Two Saiyans... the mightiest warriors in all the galaxy, (Minus one particular male individual from the planet Krypton.) are making their way to Earth to gather the legendary Dragon Balls, but their greatest threat doesn't come from earth's defenders of the vastness of the cosmos... it comes from a funny little thing called filler and amidst this filler one of the two needed to go to the bathroom... on a planet full of creatures that they never thought possible...

As a disclaimer I have never done drugs and I don't drink... (Shocking given the fact I'm Irish-Catholic and a Marine.) This was written completely sober... which begs the question what the hell would go on in my mind when I AM on something?