The last human

Hiding wasn't fun especially when a guard looking for you and is about to knock on the door of a house you hide a body in "this kitchen knife simply wont do that armor is to thick and the only chance I have at killing him would be stabbing him in the face" I said to myself. OPEN THE DOOR BEFORE I OPEN IT MYSELF!" yelled the guard "better get ready to strike" I said "YOU HAVE FAILED TO RECEIVE ORDERS UNDER CELESTIA" he yelled as he pulverized the door with his horn. "Now is the right time to strike" I said as I started to charge towards him, he prepared to fire the laser from his horn but I was to quick for him and stabbed him right in the eye. "AURGGH" cried the pony as I pulled the knife out of his now blinded I eye "now its time to finish him off" I whispered to myself when I prepared to stab him where I was sure his brain is. "HAVE SOME OF THIS YOU PONY FREAK" I said as I repeatedly stabbed him. I was pretty sure I stabbed him where I wanted to because he wasn't moving or breathing at all. "That was easy and this spear will probably make it even easier" I said as I attached It to my backpack that I had used to parachute down.

      As I was walking out of the house through the window I opened  I heard the wonderful sound of a train stopping "that's my ticket out of here" I said."The best way to get in that train without getting caught is probably going to be the back" I said as I quietly crawled to what seemed like never ending rows of houses "but even that will be difficult with all these ponies wanting to get in and out of the train". "ALL ABOARD TO PONYVILLE" yelled the conductor  "Ponyville hmm, I remember Gary telling me about the place I think he said something about artillery being stationed their". As I started to climb up I saw something that made me climb a little faster a bunch of guards coming out of the train.One of them which I presume to be the captain because of his golden plated armor pulled out a megaphone and yelled "THEIR HAS BEEN TWO MURDERS IN THIS TOWN ACCORDING TO THE NEWSPAPER THE MURDERER IS STILL UNKNOWN BUT IF YOU KNOW MORE PLEASE REPORT TO THE CAMP STATIONED AT TOWN HALL IMMEDIATELY" by the time he finished his sentence I had already found my way into the back of the train.

I was hiding in the cargo part of the train since their was a bunch of crates and luggage everywhere I searched through one and found a granola bar and an apple which I immediately ate it since I was starving from not eating anything in a day."Attention everypony" said the conductor "are schedule has changed before we go to Ponyville we must stop at a military checkpoint to get are train checked for a pony that has been said to be causing trouble". "Damn it" I quietly said  "I may not be a pony but I know that the only reason they are calling me one is to not scare any of the passengers"

Meanwhile in Canterlot

"Sister we still have not found the human that has been trespassing on our land" said Luna "He will be found soon enough" Celestia said as she looked down at her subjects "Princess" said Flash Sentry "Their is something strange about the human's wreckage"  "What is it" both of the sisters said  "it has a strange voice coming from the front of the machine saying that the human plans to set canterlot ablaze"  "We must eliminate him before he does" said celestia  "agreed" Luna and the guard said.