her away now.

“No… you um, look nice,” he sputters, setting his towel in his locker. “So… Who is she?”

“Who’s who?” you don’t think much into his question, more concerned with this damn tie that won’t sit straight. Seriously, it’s got a mind of its own and no matter how much… There! That’s a relief, you thought you’d have to get the scissors there.

“The mare.”

“Whoever said it was a mare?” you look plainly upon him, Tapper turning away, “You know, I don’t take kindly to you automatically assuming I like women. In fact I find it insulting. You should be ashamed.”

“Ap- apologies,” he sits, doing anything to avoid looking at you.

“Hmm,” you grumble, looking at him, “You’re kinda cute.”

His head snaps to attention as he scoots his flank away, “Wait… Are you…?”

“Yes, I’m just fucking with you… messing with you, that other phrase could be taken the wrong way,” you chuckle, “You need to learn to take a joke, or to tell when I’m not being serious. It’ll save you some of those heart attacks.”

A nervous laugh is all he can muster before looking back down to the grimy tiles beneath his hooves. It always surprised you just how disgusting this place is, considering janitors change here. Maybe a little cleanliness, but nooo. “You stare long enough and you can see the mold squirm,” nodding to him before pulling out your comb, “Not even kidding. That’s some sort of super mold if I’ve ever seen it.”

“Pretty soon it’ll evolve, maybe learn to play the flute.”

“Do you play the flute?” you absent-mindedly ask, now concerned with how your hair sits. There’s always that one damn strand in the back that won’t fall down. Grr, where are those scissors?

“My uh, mom taught me when I lived in Neigh Zeiland.” Your fingers jump at the word, sending the comb to the floor by accident, even managing to cause a flinch from him.

“You’ve been to Neigh Zeiland?!”

“Yeah,” he whispers, “Born there.”

How can he just- SAY that he’s from Neigh Zeiland like that? It’s mind boggling! “How- How long?!” you pull away from the mirror in your locker, sitting towards you, enthralled by this new development.

His face reddens at your attention, but he still answers, “Ten years, maybe eleven. I like it better here though.”

“Wha-wha-what?! That’s crazy talk! I can’t believe I’m hearing this,” you throw your hands in the air to further your point, “Neigh Zeiland is beautiful, at least I’ve heard.”

He shrugs, nowhere near as impressed, “It was ok, but there wasn’t much out there.” He humphs and shakes his head, “I wanted to see the world.”

“How are the beaches? No no, the mountains! Oh, the waterfalls, you have to tell me about those!”

“They’re just beaches, just mountains. Nice waterfalls though…”

You lean back, almost able to envision it in your mind, the crystal clear water reaching out towards the horizon, just you and a book… “Wow. That’s- that’s a lot to take in.” Shaking your head, you keep going over what he just said, “Neigh Zeiland… What I wouldn’t give to sail out there…”

“But, haven’t you traveled the world? You know,” he grows quieter, “Back then?” Not nearly as much as you’d like to. Heck, you’ve been here, Ponyville, the Crystal Empire… and Aviaris, but that’s it.

“I haven’t traveled much to tell the truth, though I’ve always wanted to. I’ve never experienced the winters of Stalliongrad nor have I seen the castles of Pranceylvania.” You do know one mare who has, and it brings a smile just to think of her.
“Ms. Peachbottom is a friend of mine, was, at least I hope to call her that, but she’s been to these places. That’s a mare who’s been around…” your eyes widen now that you think about it, “And that is not what I meant.”

“I figured,” he hides his smile but you see it. “I thought you would’ve gone though.”

“Tap, I’ve read books and gone through scrolls and paintings, but that’s the most it’ll be.” A memory comes back to mind, the first time you went to the Crystal Empire, and the lesson you learned there. Some things you can’t read in books, things you can learn by experiencing them. It doesn’t matter how well you can paint a picture with words, it never compares to being there firsthand.

“Couldn’t, you know, if you wanted, still go” You shake your head knowingly, “Why not?” He’s young, doesn’t understand the world. Then again, does anyone?

“I have responsibilities here, a job, friends, a mar-” Oh shit! “A mare that I am going to be late to meet, crap!”

The door to the locker room opens up, but you’re in too much of a hurry to welcome your boss, that signature cup of coffee in hand, “Yeah…”

“H-hello, Mr. Mosley…” Tapper waves a hoof as you enter Mach 2 in your preparation, making sure every part of you is spotless.

“Anon,” completely ignoring his welcome, “Are you going somewhere?”

“Have a hot date,” you nod to yourself, your hair’s going to have to do as is, and close the locker, pausing at the look in his eyes, “What’s happened?”

“It would seem Hart and Ledblom didn’t quite finish up their sections today…”

“Let me guess, they’re nowhere to be found?” Mosley nods… Why aren’t you surprised? They always made you clean up after their messes before, and they are still trying to get away with it, “How bad is it?”

He grimaces, breathing through his clenched teeth. That’s never a good sign. “I’m going to need you to work past your shift today and get things all cleaned up. If you could head for the Entrance Hall that’d be great,” he finishes up, taking a sip of coffee.

“Sorry, Mosley, no can do, I have to get going or I’ll be later than I already am.”

He nods, scrunching his lips, “Well I figured you’d say that, but I’m afraid this is habit of you skipping your duties has to stop here, yeah…” This, this guy can’t be serious, right?

“Heh,” you look to Tapper, “Did you know your boss was a comedian? I’ve known you for a good year now, how come you never showed me this side?”

Of course, Mr. Mosley doesn’t share in your amusement, “I’m afraid I’m being serious, you and Sun Tapper need to get moving. Now.” Your face tenses, clearing off any positive expression. Mr. Mosley can’t possibly be doing this right now, not when you’re running late.

“Sir, if you want to have it out for someone, have it out for Hart and Ledblom, not us. We aren’t who abandoned our shift to run off and chase a couple mares. We do our work on time, we leave on time. Equestrian Labor Laws clearly state-“

“Alright alright,” he raises his hoof, “You don’t need to tell me about those anymore, I did my reading at your request.” Good, that means he knows not to mistreat his employees. “And since you’re already here, you can clean out your locker. We won’t be needing your services anymore.”

Did- he just… “Yeah…”

~~~

You shut the door behind you, making sure to do it all quiet-like. Don’t want Twilight to catch you right away. You place the box down against the wall, a couple of odds and ends along with an extra pair of clothes inside. Never did it once occur to you that he’d actually go through with it, especially after all you’ve done for him… or to him. A smile worms its way on your face, your actions all the more justified, as much as his are in canning you.

Shame really, not having a job is like losing an arm and a leg, half of you just… gone. Feels kind of nice now that you think about it. You turn back to the room, the library certainly having seen nicer days. Then again, you see the new Librarian galloping about with her cart, stamping, cataloguing and organizing all the while, and you know that Petal left it in good hands.

You start on in, doing a double-take to make sure you don’t get caught by Twilight, before working around the walls in search of her. Is she in A-Be? Nope, not there. Be- Fa? Negatory, not there either. Alright if she’s not in Fe… Oh come on! Throwing caution to the wind you jog past each section, finding only books on the shelves, fitting. Walking down one of the isles you peek around the corner hoping to see Twilight, alas, all you get is more isles.

“Hey, Cinder?” you call to the new Librarian as you walk into the seating area where she’s currently galloping about, “You haven’t seen Twilight, have you?” She looks up too fast, barely catching her glasses as they fly off her head.

You’d laugh if you weren’t serious about your question, “Ha, sorry about that. No, I haven’t seen her. Never seen her actually… Were you expecting her?”

“Yeah…” you nod before turning away and taking a seat, chin resting on your arms. You let her continue her work, a bit of your day wasted away, more than that actually. The clock gives its signature tick as a minute passes by, now fifteen minutes past due. Did she just not show? That’s not like her, maybe she saw you were late and… That’d be par for the course of today. Sigh… You were so looking forward to today. Shows you why not-

Your world grows black as a pair of hooves cover your eyes, “Guess who?”

“Santa Clause?” You step out of your chair and turn around to Twilight smiling back at you, immediately wrapping her in a hug. “Twilight!” you pick her up in your arms and spin her around, burying your head in her neck and hers in yours, “Hmm, you even smell good.”

“Okay, you can stop now,” she pleads as you keep her held tight, “Seriously, now, put me down.”

“You’re no fun,” squeezing like you’ll never hold her again before letting her down, “You’re just as beautiful as I remember. Stunning.” At least, most of her is. Usually you can look at the whole of her mane, but for some reason she’s wearing a brown cloak that covers her from neck to tail. Don’t pay attention to details here, Anon. Try and be happy for a little bit, will ya? Sure thing. “I can’t describe how much I missed that smile of yours.”

She blushes, even when she gets embarrassed she’s beautiful, “I missed you too, Anon.”

Quickly looking up to Cinder, she backs up with a smile, a knowing one at that, the little liar. “Cinder told me that she hadn’t seen you.”

“What harm’s a little white lie?” Twilight presses up against you with a purr, “You’re warm.” It doesn’t take long for you to feel the same way, the heat from her coat making you almost uncomfortable.

“I could say the same for you,” you tug lightly at her clothes, “What’s with the get-up? You’re not going through one of those stages are you? I’ll get out the bucket, you know I will.”

The two of you share a laugh, but she assures that won’t be necessary. “It was a little cold in Ponyville so I put this on.” Okay… You take a step back, something’s fishy here. She should know better than to try to lie to your face like this, her nose always that little mini-scrunch when she does.

“Trains have heaters in each of the cabins, and I doubt you were staying with the cargo.”

“Oh um…” she finds herself in a bind, quickly coming up with another false truth, “Ours was broken, so I had to keep it on.”

“Sounds like pretty bad luck,” crossing your arms and leaning back, letting her know that you know she’s lying, “You know it’s summer, right?”

“Well you see-“

“Twilight…” you keep your voice stern, “Tell me the truth. What’s with the cloak?”

She almost begins to sweat as she plays with her hooves, kneading the wooden floorboards beneath her, “I was cold…” This is getting ridiculous, why would she lie about this? It’s not even that big of a deal.

“We both know that I know, Twilight.”

“Know what?”

“I know that you know that you know that I know, knowing what I know,” you have to pause at the last part to make sure you got it right, “Yeah, I’m sticking with that.”

“Can’t we just talk about something else?” her smile couldn’t be anymore of a lie, “How did you like that book I told you about?”

“Oh,” Twilight referring to Maxinium Heras, “I’m liking it so far, but I haven’t quite finished it yet. There’s another book I’ve been reading.”

“Really? What’s it called?”

You can’t help but smile when you reply, “Ways to get Twilight to tell the Truth. It’s the first edition, very rare,” winking at her.

With an exasperating sigh that’d deflate even the most happy of ponies, she lowers her head, “Please Anon, it’s- not something I want to talk about right now.”

“Why not? Let’s not have our first conversation in months be a fight. I just want to know why you chose to hide yourself in a…”

She senses your sudden shift in mood, going from witty to a concerned protector, “Anon-“

“What happened? Are you hurt? Dear Celestia, please tell me you’re alright.” Your heart’s going at a mile a minute, sweat growing on your palms. The last time you felt this nervous… It was a different time, but nothing like this.

“Believe me, Anon, I’m fine.”

“Then just show me,” you plead with her this time, “Don’t make me go crazy thinking about this. You know I will, it’ll eat me up until the end of time unless you tell me the truth.”

“Do you really want to know?” she takes a step back, not looking directly at you.

“More than anything.” You can’t think of anything witty to say right now. Even if you could, this isn’t the time.

Twilight takes a deep breath, finally looking at you, “Just… close your eyes.” You hold your hips, giving her the ‘really’ look, but she’s insistent, “Please.” Darn that magic word, it’ll be your doom one day. You close your eyes, hearing the tingle of magic undoing her cloak before it finally slips to the floor. ”Alright, open your eyes.”

“Like I said, it’s not going to be… that big…” your mouth hangs open, “Uhhh…”

”Please don’t freak out,” Twilight nervously smiles with her hooves crossed, looking up to your stunned body. All the books you’ve read couldn’t have prepared you for this. No old Equestrian law or scroll was ever scribed to help you deal with a situation like this. Gingerly, Twilight takes a step forward and closes your mouth, your jaw falling back open, “I said not to freak out.” How can she expect you not to?! She’s- she’s-

A thud echoes out from behind her, Crimson dropping to her knees, “Gasp! Princess.”

“Oh please don’t do that,” she turns back and lifting Crimson back up, “I’m not a princess.” Those wings on her back tell a very VERY different story. It- it changes everything.

“But you are, sweety- I mean, Princess,” she can barely contain herself, “This is so exciting. A new princess in Equestria! I just have to tell my marefriends!”

Twilight covers her mouth in a second, obviously anxious about all this, “You can’t. I had to keep this hidden until the coronation ceremony tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow?! But- I don’t even know what I’m going to wear. What time is it? Nevermind, I can finish this up by today, even if it kills me.”

Before Twilight can say another word, Crimson is off riding her trolley around the library, snatching every book in sight. “What am I going to do? I’m- I’m not ready for this,” turning back to you, “Anon?”

Consciousness returns to you as you shake your head, forcing a weak smile and laugh. “Princess, huh? ...that’s uh- that’s different.” You lean back, your hand collapsing as you try to hold yourself up and end up falling into your seat, Twilight rushing to your aid, “Really different.”

Your eyes glaze over as you try to work this over in your mind, Twilight’s lips moving but yet you hear nothing. In fact, you can’t hear anything at all. Everything’s just… stopped. Twilight stops moving, the screech of Crimson’s trolley absent.

“Well now, this is new now isn’t it?” a voice sounds out behind you, the rest of the world frozen in a single moment, “Not the funny kind of new. I like those kinds of new.” A talon slides across your shoulders, his paw lifting up your jaw to meet his distorted eyes, “Why the long face? Turn that frown upside down.”

He snaps his fingers, the world as you know it flipping over and sending you falling down to the ceiling, but with another snap you pause, caught in the middle. This guy… Doesn’t he know when you need a moment to think? “Just what do you think this is supposed to be?” Discord slithers through the air, wrapping himself into a bowtie before shooting confetti out a horn he quickly conjures.

You aren’t in any mood to play with him right now, and his antics don’t help. “Oh come now, Anon, just let yourself go for once. You’ve been so wound-up ever since you got your job back. No time to play with little old me,” he bats his eyelashes before he gags, “How boring you’ve become.”

“Did you know about this?”

“You don’t need to sound so drear, dear Anon,” he struggles to untie himself, grunting as he pulls himself apart at last, “But I might’ve known, yes.” That son of a- “And before you start with all that appalling language of yours, I’ll have you know that I was just as surprised as you.” And he didn’t even think of telling you? You thought he and you- you and he- “You and I were what? Friends?” He laughs before coming to a pause and nods, “I do consider you a friend, but as this, I found it only right not to tell you.”

“Why?” you bury your head in your hands, failing to hide from the world, “I mean…”

“Why did it happen now, correct?” You nod, Discord snapping once more, returning you to your seat. He stands behind Twilight, inspecting her for himself, “Everything happens for a reason, as dull as they might be. Have I ever told you about the time when I-”

“Discord, please.”

He rolls his eyes, “Be that way then, but to answer your question, I don’t know. Magic something or another, it’s all very complicated, not at all fun, not like you used to be.” This isn’t about you. This is about Twilight and those… wings. Discord, to which, laughs at your thoughts, “Isn’t it? Why is it that you care so much about her being a princess?”

You straighten up knowing what you have to do. “I should be supportive of her. Twilight is the jewel of my life, and if I can’t be happy for her, I can’t be happy at all. Thanks Discord, sort of, you’re a real life saver at times.”

“Tsk tsk tsk,” he wags a claw, your heart plummeting, “We’re not quite done yet.” His grin could turn you to stone, and it almost feels like he just did as he steps closer, “You may be able to lie to yourself, little little Anon, but you can’t lie to me.”

“I’m almost your size.” He hushes you so he can continue, and unfortunately, continue he does.

“Come on then, tell me why you cared so much about the precious student Twilight being a Princess. Try me.” It was shocking, you can’t lie. How exactly do you respond to something like that? You can’t be blamed for being stunned. Discord scratches his chin with a nod, “I guess that makes sense, but-“

“What fun is there in making sense,” you look up at him under your eyebrows.

“Acheem, you don’t need to make it sound quite so boring, but yes. Besides,” his grin makes you want to vomit, “That’s not the truth and I know it.” The draconequus can be such a pain at times, and this is no different. If he knows the answer then why doesn’t he just tell you. “Because that wouldn’t be fun.” Fun fun fun. Doesn’t he do anything else? “Why would I want to do anything?” Fair enough.

“I couldn’t believe it, alright? Is that what you want to hear?”

“Hmmm, getting warmer,” he bobs his head, something inside you snapping.

“I was jealous, how about that?! Is that what you wanted me to say you ugly piece of-“

Your voice is muffled in a snap, a zipper replacing your lips, “Precisely. Little ol’ Anon was jealous of his ‘special somepony.’ Kind of ironic really…” He’s just making you say what he wants you to say, none of it is true. Discord’s smile vanishes, your zipper doing so as well, “Now we both know that’s not true. Sigh… I didn’t want to tell you this, but… You’re dying, Anon.”

Your heart grows still, ice forming in your veins. D-dying? That’s- But, you’re too young. How are you going to tell her? She’d be devastated… Wait- “And now you know how she felt.” Discord stands up and moves next to Twilight, “She didn’t want you to know because she feared how you’d react. Don’t you think she knows how much you wanted to be in her position? Don’t you think she knew how jealous you’d be, even as you are now? It’s so deliciously chaotic.”

“So… I’m not going to die?” you ask, not entirely convinced the fright was just to teach you a lesson.

“Well… Not in a way you’d consider death. To me, it’s a fate even worse than that. You’re losing yourself in boredom.”

“Jeez, Discord,” you facepalm, “This I don’t have time for.” You have to finish talking with Twilight. After that, who knows? You’ll find a way to work things out. Find a new job maybe, or you could- The library quakes as he slams his hoof into the ground, all pretenses of fun rid from him, “Do you even hear yourself?! Anon, the silver-tongued diplomat of Equestria, settling down to let his precious Twilight run along and live his dream. It’s killing you inside, living this- this way, if you can even call that living.”

“I’m happy where I am, thank you very much,” you snap back at him, “I don’t need anything else.”

“Even when you’re angry, you can’t hide the hollowness in your voice.” His voice sterner than yours before he curls back into his seat, “Your friends may not see it, but you’re suffocating in this plain life of yours. You need more.” Once, perhaps… you may have felt that way once. You wanted to be something better- needed to be more than you were, but that was a long time ago. You were a different person back then; you shudder as you grip your arm, a weaker person.

When you turn back to Discord, he actually looks caring, his eyes soft for the first time in your lifetime. “I gave you a chance to be something once. You performed admirably, but all it took was one bad decision to turn you down a darker path.” He helped make you who you are, and you’re grateful for that, but you can’t take that risk again. You have too much to lose now. “Why are you so scared?” he asks, scanning your mind for an answer he already knows, “So scared to take a little risk?”

A face fills your vision, a sickly griffon whose only mistake was to put his faith in you… and it cost him his life. It was in your hands, the vial to save him, and you failed. You failed all of them. You can’t take a risk like that again. You have too much to lose. An unsteady silence falls between the two of you and you think he may have finally left the issue be, “What if I said you had another chance?”

You clench your fist in anger at his persistence, unable to leave you be. “Get out.” He leans forward, unable to speak before you slam your fist against the table, “I said get out!”

His eyes look you up and down before he stands, snapping in a glass of chocolate milk, “You wouldn’t take it, even at the behest of a friend?”

“You aren’t going to change my mind. Even if you are a friend,” you try and offer a handshake but he turns his back to you, “I just can’t.”

Downing the rest of his chocolate milk he sighs, glancing back to you, “Do what you will then, but allow me a warning to you.” It’s not like you can really do anything here. You’re basically forced to listen. “The course of your life is going to change drastically in the coming days. Friends will be lost, enemies will be gained. It’s up to you, to choose.” He raises a paw before frowning, “Best of luck.”

You open your mouth just as he snaps, the world as you know it going back to normal, “…between us. I still love you, Anon. I won’t leave you.” Wait what? Oh crap she was talking, um… Quick! Come up with something to say brain, think about her this time, not yourself.

You grab hold of her and close your eyes, hugging her once more. Not exactly saying anything, but that can come later. “I’m so happy you’re ok with this,” tears drenching your last suit, but right now, you couldn’t care less about some clothes.

“Twilight, no matter what happens, I will always love you,” pulling off her, “And it doesn’t matter how you change, whether it be a pair of wings, a crown or gaining a hundred pounds, I will never stop loving you.”

You flick her wing for extra encouragement, even if they still make you feel uneasy, Twilight wiping away her tears, “You don’t need to say all that.” But you did…

“You know, it’s nothing, just a little extra to my already perfect mare,” you scratch behind her ear, her leg involuntarily twitching. It’s just so cute when she does that. “Besides, looking at you now, they suit you, really.”

“So… you’re not mad?” Fear of your jealousy still heavy in her mind, “This could change everything with us.”

You hold her hoof with both hands and smile, telling her that you could never be mad at her. “Whatever we face, we can face it together. Twilight and Anon, together until the end.”

She blushes and grabs her cloak, folding it neatly on the table, “What are ponies going to say? Me, a princess, dating a janitor… Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” she quickly tacks on, a pit forming in your stomach.

“Well… about that…”

She covers her mouth with a hoof and gasps, “Don’t tell me, you got a new job?!” This is going to be a bit awkward, you think, rubbing the back of your neck, “Not that?”

“Not really… I kinda, got fired.”

“Fired?” Twilight’s equally surprised, “When was this?”

“Just today,” you point to the door, “My boss didn’t like me getting out of doing other people’s work so he canned me.”

“How can he do that to you? That’s awful…” A strange air fills the room as she looks sort of pissed, “I’m going to give him a talking to.” Before she does anything rash you block her, placing your hands on her shoulders.

“Twi, it’s fine, really. He’s my boss, it’s not like it’s outside his jurisdiction or anything. Plus, now I can find a different job, hopefully one that doesn’t require me to take so many showers.” You put on a cool face, knowing that you’re talking complete bullshit. Someone with your record isn’t going to find a job that easy. Hell, you were lucky enough to get your old one back.

“I’m so glad- Not that you lost your job! That’s not what I meant, but-” You hush her with a kiss, her rosy cheeks something you can get used to, “Maybe I can talk to Celestia. Surely she knows a place where you can work.”

“You going to make me your personal guard,” you tease with a nudge, “Don’t they call that a conflict of interest?”

“I won’t mind,” she grins , rubbing her face against your side. God, you forgot how she could get you going.

The two of you snuggle closer when a cough from the other side of the room catches you offguard, “Acheem… This is a library, not a motel, Anon.”

“Alright alright,” you wave off the librarian before looking back down to Twilight, “I’m going out with Gilda and Iron Will tonight. Do you want to come?”

“I can’t. There are too many things to plan for tomorrow,” you catch the hint of sadness in her voice. Deep down Twilight really does want to go with you, but the princess thing… This is going to be the first of many rejections in the coming days. “Can I take a rain check?”

“Be careful, I might just cash that in,” you give her a final hug. You can work through this together. You’ll make it work, somehow.

