Stolid the Draconequus

by Gofer

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 10984

Stolid is a lazy draconequus, but loves to cause chaos.

Stolid is a lazy draconequus that has been asleep for the past 5000 years underground beneath the everfree forest. Some loud shouting and sounds of struggle on the surface has awakened him from his slumber. He is so fresh and ready to cause some chaos on his part that is long overdue. He is sweating from just thinking about it! Like Discord, he has his own special ability in his name. Making ponies too tired, lazy, and emotionless to do their special duties can have some rather chaotic outcomes, wouldn't you agree?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-25 22:47:41 UTC

Breakfast Time

Stolid's eyes shot open when he heard some loud, and rather annoying voices above his head. His brain wondered which direction was above as he twisted and turned in his comfy, rectangular den. Stolid could not and would not teleport out of his den when mere mortals were feet above him. Stolid could not even teleport because his memory was needed to give him a place to teleport to. Too bad he lost it all, but perfect memory was just too perfect for a draconequus as chaotic as himself. Stolid could not even make out what the voices above him were saying to each other, so he bothered not to pay attention and wait until they left before he dried to dig his way out. Stolid was surprised that he could even remember that he was underground. 'I could use a scrying spell, but I am not motivated enough for that right now.' thought the draconequus.

Before long, Stolid heard some feminine voice above him screaming about something, but he decided that it was best to wait and investigate later when he escaped his cramped and isolated prison. Mere minutes later, stolid heard a struggle up above and what appeared to be, "Cats?" Stolid questioned aloud before he let his mind take over his sanity. Before long, it was quiet again until even more new voices came along and talked some more about, whatever craziness was going on up there. Stolid was becoming anxious to finally be able to leave and see some fresh air again. Fortunately, the voices dissipated into the distance as their owners left. "Finally! Time to get out and spread some good ol' fashioned chaos!" exclaimed Stolid.

Using his massive reptilian claw, Stolid started digging towards where the voices were emanating from earlier. Before his arm could get too tired, some sun(not too much) shone through some of the dirt. Stolid was blinded at first, but thankful that after all these years of sleeping in the darkness, the sun was a bit lenient on his ancient eyes. When Stolid dug out of his old den, he stood up on his two mismatched legs and started stretching each and every limb he could control. Stolid's neck popped and cracked so loud that birds in nearby trees flew away from the sudden noise. "That will be my first act of chaos since being out of that hole!" chuckled stolid as he finished stretching his neck muscles. As soon as he said that, an exquisite medal popped from thin air onto his serpentine chest, symbolizing his achievement of minor chaos.

Stolid began to wonder what caused all of that commotion from earlier. "Time to use some of my magic." Stolid said happily as he began to lift his talon. With a snap of his fingers, Stolid went back in time to observe what had happened mere moments ago. 'This spell won't let me interact with the past, but rather observe it...'. Stolid appeared in the exact spot he was in moments ago, except it was dark out and there was a campfire lit nearby with four ponies surrounding it. In a nearby bush, something was sneaking around and talking. Stolid tuned his ear in on the voice. "Looks like they decided to have an early dinner before making their way back down the hill to the marketplace in town." stated a feminine voice. Stolid arced his neck over the bush to observe two ponies, the first he's ever seen in five millennia. One had sky-blue fur with a rainbow colored mane and tail. She had pink irises as well as the other pony who only had a brown coat with a black mane and tail. The Brown furred one had a neat little adventure hat on it's head.

"Oh, I see! You're gonna ambush them like in book four at the Haravian caves! Or maybe, that neat trick you did in book three, where you swoop in and knock three guys down with one swing! Or maybe-" wondered the cyan pony before being cut off by an annoyed stare by the brown pony.

'Jeez, is she an enthusiastic sidekick or what?' pondered Stolid. "Okay. I'll be quiet now. Just watching very quietly, heh. Shh. So, what kind of ambush are you gonna use then?" asked the cyan pony. The brown one only responded to her by pulling out a bag of gold only after smearing her face with mud and smashing leaves onto her face to make a fake beard. 'Who's going to fall for that transparent disguise?' wondered the unamused draconequus. Before Stolid could answer his own question, the four ponies around the campfire actually bought it. "Are you kidding me?!" yelled Stolid as he just sat down and let the pony's obliviousness continue.

The ponies kept talking about something until there was a roar very close by. A large quadruped burst from the thick foliage. The quadruped had an elongated snout that had eyes near the end instead of nostrils with some blue eyebrows above them. Stolid giggled to himself as the eyebrows reminded him of a mustache. The quadruped actually rivaled Stolid in its "handsomeness level" because it had a hand at the end of its tail and a very small and very unrecognizable nose. 'It actually does have nostrils then!' bemused the draconequus as he continued to watch the little display go on. Stolid continued to think,  'I am still wondering what made those mews from earlier... Oh yeah, right, cats. I feel like such an idiot sometimes.' The quadruped snapped its tail-hand and summoned a bunch of angry jungle cats. One was a tiger, the second was a bobcat, the third was a panther, and the fourth cat was a jaguar. And then another much smaller feline came out from behind and hissed. There was nothing remotely scary about the little white house cat, but Stolid could tell that it would kill so many ponies mercilessly if it was as big as any of its companions. 'If only I could interact with the past, I would make that cat the most horrific thing out of this group. And then, I would turn the jungle vines into......BAD! I will think of no more dirty thoughts, ever!' said Stolid.

"Well, I've had enough of this." stated Stolid as he snapped his talon and went back to the present. "I am so elated that chaos has been going on for so long after my departure! I mean, all of the randomness that happened back there, or should I say here? Who cares, it's not every day that you see a pony fight five felines of various sizes and a giant monkey horse thingamajigger."

*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

"I am so famished, I could really go for some breakfast right about now." Stolid snapped his fingers and spawned a PBYMTE&J(Peanut butter, yams, muskrat, tomato, Eagle, and jelly sandwich), a very delicious sandwich. Stolid did not hesitate to eat his new creation.

Stolid was hanging snugly up on a branch that he turned into an elephant trunk, watching the sun lower over the hills as the night was finally nearing. Stolid reached to the stars, quite literally, and pulled down a star to eat. "Tomorrow is when the chaos gets serious, but who should I start out with?" wondered Stolid as he flooded the jungle floor with fruit punch. "Hmmmmmm....., how about that rainbow colored pony from the past? Yes! I believe that she would be a good pony to practice on!" exclaimed Stolid as he patted himself on the back and fell asleep quickly and soundly.

