Soarin' With a Side of Pie

by ClipClopColt

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Romance, Original Character
Length: 1991

Self insert clop involving Soarin' challenging a young royal guard to a drinking contest with tequila shots over the last apple pie. After giving up Soarin' decides on another type of pie. Good ol' clop ensues.

Self insert clop from 'your' PoV involving Soarin' challenging a young royal guard (you) to a drinking contest with tequila shots over the last apple pie. After giving up Soarin' decides on another type of pie. Good ol' clop ensues, if you don't like m/m shipping then this probably isn't for you.

Note: This is my first fic so don't expect perfection. :P

Published 2014-02-09 16:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-09 16:20:01 UTC

Mmmm Pie!

Mmmm Pie!

After a yet another rough day you find yourself trotting into your favourite bar on the west side of Canterolt, a big wooden sign hanging out the front with 'The Twisted Hydra' written in it. You enter and sit at the bar, placing your guard helmet on it along with your head.

"Looks like somepony had a rough day, the usual?" The bartender said pulling out a martini glass.

"Yeah, shaken and not stirred." You reply lifting your head off the bar.

"Coming right up, so what's gotcha down?" The bartender asks as he starts shaking the drink. You shrug glancing around the pub looking for anything remotely interesting. The bartender chuckles at the sight.

"Looks like you need to get yourself a mare, how about that lass over there?" The bartender said pointing to a orange maned mare in the corner with a few of her friends.

"Nah, she's not really my type. Hey can I get that last apple pie?" You ask sipping on your drink.

"Yeah sure as long as one of my regulars don't fly in..." The bartender replies as a light blue blur lands next to you.

"Dibs on the pie!" He said pointing to it starting to drool on the bar.

"Ah crap I've only got one left and this gentlecolt here kinda already asked for it." The bartender replied slowly backing away. The blue pegasus turned around pouting.

"Awww c'mon dude, I didn't have lunch today." You say trying to look away from the adorable facial expressions.

"I'll give you tickets to the next wonderbolt show!" He pleaded. You then realise he's wearing a wonderbolt outfit and you gasp realising that pouting at you is none other than Soarin', one of the best fliers in Equestria. However your stomach rumbles reminding you that the pie can't be given up so easily. You think you hear a ding as you come up with a fair way to decide.

"How about we drink for it?" You propose with a smirk.

"Fine! But only if it's tequila." Soarin' replies. The bartender grins filling shot glasses up and placing them on the bar.

By now the bar is all but empty just leaving you and the wasted wonderbolt staring each other down as the bartender sits idly by counting up his bits with a smirk. You occasionally see Soarin's eyes drift down trying to see what's under your suit of armour while you finish you eighth shot.
"You...gonna give up yet?" Soarin' hiccups and tries to lean back on his stool.

"You look like you've had enlough if ya ask me." You reply with a numb tongue.

"Enlough? Wazzat mean dude? Ah dammit you can have that damn pie. I just have one condition." Soarin' replies waving his hoof around. You grin at the sight.

"Oh? Now what would you have in mind?" You rub your hooves together as the bartender brings the pie over.

"Well it's only fair that we both get a pie, so you're gonna come to my place to make one." Soarin' teasingly puts a hoof on your inner thigh indicating where the night is turning. You can't help but blush, it takes you several seconds to manage to move your lips.

"How about we split this pie, we'll need some energy if we're going to be buck... baking!" You stammer hoping the bartender wasn't paying attention.

"Ah-ha! I knew that you'd say that!" Soarin' called out in victory as he sliced the the pie in half and gobbled down his half.
"Okay now hurry up I wanna get baking." You take the hint and gobble down the pie and put some bits on the bar.

"Well that filled a hole. Come on you." You get up and leave the pub with soarin' and head towards his house.

"Yeah... 'a' hole." Soarin' said laughing at the innuendo.

The moment you walk inside you're greeted by a door slamming shut and a tongue going into your mouth. You're sent into the wall and pinned by a pair of hooves as you can't help but moan from the sudden intimacy. You started to feel swelling in your groin and notice that you're still wearing your armour.
"G-gotta get undressed, you don't know what it's like to get hard in this..." Just as you finish your sentence you feel Soarin's hooves move down and your sides and sets free the tension as your now hard cock is revealed.

"Mmmm... quite a weapon you've got there." Soarin' returns to the oral foreplay and brings himself closer; quickly you reach around him and search around, you soon find it and pull the zip down and the entire outfit falls off revealing soarin' entirely. You use this opportunity to grab him by the flanks, Soarin' however has other plans. In an instant you find yourself being tackled onto the couch and pinned by two powerful forelegs.
"Have you ever done this before?" He asked as he softly bites at your neck. You shake your head in response.

"I have umm... used plenty of toys though." You reply blushing immensely.

"Haven't we all?" Soarin' chuckled and finally released his grip on you.
"I'm gonna have a shower before we go any further. Spitfire's been riding me like a mule."