~~~

With your duffel bag in tow you stop just outside the door to Iron Will’s house, giving it a ceremonial triple knock. It’s like déjà vu being here again, all your stuff in tow. Thankfully this time you haven’t- Oh, you did lose your job again didn’t you? Hopefully he’ll at least give you a room with a window, that’d suck to lose that too. You always liked looking out over the city while you read, even if you have to be looking into it this time.

You hear him bound down the stairs, twisting the handle and opening the door, “Anon? You know we aren’t meeting until later, right?” Prying it open a little more he spots your bag and sighs, “This isn’t going to be like last time, is it?”

“I only lost my job this time,” you try and smile, unable to hold it for long before looking at your feet. “I’m sorry, Iron. You know this isn’t easy for me either.”

Your shocked when he grabs you by the shoulders and pulls you inside, nearly slamming you through the wall in the process, “This is good news! At last! At last! Anon is free at last!” Wait- but- Okay, you’re really confused now. Wasn’t he, well, disappointed in you? “Welcome to the first day of your new life, with me, Iron Will, as your personal trainer. We’re getting you back in the game, one squat at a time.” He strikes a pose, flexing those colossal biceps of his, grunting before alternating poses. “Hiya!” You have to duck as he kicks up his hoof, performing the ‘Crane’ pose like a Kung-Fu fighter, “Yeah!”

Dear Celestia, what have you gotten yourself into? A door slams up above, heavy steps stomping their way to the ledge on the second floor, “IRON! How many times do I have to tell you not to- Anon?” Gilda has her head poked out from the upper floor, dumbfounded by your presence, Iron Will’s antics no big deal to her at this point. “What’re you doing here, dweeb? We aren’t meeting until later tonight.”

Iron reaches across and tears your bag away from you, throwing it over the ledge beside her in a single chuck, “We’ve got company, again.”

Gilda, in a manner of unnatural calmness walks down the stairs, “You got an explanation for this?”

“I may have lost my job… again.” It still pisses you off that you can’t keep your apartment, but then again… It’s all in the contract. “I promise, it won’t be like last time.”

She stands on her hind legs and crosses her arms, getting on par with your height, “It better not.” You catch a grin as she leans in for a hug, “Bring it in, Slim Jim.” D’aww, you missed her constant insults. The hug’s a nice change of pace though.

~~~

“I’ll get, hmm… Two Tartarus Tricksters, one Red Robin, a shot of Salamba, and one water to top it all off.” The barkeep nods and gets to making your drinks. You were always surprised how they could hear you over the damn music in this place, not that you dislike it. Great beats at times, but does it really have to be so loud?

Surely they’re breaking some law about noise pollution. Yeah, you were just as surprised when you found out that was actually a thing. You scrounge about in your pockets looking for your bits, finally sliding them across just as he sets down your drinks, even kind enough to put them on a tray for you. He stops you before you can leave though, “Don’t go having too much fun.”

“Will do,” you chuckle, almost starting to think he was going to lay into you for some reason. Thank Celestia that’s not the case. “Now don’t make me tell the big guy you were busy talking to me instead of serving these drinks.”

“Get out of here,” he shoos you off, “What’s your poison, son?”

Keeping your arms up, you walk right through the dance floor, having to perform some moves yourself as not get your desirables kicked in. By the time you get back to your table Iron Will’s chuckling to himself and shaking his head, “Not even a minotaur dances that bad.”

“Well I doubt they were carrying a platter of spirits while they were doing it, smart ass.”

“You calling me names, boy?” his chest puffs up. If it was anyone else you’d be worried, but Iron wouldn’t harm a hair on your head. Can’t say the same for the rest of your body though. As long as he doesn’t hurt the hair, you’re good.

“I’m just saying, don’t bite the hand that brings you your alcohol.”

Gilda’s already slamming down her Salamba, bringing the empty glass down in an instant, “I can drink to that.”

Wow, she never drinks that fast. Like, ever, not even when she’s trying to show off. “Take it easy, Gill,” Iron Will calms her down, “Don’t rush yourself.”

He tries to put his hand on her, but she brushes it off, “I’m fine, get me another.” You look to the minotaur in hopes of getting some answers, but he just shakes his head and waves his hand, basically telling you to drop it. Gilda, on the other hand, snatches her Red Robin, gulping down the pint like it were apple juice, and you can’t even drink apple juice that fast. The pint hits the table, not even a drop circling the rim, “Gah… Another!”

To your surprise, Iron Will makes no move to stop her as she grabs his Tricksters and starts to chug.

“Is uh… everything alright between you two?” you’re forced to ask as she even grabs your water, finishing that off as well, “Anything I should know about?”

“Us?” Iron plays dumb, “Not a thing.”

Gilda whips her head back and forth, tugging down on her cheeks like you’d expect of a person who’s stressed, “Got a letter in the mail…”

“This isn’t the time or place-” Iron tries to speak, but Gilda will have none of it.

“It was an invitation. A funeral invitation…”

Oh… oh no… “Gilda, I’m so sorry. I didn’t know she- I’ll shut up.” The more you blabber the worse it’ll get. You just- never thought it’d happen. You knew she was sick but…

She looks at you like you’re crazy, “It wasn’t her, dumbass. If it was, I wouldn’t even be here right now.” Of course she wouldn’t. She’d have caught the first train out of here and made her way back to Aviaris.

“I don’t understand, who died?” you try not to be blunt about it, but there’s not an easy way to ask.

Gilda scoots a bit further down in her seat, arms crossed in defiance. Iron answers your question for you, “King’s funeral. Her mom requested her to attend.” The more you try to wrap your head around this, the worse you become tangled in your own bewilderment.

“But- He died a long time ago, why is this even happening now?”

“Who knows,” Gilda hisses, an anger burning inside her, “but I’m sure you’re old pal has something to do with it.” She doesn’t need to say his name, but you too join in her anger, a clear understanding built that tells you exactly who she’s talking about.

Iron Will breaks the tension with a cough, “Spirit, one more round if you would.”

“The funeral’s late tomorrow. Me and Iron Will are taking the first train in the morning.” She explains before looking up at you, “I’d really like you to come too.” Your breath gets caught in your throat, causing you to cough. “I know my mom would like to see you again.”

“I-” you cough again and try to get your bearings, “I can’t. I have a thing tomorrow. Twilight’s coro-”

Gilda casts her gaze, the symbol of you fucking up, “Alright. I don’t want to go either, but- I figured it’d be easier with my friends there.” Why does she have to put in this position? She knows you can’t go back there.

The waitress sets down a round of drinks, leaving the three of you to your silence, the only party in the club not making a peep. For the first time in months, you pick a pint and take a sip. Guess you really weren’t going to have too much fun tonight.

The rest of the night proceeded in the same manner. A round of drinks, followed by silence. Whenever you or Big Iron tried to pick up the conversation, Gilda met it with a wall of stone. Even when you poked fun at yourself, she wouldn’t budge, your refusal really getting to her. Most nights she was the life of the party, it was awful to see her be the death of it.

~~~

Iron holds the door open for Gilda who slams the door before the rest of you can follow, “I’m sorry for how she’s acting. She’s been on edge all day.”

“I thought the hug was a little weird,” you admit, “She’s not usually that clingy.”

He nods and takes a seat on the steps, you joining him, “Gilda’s happy I’m going, but she really wanted you to go. You’re really the only friend she has.” Bullshit, and you tell him as much. She’s got loads of friends, there’s umm… Uhh… “Trying to think of them aren’t you? You find another friend of hers, you let me know. Until then, I can only name one, and his name’s Anon.”

“I don’t want to go. I can’t go back there, not after…” your clutch your arm, a phantom pain surging through your veins, “I just can’t.” He’s not dumb, Iron Will understanding what you mean. He always looked at you differently after the incident with your arm, after the ‘mugging.’

He knew you were hiding something, “It was Rinn, wasn’t it? He did that to you.” Just hearing his name causes you to flinch. Even after Twilight kicked his diplomatic ass, he still brings you fear.

“It’s in the past. What’s done is done, and I have to live with my mistakes…”

You look up to the night’s sky, Luna standing on her tower moving the stars into place. “If it’s in the past, let it pass. Gilda needs you,” he gets up and opens the door, “I hope you can see that.”

“I know… but I can’t.”

You hear his sigh through his nose, the foggy air fading away as it passes you, “You going to come in?”

“Not now,” you shake your head, “I think I’ll stay out for a little while more if that’s alright.”

You don’t hear him move but you can still feel his presence, “The train leaves in two hours. I’ll leave a list of things I need done while we’re gone.”