Old Body, New Memories

The heavy sunlight came pouring down from the sinister sun above, and a certain draconequus had to learn about morning the hard way. Stolid began to spaz out in a hopeless effort to cover his face, only to fall from his cozy elephant trunk perch and land into the fruit punch below. Stolid awoke with a gasp and observed his chest to see if an damage had been done.

"AAAAHHHH," yelled the terrified draconequus. "I'm bleedin' all over the place! I didn't know I had it in me. Literally." stated the now calm draconequus as he remembered his reality warp from yesterday. Stolid knew that he could not die even if he was dissected over a table, since he was a spirit of chaos. Though he wishes that it would never come to that, ever. The pain would be too much and he would have to live through it all like a miserable school girl. "Oh yeah, I remember now, I flooded the ground with fruit punch because I was getting antsy wanting to cause some amazin' chaos. Speaking of which, I should go find that rainbow pony from yesterday and redecorate her house since I am such a nice draconequus..."

Stolid had been walking through this dense swamp for at least an hour now, occasionally getting stuck in some thick mud or slapping his face into a vine hanging right above his line of sight. "How long does this forest go on!" questioned Stolid to no one in particular. Stolid's legs began to grow weary as he emerged from the thick part of the forest that had been giving him trouble earlier, but there was still a large part of forest to be covered. "It just goes on and on and on and on........" observed the disgruntled draconequus. "I saw that rainbow colored pony from earlier, maybe I can just scry her and pinpoint her location into my memory. At least that way I would save myself from anymore potential hazards."

Stolid began to reach into his memories to observe the rainbow pony, and was able to scry her just from her image. Stolid saw the rainbow pony sleeping on a cloud, and was ready to teleport near her. "I should spawn about one kilometer away from her towards my current location as not to arouse any suspicion. Suspicion = no pranks." Stolid snapped his talon and appeared at the edge of a forest facing into a nice, lush grassland. "Well that was sure lucky!" stated Stolid in an absolutely amazed manor. Almost in an instant, Stolid saw the cloud with the sleeping cyan rainbow pony laying on top about two-hundred feet away. "Now the fun begins!" stated Stolid in a rather loud tone due to his excitement of finally being able to mess with another mortal being after so long. "I hardly ever pranked ponies before, but I am sure that they will be just as fun!"

Stolid snapped his talon and watched as a big pile of animal waste spawned directly below the cloud that the rainbow pony was on. Stolid snapped his talon again and watched as the cloud disappeared in a flash of golden light. "I added just enough animal waste to cushion her fall so she would not break her face or sprain a ligament. Let's just say that it is also warm and steamy like a sauna." stated the happy draconequus. Stolid watched in pure glee as the cyan pony fell from her former perch and landed in the large pile of animal feces.

Rainbow Dash:

"Woah that's hot! What the buck is going on!" yelled Rainbow in a completely startled, quick, and confused manor. Rainbow looked around but only saw the grassland surrounding her. She could tell that she wasn't on her cloud anymore due to how close the grass was. All of a sudden, a powerfully smelly stench of sulfur and rotting corpses hit her nose and caused her pupils to shrink to the size of peas. Rainbow's eyes started to water due to the horrid stench assaulting her nose. Rainbow risked a glance down and found that she was In a thick brown sludge. Rainbow knew exactly what it was after giving up on alternate possibilities. Only one thing popped into her head as she started to freak out." SOMEPONY IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!" screamed Rainbow Dash out into the surrounding grasslands. "Who could do such a thi- OH! Never mind I reek too much to care right now. I need a shower!". With that said, Rainbow Dash flew quickly away towards her home.

Stolid:

"Woohoo!!! That was the funniest thing that I have seen, or done in years!" yelled Stolid in excitement. Stolid's eyes followed the rainbow pony as she flew at a rather quick pace into a certain direction. Stolid wasted no time, "Best to follow her and see where she goes!". Stolid transformed into a falcon and followed the Rainbow pony towards a rather ravishing looking cloud. Stolid had never seen such a thing in his long lifetime before. What he saw was a large, floating home that resembled a cloud. It had a sky-blue colored trail starting at the base of the cloud and leading up to the entrance of a humble abode. The further up you looked at the cloud, the less it resembled a cloud, but more like a mansion. Rainbows shot out near the top of the mansion and leaked down near the base of the cloud. A liquid rainbow formed and leaked off the side of the cloud. "She must be a very rich equine then! I will have much fun turning this mansion on its head!" stated Stolid as he continued to follow the rainbow pony to the front door of her amazing house.

Stolid simply walked into the house as the pony was in too much of a hurry to close the door due to a certain accident earlier. Stolid was still in his falcon form until he was sure that he was safe to return to his normal form. Stolid returned to his normal form after hearing the shower above activate. The draconequus took in his surroundings to see a rather ordinary house. nothing unique, sassy, or too stylish. "Hmmmmm. Beautiful on the outside, not so beautiful on the inside. Just like me!" chortled Stolid as he glanced at a mirror nearby sitting atop a vanity. Stolid marveled at his complex form, so happy to be awake again. He loved everything about his physical appearance. Stolid had a two horns: his right was that of a moose antler and his left was that of a twisted rams horn. Stolid's right arm was a bluish-green komodo dragon arm while his left arm was that of a falcon's leg. Though his falcon arm moved more like an arm than a leg. Stolid's left leg was an ostrich leg and his right leg was an elongated crocodile leg. Stolid's tail was ten feet long and  was dark blue in color. His tail had a cone shaped tuft of brush fur at the tip. Stolid's chest area had white fur while his head had grey fur. On the back of his neck, black brush fur stuck out to further complement his 'beauty'. Stolid's hair was nothing more than a military-style buzz-cut. Stolid had two teeth close together sticking out from his lips that resembled vampire bat teeth. "I'm sleepy, I think I'll take a nap." stated stolid as he shrunk down to one-twentieth of his original size to sleep under the couch and avoid detection.

Rainbow Dash:

Rainbow shuddered in disbelief and disgust at what had just happened. Rainbow Dash was scrubbing her skin furiously in an attempt to get rid of the nasty clumps of feces in her coat. All of the clumps fell down onto the shower floor and went down the drain. Rainbow dash did not recall touching her head to the feces, but she wasn't about to take any chances. Rainbow dumped a huge glop of Pegasus shampoo onto her rainbow mane and scrubbed as hard as hooves could scrub.