"Well don't take too long, I'm hungry like a beast." You say booping Soarin' on the nose as he goes upstairs waving his behind as he went. After he's out of sight you decide to go upstairs for a quick peep; you hear the shower start running and Soarin' moaning.

"Sweet Celestia that's good!" Soarin' calls out abnormally loud. You're in his bedroom and you might as well make yourself at home and sit on the bed; looking around you open up his bedside drawer revealing a long black toy along with apple flavoured lube. You hear more moaning coming from the bathroom and give up on trying to wait. You grab the toy and put lube on it with your hoof; you then proceed carefully to the bathroom door which is partially open and swings open with ease, luckily Soarin' hasn't noticed you.

"I wonder how tight he is?" Soarin' said pondering to himself. You use this chance to sneak in from the opposite side where Soarin's plot is now in full view; you stare at it for several seconds taking in his perfectly toned features.

"How about I find out how tight you are?" You say with a sly smile. Soarin' jumps at the sound of your voice but doesn't turn around.

"Well somepony got impatient. Waddya gonna do now?" As soon as Soarin' finished his sentence he felt something familiar prod his entrance.
"So you found my little stash?" Soarin' gave out a small moan as you slowly push the black toy into his hole as slow as possible, enjoying the low moans and grunts coming from the pegasus. You look lower to see that his member is now at full mast and already dripping in pre-cum making you lick your lips. Finally the toy goes all the way in and Soarin' snaps back to reality. He reaches back and pulls the dildo out and throws it away.

"Hey! I thought you liked that?" You reply with a confused look. Suddenly Soarin' turns around and shoves his tongue down your throat making you weak at the knees. As you wrestle around with each others mouths you slowly find yourself lying down on your back with Soarin' on top of you. He exits your mouth and makes his way south; he now has a full view of your stallionhood and plot. You look back to see him put lube on his tongue, much to your confusion you decide you just lean back and let him do the work. He spreads your legs and moves in close to your rear then suddenly feel something warm and slippery touch your hole.

"Oh Soarin'! That's amazing!" You moan as he moves his tongue around your plot, he takes a deep breath and thrusts his tongue inside making you squeal slightly. Soarn' lifts his head back up and grabs the lube again, this time placing it on his member; he moves back to his previous position above you and kisses your forehead.

"You ready?" He says with a now serious tone; you nod and hold your breath as you feel him prod against your entrance. He leans slightly putting more pressure on you then with a small pop he enters you making you moan.

"Y-you're so tight." Soarin' says grunting as his member slowly fills you up. You feel his base finally make contact and you exhale making your entire body relax. You put your hooves around his neck and pull him in closer as he pulls out slowly. You bring him in for a kiss, you get an immediate taste of apples and keep using your tongue to find more of the delicious flavour. Finally he pulls almost completely out and shoves himself back in slightly harder make you give out a quick moan.

"H-harder... please?" You reply barely able to move your lips from the overwhelming pleasure. Soarin' grins and speeds up making the friction unbearably incredible as his balls slapped against you over and over. You soon find it overwhelming and no longer able to retain it.
"Oh yes! Soarin' that's it! Oh Celestia harder! Harder! Buck me senseless you dirty colt!" You shout as Soarin's grunts begin to also pick up in volume as he moans your name. You put your hind legs around him keeping Soarin' in place as he pumps at full speed.

"Ah... I'm getting close... Gonna cum!" Soarin' called out as he began preparing for his inevitable climax.

"Oh yes... fill me! Fill me!" You shout as he buries deep inside you grunting, you feel his member throb as the sticky white fluid fills you up to the brim. A small amount of cum drips out and gets washed away from the now lukewarm water. You both breathe heavily for what seemed like an eternity. Suddenly you look down realising that even though you were incredibly close, you still hadn't reached your climax. Soarin' also notices and smiles, he clumsily climbs off you and lies down on his belly. You immediately follow and position yourself behind him. You notice that he's still lubed from the toy and decide to waste no time.

"Take me already!" Soarin' said. No longer eyeing him you spread his legs apart opening up his plot; without thinking you launch yourself straight into Soarin' making him yell in pain and pleasure. You pay no attention and thrust at full speed causing Soarin's flanks to bounce back and forth with your rhythm. However the events of round one catches you of guard and a pressure starts building up inside you.

"G-gonna cum babe!" You call out giving Soarin' a heads up on as you bottom out giving out one last long moan while you finally give way. Your climax is the most amazing thing you've ever felt as sparks go off in you head while your prick pumps away everything you have, making soarin's plot become overflowed and a white liquid starts seeping out.

You both let out a sigh as you pull out and slowly stand up with shaky legs. You both wash in silence and dry off. Soarin' climbs into bed and pats beside him inviting you in; you climb in and your exhausted body collapses in a lump but somehow manage to get comfy. As you roll on your side you feel a hoof softly grab you while the blue pagasus starts cuddling you, bringing himself closer as you both drift off to sleep.

Author's Note

This is my first fic so I'm sure my newer works will be better. Anyway criticism is welcome where it's due and I hope you enjoyed. :)