The door closes, allowing you to sink your head in your hands before looking back up. “Celestia… what am I supposed to do?”

~~~

You raise your hand, pausing before you reach the door, not entirely sure if you want to go through with this. It’s been so long since you last saw her, maybe… it’d be best… Your heart skips a beat when the door opens, her alluring voice pulling you inside, “You can come in, Anonymous.”

There’s no turning back now is there? You step inside, the door closing just behind you, “You look nice.” She sits to the left on a crimson rug, a book hovering in front of her as she speaks.

“How’d you know I was outside?”

“Please Anon, take a seat,” a cushioned seat shifts invitingly, scooting back when you sit down, “To answer your question, well, you breathe a bit too loud.” Your cheeks flush in embarrassment when she finally looks at you, her hair flowing behind her, “To what do I owe this pleasure?”

“Please,” you bow your head, “The pleasure is all mine, Princess.”

“What have I said about those formalities? Surely you haven’t forgotten…”

“Trust me, Princess,” you laugh to yourself, “There’s no way I could forget, but that was then. I’m not your right-hand anymore. That goes to the new Princess.”

“New princess? Who could you be referring to?” she giggles this time, returning to her book, “So I see you’ve learned Twilight’s little secret. I warned her not to tell you.” Because you’d be jealous… Celestia nods, reading your mind, “And no, I didn’t have to read your mind to know what you were thinking.”

“Very funny…” you remark, nostalgic glee filling you, “Should I kneel as well? Make this a scene from the past?”

“That will not be necessary, but please,” she glances back, “Why do you sit before me?”

“Well it’s more next to you, if I was before you then-” you pause at her gaze and smile, “Can’t I just want to see you again?”

“If only that was the case,” she shuts her book, setting it upon the mantle before laying down on her couch, “How can I help you, Anon? Are you looking for work?”

“No!” you accidently shout, reacting more based off instinct than logic, “I mean, that won’t be necessary.”

She gently nods, only here to help you, “What troubles you then?”

“I… I need your help, advice, or whatever. I need your opinion.”

“My help? From what I’m told you handle yourself quite well,” she pauses at this, “At least, apart from today.” She’s heard huh? Word travels fast in Canterlot it seems, nothing new. “I like to keep tabs on you. You’ve been quiet for a long while it seems.” Why does everyone keep saying that? There’s nothing wrong with living a quiet life.

“It’s about my friends,” you put the conversation back on course, “I don’t know what to do.” You tell her about Gilda’s letter and the conversation that followed back in Iron Will’s club. It was a real buzzkill. “She wants me to go, Iron Will wants me to go. I don’t know what I’m going to do, Celestia. Why can’t this just be easy?”

Celestia’s always had a presence about her, an aura, that always made you feel safe and welcomed. She could help you without speaking a word, though this time it’s her words that you need right now. “Your problem,” she starts, “Isn’t that you don’t know what to do. It’s that you’re not asking the right question. What do ‘you’ want to do?”

“Me?” you never really thought about that, but… “I just want everyone to be happy. If I go with Gilda, I’ll be betraying Twilight, and if I stay with Twilight-”

“This is not about Twilight,” she interrupts you, “If you stay here, you won’t be turning your back on your friends. They will respect your choice, they always will. Twilight is understanding and Gilda… She will forgive you soon enough. The only pony you are betraying is yourself.” First Discord and now her? Does this ever end? “You owe it to yourself to face your fears and return to Aviaris, pay tribute to the fallen King.”

Can’t she- Of course she knows, she always does. “I can’t face Rinn again. If he’s there- I don’t know what I can do on my own.”

“You won’t be alone, dear Anon,” she explains with a calming smile, “Your friends will always be there for you.” Friendship, it is magical isn’t it?

“Thank you, Celestia. You’re always there, aren’t you?”

You meet her halfway and hold her, “A friend always is. Now go, I shall tell Twilight that you had important business to attend.”

“I owe you one, princess.”

“One of many.”

~~~

“Last call! All aboard!” the conductor shouts out his window, the train’s horn roaring out one last time. Gilda looks around the station, Iron Will at her side, the yard empty save for them, “Are you two coming or not?”

“Give us a minute, and don’t test my limit!”

“Celestia fine, jeez,” the conductor backs into his compartment, “Five minutes.”

Fumes shoot out of his nostrils as he turns back to Gilda whose foot is nervously tapping at light speed, “Gill…”

“He’ll be here,” she tries to convince herself as she chews on her talons, “The dweeb would never leave me hanging, right? Right.

He leans down and wraps his arms around her, “You’re cold.”

“It’s- warm inside… isn’t it?”

“Anon said they have heaters,” he forces a grin, leading her back to the train, “C’mon, we have to get going.” The minotaur waves his hand in a circle, signaling the conductor to go.

“WAIT!” you shout turning the corner, flagging down the train as it exits the station, “I’m here!”

“You have got to be-” the conductor pops out, head fuming with rage, “Hurry your flank up, we have a schedule to keep!” You hop onboard the train, bag draped over your shoulder, nodding thanks to him as you pass.

When you enter the passenger’s cabin, you spot the two of them fast asleep next to the window, Gilda’s head resting on his chest. Silently, making sure you don’t wake them, you stow your bag, taking the seat in front of them. The ruffling of feathers turns your head, Gilda’s eye creaked open, “Hey…” She’s so tired you can barely hear her.

“Hey, right back.”

“Took your…” she yawns, snuggling deeper into Iron’s furry chest, “sweet bucking time… dweeb…” She falls asleep right there, the conductor looking back, “You all done now? Can we go?”

“Yes, sir,” you lean on the window, a long trip ahead of you. Aviaris, here we come.

Chapter 2: Rising Storm

Your hand idly rubs the length of your arms as the harsh shriek of the train jolts you awake. Eyes nearly popping open, you lean upwards and rub your eyes only to find the view outside obstructed by a thick layer of ice. Well, except for where your head was, that's just a thin layer of ice. Still, it's grants you no better view.

With chattering teeth you turn around, Iron Will stretching his arms while Gilda stays snug to his chest, both covered in a complementary wool blanket. In hindsight, maybe you should've grabbed one for yourself. You'd be half-tempted to join her, but you've got a marefriend who might ask some questions if you snuggled into another man, even if it's for warmth.

Instead you shove your hands under your armpits and stand in hopes of shaking off some of this cold, each exhale bringing a reminder of just how hellish this place is. Well, not exactly hell, but then again, you did come back. If anything could make hell freeze over... "Gill," Iron prods her, not in the way it sounds by the way, "Time to wake up. Gill."

The griffin flares her wings as she rolls over, eyes finally cracking open as she stretches her talons, "Mmmm, buck... It's chilly in here."

You know, and that doesn't fit the bill for you. All passenger cabins are required by law to have a heater in each compartment. You guess one too many people complained about turning into icicles... or popsicles, either one really. Looking around the empty passenger car you reckon they were smarter than to come east at this time of year.

"Couldn't tell," the minotaur smiles down at her before looking to you, "Heaters, huh?"

"Two in every car," you surprisingly manage to chatter out without guillotining your tongue. "I'll check with the conductor." Leaving the two of them alone you head up to the lead car to poke in on the conductor. A wave of heat melts the frost from your bones as the door opens, the lucky sod having a nice coal fire to warm up to. “Hey, w-what’s up with the A/C back there? I don’t think we’re headed to the Fil-Fillypines any time soon.”

The pony rubs his hooves together, even the roaring flames don’t seem to do the trick with this weather cutting right through, “Generator fried… Backups turned to ice cubes.” He turns his attention back to the fire as you step in and peer out the window and into the blizzard outside. “Bucking thing weather, never seen it this bad before.” This looks bad, worse than the storm up on Candid Mountain, and you damn near lost an arm and a leg from that one. Then again, you were stupid enough to go up without any gear.

You can barely see ten feet in front of you, though when you look out the right side, your heart freezes, and it’s not due to the weather. There it is, Aviaris, torches line the rim of its expansive walls, hundreds more dotted in and around the cities interior as it climbs the mountainside. “You better get a move on,” the conductor speaks up again, “Can’t keep this thing in one place too long or I might be making an extended stop.” Damn, and you were hoping for another minute with the fire… and away from the city. “I uh- I’m not usually supposed to do this, but you three take those blankets with you. Looks like you’ll need ‘em.”

“Isn’t exactly- regulation, is it?”

He shrugs with a smile, tightening the one around himself at the same time, “If you don’t want them…”

“Alright alright, just don’t- blame us if there’s more than three missing.” He simply nods as you head back into nice, cold, chilly, desolate- Fuck you miss that fire already.

Iron looks back up to you as you enter, “No luck, huh?” You’re fairly certain you don’t need an answer, so instead you open up the cabinet and star hording some of those blankets.

“Five minutes to departure! Five minutes!”

“We have to get going. Here,” you toss him a hefty bulk, he is bigger than you after all, “Don’t let it be said the head honcho isn’t without charity.”

Wrapping yourself up, Iron does the same for Gilda who seems to have woken up a bit more since you left. “What’d you have to do? Give him a ‘hand’?” You just shake your head and add another tick to the Gilda’s IOU. One day you’re going to have to cash it in.

Iron leads her over to the door, hefting their luggage over his shoulder without a scrap of cloth on him. He sees the worry in your eyes and smiles back, “When the weather is rough, it’s time to get tough.”

“He’ll be fine, Anon. I’ll keep his important parts warm.”

“Gross.” She snickers as you pull on the door, muscles clenching as you pull with all your might but to no avail, which makes her laugh even harder. “You think it’s funny? You give it a try hot shot.”

"With pleasure,” she locks her talons around the handle and gives it a pull… then another… then another. “The flying f-”

“Gil, allow me.” The minotaur shoos her talons away as he grips it with one hand and with a single heave throws the door open, shards of ice falling into the snow below. “Easy enough.”

”I loosened it up for you,” Gilda shoots back at him with playful scorn to which the minotaur shrugs off.

“Ladies first,” he says, motioning her outside into the storm.

She in turn turns back around and takes a step back, “Ladies first, Anon.” That’s two more for Gilda. You wonder if she’ll pay cash or credit.

“I hate both of you.” Lining up with the door you take one last breath of breathable air before thrusting yourself back out into Hoth. Now just to the find the shield generator… Snow encasing your legs from the knee down and you deeply regret not changing out of your suit into more acceptable clothing… In fact, you regret not packing at all. Didn’t have much time to be quite honest. Maybe-

The crunch of snow sounds from behind you, Gilda and Iron Will right there with you as they’ve always been. You hold in a chuckle as Iron Will’s hand moves for one of the blankets only for Gilda to smack it away. ’When the weather is rough.’ Pfft, good luck with that one. They keep close as you make your way towards the city with only a torch’s dwindling glow as your guide.

You form a small hood with your blanket as the roar of the train sounds to your rear. If you were quick, and knew just where to jump you could still- Dammit Anon, get a hold of yourself. You’re here for Gilda… and for the King. The true King.

The guards stand ready at the gates, a good four of them lumped together in pairs. Unlike the dual layered steel of their royal counterparts, these stick to their traditional leather and iron cuirass and pauldrons, though with added fur lining for the current weather. Their talons tighten upon their matching halberds as you approach, these griffons trained since their early years to utilize such a tool, “Halt!”

You do as he says, your friends joining to your right. You take a look at the gate standing above you. It feels like a lifetime ago when you last passed through these gates. The guard looks to the three of you before focusing his eyes on Gilda, “You have come for our king’s passing?” She nods without a word, a smart move if they ask you. “And your… companions?”

"Yes, yes,” she calls over the roaring blizzard, her irritation evident, “Can we come in now? It’s colder than a Windigo’s teat out here.” Just as she says that a fresh wave sends your nuts crawling back between your legs, rather uncomfortably you might add. Despite the harshness of the weather you manage a chuckle, though the guard does not appear so amused. With that same steeled glare he nods to his fellows to open the gate. About damn time too, you’re not sure how much longer you can stand out here.

As the gate cracks open and you move forward his talon raises. “You,” he once again focuses his attention on Gilda, “Not them.” Say what now?

“Bullshit.”

”Mind your tongue, foreigner,” the guard spits back at you before motioning Gilda forward.

“No, this is bullshit. Come on, Iron?”

A steamy puff shoots from his nose as he keeps Gilda snug to his side, “What the little guy said.”

You’re not that little… “This is a time of mourning for our people. The Vice General Rivot’s orders were clear… and we will not violate our commander’s orders.” Gilda’s scowl could level this city, but strangely she turns herself to Iron Will and the luggage on his shoulder.

“We’re getting in this city, one way or another,” you try to puff up your chest, only to deflate with the other three guards return, weapons still ready, “Preferably peacefully.”

"We’ll take option b,” the guard stands on his rear legs, matching his height with you. “I need to get my blood going.”

Iron Will grunts and scrapes his hoof through the layer of snow. “When somepony tries to block…”

”Here!” Gilda shouts out, pulling her talons from the luggage and stomping towards the guard before throwing an envelope in their face. “Right here, it says me and any bucking pony or minotaur or monkey I want.”

“Hey!”

“Let me see that,” the guard steals the paper from her and turns back to the torch, squinting through the blaring winds.

"HEY!” That’s what you said. “Give that back!”

Before either she or Iron Will can send you three to the dungeon with Griffin-Pablo the guard’s posture drops, “Gilda. This is your name?” She begrudgingly nods, the guard in turn signaling the other three to lower their weapons. “Will any others be joining you?”

You cock a brow at his line of questioning, as does Gilda… and Iron Will… and the other three guards. “Just them… What’s the big deal?”

”A simple misunderstanding ma’am. Keep safe.” He replies, handing the invitation back to her with an all too unnerving smile. You all share a collective glance before inching forward, step by step to the gate, every alarm in your mind blaring off at full blast. Run off, they keep telling you, something’s wrong, something’s not right. The last time you had this feeling you came back to the castle bloody and bruised. They both slip through the crack in the gate and you follow suit, a talon resting on your shoulder almost making your skeleton jump straight through your skin.

The guard turns you around and you swear you’ll be meeting the King personally when he leans in. “An old acquaintance sends his regards...” Here I come, Stormguard. “…and he requests you not to leave the city, you or the griffin. Stay safe, Anon.” He pats the snow off your shoulder as you consider soiling your pants before he nudges you inside, “We’ll be watching.”

The gate is pulled shut behind you, only the blizzard’s drizzle of snow easing down upon you, and yet your skin lays cold and blood become of ice. The weather quickly dries out your eyes, but you can’t seem to blink. Well, maybe later. If you live that long, that is. “Will you hurry up, Slim?” You look up to Gilda as she throws off the blanket and stretches her wings, toppling the caked on layers of snow and ice. “Mom’s waiting.”

“Y-yeah, okay.” Stay in the city. Sure, lots of snow piled up to keep your body nice and frozen. It makes for easy disposal. Shaking yourself out of this train of thought you shuffle quickly after her and up the steps to the eastern side, detouring back down to the… less than clean part of the city. You make note of how empty the city is for the time of day which only adds to the ever-growing tension that almost seems to float on the air. You pass by each stone hovel with door locked and window shut. You could chalk it up to the weather, but by god if this doesn’t rub you the wrong way. “Hey Gilda, can I see that invitation?” What did it say? There had to be something there he saw.

She gives you that raised brow questioning look, but hands it off regardless, “Trying to find what douchey was looking for?”

“Something like that…” you run your fingers along the alabaster note, a simple rectangle, well-proportioned and firm. You keep Iron Will in view so you don’t wander astray as you inspect the parchment. You rub it between your fingers and give it a sniff, just normal ink. You’re waving it back and forth as you try to think, a nervous tick would be more accurate but you digress… What was he looking for? What did that guard see?

”HEY! Be careful with that, it’s the only one I’ve got.” Gilda shouts back at you making you jump a little, just tad. Then again… Be careful with that. It’s the only one- You wag the invite to and fro again, watching how firm and steady it is. This is quality parchment which Gilda’s mom would- No no no, it’s a funeral invitation for the king, of course the paper is of quality… Then why was Gilda’s mom given an invite? Random chance or something else? Rinn knew about you and Gilda being friends, by Celestia, just thinking his name turns your heart to glass. He wanted you out here, if not him, then someone who knew you, Rivot maybe? He didn’t think you paid your dues?