About thirty minutes later of punching a cloud to produce water and dumping soap on her feminine form in an effort to clean her body, Rainbow Dash emerged from the steamy bathroom with a towel surrounding her body. Rainbow sat on the couch and shuddered from a feeling of satisfaction and disgust. 'Now who would go around gathering feces just to play a prank on me. That was one of the most extreme pranks that I've seen, if not the most, and I doubt that any of my friends would do something on that level. Plus my cloud was destroyed, so that narrows my suspicions down to pegasi since only they can break clouds. Fluttershy would never do something like that, so I doubt that it was her, but who else would be able to get their hands on so much animal feces? At least I think it was animal feces.' *Shudder*

After ten minutes of sitting and contemplating on who could do such a nasty prank, Rainbow's mind finally came to a reasonable conclusion. "Discord!" hissed Rainbow as she jumped of the couch with a loud thump and trotted furiously to the front door. Rainbow opened in the door and slammed it so hard that it awoke a certain draconequus. Stolid grew back to his normal size out of surprise and flipped the couch on its side. "I'm up." said a drowsy Stolid as he rolled stumbled to his feet and walked into the kitchen to steal some food. "I'm sure glad the pony did not detect me when I flipped out." Said Stolid as he snapped his talon to fix the couch's position.

Rainbow was steaming as she trotted down the dirt path that led to Fluttershy's cottage. Rainbow tried to contain her anger so she would not end up hurting Fluttershy's feelings, even though they were directed at Discord. But man, is that Pegasus timid or what? Rainbow had reached the door of the cottage and proceeded to knock on the wooden aperture. "Just a second!" hollered a familiar shy voice from inside. Before long, Fluttershy opened the door to her cottage and was happy to see her friend. "Rainbow! what can I help you with?" asked the timid Pegasus.

" I actually wanted to speak to a certain spirit of disharmony about something that happened to me not too long ago." said Rainbow

Fluttershy replied, "Discord? Oh no, w-what did h-he do?

Rainbow enlightened Fluttershy on the issue, "He made me fall into a pile of animal feces after he stole my cloud from underneath me. Can I speak to him? I want to question him on it." Rainbow finished with vein popping out from her forehead, but the yellow Pegasus seemed not to notice.

"Oh dear! that sounds absolutely horrible! Is there anyway I can help you?"

Rainbow replied in a sarcastic manner. "Well, I did only ask you if I could speak to him like thirty seconds ago."

"I would let you of course! We're best friends aren't we? But, h-he isn't here, he asked if he could go exploring around the cottage about an hour ago." finished Fluttershy, sounding like she wanted Rainbow to get her well deserved justice. nopony should ever go through something as horrible as that.

"Wait until I get my hands on that no good draconequus. I'll smash his face in ten seconds flat!" said Rainbow as she began wandering the grasslands looking for Discord.

Stolid:

Stolid was looking for something chaotic to do before the Rainbow pony returned. He found nothing but loads upon loads of Wonderbolt posters decorating the wall. "Who are the Wonderbolts anyway?" wondered Stolid aloud as he formed up the perfect idea. Stolid ran outside as fast as his mismatched legs would allow and looked for any other signs of civilization. Stolid found two other civilized areas: a town and a cottage. "Hmmm. These lands never had anyone living in them when I was awake last. At least that gives me more chaotic possibilities."Stolid snapped his talon and made the rainbows coming out of the cloud mansion shoot out towards the two occupied areas. The rainbow going towards the cottage was aimed in the nearby fields left of it. "That should make a mess." said a content Stolid as he strolled casually back inside of the cloud mansion to redecorate.

Discord:

Discord was swimming around in the air listening to the chirping of birds and minding his own business. Discord could be happier right now if he was out and about causing some entropy inside of Ponyville or any other city or town, but he would just be asking to be punished by his new 'master'. Instead, he just decided to close his eyes and surprisingly relax his rowdy mind. 'So peaceful' he thought. A voice suddenly broke the peace calling his name, "Discord!" yelled a certain pony that Discord had most of his quarrels with ever since his reformation. Discord rolled his yellow eyes and swiveled his head towards the annoying cyan pony. "Yes Rainbow? I was relaxing and sunbathing until you decided to come pester me. But I might as well just listen to that voice of yours now that I am awake."

Rainbow tried to control her anger, since she had no proof that it was Discord who did it, but all of the signs pointed directly towards the draconequus. "Why did you make me land in a pile of feces earlier! It was disgusting and down right disrespectful to the most skilled flier in all of Equestria! You're lucky that I ask questions first and attack later!

Discord stared at Rainbow dumbfounded until he questioned her. "Is this some kind of a joke? I am the only one around here who will be playing jokes. So what in Equestria are you talking about Rainbow?"

"Just like I said! You dumped me into a pile of feces earlier when I was sleeping on my cloud! I don't know of anypony else who would do such a horrible thing!" yelled Rainbow in frustration.

"I assure you that I did no such thing my little pony! Prove it." replied Discord with a smug look on his face.

By now, Rainbow just knew it was him by the way he gave off a smug looking grin of triumph. She was about to pummel his face into the ground, but new that he was right and she was wrong. She had no proof, but decided to play along. "Whatever! If you didn't do that, then help me find out who did. And I am not your little pony!"

"Fine! If it'll make you shut your jaw, then I'll help out. I needed something to do today anyway." But then, Discord realized something; the events that had transpired on Rainbow was so funny, that he literally forgot to laugh. "HahahahHAHAHAhahahHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh Celestia! I can't believe it took me that long to laughhahahahahahahaHAAAAAAAAAAA! Discord wiped a tear from his eye and looked the Pegasus in the eye. She was glaring daggers at him. Discord knew that look. It's the 'There's nothing funny about this at all' look. Discord sighed and bowed to Rainbow. "I, Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony, will help you find whoever is responsible for the feces prank. Discord's mouth was trembling from that last part as he suppressed a laugh.

"Fine then, Just help me find out who did it, if it really wasn't yo-......." stated Rainbow as she noticed a rainbow coming straight for....."Uh oh."

Rainbow flew away before Discord could question her on what she was doing. "My breath doesn't stink that bad does it?" asked Discord to nopony in particular as his eyes popped out the back of his head to see what was behind him. What Discord saw literally reminded him of the time the rainbow came from the elements of harmony to turn him to stone. "Oh cra-" Discord was cut off when the Rainbow smashed right into him.

Twilight Sparkle:

Twilight could not believe her ears when she heard what the mayor was talking about. "What do you mean a rainbow came out of nowhere and flooded the streets? I've never heard of something like that happen before!"

"Come see for yourself! This is dreadful! This could be bad for the cities' pegasi reputations if anyone learns that they can't even control their own weather! You're the only pony here who is powerful enough to control a problem like this!"

