The last human

by rainbowderp117

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 2406

Jack must stop the magical forces of equestria for killing his race.

Jack is just your ordinary test pilot until a magical race of ponies attacks earth and wipes the human race out or so they think.Jack must take out the equestrian leaders and take earth back. Authors Note:please tell me why you dislike or like my stories so I can know what I did right or wrong

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-04 23:44:45 UTC

A [not so] perfect landing

June 5 2016

Its time its finally time I thought to my self "those pony bastards are going to pay!" I yelled in the hull of my ship.Where are my manners if you don't know me my name is Jack i worked for as a military test pilot until the pony island popped out of nowhere and everyone went crazy like it was the end of the world or something.To bad it was but i managed to escape the giant ball of destruction since i was in orbit around earth for reconnaissance and was full of and was supplied enough to stay up here for a century.

Now the only thing i have to do is either land it or parachute down before it crashes into earth

"ill go with the option of parachuting" I quietly said to myself "unless they have an airstrip which i highly doubt"."Now just have to make it go safely down so i don't get thrown out to fast and die which wouldn't be my best choice".

"CONTACT WITH OBJECT IMMINENT" yelled the AI as I was preparing to jump "Ya I know Bruce" I said, Bruce was what I called my AI because I was lonely being the last human and all. I could see the shore because my plane was about to crash into it so I finally jumped and opened my parachute so I could safely get to land instead of falling on it I really like being intact when I plan my revenge.

I landed on the ground like a rock thrown into a wall but I didn't care so I lazily lifted myself off the ground . My plane finally came in contact with land and made explosion which probably could be seen from a hundred miles away "I'm pretty sure they would want to know what happened here so I have to get away fast before they can get here and blow me to bits". "Maybe my GPS can help" I said as I pulled it out of my pocket "CONNECTION! SINCE WHEN DID THESE NEED A CONNECTION DAMMIT!" I said as i threw it into the never ending abyss called the ocean."well I guess I will have to find my own way" so I started dashing for my life into a forest mostly because I saw a balloon with armored ponies holding pointy things.

First Contact

I walked around the forest trying to find my way but most of the time the only thing I had encountered was the ocean. I looked around me at the birds chirping the leaving surfing through the wind this place was peaceful for being a home of ponies who killed my race. But then I heard an ear piercing roar very near.

I'm freaking out right now and do you want to know why? Because their is some mythical creature called a manticore wanting to eat me for lunch.I would use my handy handgun but I'll save it for when I'm in plain site and not hiding behind a bush."I am one lucky man but that deer isn't" I said as I walked away from a hulking beast of destruction eating that deer that got in its way. I found a way out the forest and toke in my surrounding "I would say this looked like earth but I don't remember it being so cartoony probably because I'm in Equestria".

"I didn't expect to find a town this early" I said as I was looking at it through binoculars "Also didn't expect to find a desert so early either". It was getting dark the sun was going down to let the moon take the stage "I never remember the moon having a unicorn on it, damn ponies their even replacing our moon". "I remember Gary talking about this place he said it was beautiful but I never could have thought it would be this beautiful" I said "I also remember how much he wanted to blow this place up, damn i miss him". "Crap" I whispered to myself as a carriage passed by "lucky me this bush was here to give me cover but I have to be more careful" I looked at a sign that said "welcome to applelusa" "what a strange name for a town" I said to myself as I stealthily crawled behind a house.

"Well its time" I said to my self when I was about to sneak into the back the a house "first we need to see if this window can break easily but first" I said as i pushed it and it opened "well,that was easy" I said as I climbed in. "why is this room so small!" I thought as I searched through it, and right before I could have a chance to hide a pony quickly opened the door and said "how dare yall try to get in ma house ya rotten thief. Oh a human well I wont think twice about killing you" he said as he pulled out a kitchen knife from his cowboy hat. Before he could react I say he because he has a male voice I took my handgun out of it's holster and shot him between the eyes and he quickly dropped dead. I don't know what to feel right know because I survived getting stabbed to death but I lost all my ammo doing it "How can I be so stupid" I said to myself because I forgot all my ammo in the plane I crashed into the ground.

When I inspected the pony I killed and found his wallet turns out his name is Braeburn and has a hundred coins that he has donated to charity. I also found out that their is a guard outside asking if any ponies have seen me.

A train to catch

Hiding wasn't fun especially when a guard looking for you and is about to knock on the door of a house you hide a body in "this kitchen knife simply wont do that armor is to thick and the only chance I have at killing him would be stabbing him in the face" I said to myself. OPEN THE DOOR BEFORE I OPEN IT MYSELF!" yelled the guard "better get ready to strike" I said "YOU HAVE FAILED TO RECEIVE ORDERS UNDER CELESTIA" he yelled as he pulverized the door with his horn. "Now is the right time to strike" I said as I started to charge towards him, he prepared to fire the laser from his horn but I was to quick for him and stabbed him right in the eye. "AURGGH" cried the pony as I pulled the knife out of his now blinded I eye "now its time to finish him off" I whispered to myself when I prepared to stab him where I was sure his brain is. "HAVE SOME OF THIS YOU PONY FREAK" I said as I repeatedly stabbed him. I was pretty sure I stabbed him where I wanted to because he wasn't moving or breathing at all. "That was easy and this spear will probably make it even easier" I said as I attached It to my backpack that I had used to parachute down.