’Hereby invited to attend… blahdy blah’, usual fluff. Even down at the bottom below the chunk of jargon is a handwritten note by her mother. You can forge the writing, but not the words. By the power of Greysku- Two resounding thuds stirs you back, Gilda knocking on a familiar door as you catch up. You decide it best to muster fictional power-ups at a later time as the door finally cracks open revealing the smiling hostess herself.

”My girl’s finally come home,” the griffon tears up, pulling open the door and weakly grabbing hold of her daughter, a sigh that brings back some much needed moisture to your eyes. But then a brush of fresh wind just smacks the mood away in one swift stroke like the asshole it is. Oh well, you think as Gilda’s mother ushers the three of you inside, at least you get to feel your limbs again.

Ooooh, so this is what warmth feels like. You’d almost forgotten with that twenty minute trip outside. You’re just going to snuggle up next to the fire here and… there we are. As much as you’d like to the same way as the dinosaurs, you’ll stay right here… Wait, that’s wrong Mr. Freeze. You breathe in your cupped hands before putting them near the fireplace, a kettle already heating above the flames. There isn’t much here, but you expect as much. Griselda, Gilda’s mother, is not as well off as others in this city, and even they are merely on par by the lowest of Equestria’s standards. Even the size speaks volumes, the confining space likely leaving Iron Will with a stiff neck after we leave.

Turning back, you find the minotaur shaking hand with Griselda, likely a life-long reunion given the history between their families. It’s still hard for you to believe that Gilda was once like you, at least, like you were, like Sun Tapper is now. Iron Will was hired to help her out, but after everything was done he didn’t want the money. He’d seen her mother, how the disease affected her, how little they had. You can’t help but smile thinking about the two of them, the griffon and the minotaur, once rivals an age past, but now brought together. He’ll keep her safe. He’s a good man- Err, half-man.

You should let them have their moment, so instead you turn back to the fire, and the letter placed in your pocket. Slipping it back out you rest it upon your lap, its secrets still unknown to you, that is, if there even is one. Could this all just be a mistake? Did the guard simply not believe you? Maybe- Probably. By god this is just too much for you right now. A day ago you were just mopping floors like a good worker, and now… Twilight’s a princess, you’ve followed Gilda to Aviaris, you’re wrapped up in a mystery and it’s still cold as a Windigo’s flank.

A figure moves to your side, Griselda it turns out to be, and opens the top of the kettle to give it a stir. “It’s nice to see you again, Anon.”

“You as well, ma’am.” Looking down at the letter you try to find the best way to ask her a question regarding the note. “Griselda-“

”Here,” she interrupts holding out a wooden spoon, little bits of potato and minced beef coating its surface, “How’s it taste?” The growl of your stomach doesn’t give you much choice in the matter as you nearly dive in for a bite.

“Hmm,” you hum, “It’s good. Maybe needs a little salt but…”

“Oh well we’re out of luck there, dear. With this storm we’ve had to volunteer our stores to the city.”

“And by volunteer?”

She smiles and weakly pats your shoulder, “It’s for the greater good, dear. I think you’d agree that a few bland meals are worth keeping our city snow-free.” Maybe, but they shouldn’t need to go to such lengths. The government should already have a sufficient supply so they don’t have to take what they need from their citizens. Equestria knew that.

“Griselda?” You stop her before she moves away, eyes turning back to the note, “There’s something about this invitation I don’t understand. Actually, make that a lot of things I don’t get. When you got this, was there anything, I don’t know, strange about it?”

"Strange? No, but I do consider myself lucky. Not many are allowed to attend- to attend the King’s departure.” The griffon wipes the growing tears from her eyes but forces a weak smile, “I am glad you came back with her.” You’re not so sure this will turn out as well for you but… Hang on a second.

“You said you considered yourself lucky, but the invitation is addressed to Gilda herself, not you. Why would-”

"Oh dear, you think too much of these things. I am lucky to join her today; every griffon should have the privilege of paying their respects.” Of course. Of course. You’re fishing for answers here but only pull up junk.

“Gosh, I’m sorry,” you shake your head in embarrassment, “I’m used to picking apart at every last word. Old habits die hard I guess.”

“Some habits are best not forgotten. Now don’t be shy, that fire has enough heat to go around.”

“Don’t tell him know that, ma,” Gilda sounds off, dragging her mother away from you. “More for the rest of us.” Does that deserve another point? Nah, she owes you enough already. You tap the invitation against your hand a couple more times before giving it one last lazed glance.

…

What is that?

~~~

"Iron Will? He’s outside, the big turd. Hit him for me, will ya?” Ehh, you’re not entirely sure that’ll work out in your favor but saying no won’t exactly put you in Gilda’s good graces. Allowing your blanket to loosen up around you, you slip back outside swiftly, letting only a quick draft make it into the stone hovel.

Iron Will’s standing off to your right with his arms crossed, calm puffs of steam rhythmically pulsing from his nostrils. “It’s warmer inside.” You slide on beside him and softly tap his arm, making good on your word. “Safer too I’d imagine.”

“It was just a little tap,” you try and lighten the mood a little. “Besides, you can take it.” He doesn’t look at you, keeping himself strangely stern and rigid instead which isn’t like the Iron Will you know. Maybe he’s a little rigid, but that’s just a minotaur thing. If he’s acting like this that means he’s cooking something up in that noggin of his and it can’t be good. “Bit for your thoughts?”

“Double it, and I’ll think about it,” his eyes travelling up the distant walls as he talks, that lifeless tone not exactly resting easy on your mind.

“Jeez, Iron,” you chuckle nervously, “The cold doesn’t sit well with you, does it? I feel sorry for your patrons come winter.” Nothing? Fine, if he wants to play it like that… “So, you feel something’s off too?”

At long fucking last he turns back, the first time he’s looked at you since you came outside. “I’ve had a bad feeling this whole trip. Let’s just say it hasn’t gotten better.”

“I know what you mean, it’s gotten a lot worse.”

“You find something out?” He asks idly as he resumes his scanning of the Aviaris walls, only returning as you hold out the invite to him. “I’ll take that as a yes.” You give him a minute to look it over as you kick some half-melted snow from your shoes only to rest them back in the puddle that made them that way. This place is just as devoid of life as you left it. How long has it been? It has to be close to a year now, doesn’t it? All this time, that bastard’s had time to have Gryphonnia ‘return to its glory days.’ Bah! You stood in his office and felt safe and secure. Here was a griffon who knew, who understood what Aviaris was missing. If only you could have known. “I don’t see anything.”

“Look harder then.”

“No games, no pain,” he lets out a fresh puff as he says that, your breath nearly catching in your throat.

“That one didn’t rhyme.” No laugh? Fine. You take back the invite and hold it up to the sky, the light of the sun still granting the needled illumination. “Do you see it now?” You point your finger to the bottom right, a little place nice and out of the way, the truth hidden behind a façade, the same you’d fallen for once.

”Some sort of letter? A ‘B’? Are there others that form some sort of code?”

“It’s actually an ‘R’ and no, nothing so devious. It was small enough not to be noticed, but obvious enough for the right person to know where to look.”

"How’d you find it?”

“The fireplace. I was about ready to give it up when I held it in front of me. That watermark isn’t as sensitive to light as most others, that’s why we never saw it before, and it’s why you guessed wrong.”

He holds it up to the light again, this time nodding as he sees the rest of the letter. “This is why the guards let us in? They knew about the letter?”

“They didn’t know right away, but they knew where to look for it.”

“So they wanted us to be here… Why? Who would want us in Aviaris?”

“That brings us back to the ‘R’ then, doesn’t it? There’s only a few griffons I know who use that initial. Reuben is dead and Rivot doesn’t have the brain cells to pull this off. I don’t think you or Gilda are the targets, Iron Will. Rinn wants me. Ha… Never thought I’d die young.”

You kick your foot back and forth, a furry hand resting on your shoulder. “Nothing’s going to happen to you, I’ll make sure of it.” You laugh again and bite your lips. This is really happening isn’t it? You thought he would finally leave you alone and let you live in peace…

“You’re a good guy, Iron,” grabbing onto his hand atop your shoulder and squeezing, “I’m sorry I drug you two into this mess. Politics huh? Should’ve known better than to make friends.”

"Listen here,” he grabs you by both shoulders, nearly giving you a heart attack, “We’re in this together, all of us. Now I don’t know what’s going through that head of yours, but I’m not ready to meet the big minotaur in the sky and neither is Gilda. You aren’t going to die in this city, I’ll give up drinking before that happens.” Guess you aren’t going to die in that case. “We’re your friends and we’ll stand by each other no matter what happens because that’s what friends do. Rinn? Buck him, never liked him anyways. He’s not taking away one of mine, you got it? We’ll get out of this city, all of us. You listening to me?”

“Yeah…”

“Tell me you’re going to make it.” He can’t be serious. “I’m not letting you out of my sight until you say it.”

“Sigh… I’m going to make it.”

"Damn straight you are.” He finally lets you go and resumes his previous position. “I think I know how to get us out of here, but it may be difficult on Griselda. I’ve been watching the patrols and there’s a small time gap we might slip through over the walls.” Running away again, doesn’t that sound like you? “We just have one problem. Do you see those griffons out there, the two shoveling snow?” Your head turns up to the rooftops a ways off and indeed there are two griffons shoveling snow. “They’ve been at it for a while now and haven’t lost line of sight since we arrived. Maybe its just my imagination, but if they got two griffons shoveling snow, there ought to be more in a city this size. What do you make of that?”

If he wanted your political analysis you could write a damn book or at least half of one, but domestic affairs? There isn’t much reading to be had on that front, but you know what these two are doing. The guard told you as much. “They’re watching us, I know. We’ve had eyes on us ever since we passed through those gates.” You turn to see the minotaur staring blankly at you and all you can think to do is smile. “The guard told me not to leave the city. He knew my name, Iron. He knew my fucking name…”

“Hey! You said you’re going to make it and I’ll hold you to it. We’re leaving, go inside and tell Gilda. I’ll keep an eye on these two out here.” Iron’s right, you should leave while you have the chance, just take off and don’t look back. Heh, you always seem to make a habit of doing the opposite.

“You three can leave,” you shake your head and stay put, “but I can’t. I’ve got a funeral to attend.”

Once more he jerks you by the shoulders, a fire burning in his eyes, “Don’t you understand? These griffons aren’t the ones to invite you in for a drink and if they really were sent by Rinn-”

“I’m staying!” you grunt and throw his hand off of you, turning to the two onlookers to find them parting their own gaze. Why can’t things ever be easy? “I need to pay my respects, Iron. I need to ask him to forgive me.” You can see he doesn’t understand and that’s alright. It’s not like you said anything about it and no one’s ever asked. “Rinn isn’t the only reason I didn’t want to come back here. Celestia gave me a job, you see. She needed me to find a cure. Stormguard was sick with a muscular degeneration disease. He wasn’t contagious at this point, it only seemed to be so in its early cycle, but… You know it well enough, a certain griffon inside has it. The King did too.” Again you chuckle, and for the life of you you can’t find the reason why. It makes you sick to your stomach. “I found that damn cure. I had it in my own damn hands, but Rinn took it from me.”

You clench your hand into a trembling fist, holding it to your mouth as you admit to your own sins. “The King is dead because of me. He’s dead because Celestia trusted me. He’s dead because- It doesn’t matter what part of me killed him. It might’ve been trust, ignorance, strength, whatever. All I know is I could have saved him and I didn’t. This is my chance to make amends, and I’ll be damned if I let that opportunity pass me by. You three find a way out of here, make sure they’re safe. If I don’t come back… Tell Twilight I’m sorry.”

That furred hand once again rests on your shoulder, “You’ll have to tell her that yourself.”

“I already said I’m not leaving.”

“So you weren’t listening to me after all? We’re your friends, Anon. We’ll stay by your side until that stops being so, you got me?”

“I’ll tell you, if minotaurs were as smart as they were loyal-” You shut up real nice when he gives a stern but light-hearted growl, “Point taken.”

”Head on inside, I’ll keep watch.”

“I think I’ll stay out here for a bit, keep you company and all,” you smile back at him, patting his furry backside.

”If anything goes wrong… keep them safe.”

“We’re going to make it, big guy. All of us.” They stuck with you when you hit rock bottom, they’ll stick with you through thick and thin. Maybe you owe them a lot more than they owe you.

~~~

A couple hours go by before the telltale creaking of the front door has you and Iron on your feet. Gilda holds the door open as her mother makes her way outside, an old robe draped along her back, tattered and worn you can’t help but frown at the sight. Fuck it. You need to get some thick skin anyways, you convince yourself to throw off your blanket and cover the old griffon fully. “Thank you, dear. Aren’t you the sweet one? Gilda, you take care of this one, he’s a keeper.”

”Mom,” her daughter groans in response, that eye roll standard in this case. Iron Will wraps a burly arm around Gilda as she locks the door, the two holding their heads against the other before moving off up the steps.

You decide to stay by Griselda in the meantime, to which she is grateful for. It kind of surprises you honestly. Griffons are a proud people, even so to a fault. Charity is taken as an insult to their person as it implies they cannot care for themselves. But Griselda? She’s nothing like that. She’s always thankful for her blessings and doesn’t bat an eye at her misfortune, at least as far as you’ve seen. It makes you wonder how Gilda turned out to be so far off from her. That’s how she presents herself at least, you know better.

You match pace with the elder griffon, offering her your hand as you ascend the long stairway to the mountain’s peak. There’s that damn smile again and you can’t help but get red in the face. She deserves a better life than this. “Excuse me, Griselda, but can I ask you something?”

“Why of course you can.” Easy enough you suppose.

“Why are you always so happy? I don’t mean anything bad by it of course.”

”Happy?” she replies with that same motherly tune. “Is there a reason I shouldn’t be?” You take a look back to her hovel, browned and molded through the ages, and then to the two griffons who finally made their way to the entrance. You’ll make it through this.

“Not many ponies would be as cheerful in your talons and even fewer griffons.”

“Oh hogwash,” she throws a lazy talon against your arm, “They wouldn’t know what true joy is if they landed in it face first. You see, Anon dear, those griffons don’t know what truly matters. They spend too much time thinking of the bits in their pocket or the hours of each day. They, confuse what they want with what they need, and are even more so to what they hold dear. They are poor poor griffons, I pity them.”

“So what do you hold dear, if you don’t mind me asking?”

Her smile only grows wider as you continue to ascend the steps, her weight pressing up against you as her legs begin to tire, a physical woe that never seems to bring her down. “For a while? A piece of bread, warmth stolen by the night. A sip of water brought in by the evening rain. Ever since my hatchling left the nest… I had hoped she might leave for good, to find a better life, but you see, dear, I didn’t know what I wanted. When the sun had fallen and a familiar stranger slipped through my door with a fresh loaf beneath her wing, it wasn’t the bread that brought tears to my eyes. My hatchling, my little girl, had come home. What do I hold dear? Gilda. I want her to be happy. I’m sure her father would feel the same.”

You hold the question in your throat and bite your tongue. There are some things you do ask, and some things you don’t. Instead you turn back to the path ahead and immediately regret it as you’re not even half way there. Maybe if you look back? Nope, no that isn’t good at all. If there’s a silver lining to this stairway to hell it’s that you actually seem to be getting warmer the further you go. Then again, it is going to hell so…

“What’s on your mind, dear?” Oh me? Nothing. Just trying not to ask a very personal and, at least to a griffon, inappropriate question. “Don’t be afraid of a little old griffon like me.” You aren’t, but the two shoveling snow back there do. A sparkle shines from her eye as she works out what you were going to ask. “You wanted to know more about her father?” she whispers, thank god, “I’d be careful asking that question. Gilda can be… tempered.”

“That’s Gilda for you,” you joke lightly with a nod. “It’s just that- Gilda never talked about him. I know that males leave their children with their mother, but they usually come back, don’t they?” What are you saying, Anon? Shut up and let it go. It’s a stupid question. “Forgive me, it’s an inappropriate question. I shouldn’t have asked.”