Twilight ran out of the library to search for the rainbow flooding the streets. It wasn't long before she stumbled upon ponies that were unfortunate enough to get their skin dyed by the accident.

"It's the apocalypse! Everypony run for their lives!" Yelled an unidentifiable pony covered in rainbow goop.

"Everypony calm down! I am very sure that there is a logical explanation for this!" assured Twilight.

Twilight noticed Pinkie Pie came sliding down the flooded street enjoying the moment while it lasted. 'Oooohhhhh! It's so pretty and colorful and fun and exciting and happy! I should make this into a cupcake flavor!! Oh wait, I ALREADY DID!!!!!

"Pinkie! This is most certainly not the time for games! This is a potential catastrophe! The princess would be disappointed in us if she just saw us playing around! Help me fix this mess!"

Pinkie replied in a an all too familiar saying, "OKIE DOKIE LOKIE!" before she ran towards Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie came sliding back over the rainbow liquid towards Twilight, having the time of her life. The only thing that Twilight bothered to notice was the large, vacuum shaped funnel on her back with some kind of deposit box at the end of it.

"What in Equestria is that Pinkie?" asked a confused Twilight.

"It's my post-party cleaner upper! Whenever I am left in the remains of an amazing party, I always have to clean up everypony's messes. That is what this bad boy is for! It can suck up pretty much any mess that it puts its nozzle to."

Before Twilight could respond or question Pinkie on her overpowered vacuum, Pinkie pushed a button and activated the deafening vacuum. Twilight was not using a hyperbole either, this vacuum pretty much blocked out all other sounds and turned everypony's heads towards the sound. Twilight wondered why she had never heard the contraption being used before. "Pinkie sure is resourceful."

The vacuum had finished cleaning after 5 minutes. When the vacuum was turned off, Twilights ears were ringing. Mayor Mare came fourth and inspected the thoroughness of the vacuum's job, and was pleased to note that order had been restored in her quaint little town

"That was spectacular Pinkamena Diane Pie! I congratulate you for your heroic duty for Ponyville!" stated the relieved mayor.

"Gee thanks double M! Anything for my bestest friends and neighbors! I just hope that Rainbow Dash is more responsible with her Rainbows next time."

"WHAT!" Yelled mayor mare and Twilight in unison.

"Oh yeah! her cloud home just went bananas and just shot rainbows everywhere!" finished a disappointed but still happy Pinkie Pie.

"Don't blow a casket Mayor, I will see what happened." said Twilight as she started galloping out of town to find Rainbow Dash. Twilight was not about to accept this as a prank, as this was a little extreme for Rainbow. 'Something must be wrong' thought Twilight.

Chaotic Refurnishing

Stolid was laying down on Rainbow Dash's couch admiring his work while the couch ate the carpet. The burners in the kitchen had firework sparklers coming out of a constantly changing flame of color. The ceiling fan was flapping like a butterfly while it sang an opera solo. The walls were rippling like huge ocean waves while vibrating the house like an earthquake would if earthquakes could come up to the clouds. Monkeys were juggling chainsaws in the corner of the house while their insanely long tails were splayed out randomly across the living room. The wonderbolts in the posters all over the house came to life, but were flailing around trying to get out of the poster like it was an unholy prison.

Stolid could hear elephants trampling around upstairs in the rainbow ponies' bedroom making a huge ruckus. It was music to his ears. Stolid decided to get his lazy flank off of the couch to go outside and see how much of a mess he made. The rainbows that he made shoot out towards the two areas earlier stopped about a minute later. There was a borderline between chaos and complete destruction after all, and Stolid was certainly not some ruthless vandal overlord. Stolid stepped through the doorway and saw that the town was already clean.

"What! How does this happen! That liquid rainbow was basically just a thick dye! How is it cleaned up already?!" said Stolid as he turned his head to see the cottage still covered in dye. "Well, I guess it wasn't all that lame after all.". Stolid's eyes caught sight of a purple unicorn running down the road towards the cottage. The rainbow pony shot into his vision towards the purple unicorn a second later. 'Man, she sure is fast!' Stolid pointed out as she landed.

Rainbow Dash:

"Twilight! I was just looking for you! There was this rainbow colored dye coming down that almost hit me and Discord! Did you try to imprison Discord again?" said Rainbow as she tried to get some answers out of Twilight by shaking her silly.

"Rainbow, Rainbow stop!" yelled Twilight as Rainbow released her.

"I was just coming here because Pinkie said that the rainbows were coming from your house. And what were you doing with Discord?Did he do any of this!?"

"He probably did. I think he may have dumped me into a pile of feces earlier..." shuddered Rainbow.

"He WHAT?! That is just inexcusable behavior! I thought that he was a changed draconequus! I must inform the princesses of his misdemeanors immediately!" stated Twilight as she was about to run back only to be caught by a Cyan hoof.

"Wait, we don't know if it was really him! What if he's innocent?" thought Rainbow Dash.

"Who else would do something so terrible AND be able to make he rainbows from your house just fly towards town?" inquired Twilight.

"But Discord promised me that he would help me find out who did the feces prank. He seemed pretty sincere about it. Maybe Applejack can quiz his honesty?" said Rainbow.

Twilight responded, "No, let's leave Applejack out of this. But if you really believe that Discord is innocent, then care to tell me who else has the power to make your Rainbows shoot out of control? Hmmmmmmmm? Let's answer that question."

"Maybe my cloud is messed up. I'll go check! If I am not back within the day, then that is the problem and we can all go back to normal! I'll apologize to the others in town when I get the chance." said Rainbow Dash as she flew off towards her cloud home. As Rainbow was flying, she couldn't help but wonder why she cared for Discord so much all of a sudden. She had always hated him.

Stolid:

The rainbow pony was coming back to her house. Stolid knew that he had no time to run to the door, so he turned into a white dove to blend into the cloud and waited for the rainbow pony to return. Stolid wanted to see her confusion when she entered her house.

The rainbow pony rather went up to check the rainbow spouts at the top of her mansion, most likely to see what could have made her rainbows go absolutely bonkers. Stolid giggled lightly as she did not find anything out of the ordinary and glided back down to the entrance of her home. She opened her door and walked inside. Stolid followed and landed on the back of the couch to look at the rainbow pony's face. Her expression was absolutely priceless! Her jaw was hanging open and her eyes were as wide as watermelons as she stared at her new home in disbelief. Stolid flew back behind the rainbow pony, turned back to his true form, and slammed the door shut. Stolid used his magic to super glue the door shut so she could not escape.

