The last human

June 5 2016

Its time its finally time I thought to my self "those pony bastards are going to pay!" I yelled in the hull of my ship.Where are my manners if you don't know me my name is Jack i worked for as a military test pilot until the pony island popped out of nowhere and everyone went crazy like it was the end of the world or something.To bad it was but i managed to escape the giant ball of destruction since i was in orbit around earth for reconnaissance and was full of and was supplied enough to stay up here for a century.

Now the only thing i have to do is either land it or parachute down before it crashes into earth

"ill go with the option of parachuting" I quietly said to myself "unless they have an airstrip which i highly doubt"."Now just have to make it go safely down so i don't get thrown out to fast and die which wouldn't be my best choice".

"CONTACT WITH OBJECT IMMINENT" yelled the AI as I was preparing to jump "Ya I know Bruce" I said, Bruce was what I called my AI because I was lonely being the last human and all. I could see the shore because my plane was about to crash into it so I finally jumped and opened my parachute so I could safely get to land instead of falling on it I really like being intact when I plan my revenge.

I landed on the ground like a rock thrown into a wall but I didn't care so I lazily lifted myself off the ground . My plane finally came in contact with land and made explosion which probably could be seen from a hundred miles away "I'm pretty sure they would want to know what happened here so I have to get away fast before they can get here and blow me to bits". "Maybe my GPS can help" I said as I pulled it out of my pocket "CONNECTION! SINCE WHEN DID THESE NEED A CONNECTION DAMMIT!" I said as i threw it into the never ending abyss called the ocean."well I guess I will have to find my own way" so I started dashing for my life into a forest mostly because I saw a balloon with armored ponies holding pointy things.