“It’s quite alright.” Yeah, right. “Truly, my dear. I loved her father, and to remember the days we had spent together only makes these passing days brighter knowing that he will always be with me. He was a truly handsome griffon, much as I’m sure you would be if you were lucky enough.” You blush and let her continue. “I can remember the black of his feathers, darker than the night and yet they could almost shine an ocean’s blue under the right light. You could tell by looking at him that he was a warrior, the way his shoulders stood firm… but, oh there was that but, his chest never stood quite as high. Yes, he was a shy one, just like his daughter, though you best not remind the girl of that.”

“She’s nearly knocked me out for less,” you both manage a breathed laugh as you continue to ascend, more and more of Griselda’s weight passing to your own, “Please.”

“Oh he was a smart one too, came from a proper nest up in these parts, given a proper education. He never let it get to him though, he didn’t like how others looked at those that flaunted their position. Every griffon in Aviaris wanted to be on his shoulder, but my future partner? No, that wouldn’t do at all. We were alike the two of us. We were young and even for all the smarts between us we didn’t have a clue about the world.”

“To be fair, no one in this world does.”

Griselda merely smiles at the statement, “I think he would agree with you, Anon. To- to my dismay, our days were not meant to last. You have seen Gilda’s mark, that of our class. Her father, his was that of a higher breed of griffon, so they say. He had to make a choice between me or his family and their honor.” When you look back at Griselda you find that everlasting smile left vacant and hollow. “Family. Not many knew this about him, but he would cry at times like these. He did so the night before he left, damn near drowned me he did.”

You can tell she was trying to say it jokingly but she herself seems to be adversely affected by the memory, heavy moisture building in her eyes. “He left the next day and that was the last time I ever saw him. You see, Anon, when the one you love makes a choice the most you can do is support them in it, even if you despise it with all your heart.” Griselda wipes a tear from her eye and then her smile returns, the true smile that infects your own, “At least he gave me a final gift. My little hatchling. Her father left to protect his family, and I will do the same for our daughter.” Her talons are digging into you now, even if they don’t hurt you know it’s the most she can muster in her condition, and that means something. Her head moves to your side as she lets herself silently weep upon you, and all you can do is wrap an arm around her and wait.

Eventually she stops, thankfully, you’re sure your blanket wouldn’t work as well as an icicle. “Oh, I’m sorry dear, I shouldn’t be letting myself go on you on account of him. I don’t regret the times we spent together, no matter how much I cry I know he did his own fair share.”

“Have you ever thought about talking to him, letting him know about his daughter?”

With a single question her face turns pale, even the yellow of her beak seems to fade, “Her father is dead. I’m sure he kept tabs on her but… There won’t be a family reunion in this life, Anon.”

“If it’s alright, how did he pass away?”

She raises a foreleg, your every instinct to turn away as she exposes the sagging flesh of her leg, how her bones have thinned and feathers lost their sheen. “It was just on the onset when we met. Neither of us knew we had it. What I did know is that the fates were on our side as our hatchling was spared.”

“I’m sorry for your loss.” You bow your head, knowing all too well how it feels to lose someone you care about. “I never knew my mother and never really had a chance to know my father. Child Protective Services didn’t give me much of a chance.”

With a raise of her brow you understand she doesn’t have a clue what you’re talking about, it being Earth stuff and all.

“Government took me away from my father when I was young. According to them I wasn’t being raised in a ‘suitable environment.’ Saltwater fish in a freshwater pond.”

Nothing still? Eh, it’s alright. She’s not required to know the intricacies of your life’s baggage. Then again, when her talons loosen up and are replaced with a light pat, you think the message got through. “You turned out alright.”

Back up the steps you both take a long look at Gilda and the minotaur by her side and share a sense of relief… until you see how many steps are left. “They need an escalator.”

”Excuse me, dear?”

Oh nothing. Just another Earth thing that was never meant to be. By the time you get to the top you don’t just have a griffon on your arm, she’s damn near on your back, and by near, you reckon if she was any closer she’d be a conjoined twin. Thank god you listened to Iron Will about getting some cardio every now and then; else you’d be spewing your guts on the royal courtyard right about… now.

Griselda dismantles her hold on you and it hurts to see her legs tremble as she resituates herself, then again, your own limbs can’t handle much more. Guess you missed leg day. A pair of guards led by a luxurious looking griffon whom you don’t recognize comes to meet your party, a hardened scowl upon his face, “What is the meaning of this intrusion? The High Roost has been closed from the ‘masses’ until further notice. Return to your homes. I would hate for the guard to escort you.”

You can’t help but feel sick at how he says that with such disgust, his own people and they’re nothing more than rabble to him. “I’m sure they’re welcome any other time,” you mock knowingly under your breath.

“We’re here for the funeral,” Gilda speaks up motioning you over so you can hand him the invite, “If that isn’t too much to ask. We’d hate to impose.”

You and her share a smile and hidden fist-talon bump as he looks it over, “I see. Everything- appears to be in order,” the annoyance in his tone only makes his tears sweeter. “Guard! See them to Avia’s Peak. I assume you will mind yourselves,” his eyes noting both Iron Will and yourself, “This is Gryphonnia, keep your own customs subdued.”

“We’re guests and you think you can-” Gilda starts to raise her voice before you step in.

“We abide by your law, sir. Allow your lips silence and the land peace, I believe a griffon once said that.”

“An educated one,” he smirks with the first ounce of respect you’ll ever see from a griffon of his ‘status.’ “Make certain you don’t cause trouble. The Taurine are not known for their discretion.” This pretentious son of a-

“A just analysis given their past history of civil unrest and the equally dismaying policies that only seem to promote such behavior, but please rest assured, our companion is one of sound mind and body, clearly.”

“Clearly,” he agrees eyeing the minotaur who could no doubt toss the noble griffon around like a set of nunchucks. “Good tidings to you.”

“And you, sir.” With a graceful bow you follow a second set of guards inside, each of you welcoming the warmth as you enter.

“Some habits are best not forgotten,” Griselda repeats her advice from before and you just nod, head turned back as two certain griffons meet the same reception as you. One decides to push past. Tsk tsk, big mistake. All it takes is one swift chop beneath his beak from a guard and he’s tumbling back down the steps, his partner flying down to grab him.

The noble shakes his heads just as a guard closes the entrance behind you. At least that means not everyone here is on Rinn’s payroll. Maybe you’ll last a bit longer than you thought. Leading you down an unfamiliar corridor the guards lead to another doorway inside which is-

“You’ve got to be fucking me,” you whine and rub your aching legs, each step you count just more reason for you to have stayed in Canterlot.

Iron Will looks back with that bullying smile, “You’re not tired, are you? I could give you a lift…” The sound of chuckling comes from your rear, the guards certainly enjoying themselves the jerks. Back home you’d just ignore them and continue on… That actually seems like a good idea.

“Griselda, if you would please,” your extend your arm for the lady, you gentleman you.

”At least buy her dinner first,” Gilda once again chides you, as is her way.

“Please now, Gilda, I’m nothing if not a gentleman.”