Stolid noticed that the pony jumped up into the air when he slammed the door. before she cold turn around to get a glance at him, he teleported behind her and prepared for his first impression. It wasn't long before the Rainbow pony turned around and beheld the draconequus in all his glory. Stolid with his little acts of chaos behind him set the perfect picture of trouble. What Stolid heard next did not really surprise him, after all, this mess is enough to get any mortal a little worked up.

"Waaaaaaaaah!" yelled the rainbow pony as she turned around to open the door, only to find that it would not open. She just stood there glancing around frantically looking for a way to get out of this mad house that once belonged to her. She flew up towards the window and opened it to fly out, but she only hit her head against a non-existent wall that did not belong there. The Rainbow pony fell down and plunged into a pile of white gelatin. Stolid started laughing uncontrollably as he watched the ponies' confusion. Stolid ran over to the gelatin, reached his talon in, grabbed the pony, and pulled her out by her hair.

"Ow, Ow! Stop! what do you want from me!? What are you!? Where did you come from!? what have you done to my house!?" was the first thing to come out of the pony since she was pulled out of the gelatin.

"Allow me to answer all of your questions, no matter how boring and cliché they are." said Stolid as he conjured up a bean bag underneath the rainbow pony with a snap of his talon. Stolid also spawned a lounge chair for him with a table next to it with some coffee on top of it. It would seem that the rainbow pony needed the therapeutical recliner now more than Stolid due to her shock, but Stolid could care less. Stolid had no concern for mortal stress.

"Lets get down to your many questions." Stolid spawned a mirror into the past to show the rainbow pony asking Stolid those questions in a panicked manor, "What do you want from me!?" said the past Rainbow.

Stolid answered, "I have chosen you to be my toy for the next, uh, whenever I decide to leave! expect much more excitement later on. You should feel lucky that I chose you after all."

"Hey you cant just-"

"I can do whatever I want, whenever I want! lets see what other questions you had before I get bored" said Stolid as he snapped his talon to resume the replay. "What are you!?"

"Well, I am a draconequus. I can warp reality and do whatever I want and I have no intentions of using my abilities for good."

"So you are like Discord?" asked the Rainbow pony.

"Hmmmm, whoever this Discord fellow is, he sure sound like a swell guy. perhaps I could meet him?" inquired Stolid

rainbow responded in a smug manner, "Well you did hit him with that Rainbow blast you shot from my house earlier, so I doubt that will happen. Too bad for you big jerk!"

"Whatever. next question" said Stolid as he sipped his coffee and resumed the replay, "Where did you come from!?"

"I came from the underground of the Everfree forest. I was sleeping soundly until you and your buddy woke me up. I dug out and the rest is history!" said Stolid as he smiled in chaotic content. "You already know why I am here, so lets introduce each other. I am Stolid the draconequus at your disservice." Said Stolid as he waved is komodo dragon arm lazily and did not sit up. Stolid continued, "I have been calling you the 'rainbow pony' ever since I first saw you. So what is your real name?" asked Stolid. The rainbow pony seemed almost relaxed now knowing that Stolid meant no harm, but was still nervous towards her surroundings and his unknown intentions.

Rainbow sat up straight and began to introduce herself the old fashioned way, "I am Rainbow Dash! The fastest flier in all of Equestria!"

"You seem quite lazy to have ever gotten any exercise to do anything physical, I like that." said Stolid. "Perhaps you need a little more rest to give you the energy an athlete needs." said Stolid as he stood up and walked towards rainbow with his coffee. Stolid dipped his finger into the coffee and swirled it around a bit. The coffee's color turned into the color of the night sky with sparkles like the stars. Stolid then proceeded to dump the coffee on Rainbows head until she jumped up into his misshapen face.

"Hey! Who do you think you are that you can just come in here and...." started Rainbow as her coat color quickly transformed into a purplish-black color. Rainbow fell over unconscious and was fast asleep. The coffee had ironically put Rainbow to sleep. Stolid touched her head and injected some of his chaotic magic to ensure that Rainbow Dash did not have the most pleasant of dreams. Stolid then picked her up and teleported upstairs to place her in her bed. The elephants stomping around earlier were now as small as mice and scurrying about randomly. Well, now that I have nothing else to do, perhaps I can go and try to find this 'Discord' fellow. He sounds like my cup of tea.

Stolid snapped his talon and turned the whole cloud mansion's cloud support into cotton candy and made it drip thick glops of chocolate milk to splatter on any unfortunate creature below. Stolid undid the super glue and  walked out of the door and started flying overhead. "Who needs wings when you can just levitate like me?" asked Stolid to himself. Stolid would like to have wings to make him look more wondrous. He did not bother to try and hide because he had no other care in the world. He looked down in the cottage's fields for another tricky draconequus like himself. That is where he decided to search first.

It wasn't long before he saw a draconequus laying in the grass staring up at the sun with sunglasses just laying there pondering something.

Discord:

Discord was trying to get the past events out of his head and continue with his relaxation. Of course he wasn't going to help Rainbow Dash find out who pranked her, he could care less actually. Rainbow Dash needed some extra chaos in her life anyway. But it wasn't long enough before he was annoyed again. Sure, this excitement was good, but Discord wanted nothing more than to just sit back and relax for once in his life. rainbow Dash had landed right on his stomach pretty hard and just stared him in the eyes. Discord had never really been this freaked out by a pony before, besides Celestia on certain occasions. "Hey Discord?" asked Rainbow.

"Uhhhh, yes? Is this about the prankster, or do you wish to waste some more of my time? I mean you did only run away and not check up on me when I was attacked by a bloodthirsty rainbow." said Discord sarcastically.

To Discord's horror, Rainbow grew three fingers and reached for her face. She then tore it off like a mask to reveal what was underneath. Discord stood dumfounded at what he saw. It was the face of another draconequus staring straight back at him with its yellow eyes. Discord has never seen another draconequus in his entire lifetime. He knew that others could possibly exist, but knew that if they did, then they were extremely rare. He had a pretty killer buzz cut by the way. "Another draconequus? I never saw that coming. No, I seriously did not see that coming. That's actually the last thing that would pop into my mind thank you very much." stated Discord trying to hold in his surprise and exhilaration.

"I'm sorry that I hit you with that rainbow earlier. That was not my intention. What are the odds huh?" said Stolid as he joined Discord in his full form by lying down next to him to bask in the sun. "I'm Stolid by the way" said the other draconequus most likely trying to make amends for his act against a fellow draconequus. "I did not now that there were other draconequui roaming the land."

Fascinated, Discord tried to find out more, "Where were you when I ruled Equestria!? We could of had so much fun together! And don't worry about the rainbow, it did not hurt at all.".

