spike dont give a fock any more

by thoseguysarecool

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Dark
Length: 1036

spike walks around not giving a fuck and fukin sheit up

spike suddenly one day realizes he doesn't care anymore and starts speaking his mind and goes on a little
murder rampage(is very violent)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-29 03:45:50 UTC

why are u such a batch twi?

SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!called twilight in her annoying and aggravating as all hell voice. oh celestia what does she want now.......WHAT? said spike in a usual worn out voice. jeez you have no need to yell said twilight in the same room as spike. well why did you yell if your right in the same room as me?

Dunno whatever don't care anyways what i need you to do today is i need you to pick up 136 quills go to Flutter shy's cabin and see if her bear has any crap to shovel

Oh! and that reminds me go see that mud pony apple crap and see how many apple trees you can burn........what? i like the smell of burnt dreams and apples

And why am i going to consider doing any of that twilight?.because i said so biatch. and at that moment twilight slapped spike with a back hoof making a thorough THWACK as spike flew across the room hitting the wall shaking the entire tree house/library

and as spike got up he yelled that hurt you whore and he ran at twilight and gave her a falcon kick to the vag(a kick to the vag)and as she fell over on the ground spike then proceeded to yell you got knocked the fuck out and continuously kicked her in the over sized stomach and after that he ran out of the tree he saw his first target........rarity

as spike made a zebra dash for rarity knocking over at least several ponies in the process. spike then grabbed the pony that was talking to her and chucked him three other ponies. wow spike good kill said rarity very impressed. thank you said spike and after he said I've always wanted to do this said spike.do what darling said...well you can probably guess who said that one.

THIS he yelled as spike as he spun her around and licked her ass. just like all of her crack was just like full dragon tongue. and after that he slapped her ass so hard most of the stallions in the markets went damn DAT ass tho as they all admired the jiggle factor that came off of her ass

s-s-spike whats gotten into you? as she got a little wet. well I've always wanted to do that and guess what I DON'T GIVE A SHIT as he yelled running away super fast. and in his awesome zebra sprint he ran into pinkie pie.

well hi there spike how ya doing? asked pinkie in her usual sugar rush type voice.well well well if it isn't the pink party machine spike quoted the name that everyone gave her.well i was just thinking if you could tell me if this rag smells like chloroform said spike quickly as he shoved a rag soaked in the stuff in her face.

and pinkie simply said you don't think like 56 stallions have done that before? here let me help you and she then pushed spike into a near by bush

well this isn't nearly how i imagined it happening but ill take it! hey spike...do me a favor? shut up. as pinkie wrapped her mouth around his dick and put her magical mouth to work.

and as she started sucking she also started bobbing her head back and fourth. and while pinkie was just doing her usual routine spike was in complete and utter bliss he felt that his first time was the best. and the fact that it was in a bush didn't even faze him.

and as he felt he was about to finish in her mouth he said pinkie I'm about to.....and as he finished in her mouth she swallowed the whole load and said well do you still have a hard on spike?

and spike then said before i say anything pinkie in i say yes will i catch something?. and pinkie simply said well you see the thing about that is that........and she took off as fast as she could.and spike then said with a sigh of relief and said to himself well at least her mouth was good

and as spike walked down the dirt path he saw a very familiar apple farm and decided he would do one thing from twilight's list

and as he took a giant hit from his dragon bong be blew a huge pot cloud from his mouth and killed most of the birds in the area but at the same time burning 2 or 3 trees spike couldn't tell he was high off his ass and laughing hysterically

and the apple pony apple jack ran out screaming oh lordly Jesus its a fire. and before she could say anything else her brother came out of literally nowhere like a hole in the ground or something like that again he was seriously high

and as apple jack tried to put out the pot fire big mac in a moonshine rage kicked her into the fire and sang this mare is on fire

and with that spike took his leave as big mac skull fucked appul jacks corpse with his little mac

and just as spike got to the top of pony suicide hill he watched as the famous apple farm burnt and big Mack kept screaming that he set fire to the rain but spike didn't understand that but he didn't question it as he jumped over the hill and landed on a pile of sacrifice ponies but it seemed that slitting their throats and pushing them over a hill wasn't the way celestia wanted sacrifices to go down

but as spike landed he say flutter shy and thought hmm what can i do to her?.......oh i know he yelled scaring flutter shy into pooping herself as she turned to see a familiar little dragon coming towards her but before she could say anything he immediately took a running jump and shoved his monster cock down her throat and came immediately causing her to pass out with lack of air and shock

and as he walked away from a brain dead flutter shy he thought to himself hmm............today was a good day.

                                                                                                                  end of part one maybe