“I’m sure I could find a couple things you could be.” You’re sure she could. Oh god, why does there have to be so many stairs? You hate this city.

~~~

You cringe as the door to Avia’s peak swings open, your entire body clenched in preparation for grueling winds and harsh weather. “If I never see another set of stairs it’ll be too soon.” You crack open an eye at Gilda’s mutterings as she steps outside in peace, the only weather that seems to knock her off her feet is the light drizzle of snow and it doesn’t do a very good job.

“Maybe you’d like to join Anon then,” Iron huffs happily. Of course, he’d be the only one of us who enjoys this. “I’ve got room for all three of you. Maybe then I can work on my glutes.”

“I’m sure Gilda will enjoy that- OW!” You jump back in the door as Gilda lays on your arm. “Jeez, it was just a joke Gilly.”

"I said don’t call me that.” She’s getting flustered isn’t she? Oh how the tables have turned.

You’re about to risk another hit when Griselda decides to join you, “Gilly, now what would I have to say about this?”

It’s almost fascinating how she can go from irritating aggressor to ashamed child in a matter of seconds, “Pick on ponies my own size.”

“Hey! I’m taller than you.”

“Then count yourself lucky, Slim.” There’s the Gilda you know and love. “So… is that him?” All four of you turn to the mountain’s peak a few hundred feet away as it juts slightly forward over the city. Crowding the edge are the other attendees, all noble or highborn if their fur cloaks and the draft of pungent cologne is any indication. Each stands away from the center piece, a row of logs stacked accordingly with him, the King, resting atop the timber in dead silence. Silence would be enough.

A bell sounds out from the tower behind you, looks like you made it just in time. Higher up the building you can see a lookout post encased in glass, an orange glow emanating from within. You take a couple more steps out to get a better view inside, and it’s just enough to see the other him, Rinn. He’s just as you remember, trimmed feathers, warm gaze and you can almost feel that comfortable aura you once had in his presence, now replaced with one of dread. If you go down, he’s going down with- “Hurry up, Slim, I’m not waiting on you.”

You’ll get to him later, you sprint back over the others who’ve already made it about halfway there. Another bell, this one different, more tuned or- sharp than the other. Looking back to the King you find a set of guards… heading your way. You look back to the tower and this time, Rinn isn’t looking at the funeral, he’s looking at you. “Guys, I’ll be back in a bit. Don’t wait up.” Iron grabs your shoulder to stop you but he only manages to graze it. “Don’t worry, Big Iron. I’m going to make it.”

Gilda and her mother share a worried glance, but you and Iron understand. He nods as the guards reach you, “Sir, can you please come with us?”

“Why do I have the feeling that’s not a request?”

”Because it isn’t, sir.” You’ve been hit enough times for one day, you’d rather not risk another. “Lead on then.”

Back inside the tower you cringe at yet another set of stairs, thankfully though this one you can see the top of. When you reach the top, your heart stalls for but a second as you stand before Rinn yet again. The last time you saw him was in Canterlot after his failed meeting with Celestia. Back then, you were safe in the company of the royal guard and Equestrian law. The time before that, you were alone with him and a handful of griffons. There wasn’t a law you could cite that would’ve protected you then.

Now, here you are in Aviaris, surrounded by Rinn and his men, now under Gryphonnian law whose rules and regulations are as foreign as the witty comparison that eludes you. ”Acheem,” one of your escorts clears his throat, obviously, “My lord.”

“You may return to your station, my thanks to you.” He’s remarkably calm as he should be. This is a griffon whose every move was to get you here, and now you are. “Please, someone get him a proper cloak to replace whatever cloth that is he’s wearing.” He finally turns to you with a cocky smile, “We stand at Avia’s peak after all, only the priests and griffons of wealth or nobility are welcome. Which are you, old friend?”

“I’m not your friend,” you spit back at him as the harsh wool blanket upon your shoulders is replaced with that of fur-lined silk. You guess he wants you comfortable before they drive the knife in.

“Yes, our paths have not yet marched in unison though I do recall giving you such a chance.” Oh you remember. Right before his thugs left you beaten and bruised in an alley. “A most regrettable decision, one I hope you may forget in time.”

“Fat chance.” The gall of this griffon. Of all the things he’s done to you, he thinks you’ll just forget? “What do you want?”

He cocks a brow and shakes his head, “Now I don’t think I appreciate your tone, friend, though I can understand the hostility.”

“Like I said, I’m not your friend.” If only the phrase ‘spitting daggers’ was literal. You take a look around the room, at least four griffons clad in armor, two more beside him cloaked, likely personal guard or some such. “Though it doesn’t look like I could do anything if you persisted. Must be nice pulling all the strings.”

“Is that anger in your voice?” He steps closer slowly, each one timed in his own methodical way, “Or fear trying to pass as anger?”

“Well, like a surly green midget once said, fear leads to anger.” You clench your teeth, balling your hand into a fist in the process, “So I guess it’s a bit of both.”

He smirks looking down at your fist, “You wish to strike me? Risk your own welfare for a chance at revenge?” His eyes look to the floor in thought before returning to you and standing on his hind legs, arms spread open. “I give you this revenge. One punch, risk free.”

One of the hooded griffons turns slightly, “Lord?” At least you’re not the only one whose confused.

“It’s alright. Anon is allowed one, not two or three, one. Go on, Anon, you’ve earned it.” The guards flinch as you move towards Rinn with an inquisitive gaze, scanning him up and down before finally turning off and moving around him to the glass where he once stood. “You seem to have missed me.”

“No, I didn’t.” You look off to see Iron Will at the back of the group, the only one whose eyes are focused on the tower and not the funeral. “If my friend sees me, I have a feeling he’ll be kicking down the door. You don’t want that.”

"We can handle a sole minotaur,” that same hooded figure looks up to you, his golden eyes locked with yours.

“It’s not about what we can handle,” Rinn agrees with you, hopefully for the last time. “It’s about what we choose to handle. Anon is correct and you would do well to learn something from him.” The griffon huffs defiantly but shuts up regardless. “Guard, shut the curtains.”

“I’ll do it. It’ll look better.” You grab hold and bring the two together, your sole reinforcement blind to whatever condition the enemy might inflict upon you. “Done.”

“Very well,” Rinn turns with that disgusting smile, “Now can we return to bis- NUGH!”

Rinn hits the floor, hard, and every talon grabs hold of their weapon but keeps it sheathed. Your hand trembles as a small dribble of blood leaks down your fingers, the blow catching him on his beak rather than his eye as you had intended. He rubs his beak as you move towards him again, your anger burning as you prepare for another hit. “No, Anon.”

With those two words the robed griffon turns and the next thing you know he has your wrist in his grasp. You try to pull a punch against him, the heat of the moment blinding you of reason, but he dodges with ease and twists your arm behind your back, a single buck to your knee and now you’re on the floor, all his weight centered on your spine. “Lord, are you alright?”

Every time you struggle another ping of pain shoots up your arm and spine. “I’m quite alright, quite alright.” You watch Rinn get to his feet, making his way back over to you, still subdued by this griff- Your thoughts leave you as your eyes peer at your assailants paws, now unveiled in his position, which appear to not be paws at all, but hooves. “I told you, Anon, not two or three. Please, release him. His mind has returned to him, no doubt.”

The- whatever he is, pulls you back to your feet, you both sharing a glance, yours being confused and his one of ferocity. “Perhaps I should introduce you both,” Rinn interrupts and softly pulls you away from him. “This is Anon, an old acquaintance and rival who served the Equestrian monarchs. Perhaps you’ve heard of him?”

“Yeah, I’ve heard of him.” He doesn’t need to sound so dejected by it. At least you’re full human and not whatever he is.

“And Anon- Remove your hood, it’s disrespectful,” he chides the griff-pony, ponygriff? Whatever he’s called, he lowers his hood revealing the vibrant gold of his feathers which almost seem to glow in the torchlight. “This is Valore, my protégé and heir to the Golden Crown house, my house. While not one of my clutch I saw to his upbringing. A griffon without equal, one of the few whose name garners support among the people. I have high hopes for him, almost as I did for you.”

“I wouldn’t think a griffon would care to follow… someone like him.”

“If you disrespect me again-” Valore steps forward angrily only to be stopped by Rinn’s hand, “Apologies, my lord.”

“I think it would be best to pay your respects to the King now. Dismissed.” Valore’s eyes lock onto you once more before he leaves, a deep-seeded hate burning in those eye yet you don’t know why it’s directed towards you in particular. Rinn sighs when his ‘protégé’ finally leaves, casting open the curtains to let in some daylight. “You must forgive the boy, he is a stubborn one but fiercely loyal to his country. Your actions against the Gryphonnian Empire along with his distrust of outsiders puts you in a very dangerous position.”

“It’s hard to believe he would distrust outsiders given his heritage.”

“Ah, I thought you might have noticed. Yes, he is not a pure griffon, but a hippogriff. The only one of his kind to my knowledge, but to your point, would you not hold a measure of distrust for your other half if they had left you before birth? Ponies might not sit well in your mind either, had you been born under such circumstances.” You look back at the griffon as he stands there, opening the curtain so that he might quietly observe the landscape, making note of every detail, and you can’t help but think, why? Why did he bring you here?

“What do you want, Rinn? You brought me here, and if you wanted me dead you’d have done it, so why?”

“I could ask you the same question. Why are you here?” Playing coy are we? Ha, it’s just like Rinn to dodge the subject. “Surely you are not here to mourn the loss of our beloved King. It would be… inappropriate.” You look to your feet, half in shame and half because if you look at Rinn in the next five seconds you’re liable to knock him on his ass again. “Right on the beak, was I? It is a shame, and I say that without deception or mockery, that he had to pass in such a way. His service to Gryphonnia was admirable, for a time.”

What would Rinn expect of a King who could hardly stand, his every movement riddling him in pain, forced to hide in his chambers as he slowly rotted away? “Alas, we must put that behind us. With his death behind us I can go forward as planned, to bring Gryphonnia back to its former glory. You can still help me achieve this dream.”

“This kingdom’s glory was brought by strong leader and a people who supported them, not Senators and shady dealings.” The very idea disgusts you and you make it clear in your tone of voice. “Plus, I’d rather not follow you around as another pawn calling you ‘lord.’ There’s nothing lordly about you.”

“Anon, for all your knowledge you know so little of our people,” he chuckles and turns to you. “Griffons follow only the strong, yes. In the past this has meant warriors and commanders, yes, but if there is one thing they follow even closer still is blood. For all my maneuvering the people would not hear my call, as Stormguard still drew breath. Blood, but now his line is no more. Reuben would be the next in line and his path, much like yours, did not coincide with my own. Rivot, on the other hand,” he points out to the crowd, that backstabbing coward somewhere in the mix, “Is much easier to persuade. As Vice General his armies are now my own, but his lack of experience makes him a poor choice to lead this Empire. I, on the other hand, am the head of the Golden Crown, the most prominent and influential house in Aviaris. The griffons might choose one of the lower houses, the Coppertails, the Lion Hides, perhaps even the Yellow Scythe farmers,” he can’t help but chuckle at the last part. “None carry my influence or name. None can command the army that camps outside this city as we speak.”

Standing up on his hind legs he wraps an arm around you, the act taking all your will not to treat his beak to another pounding. “You see, Anon. I am the lord of Aviaris, and soon, after the storm passes, I will be King.”

“It must be nice being able to sleep sound without your conscience weighing you down,” you reply in disgust, shrugging off his arm in the process. “Not every griffon is so lucky.”

You stand there quietly for a time before Rinn finds the time to speak up again, “Do you see the storm down below? It’s quite magnificent.”

“And I’m sure the army is just loving it.”

“Do you know why those griffons have to suffer in their tents?”

“I’d guess because you didn’t let them in the city.”

"No. It’s because that storm is our beloved King’s doing. The time came when Windigos set our land in an unending winter, but this many millennia ago, just after your Equestria came to be. We were leaderless but not content to die so we readied ourselves for war, to defeat this menace so that we might not starve as our crops were lost by the acre. Stormguard’s house, the strongest at the time, sought a different solution. They braved the most violent storm where the ice spirits flew and cast their winter, but instead of driving a spear through their heart they brought hope for peace. They stood off against the devils as our people died by the thousands, all to prove that we would not yield to them, for we are griffons. The winds subsided and their house returned, Windigos at their back, but what did our ancestors do? They allowed this peace, they crowned the griffon who would allow such a threat to remain at our doorstep for generations. How many die to the winter’s grace? Too many, and for too long. There will be no more peace, and once I am King those demonic equines will no longer remain safe behind Stormguard's desolate house. This is but one travesty I will soon correct.”

W-wow. You never heard that one before. Rinn must really believe what he’s doing is right, that he’s helping his people. How can he be so wrong? “Windigos feed off of anger and hate. Your ancestors must’ve known that. All you’ll be doing is condemning more of your people to die.”

“Then the monsters join us with a full stomach. Each year the Windigos return with their winter but this one is stronger than any before it. They know of his death, and I will not allow them to strike first.”

“You know, back home where I’m from, we have a concept called Karma. When you’re good, good things happen to you. When you’re bad, you’re not so lucky. I have a feeling you fall in with the latter.”

“A construct to enable good behavior? Smart in concept but its faults shine through in practice. With winter's return Aviaris has at last stood against the tide. Griffons find warmth in their homes, their streets free of ice and snow, food reserves standing full. All of this I have done and yet your 'Karma'
would allow the blizzard to grow in strength?"

“Well, we also have a saying back home. Karma’s a bitch… I think I’ll be leaving now, Rinn.” The griffon takes a long hard look outside before finally nodding, the guards escorting you back downstairs. Opening the door you’re thrust back outside into the cold, Rinn keeping watch from his tower. You tighten your new cloak around yourself and jog back to your friends. Maybe you’ll make it after all.

You jog back to the outside of the crowd, locking hands with Iron Will who’s a bit more than relieved to see you as your hand begins to cramp from the strength of his grip. "I see you made it."

"Really? Couldn't tell. Gah," you cringe as he accidently stretches the small gash on your knuckle, "Easy there.” Before he can blow his cover you tell him you’re alright and start explaining what went on behind those curtains.

“And he let you hit him? That doesn’t sound right.” You were just as surprised as he is when you got that offer.

“I know, but I could tell he was serious. If there’s a little piece of his heart left he exposed right then and there.” You continue moving up through the pack earning the ire of each griffon you pass. Thankfully most of it is directed at just Iron Will and yourself and not Gilda and her mother. It’s easy to look over class and status when the difference between them and you are species apart. That hate or xenophobic outlook is typically played down in everyday life. You mean, they’re not overtly racist. It’s more the ‘higher than thou’ attitude. In other words, griffons are just assholes. Guess you kinda already knew that one though.

“I’m more surprised by his offer. Am I the only one who finds that strange? There has to be something else going on, there just has to.”

“If you knew that he wanted you here, would you have come? When your foe says hi, keep him in your eye.”

“Did you just come up with that, because it shows?”

”Hmph,” he snorts at your critique, “I’d like to see you do better.” Even in war, love blooms… No homo. The only thing you can do is just roll your eyes and keep ahead of him, making way to Griselda at the front of the line while Gilda stands beside the King to pay her respects.

“How’s she doing,” you ask and slip your cloak over her shoulders seeing as how she needs it more than you.

“It’s hard for her, but she can make it through. Gilda’s always been strong.” Well if her punches are any indication…

“I get that. Trying to cope with someone’s loss is never easy.”

“Not in that way, dear. Aviaris isn’t her home. It hasn’t been since she was a little girl. We expect her to mourn, yet she doesn’t know why.”

“You mourn out of respect, I guess.”

You never went to a funeral before but you’re pretty sure you got the gist of it. “Why would she respect a king she doesn’t know? To her, if- if it was hmm, who’s the nice pony I’ve heard of? Tall with a mane to die for.”

“Celestia,” you answer with a smile, almost picturing her in your mind, “but I wouldn’t go having jealous feelings now. Iron told me you were quite the catch yourself.”

“Oh, please, stop,” she feigns embarrassment before returning to her topic. “I think, if it were Celestia who had died, and I hope by the stars above she lives many years more, but if it were her, Gilda would understand. Equestria’s her home. Celestia’s her mother.”

“Hey,” you cut off that line of thinking right there, “No one can replace a griffon’s parent. Gilda will always love you.”

“Have I ever said, but you worry about the most crazy of things. A young thing like you, even I didn’t understand the world, but you will,” she winks, “One day.” You nod and look back to Gilda whose squinting down at the King’s body, her face expressionless as it is with most others, but you can see what her mother was talking about. She knows he’s dead, but she doesn’t feel the same as the others. You could say that in some ways she’s more pony than griffon, but if you did, you’re pretty sure she’d slug you for it. That, children, is why you try to keep your mouth shut.

Before long Gilda moves off outside the crowd, joining with Iron as he stands watch. “Well, I guess it’s my turn.”

“Would you like me to come with you?” You ask slightly out of desperation.

“Oh I think I can handle myself.”

“I mean,” you interrupt her again, a huff from a disgruntled griffon coming from your back, “Can I come with you? I don’t know the customs or-” She just answers with that grin of hers and offers her arm which you quickly grab hold of when you see her other limbs begin to tremble. “Thanks, I owe you.”

Your breath begins to shorten as you near the King, the air in your lungs damn near freezing when you’re looking down at him, his armor covering the majority of his body, the only signs of his illness being those sunken eyes of his, now shut closed. From the hem of his neck above his armor you can see his skin sag, the black of his feathers faded and frayed, but despite even this, the silver crown upon his head commands respect.

So this is it? Here you are, the big reason for returning to Aviaris in the first place, besides Gilda that is. “Do I- Do I say anything or…?” You try and drift off for help from Griselda who’s serving as your PR department right now. Strangely enough, she doesn’t answer you. Instead she grips the side of the log platform and pushes herself up just as Gilda and the others had done, but it’s odd, there’s a strength you didn’t see. And her eyes- She has emotion, a quality you like to see in others, for the most part, but that deep gaze she has is almost overwhelming. To think if she was directing that sort of energy in the right place she could power a small city.

Her cheeks rise with her smile as she just- watches. Her reaction is almost the complete opposite of Gilda’s. “Griselda?”

“You may speak if you wish, each mourns in their own way and so you must find your own.” Alright then, well, you’ll let her mourn her way. Okay uh, let’s do this. Bowing your head, you decide to keep your voice below a whisper as to allow Griselda her time. “Sire- I mean, Stormguard. If I recall you liked it better when I put my formalities aside so I’ll hold you to that. It’s Anon, we met once before about a year or so ago and it was only for a few moments so… Ha, how am I supposed to prepare for this? It’s- I don’t know.”

You pause and look around at the crowd, eventually spotting Valore staring back at you in contempt. Beside him you can see Rivot, the bastard child of Reuben, the last Vice General. While the others of his race try and keep their emotion hidden from sight, he’s not so clever and can’t seem to hide his smug grin. The female guard beside him is more in tune with Valore, but instead of looking at you she’s directing her anger towards Rivot. At least you’re not the only one who finds his behavior appalling. Gah, what are you thinking. Stormguard. Stormguard.

“Sorry, I was uh- Nevermind. I guess the easiest way to go would be saying I’m sorry. I failed you, I failed you and Celestia both. It was a stupid decision going out that night. Every bone in my body cried out for me to listen, but I ignored them. Maybe it was for that reason I went out that night, I don’t know. I can’t change the past and I know you can’t forgive me verbally, but I hope- No no, I don’t expect you to forgive me, verbally or otherwise. That won’t make me feel any better and, despite how selfish this sounds, it’s my main reason for coming besides my friends. I guess I just wanted you to understand. I’m not perfect, I make mistakes. I’m sorry we’re here because of it.”

A strained cough whips your head around, one of the griffons waiting behind you getting rather impatient. This was rather anticlimactic, but you don’t know what you were expecting. Santa Claus? Another cough, but wait! This one is joined with the tapping of his talon. Douche. You didn’t get nearly as much time as the others… That being said, perhaps it’d better not to cause a scene, especially at a funeral. People get haunted from that type of stuff.

“Uhh, Griselda-”

“Shh,” she hushes you, still smiling. “Just another minute dear.” You fidget as the tapping gets faster and the coughs get louder, so much that others are beginning to take notice.

You try and smile at him but that works about as well one can expect and with one more cough you can tell he’s had it. “We don’t have all-”

He only gets in those four words before Griselda’s head whips around towards him and in that moment you could see a little pee dribble out of nobility, a sight you’d rather not see again. Her beak quivers, still looking at the noble before returning to the departed, a tear running down her cheek. “These griffons,” she finally speaks up, “After all he had done for us…”

"He deserved better." Wrapping your arm around her you lead her off before anything worse comes to.

She spares the King one last glance, "To think we share same fate."

"Stormguard was strong, so are you. Let's get back to Gilda, okay?"

"I think- I think I need to rest." It has to be hard for a griffon to see another of her own kind, her own King for that matter, afflicted with her same ailment and see its final toll.

"Alright, let's get going."

"After," she stops you and smiles. "I still have some strength left in these bones." If she can stay, so can you. Wiping the tear from Griselda's cheek you join your friends and wait for the funeral's final moments.

After a short wait and the final griffons had mourned in whatever way it is that they do, the bell rings one last time and a priest of some sort approaches the altar. Reaching into his robe he retrieves a flask and begins to circle the King, stopping every other step to gently douse him with the liquid. Throughout the process you hear him chant to the winds as they only seem to hasten and the snow, thicken. He laps twice in total before coming to a halt at the edge closest to you and rests his head against the King’s.

“Griselda,” you lean over and whisper, “What’s he doing?”

“He- is preparing the King’s soul to rest. A griffon’s soul is stubborn and will remain even when…” Griselda phases out for a moment before returning to herself. “The water, from the underground spring that fed the Elder Roost, is said to ease the spirit and allow them to return home to their ancestors.” Yeah, you know what happened to the Roost. You’re honestly surprised they didn’t piss in that spring, considering the Roost is Aviaris’s front door.

“Stormguard,” the priest begins with a silencing wave of his talon, “of house Stonewall, King of Aviaris, Heart of Gryphonnia, warden of the eastern mountains, scourge of the western plains. We allow your spirit passage, peace be with you on your return to your house, to your ancestors and to the fallen kings before you.” A second priest joins him with slow ceremonial steps, this one bearing a velvet pillow in his talons, a golden cloth folded neatly in its center. "Allow yourself peace and depart from you all possessions held in your worldly name. For as you prepare to leave this world, we shall prepare you for the next.”

Slipping the crown from Stormguard’s head, the first priest rests the silver circlet upon the pillow, the second priest veiling it in one swift motion. ”The crown of Aviaris, no longer in your name, shall pass to your worthy successor as it was once passed to you. Rank and status holds no favor in the world beyond, but all else shall join with you on your journey.” Your eyes follow the second priest as he retreats into the crowd, stopping on Rinn who’s seemed to have seamlessly melded into the crowd as though he had never left. It’s interesting to note how even he cannot mask how his eyes bear upon the crown with envy. If there is a weakness of his it’s his hunger, his greed. All that talk about helping Aviairs… He only wants to help himself.

“Your armor shall shield you from your foes long fallen,” the priest continues with his prayer. “The holy waters grant you their strength and that of the Elder Roost itself.” Griselda got that right. “Trust not your old senses, but follow that of the wind as it shall guide you home. With water we grant you strength, with armor we grant you protection, with the breeze we grant you guidance, but with fire…” Raising his talons he signals the two griffons of office, Rivot, Vice General, and Rinn, Senate Overseer and soon-to-be King. Each granted a torch, they walk to the altar and wait on either side. “We shall free your spirit of this earthly plain and allow its flame to lift you upon your journey. Swift wings, Stormguard, House Stonewall.”

Griselda’s talons tighten around your arm when the priest nods, the two griffons lowering their torches to the logs at the altar’s base before stepping back as the fire begins to spread. You pull Griselda closer to yourself as well, the king masked in an inferno. It’s only when the smoke begins to form do you hear the faint sound of cawing coming from the city below. “He was their King,” Griselda speaks up almost able to read your thoughts, “They will mourn for him.”

“Good,” you look to each of the nobles, still stone-faced and unfeeling. “Someone has to.” A final bell tolls to signal your departure and you join the crowd as they make their way to the stairs just as the blizzard seems to encroach the funeral site. You take a look back through the roaring snow and to the remaining priests who remain by the fire.

For a moment, and you don’t know if it’s your rapidly approaching hunger or the maybe even the loss of blood flow to your eyes, but you swear you see movement in the clouds above. It’s all in your head Anon, you turn back and continue towards the stairs, pausing when you hear a whinny. No, you don’t swear you did, you did hear a whinny. You’re about to turn around again when Gilda’s talon pulls you by the tie, “If I spend another minute on this bucking mountain because you keep stopping...” You’d laugh, but right now? Not a good move.

~~~

Back downstairs huh? You take a look at the fields outside the city walls where the blizzard has finally begun to break up, a thousand dotted torches at the least now visible to you. That’s Rinn’s army alright, or Rivot’s army if you wanted to be technical. Fighting Windigos… Rinn’s smarter than that. You don’t fight a force like that and expect to win, then again, if anyone knew how to do it…

The crowd begins to shuffle down the steps to their homes that stand just below the royal courtyard and home of the king, although a small amount instead stay inside, taking a left leading deeper into the palace. “It’s a feast,” Griselda reads your mind. “For us, there is no better time to celebrate life than in the face of death.” Oooh a feast, you practically salivate at the thought. The last time you had a proper meat was in these halls. The smells and taste… Calm down, little Anon, save your strength for Twilight.