"What is Equestria and what do you mean by: you ruled it?" Asked Stolid with his interest piqued.

Discord continued, "Why, you're in Equestria right now! Equestria is the homeland of the ponies. It is very boring and cliché around here because it is too peaceful, until now of course. You must have been the one who dropped that annoying Rainbow Dash into a pile of feces...".

Stolid turned his head towards Discord and beamed happily. "Why. yes it was! That was a pretty good one was it not? There's much more in store for her later, but what was it about you ruling equestrian and what not?"

Discord continued, finally happy to be talking about his own interests with a common being for once. " Oh yes, I ruled over these lands and made it miserable for everypony around. It was my personal sandbox that I could do anything I wanted with. I even made ponies fight each other because I like the drama that ensues along with the arguments. Speaking of which, where were you this whole time, I could have had so much more fun if I had a buddy to share my pranks with."

"Funny thing about that... I was sleeping underground in the Everfree for about 5000 years. I got tired, dug a comfy little hole, covered it, and the rest is just history. I guess my name reflects that, huh? When I was actually awake, these lands were pretty much uninhabited save for the occasional manticore coming from the Everfree or the rabbits running around. That is one thing that I actually remember after all this time. Eventually I just got so bored that I decided to go to sleep. Maybe I could have had more fun if the ponies came sooner..." finished Stolid

"Tis a shame," said Discord. "Your laziness costed us both so much fun..."

"Maybe we could still have some fun like you did back then?" wondered Stolid.

Discord continued sadly, "My days of fun and as a ruler are all gone and I can never get them back thanks to these ponies running around."

Stolid asked, "Why are you letting yourself get pushed around by these weak little ponies? They seem to be very easy pickings, and certainly a whole lot more fun than anything I had back then. Especially those puny rabbits."

"Well, for one they have these powerful monarchs called princesses for some weird reason. Maybe 'queen' sounded a little too imposing for somepony who claims to be a fair ruler. The princesses are pathetic compared to our level of power though, but they have these things called the 'Elements of Harmony'. That is what they used to imprison me into stone and undo all of my hilarious and chaotic changes."

"Oh, well maybe we could steal the elements of harmony and hide them." said Stolid hopefully.

"I already tried that, I hid them and gave them a riddle on it with its location. In addition to that, I made each of the ponies looking for them fight eachother with my special ability, but they somehow overcame that and united to defeat me."

"Well that's your problem," said Stolid, "You should have never told them anything about its location. Where did you hide them anyway?"

"I hid them in one of the ponies' library home." said Discord.

"That is another problem, you are terrible at hiding things." said Stolid.

"Well, I do like suspense and feeling slightly at danger. I like to take risks because it makes me feel alive. That combined with all of my chaos creating gets me into a super adrenaline rush. There's no other feeling like it in the world I tell you what." finished Discord.

"Well, what are you doing now, shouldn't you try to get rid of the princesses and start causing more chaos. Chaos is the best medicine after all..." said Stolid.

"Ever since I made a new friend that just so happened to be a pony, AND one of the bearers of those elements of harmony, I made an oath to myself to never try to turn the world upside down anymore. By the way, why did you turn into Rainbow Dash? She's one of the bearers of the elements of harmony too you know." said Discord.

Stolid started to slowly bear a smug grin on his face when Discord said that last part. "She is, huh? How fascinating! You just might be able to cause some more chaos yet! I have Rainbow in my custody at her own house. Let's just say that it is now my house considering that it is the more chaotic version."

"No," said Discord, "You heard me say that my days of tyranny were over did you not? I only like to cause small amounts of chaos now whenever it gets too boring, not a whole storm of chaos!"

"Well whatever." Said Stolid. "But if something ever changes your mind, then you can do it now with no strings attached." Stolid started to fly away and turned back to Discord, "It was nice meeting a fellow draconequus after so many millennia!"

"Likewise" said Discord as he watched the wingless draconequus hover away back towards Rainbow Dash's cloud home. It looked a little more pink than usual, but maybe it was just the sun getting in his eyes. Discord pulled his sun glasses back over his eyes and smiled as he slowly dozed off in the grass. "That was most pleasant indeed."

Stolid:

Stolid had arrived back at Rainbow's cotton candy cloud home and noticed chocolate milk draining out from underneath the front door. As Stolid phased through the door, the whole floor was leaking chocolate milk and formed a pool that was about an inch tall. Stolid waded his feet through the chocolate milk and went upstairs to see a shivering blue Rainbow Dash. She was not shivering from being cold, but from the horrid nightmares that were starting to take over her mind. Stolid tapped her on the head with his komodo dragon claw and pushed magic into her head. "Have fun with Slendy, he likes to play hide and seek, especially in forests for some strange reason." said Stolid walked downstairs feeling bored. He certainly should not limit his chaotic changes to just this household. "Perhaps I should go find some other place to have fun with for awhile. Stolid turned into a sparrow and flew/phased through the front door to find another place to have fun with.

Stolid was flying around the village in order to hopefully find something else to mess with. It wasn't long before he came across a huge orchard with trees as far as the eye can see, or at least half a mile. "Woah, that is one huge orchard! I wonder who owns it, must be some rich big wig somewhere across the world in his mansion eating rich people food over a golden toilet. Stolid descended to the ground and turned into a cat so he could prowl around. "What can male cats do exactly? They can mark their territory with powerful smells!" Stolid walked over to a tree and released his urine all over the tree to mark it as his territory.

Not long after Stolid's tree marking, he heard the distinct sound of a dog barking in the distance. 'It must have smelled me in all my glory' mused Stolid in his head as a dog with brown and white fur with a red collar ran through the short grass towards Stolid. Just before the dog reached Stolid, he transformed back to his draconequus form with a flash of golden light which made the dog slam into his ostrich leg. The dog looked up horrified at the draconequus, and found its horns to be the scariest part. The dog turned around to run but Stolid grabbed its tail and yanked it into the air. Stolid took his hands off of it and left it floating helplessly in the air and unable to move. "Hmmm, what shall I do with you?" Stolid asked the dog. He looked at the collar and saw the name 'Winona' there. "Winona, huh?" asked Stolid to none in particular. "Aha!" yelled Stolid as he had a eureka moment. Stolid then took the dogs tail in his talon and popped it off with his magic. He then placed it on her back and then removed her two front feet to place on her forehead. "Oh, you look much better now my little abomination!"

Winona was now a bipedal dog with a tail on her back and two legs on her forehead that resembled horns. "Have fun!" yelled Stolid to Winona as she ran away on two legs. It looked rather unnerving, but also hilarious. Stolid once again turned into a cat and ran through the orchard and eventually found a house and heard some talking from within the house. He hopped up to the window and saw a family of four ponies sitting around a table eating lunch. Stolid did not return to his normal form, but instead just turned his left cat arm back into his talon. He snapped his finger and made the apple pie in the center of the table explode onto all of the ponies' faces. It made the orange and red one jump, the old green one fling her food across the room, and the small yellow filly with a bowtie fall backwards in her chair onto the floor. "What in tarnation was that!" was all Stolid heard before he left and started rolling around laughing in the grass.

"Now those reactions were priceless! I can't wait to do more tomorrow!" exclaimed Stolid as he hopped into a tree to sleep for the rest of the day and night. His name is Stolid after all.

The Pesky Varmint

Stolid awoke from his slumber in the apple tree as a cat. Instantly memories from yesterday began flowing back into his mind and he cracked a hearty smile and began giggling. He returned to his original form and grabbed an apple from the tree to eat for breakfast. "It needs a few minor alterations." observed Stolid as he began to add to his breakfast. Stolid took a bite out of his apple and was greeted by his new awesome changes. Inside of the apple was a compilation of steak, peanut butter, a candy bar, and a grasshopper. "Yes a grasshopper, get over it" said Stolid to anything that could be watching him.

When he finished his "apple", Stolid looked through the leaves of the trees and saw a misshapen Winona chasing the small yellow filly. she was of course, terrified and running for her life. Winona was running almost too slow to catch the filly due to her lack of two legs. "Help! A monster! Applejack, Big Mac, Granny, anybody, help!" yelled the small yellow filly when she got closer to the house. The larger, orange pony came out, which Stolid presumed was Applejack, and ran towards the small filly. "Where is it? I'll kick its flank back to the Everfree!" said Applejack.

Stolid watched very closely, as he wanted to see Applejack's reaction to her new and improved pet. It wasn't long before Winona came around the house running towards Applejack who just stared in horror. Her mouth hanging slightly open and her eyes as wide as dinner plates. her reaction was a little too cliché for Stolid's taste, so he added something extra to make Winona even scarier.

When Winona started running towards Applejack, Winona released a, "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" that made Applejack turn tail and run without any hesitation.

Applejack snatched up Applebloom by the tail and ran for the door. When they got inside, Applejack slammed the door very hard. Winona began to scratch on the door with her horn-legs in a futile attempt to get it open, but to no avail. Stolid had his laugh and flew down to the distressed Winona. Stolid picked her up and flew to a very secluded part of the orchard so he could do some other funny things.

Stolid plopped Winona onto the ground and held her still with his powerful magic. Stolid created one-hundred clones of the mutant Winona and had them stand in a row like a group of soldiers listening to their drill-sergeant. Stolid conjured himself up the clothes of a drill-sergeant and prepared to give his new creations some orders. "Alright you maggots!" yelled Stolid to fully grab the attention of his mutant army. All of them snapped to attention and stared forward like statues. "Today is a good day, to truly freak out some ponies... I have selected you all to partake in the chaos that I am about to initiate. I shall call this plan, the crazy mutant dog horde plan. You should feel very honored. The mutant Winona clones *screeed* in understanding. Stolid continued, "When I blow this whistle, you will all run towards the nearest village and start freaking ponies out! Do I make myself clear!?" yelled Stolid to his army. the Winona clones *screeed* once again to show their understanding of the orders. "very well then." said Stolid as he turned to look toward the town. 'Prepare yourselves ponies, chaos is coming...' thought Stolid in delight. Stolid grabbed his whistle , put it in his mouth and blew in it as hard as he could. The Winona clones *Screeed* as they ran towards the village on their hind legs. stolid turned the original Winona back to normal and let her go free from his magic. She ran as fast as a dog could that day.

Stolid's drill-sergeant clothes disappeared in a flash of golden light as he started to fly towards the farmhouse to cause even more disorder. Stolid flew until the farmhouse came into sight. Stolid landed on the roof and shrank to 1/100th of his original size and then phased through the roof into the farmhouse. Stolid has to go down two floors until he found the two scaredy-ponies huddled in the corner by the front door.

"Is it gone?!" asked a scared Applebloom.

"Ah reckon, but I just hope that Big Mac and Granny are okay. They'll be heading back here from the market soon." replied Applejack. "That monster looked a lot like Winona, I just hope that she is okay too."

Applebloom said, "Ahm sure she can hold her own just fine! She's an Apple too!"

Stolid face-palmed when he just heard what the ponies said. 'How could they not know that the monster was Winona?! It's not like I changed her that much, right?' thought Stolid as he began to look for something to mess up. Stolid looked towards the hallway behind the front door that lead to the rest of the house and created small holes in the walls with monsters inside that would pop out when something got too close. Stolid tested his monster hole by putting his komodo dragon hand in front of it. Surely enough, a small monster popped out and hissed incredibly loud.

"What in Celestia's name was that?!" wondered a horrified Applejack when she heard the hiss.

"It's the monster! It got in the house! whadda we do!" Whispered Applebloom loudly as she began to freak out.

"Shush Applebloom! Ahm a go check. Stay here and don't move." said Applejack. Applejack grabbed one of Granny Smith's old canes off of the cane rack with her mouth and slowly creeped towards the kitchen. Stolid watched as she passed one of the monster holes. A small, serpentine beastie shot out and nipped her right on the hindquarters. "AAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" yelled Applejcak as she sprung up into the air and did a flip back towards the door.

"WHAT!" beseeched Applebloom.

"Somethin' bit me! I ain't goin' nowhere away from this spot!" exclaimed Applejack.

Stolid blocked off their conversation and snapped his talon. All of the ground in Sweet Apple Acres started fluctuating like large waves washing up towards a beach. The two farm ponies started to get disorientated by the sudden change in physics. Stolid laughed at the ponies' expense.

Big Mac and Granny Smith:

Big Mac and Granny Smith were sprinting home with a wagon full of canned foods to store in the pantry. Granny Smith was definitely not sprinting, just sitting in the wagon yelling to Big Macintosh while he pulled her and the food along.

"Run Big Mac! There's one still givin' chase!" Yelled Granny Smith. There was still a mutant Winona chasing them back to the farm.

"Eeyup!" confirmed Big Mac as he increased his speed. Granny Smith pulled out a can of food from the large pile of canned foods that they had bought at the marketplace and lobbed it at the pursuing monstrosity. It hit the beast square in the forehead and made it fall over in a dizzy trance.