“Celebrating life by killing animals to eat? Sounds good to me,” you rub your belly in envy.

“Anon?” You turn your head and instantly regret it as you find a nice contingent of guards there to meet you. Five in total. One for each of you, plus an extra for Iron Will.

“Yes, can I help you?” You chuckle nervously until Iron Will puts a hand on your shoulder. “I’m not in trouble am I?”

The griffon smiles and yet that doesn’t give you any comfort. Demons always seem to lurk behind that charming smile. “No sir, the dungeon’s content as is.” Well that’s good news. “However, we couldn’t help but notice that you weren’t attending the feast. Surely you have tasted griffon hospitality once before.”

“More than once,” you reply, absentmindedly rubbing your arm. “Unfortunately our journey has been exhausting and I must decline.”

His cheeks never drop as he leans in, “Certain parties say otherwise.” Why can’t things be easy? At least mopping was a low risk job. “Shall we escort you and your party?”

“No, that’s fine,” you wave him off with a sigh. Turning back to the entrance you puff up your chest with a few ounces of regret. “I know the way well enough.” With that the guards depart to the stairway leading down to the gate. Of course they would, that’s exactly where you want to go and he knows it. Here you were thinking you had your fill of Rinn and his schemes. “Have you ever dined with the nobles, Griselda? ‘Cause you’re about to.” Eyes burning you stroll back into the hornet’s nest. “Let’s get this over with.”

“Hey! Slow down Anon,” Gilda calls from your rear but you are not in the mood. You want this done and you aren’t going to stop. “Anon!” Her talon pulls back on your shoulder but you shrug it off and keep going. “So that’s how it’s going to be?” Once again she pulls back on you, but this time when you try to shrug it she presses all her weight on your chest, shoving you back against a table and the wall behind it, “Hey! I’m talking to you.”

“Really? I couldn’t tell,” you roll your eyes, catching the approach of two more guards. “Oh great, now look at what you’ve done.”

“Is there a problem here?” They ask mere moments before Iron Will moves between the four of you.

“We’ve got things under control here, don’t we Gilda?”

“We will in a damn minute,” she snaps back in her usual way before returning to you with all her Gryphonian fury. “Just who in the fuck do you think you are?”

“We’re good here, thanks,” you wave off the two guards before things really take a darker turn. To be fair that might actually be an improvement. At least you’d know where you’d be going and which end would be taking the plowing… Darn rape jokes, they get you every time.

“Listen here, pipsqueak-” Has she used that one before? Probably, considering you could fill a damn book with all the ones she’s used so far. “-You tired and want to leave, fine. I want to get out of here too, but you don’t take off and leave my mom behind. There are some things I can’t take-”

“Cut the bullshit, Gil. If you really cared that much you wouldn’t have left her behind when you came charging after me.” She grimaces but Iron is already backtracking to find her, “You- Don’t you ever fucking imply that. Actually no, you go ahead. Please, that would make my day.”

“Fuck you, Big Bird. I’m not your damn puppet- Guh!” You hold your stomach as her talon pulls back. “Oh look, wave to the guards Gilda,” you manage to wheeze out.

The guards finally turn their attention back to the dining hall which is when you decide to knee Gilda in her exposed belly, the griffon stumbling backwards and letting you go at long last. “You son of a-”

“Call my mom a bitch and we’ll see what happens,” you bark back at her and rub your throat.

Bitch… That may well describe her but you’ll be damned if Gilda gets away with calling her that. “Hehe, where’s this Anon been hiding?”

“Same Anon, just in no mood for your shit right now.”

“Fuck you, Limpy. Who shit in your stocking?” You will always regret telling her about Christmas and coal, but she has to be blind deaf and dumb not to know why you’re peeved.

“Why am I stressed? Let’s go over the facts, Bird Brain. I got fired from my job,” you start counting off on your fingers to accentuate your points. “My girlfriend is now apparently a princess, a little bit jealous about that one. I tagged along with -you- so you could attend a funeral in the one place I never wanted to go back to. Did I mention I’m missing Twilight’s coronation because of this little adventure? Oh yeah, I did and you acted all woe is fucking me about it like I was the shit friend! ME! You belittle me every day and I stick around because unlike all the other friends you’ve driven away I actually give a damn you unfeeling cunt!”

“What’s going on-” Oh you don’t have time for this shit.

“Back off, Birdman, before I dirty that armor of yours.”

You see Gilda giving you the eye telling you to back down, not in an authoritarian sort of way but more out of concern. Too bad your blood’s running hot. “Watch your tone!”

“Fuck you. Go back to your fucking corner so you can spy on me later. That’s another thing, Gilda! You bring me here and guess what, I was somewhat okay with that! I had shit to do in the city anyways and this gave me an excuse but nooo, nothing can ever be so simple… HEY! I said back to your fucking corner or do I need to draw you a god damn map?”

Gritting your teeth you force yourself to calm down, unclenching your fist which has grown quite firm in your ranting. “What do you mean by that?” She still doesn’t know. Fuck it, you’re a patient guy. You’ve dealt with enough shit to line a sewer and you don’t seem to have room for more of hers.

“Ask the big guy. I’m getting some damn food.”

Gilda doesn’t pursue you and you don’t blame her. Some of the things you said- They weren’t called for even in anger. See, kids? This is why you don’t hold all this shit inside. It’s bad for your bladder and your relationships. You give the guards at either side of the door a firm glance only to be met by a pair of foreheads, their eyes cast to the ground in shame.

“My eyes are up here, boys. Pfft, you call yourselves griffons." The griffons in your books put these to shame. Romanticism or awe struck writing aside, these folk aren't of the same breed, not by a long shot. Rinn, there standing at the tables head while the nobles carefully pick their way at the food bought by that of their dead kin, he is one of the few that even slightly resemble the griffons of old. His thoughtful yet unyielding stare as he scans the nobles before him, the way his brow quivers ever so slightly in irritation at the manner the nobles as they pay closer attention to the cleanliness of their talons than the elements around them, namely you.

Yes, he sees you and you see him. He still wants you here, fine, you're more than happy to oblige, but he should know better than to think you'll go down easy. Who says you can't enjoy some griffon hospitality before your hosts shove a knife in your back? No one, that's who. Slipping between two limp-wristed griffons you lean forward and rip a prime chicken leg from the talons of a griffon across the table, the table silencing as he tries to stare you down, but there isn't a pair of eyes in the world that can pry that drumstick from your fingers.

At the other end of the table slurping down a fatty strip of pork and a pint in the same go, Rivot interrupts the silence. Not with words of course, but the sickly gulping of his throat followed by a belch. Delightful. "Food's for the young," you gnaw off a bite as your friends take their own seat beside you, Iron Will's hulking mass casting a shadow across the noble-griffon, the name a description of title only.

There's nothing noble about them, not even Rinn. Just greed, deceit and enough pride to sink the Titanic. Unsinkable they said. Nice job marketing. Each bite you take is as savory as the last and oh do you make it count. Delicious. "Oh, did you want some?"

"My fellow griffons please," Rinn bows his head at the end of the table as he begins to dissolve the situation you had started. "Of all the times to-"

"Anon!" Oh dear lord the oaf speaks. Rivot finishes the last of his mug before slamming it down on the table, "Anon of Equestria, the two leg of the west! My my, brothers and sisters we stand before legend!" Rinn could melt steel with that gaze but he keeps his mouth shut perhaps in hope that the notably drunk Vice General will get the message. He doesn't.

"If I'm a legend you're an Ursa. I prefer your griffon form myself."

"Ahaha! Come here, it's been too long," he motions you over. Forcing a smile you take one last bite and drop the leg, watching from the corner of your eye as the griffon you stole it from fails to grab it from across the table, "Hurry now, hurry. I want to get a closer look at you."

"Your sight seems rather poor for having the eyes of an eagle," you poke fun at him, knowing all too well how his temper flares at the slightest fuel you add to his fire. "A 'general' of your renown must be more lion than eagle." A compliment with a taunt? Eh, not your best work but it'll make do.

"Just as ugly as I remember," he bellows heartily before raising his empty mug in anger, "Rose! Another!" You recognize the griffon he calls out to, she stood beside him at the funeral as well. It appears her disapproval of him then is still as prevalent as ever as she snatches the mug from his extended hand and struts off. A griffon who dislikes griffons. Where can you get her number?

"My brothers! Anon! Gaze upon him in despair, the two leg who stole the serpent's tongue. We hold no love for you, friend." And here he calls you friend, much like Rinn did but with enough alcohol in his system to kill two horses a small dove. "But, hey, let's be honest, who does these days?"

Hold your tongue, Anon. It's one thing if the griffons see you get mistreated, it's another to attack their Vice General outright. "Please, Rivot, at least someone did love me."

A few hushed whispers and laughs reach your ear leading to a smug grin but Rivot doesn't pay it notice, if he even did at all. "You are a funny- Hmm, what are you exactly?"

"Human."

"Plumber! Now I remember," he smacks you on the shoulder and pulls you in, the nobles outright laughing with him this time. The only ones who remain silent are Rinn, Valore at his side and your friends... and the Rose griffon who just got back with a fresh pint. "This here is a plumber who's been around. Got a little entourage over there too. C'mon plumber, give them an intro," he takes a hefty swig mid sentence, "We don't judge."

"It was janitor actually," you pull yourself out of his grasp before you get tipsy from secondhand drinking, which is an actual thing by the way. Not the tipsy part though. "Ex-janitor, factor two. Makes for quite the story, but enough about me. Iron Will, the minotaur with abs of steel. Gilda, her stomach's as strong as her arm. Ask me how I know."

"Well how-"

"Turn of phrase, going on... Griselda, the kindest griffon I've ever met and pretty sure just the nicest in general."

"Hey!" he snaps drunkenly, "I'm a nice griffon. I introduced you to two friends of yours, didn't I?" Your stomach wrenches at the memory but you keep your smile. How could you forget about them?

"Pain and misery, if I recall," your arm twitches as you glance at his talons. They look so much better on the floor and not in your gut. The table erupts into laughter once more on Rivot's cue, each unaware of the torment he put you through with those two words and the black depths in which that joke's humor lies.

At last Rinn speaks up having given the Vice General his time to shine, "Rivot, Anon must tire from his journey. It would be best to allow him and his party to retire peacefully."

"Hogwash! This is a time of celebration, and he has more right to celebrate than most." A wave of confusion washes over the table, only a select few knowing what he meant by that. After all, this celebration wouldn't have happened if Stormguard was still alive. "A toast then," Rivot raises his mug, "to the death of royalty!" This time when his laugh calls across the dining hall he finds no griffon willing to join him. That doesn't stop his toast of course. "How do we pass the torch in such times? Drinking of course, ha! Ung, that's good stuff. My old man kept this lot stashed away in the vaults to rot, improved the flavor he said."

"Rest his soul." You figured him the villain in life. Perhaps he still was, only he was a lesser evil, one swallowed by the greed of Rinn and his bastard son.

"Pwah!" He spits upon the floor at the sentiment. "Reuben was an old fool. He lived one lifetime too many. Gryphonnia's armies are in better talons now, younger minds and stronger birth! Hooah!" The guards stationed along the walls rest silently though you catch a few eye rolls. Rivot is one griffon tolerated at best. You're sure if it wasn't for his father's reputation he'd amount to no more than a latrine officer.

"The new overthrow the old and with it all the wisdom once learned. Gaze Leery," you quote mindlessly, a forgotten Pegasus speaking through your voice.

"Yeah yeah, words and filth that cloud the air. Lighten up, the booze is on me! Haha!" You're forced to endure his boasting for another quarter hour while the rest of the griffons return to their idle squabbling. When you manage to mute him out you overhear disputes of commerce, trade relations now stressed by Stormguard's passing, secret alliances between houses as they seek to capitalize on his death.

This land has a dark future and normally you might turn your back upon it without worry, but this isn't such a case. Infighting you could manage, civil war has you about fifty-fifty in the caring department. The one thing you have to keep in mind is that Rinn would be King. Chaos without form is easy to minimize. Chaos with direction, much like Discord, is a force to be reckoned with. The difference between the two is that Discord creates chaos on a whim. Rinn will spread his reach across the corners of the world until the mountain on which he stands crumbles under his weight.

Celestia knows what's coming but she isn't ready. You saw her when you were last in Aviaris, the way Rinn and Reuben whittled her down with such finesse. How they once conducted themselves in diplomacy is how they will act in war, pecking away with their beaks before swooping in with a single deadly strike with their talons at the ready.

Your head droops as Rivot grabs yet another pint and that's when a thought strikes you and seems to bring an air of relief. Throughout all of known history, light has prevailed in some form. The fire might roar but the rain will come. Plus, this is a land of magic and friendship... and the magic of friendship but that's a whole separate can of worms that's messy to open. The logistics of the thing are beyond comprehension. Bottom line, there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, and if that's not something to smile about then butter your buns and call you Sally... That sounded better in your head's head.

The doors opposite the exit push open revealing the priests from before numbering at a total of five. Rinn almost pops out of his seat in a fit of excitement before calming himself in an instant, "Attention please, allow the Marshals your ears."

Rivot rolls his eyes and downs another ale. "Overseer," he nods quaintly not even addressing him by name. That only surprises you because of the way he said it, almost as though Rinn was no different than any other griffon. "A King has passed into flame. A throne dormant in his absence. Affairs forgotten in these times of grief. As it always was it will forever be, the list please..." Another of the so-called Marshals retrieves a scroll from his robes. "As once promised, the lands of Peridor shall be returned to the House of Saber to be distributed as they see fit. Crops from..."

"Ahh, Anon, my dear Anon," Rivot leans against your shoulder as the Marshal continues. "Oh how I loathe you." Okay that took a turn from stupid drunk to leering sociopath. "I hate your smile. I hate the way you stand all tall and professional like an old geezer. I hate the way you talk, the way you try to act smart. I hate the way my own father liked you more than me, his own son."

"I don't have much to compete against," you reply quietly, flinching as he butts heads with yours.

All focus is turned to the Marshal and not a soul looks your way as the violent brute you knew lurked behind his drunk persona emerges. "No! You are nothing compared to me! Born of the highest house and trained by the masters of old. I killed my first minotaur when you were still sucking on your mother's breast. Your seed was weak, born a weakling and raised a coward."

"You start on this road and I'll be there to pave it to your fucking grave," you hiss behind your teeth. He can insult you, but not your family.

"Oh I'm waiting for you to lay that first brick. Pain and Misery have been dying to get a second taste." Your heads press against the others, fists mirrored and ready for action. That R could well have been from Rivot who wanted a second helping of revenge and you'll be more than happy to give it to him.

"Rivot..." The griffon, Rose, whispers as she moves between you, "You can have your fun later."

"I'll be counting on it."

"We'll see how high that is."

"And to the throne of Aviaris, rule over Gryphonnia will rest upon the house of Stonewall... Long barren has the Sapphire Manor stood without a keeper, no heir brought to light under its roof." Rinn remains remarkably calm as the Marshal pays the King one last prayer before crowning him King. Everything he's worked for, years of planning and maneuvering to get here, even betraying the one griffon he swore to serve.

"Well played..."

"Who rules in a Kingless Empire? Vice General... His passing will be forever in our memories, but with a virgin ruler now in Reuben's place, he would be ill-suited to bear the Crown of Aviaris. Senate Overseer. Rinn..."

Iron Will shares your scowl as the cocky bastard stands with barely-contained energy, "Marshals, I know how hard-"

"Sit down!" The elderly griffon shouts, stunning you and pretty much everyone else in earshot. "You shall rise when asked and not before." You're half-tempted to clap but that's not what you want written on your tombstone. Anon - He had terrible timing.