"Take that ya pesky varmint!" Yelled Granny Smith in triumph. After she had said that, the wagon started swaying up and down, nearly throwing Granny Smith out of the wagon. "Careful there Macintosh, yah almost sent me flyin'! Said Granny unhappily.

"That wasn't me Granny! Nope!" Retorted Big Mac. Granny Smith soon saw what he meant as the ground was seesawing like mad waves. "What in tarnation?!" yelled Granny Smith totally bewildered at the strange phenomenon. First it was a bunch of mutant Winona's, and now the farm is acting all crazy. What next?

The farmhouse soon came into view and it wasn't long before they parked in front of the farmhouse. Big Macintosh quickly undid his straps to the wagon and helped Granny Smith out of the wagon. They slowly walked to the door and encountered Winona scratching at the door frantically. The ground was still fluctuating uncontrollably, sending the house flailing about like a box floating in the ocean.  It was hard to move about, but Big Mac managed to open the door with his key and heard his sister, Applejack yell something.

"You stay back you monster! If you so much as put a foot through that door, then I'll thwack ya so hard you'll never live it down!". Big Mac knew that responding by talking would be the safer than getting hit by Applejack.

"Applejack, it's me an' Granny Smith!" yelled Big Mac.

Applejack shot out around the corner of the door and pulled them both in before slamming it shut, leaving Winona outside. "Are ya okay, there was a monster outside that freaked us out and made me lock the door. Then somethin' bit me in tha hallway and the house started wavin' like a leaf on a windy day! What's goin' on?!"

Granny Smith spoke up, "We know about as much as you d-" before she was cut off by scratching on the door. "That must be Winona, she was scratchin' on the door ta be let in, why didn't ya let her in? There's monsters out there messin' about!

"I thought she was one of em'! One a them things chased us in here!" said Applejack as she opened the door to let Winona in. Winona shot through the seesawing house and got bit by a hole monster in the hallway. She yiped and ran back to the door with the others.

"Winona must have saw somethin' in the kitchen an' ran out! Let's go check it out!" said Applejack. Applejack, Granny Smith, Big Macintosh, and Applebloom slowly crept towards the kitchen with Big Mac leading the way. Little hole monsters all jumped out of the walls and nipped the farm ponies in the flanks. They all freaked out and ran past into the kitchen to be greeted by a very strange sight indeed. A large draconequus was going through their refrigerator and eating all of their apple fritters. The draconequus turned around with his mouth stuffed full and fritter and raised a finger to signal the ponies to hold their horses(No pun intended). It swallowed the load of fritter and said "hi"

Applejack at that moment knew exactly what was causing all of this trouble. She had to deal with Discord making her farm all weird earlier, and he was a draconequus too. "Who tha heck are you!!?" Inquired Granny Smith.

The weird draconequus responded, "Me? I'm just a little old draconequus looking for a place to rest. These fritters are oh so good, what is your secret?"

Granny Smith had no idea what a draconequus was, she just knew that the last time one visited the farm, things went awry. "I don't care what ya are, because you're not welcome here! Now get off ma farm before I get hostile ya crazy varmint!"

The draconequus replied, "We just haven't got off on the right foot is all. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Stolid, the draconequus at your disservice."

Stolid disappeared in a flash of golden light and appeared floating behind the ponies with his uneven arms over Granny Smith's and Applejack's shoulders. "You all must work very hard to get that many apple fritters! I do appreciate hard work you know." said Stolid. Applejack was not to fall for the draconequus's lame attempt to butter them up. Granny Smith, however, was absolutely flattered by Stolid's politeness.

"Well, thank ya kindly Mr. Stolid, I appreciate a good compliment."

Stolid continued, "It also pains me to see just the four of you working so hard all the time constantly trying to get your work done."

"No need to worry about us Mr. Stolid, we Apples have hard workin' genes. It all goes back to our first ancestors when we settled down here." Said Granny Smith.

"I don't care," said Stolid, "you all look so weary and unsettled. I can't allow that to go by!"

Applejack had had enough of Stolid's games. " The only reason that we're all tired is because ya are goin' around and causing a bunch a chaos!"

Stolid harrumphed and teleported back in front of them. "Be that as it may, it doesn't change the fact that you are all very worn out and in need of a well deserved rest. The sleep you get at night is not enough to cover how hard you all work to make fritters and sell apples. I would like to give you all a gift to show my respect for your hard work." finished Stolid.

"Are you gonna fix the house?" inquired Applejack.

"Even better!" exclaimed Stolid as he touched each pony on the head with his talon. Each pony's skin turned blue slowly and they started swaying slowly.

Applebloom started to speak, "I feel really bummed out." before she fell flat on her face and went to sleep. Applejack was not pleased at all with this gift.

"Hey yah Cretin! This gift is terrible..." said Applejack before she joined Applebloom in dreamland. Big Mac did a backflip and landed in a perfect split, due to Stolid wanting something funny, and Granny Smith was already asleep before anypony else noticed.

Stolid:

"Haha!" said Stolid. "What will the village do now without its apples?". Stolid did a quick jig on the kitchen table and performed a front flip into the air and teleported outside. He flew up into the air and snapped his talon to produce a giant tarp as big as Sweet Apple Acres. Stolid let the tarp fall over the whole apple farm and let it settle. Stolid flew down and tried to lift the tarp but to no avail. "Looks like I'll need to use mah muscles..." Said Stolid. He instantly grew a bigger komodo dragon arm that was so ripped that veins could be seen popping out all around it. Stolid grabbed the tarp and tossed it into the air so high up that it disappeared. The magic tarp trick had been applied here, so when the tarp was lifted, the whole farm was a chaotic mess. from the sky raining frogs that exploded into fireworks when they hit the ground to apple trees running around on their own, things were certainly looking much better in Stolid's eyes. The ground of course was still seesawing and the farm house was flipping around at unimaginable speeds. The farm ponies inside were fine though because they were all sprawled out on a gyroscopic bed. Does it make sense? well it shouldn't.

Twilight:

Twilight Sparkle had been hiding inside of the library for awhile now with Spike, trying to avoid the random beasts that ran amuck. Twilight had just finished reading a letter for Spike to send about the whole ordeal. "Did you get all of that Spike?"

"Yup" said Spike as he sent the letter through his dragon flames. Twilight cracked open the door a bit and saw some ponies being chased around by the monsters. Most ponies had already retreated to their homes and were in hiding. Some of the less fortunate ponies, like the ones outside still, were cut off by multiple beasts chasing them.

"I'm starting to think that Rainbow Dash was right, Discord may be up to his schemes again...