Rinn, rather shocked himself, does as he's instructed and this comes as a double shock to you. He's going to be King and yet these griffons seem to have wield power than even he. You never thought you'd say this, but you should really read more. "Rinn," the Marshal clears his throat, "You have served Gryphonnia well in these trying times. With the Harbingers of Winters return you have secured this city's protection. When the blizzard passes, the ice will thaw, our food stores shall open to reveal a bountiful harvest and a new leader shall sit upon the throne of Aviaris. Please, rise."

He does so, hesitantly this time, his breath choppy and uneven. So he is human after all, well, griffon but... Fuck it you know what you mean. Taking a knee before them he takes a deep breath to calm his nerves. "Your service, your duty to Gryphonnia will forever be remembered. The Marshal's welcome the day you join our ranks. You may be seated."

... Oh please don't laugh. Please, Anon, don't laugh right now. Oooh but it would be so worth it.

"Rinn, you may be seated," the Marshal calls once more sending a very confused Rinn to his seat, Valore's whispering earning a swift but violent cough from the Overseer. "When Stormguard took the throne, the crown was passed from blood to blood, from his father to him. No son there is of the King, no blood holds the key to his House." It's in this moment that he pulls a scroll from his robe, alabaster white with a crimson trim, a seal of wax unbroken at its belly. "The final testament of Stormguard, a will written if such a case should arise, unbroken."

Alright maybe it's a little inappropriate but you have the biggest fucking grin on your face right now. Rinn's crown of glass has been shattered and his plan thrown to the raging blizzard. Sliding his talon down the parchment the seal breaks open and the scroll unravels down his arm.

"Imperfect, flawed, lacking... I, Stormguard, last member of the House of Stonewall, fit each of these terms and all those that share in its meaning. I soon join my father beyond and yet... I cannot rest knowing of my actions in life... and my inaction all the same. I never asked to be King, but it was my duty and I would abide by it. Dark times were upon us, the plague that eats at me even now. What I wished I could do differently. I wished to travel the world, to see its wonders. I wished to learn the flute. I wished to be a better griffon, like my grandfather. I wished to take care of those I loved, however inappropriate my actions would be seen by others, but more than that, I wish I could have been a better father."

The entire room begins to gush with gasps and murmurs, each griffon's mouth moving faster than their body would allow. Rinn... Anger runs through his veins and yet he keeps his head cool but there's that twitch of his cheek. Light at the end of the tunnel, told you Anon.

"I wish I could hold her in my arms as no other father would. I wish I could watch her grow as you did. I wished nothing more than to sit upon the shores of a distant lands with a book, the waves crashing upon the shore, with you by my side and together... We might watch our girl play amongst the waves and sand."

This isn't a will, it's a letter. A final goodbye for- You turn to meet her gaze, that smile of hers ever prevalent. Even when she was left alone with a child, she smiled. When her muscles grew weak and times harsh, she knew had a bundle of joy in her arms. When the days turned ever darker and she was left alone in her hovel, fighting the cold, she saw the break in the clouds... and she smiled.

'She used to be a real beauty once if I’m not mistaken. She could make a noble’s head turn without even trying.' Iron Will once said that and even now he hasn't put the pieces together. Griselda raises a single talon to her lips, still smiling.

"But I know now that day will never come. I was called to perform my duty and so I must call upon her to do hers. Born in a stone hovel and raised with no house to call her own, I hereby recognize my daughter and heir to the throne of Aviaris. Gilda... of House Stonewall. Queen of Aviaris."

What was once a steady stream has become a raging flood as griffons begin to stand and shout, some consoling while others criticizing, some with words of kindness and others demanding of blood. In the middle of it all sits the queen, confused, conflicted, other words that start with c. "Huh... Who'd have thought?"

"Guards!" Rivot cries out in a rage, losing equally as much as Rinn with this development, "Take them into custody!"

"No, hey, NO!" You tackle on the guards heading for her only to be pinned by two more. "Get off me!" From beneath two armored griffons and a bucket of blood funneling to your head you can see Iron Will holding Gilda and Griselda in either arm, his towering form forcing many of the guards to take a more diplomatic approach. The Marshals meanwhile look onwards with dismay, silent judges in the shadows. Only two seem to note their presence now, you and Rinn, and only Rinn has something to lose now.

Snapping Valore to his side he strides between the guards and your friends, "Belay that order. Return to your posts."

Rivot is fuming from the nose and you fear he might not listen to reason this time. "I am the Vice General, you will arrest the usurper on my command!"

One of the guards takes his duty a bit too seriously and moves in on them only to meet a face full of hoof from Valore. A second longer and he'd taken one from Iron Will too. "They have performed no crime other than existence on a will, Rivot, and your haste to arrest them on such circumstances is unacceptable. Valore, you will see Rivot to his chambers."

"Understood," the hippogriff bows and tasks two more guards to join him. As he passes you you're not quite sure how to describe his expression as he looks down upon you, inquisitive maybe? "This way, Vice General."

Still snarling he backs up to the exit before taking one last look at you, "Arrest him! You hear me!" His screams fade as he's escorted back to his bird cage but when you look to Rinn you don't feel much better.

"Guards... Take Anon into custody. Set him in the guest quarters under heavy guard, the dungeons would have him frozen by midnight."

At least you won't die right away. "Let him go," you hear Gilda yell out at last, "He didn't do anything."

Rinn turns slowly, rubbing his eyebrows, "I protect those whose innocence is valid. Perhaps your friend should have thought of that before he assaulted a member of the royal guard. Away with him."

"I said to let him go! Let him go!" She continues to holler as they pull you up off the ground, Iron Will keeping a firm grip on her. "Stop- Let me go!"

"It's alright, Gilda. Everything's going to be fine." You turn back as you pass them, this time calling to Iron Will, "Keep them safe, alright? Don't worry about me. Like I said, I'm gonna to make it."

"Keep moving!" A guard thwacks you with the end of his halberd before forcing you down another hallway. "Not so tough now are you?"

Tough like your... Dammit. You hate it when your brain farts out like that.

~~~

Your hips slam against side of the bed before you rebound off and slam your fist against the door, a metallic click locking you in. "Dammit," you grunt and kick the door, toes immediately regretting it. "Double dammit." You rest your arm over your eyes as you toss yourself on the bed, your other hand idly loosening your tie. To be fair you never thought you'd make it this far.

The scenario that always ran through your mind was some griffon calling you over to a secluded corner while another shanks you and whispers longingly in your ear, 'That'll do pig.' Or something in that manner, what he whispers differs from time to time but unf- that shanking. Taking a hard one to the back... Okay you may have pushed a little too hard for that one but give yourself a break, you can add getting thrown into improvised prison onto the growing list that leads to your mental breakdown.

A hum catches your ear followed by a near silent sip, and you might've thought you could Rivot all the way through a hundred yards of stone and bickering nobles. Funny thought that. You aren't nearly that lucky. No, it's not Rivot. Let's add another entry to the list... Should you write it with invisible ink or perhaps in hieroglyphics? Both? You're sure he'd like that.

"Why is it that you always seem to show up at the worst of times?" Your guest pauses mid-gulp at his discovery and you can almost imagine him frozen in that pose, those distorted eyes wide with excess. "I know you're there, Discord. You really should cut back on the milk, or at least mix it up a little. I've heard Celestia got a fresh shipment of Strawberry."

His throaty chuckle does little to improve the sourness of your mood, "Who do you take me for? I may be eccentric, but please, I'm not mad. Strawberry," the draconequus scoffs at the notion, "you should be ashamed." Eccentric, that's one way to put it.

"Well, if you haven't notice I'm not really in the mood to take that stance." Pushing yourself up you find the creature of chaos draped along the ceiling upside-down, swirling an amber chalice nonchalantly. Typical Discord.

"Ah! Not in the self-defeating mood. Let's see if we can change that." With a snap he disappears and your anger only rises when he reappears on the ground, clad in Stormguard's armor. "Tight fit, perhaps I should lay of the sweets... Nah."

"Turn back. Now."

Of course he doesn't listen to you. Discord was never shy about making those around him uncomfortable or in your case, extremely irritable. "How dare you speak to me like that, peasant. Why, I allow you to frolic with my little girl and this is how you repay me? First you lose that vial and now-"

"I'm giving you one last warning as a friend, stop it." Every instinct in your body is bent on nailing him in that smug jaw of his and watching in glee as the tuft of hair on his chin follows him down to earth... all except for one.

He pouts his lips but relents all the same, "Fine, have it your way. Party pooper." With a snap he's back to his normal self. That's not exactly an improvement but at least it's far less offensive. "I love what you've done with the place. It's so you," he drags a paw along the far table with an audible squeak. "Clean, proper and altogether sterile. Blech. I know some real ponies who could give this a proper renovation. There's this mare in Ponyville called Pinkie Pie-"

"Discord," you interrupt him, "What're you doing here?"

"Me? Oh I was just in the neighborhood and thought I might drop in. See how you were doing, that sort of thing. I can't say you're doing well. Has that griffon friend of yours been crowned yet or must I sit through another one of those 'ceremonies.' I have no idea how you deal with those. So dull they make my eyes roll right out of my head." ...And there they go.

"So you knew about Gilda? How long?"

"Where did you go you little bugger," Discord stumbles about as he pops in one of his eyes, the other running between his legs after sprouting a pair of arms and legs. "I swear they have a mind of their own."
"Acheem," you clear your throat after he has procured his remaining eye. "How long have you known who Gilda was?"

"If I recall we first met in your Equestrian abode, Twilight's old room, or would that be new room seeing as she moved back in?" You shake your head, knowing that he's being coy on purpose. "You were out on business and-"

"Not the party. When did you know she was Stormguard's daughter?"

"Ah yes, that whole business," he pulls up a chair and leans back far enough to fall over... but he doesn't. "I've known about her heritage for... How long has it been now? Two, maybe three hundred years? Time flies when you're having fun being frozen in stone. Protip: When you know you're going to get hit by a magic rainbow, don't."

"Three- Three hundred years? Stormguard wasn't even born yet so how could you possibly- Wait, fuck it. Discord, don't have to explain shit."

"You might want to work on that potty mouth of yours. For someone in health services your mouth is quite filthy." Getting off the bed you pace around the room, Discord's chair spinning to face you all the while. "Well, someone who was in health services. I'm surprised you don't lead with that when you hit on the mares."

"You knew all this time and you never said anything to me..." It's all coming back to you now, everything he's said. "This was what you meant back in the library? This was the choice, to come here and you weren't talking about yourself when you talked about coming at the behest of a friend, you meant Gilda."

"Only figured that out now, did you? For an educated man you're quite slow at times. I don't see what that Twilight girl sees in you." Yeah yeah, are you talking to Discord now or Gilda? "Well, it's me of course. How could I possibly be someone other than myself?"

"You'll find a way, I'm sure."

"True enough," he smiles and that sets you off.

"I wish I'd never met you."

"Oh Anon," holding his mismatched hands over his chest in fake agony, "You wound me." You are so sick and tired of him.

"No, fuck you! Do you have any idea how much of my life you have ruined? You introduced me to that Star Spice crap, you planted that damn seed. You put me through hell and back by putting me in Celestia's service. Rinn and his goons nearly left me for dead because of your actions! Now here I am back in the thick of it, and it's all because of you! Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire reason I came to Equestria was because of you, a fucking lunatic with a bigger ego than a heart, toying with my life like a puppet answering to his master's strings."

He waits ever patiently for you to finish your rant, drumming his talons upon his chin as you're left huffing and puffing the last ounces of pent-up stress from your lungs. "...Are you quite through?" You exhale deeply and hold yourself at the hips. Yeah, you nod silently, you're pretty much done. "Good, because I have grown quite tired of your accusations myself."

And here we fucking go. "No no no, Anon, you do not get to dismiss my words after having put me through your own. That is what we call disrespectful," he grabs your by the throat and lifts you up to his level, "and I am quite finished with being unappreciated." Tossing you back upon the bed he finally releases your neck. "Let me refresh your memory, my so called friend." You cup your hands over your ears but his voice only radiates louder in your head as you thrash about helplessly. "You were weak, soft, putty before the hooves of every pony you met. Were it not for my actions you would remain unable to look another pony in the eye, incapable of speaking in your own defense, a deadbeat, utterly useless in this world."

He- he has a point, but you don't know the future. You could have changed for the better someday, and then you wouldn't have to deal with Rinn and his ploys. "Were it not for my actions, you would never have kept Equestria safe from the ravings of that scheming griffon with his slick feathers and polished beak. When he took the city, and trust me when I say this, he would have taken the city, he would have seen you and taken you as a prize, a jester, the only one of your kind in the land and another addition to his box of toys like that Hippogriff fellow."

No, Twilight would've stopped him. She already did after you were discharged and took up your old job. "Would she have? Do you think to know the future, the very same that I see? Speaking of the mare, you would never have known her if not for me. She has learned much from you, from watching your rise and fall. Her rise to princesshood will bring Equestria a brighter future, my actions and yours have brought this, but even then I pulled your strings."

"Bullshit. You don't care about Equestria. If you did you would've told me. I would've helped you freely, happily even. You only care about your damn chocolate milk."

The voice in your head ceases and your thrashing comes to an end, but why? Releasing your ears you find Discord still staring down at you. "Perhaps I did, once, but I've come quite accustomed to this- this life. However dull it is there are still moments of chaos for me to savor, little unforeseen events I had not anticipated. Like you, for instance."

A smile graces his face again, but instead of the usual cruel or smug look of satisfaction he typically shows this one is more true to form. "No, I did not bring you to this world, nor do I have the power to return you there. So I used you, paved a way for you not only to improve upon yourself, but the world I have come to enjoy. My deceit towards you is in poor taste, this is true from your point of view, but necessary from mine."

"...Everything happens for a reason, is that it?"

He nods, "And I regret to inform you that your work is not yet done." What does he mean by that? Why, just wait a second and he'll tell you. "Quite. Even now, your acquaintance Rinn is planning to steal the throne from its proper owner."

"But they have a will, Rinn saw it first opened right in front of him."

"It appears he has taken an old trick from your book and calling- What was it? Nersha-something?"

"Yershall. He's going to formally question the document's validity. Discord, if you really do want to help you have to do so right now. Whose names are on the scroll? Where can I find them? Is there anything-"

"Shhh," he puts a talon to your lips, silencing you. "You didn't honestly believe I was just in the neighborhood, did you?" With his a snap the table at the room's end fills with books, scrolls, dusted tomes that cloud the air as they drop upon the surface. "And as requested..." he pulls out the very Will you needed to see. "Fear not, this is merely a copy but I think it will do you some good."

You pull it from his paws and sit down at the table eagerly going over the page to find three names listed at the bottom.

Reuben - Vice General

Alberich - Chief Marshal

Chrome Crescent - Paternal Verifier

"Chrome Crescent? That sounds like a pony name. Alberich, I think he was the one who read it so he'll side with the Will without a doubt, but with Reuben gone, we only have one of three. We need Chrome to testify on Gilda's behalf. If we don't-"

You turn to find nothing but an empty room, Discord having vanished while you were distracted. Looking back to the books you find a note you hadn't noticed before.

'Sorry about that but I had business to attend to in Ponyville and had to slip into the shower real quick.'

You don't even...

'Everything you need to know lies in the books in front of you, but don't take my word for that. I haven't the time to read through them all though I am sure you will not have the same problem. Don't worry that they would be discovered by your captors, only you and I may see them. Do try not to make too big a mess of things. I haven't the energy to one-up you all the time. Tata and good luck.

Your chaotic counterpart,

Discord.'

So this is it? Thrust back into the world with nothing but the clothes on your back and a draconequus in your pocket. We'll call that a wash. You chuckle and crack your fingers, rolling your neck around twice as you set your gaze back on the thick layer of parchment and leatherbacks, ever-eager to devour the knowledge held within their ink-riddled pages. You pick up one of the dusty tomes, waving off the cloud that threatens to enter your nostrils and read the title.

"House Stonewall: Crown and Lineage. Phew, I wish I had a drink..." You pause with a knowing smile, outstretching your arm to grasp the chalice floating to your right. "I still think you should try strawberry, but, chocolate will do me just fine. Cheers."