      As I was walking out of the house through the window I opened  I heard the wonderful sound of a train stopping "that's my ticket out of here" I said."The best way to get in that train without getting caught is probably going to be the back" I said as I quietly crawled to what seemed like never ending rows of houses "but even that will be difficult with all these ponies wanting to get in and out of the train". "ALL ABOARD TO PONYVILLE" yelled the conductor  "Ponyville hmm, I remember Gary telling me about the place I think he said something about artillery being stationed their". As I started to climb up I saw something that made me climb a little faster a bunch of guards coming out of the train.One of them which I presume to be the captain because of his golden plated armor pulled out a megaphone and yelled "THEIR HAS BEEN TWO MURDERS IN THIS TOWN ACCORDING TO THE NEWSPAPER THE MURDERER IS STILL UNKNOWN BUT IF YOU KNOW MORE PLEASE REPORT TO THE CAMP STATIONED AT TOWN HALL IMMEDIATELY" by the time he finished his sentence I had already found my way into the back of the train.

I was hiding in the cargo part of the train since their was a bunch of crates and luggage everywhere I searched through one and found a granola bar and an apple which I immediately ate it since I was starving from not eating anything in a day."Attention everypony" said the conductor "are schedule has changed before we go to Ponyville we must stop at a military checkpoint to get are train checked for a pony that has been said to be causing trouble". "Damn it" I quietly said  "I may not be a pony but I know that the only reason they are calling me one is to not scare any of the passengers"

Meanwhile in Canterlot

"Sister we still have not found the human that has been trespassing on our land" said Luna "He will be found soon enough" Celestia said as she looked down at her subjects "Princess" said Flash Sentry "Their is something strange about the human's wreckage"  "What is it" both of the sisters said  "it has a strange voice coming from the front of the machine saying that the human plans to set canterlot ablaze"  "We must eliminate him before he does" said celestia  "agreed" Luna and the guard said.

How it ended

December 21st 2012 5:45 Canterlot: Equestria

"Sir your not gonna like this" said field commander Gary "but that unicorn thing just took out an entire platoon of tanks in less than a minute of the assault" He said as ash was brushing his face  "How many casualties" asked General Winston "hundreds most of them died before we could get outside the castle"   "DAMMIT" yelled the general "can you get your men out of their?"   "No" said Gary.

6:00 Scientific Military Weather installation: Washington

"Sir we are getting massive amounts of nuclear energy coming from the island of Equestria" said Jack on the intercom "So i guess this is really the end" said Chairman Cole "Most likely sir".

6:25 Ponyville: Equestria

"Sir it looks like their setting off a nuke in the Canterlot!" Said sergeant James "Can you contact Gary?" asked Winston "No sir their is no connection between me and anyone one in Canterlot" As the pink ball of energy approached faster and faster "James get your men out of their now"said Winston "sir Sir! Aurgggh!" Cried James as the pink nuclear energy collided into him.

6:40 The Capitol:Washington D.C

"Mr President we cant contact anyone in Equestria or the Australian government it looks like that pink ball of energy may have wiped them out"said secret service Rem "I guess this is the end" said the president.

7:00 Area 51: Nevada

"Sir their is no way to stop this nuclear energy from wiping us out and it seems that it does not affect ponies at all" Said scientific researcher Bill "I guess it is time to say goodbye isn't it " Said Winston.

11:24 Canterlot Equestria

"We finished them" said Celestia "yes but their would be less loses if your sister was not on the moon" said Captain Shinning Hoof "I know but she is to corrupted  to be able help to us".

The checkpoint

I was woken up by the sound of the train stopping "CRAP!" I yelled as I quickly got back on my feet "I totally forgot" I just remembered that we were stopping at a military checkpoint instead of Ponyville. I got my spear and awaited what came next. "Okay everypony please remember to stay calm the military is only doing this for your protection" said the conductor on the speaker. As I was hiding behind a crate I could here the the hooves of a pony tapping against the floor getting louder and louder with each step and when the pony opened the door it wouldn't budge. "CONDUCTOR! Unlock this door immediately!" yelled the guard "right away sir" the conductor responded "close this door" said the soldier "if he's in here I don't want him to escape" the guard said as he was stepping in "of course sir" the conductor said as he started to lock the door.

"I your in here" the guard said as he was trying to find me "show yourself and I'll make your death nice and quick" as he was facing away from me I began to get out of cover. "He's right behind me isn't he" the guard said when he saw a shadow rising over him. As he slowly moved his head around and faced where I thought he was I slowly moved in front of him and said "Nope right in front of you" before he had time to react I disarmed him and shoved his spear into his neck so he couldn't any sounds that would alert the other soldiers he had died a few seconds later. I proceeded to throw him out the back where I had previously gotten in.

"Okay conductor my men have checked your entire train and have not found any trace of him you now have my permission to go to your previously scheduled destination" said the commanding officer "thank you sir"  the conductor responded as he was shoveling coal into the engine. As the train went on it's way to Ponyville the guards found a familiar body laying on the tracks "commander I found what appears is shining hoofs body on the train tracks" said a soldier "where is that train scheduled to go" the commander responded "to Ponyville sir" said the soldier examining the body "tell Celestia her royal guards are sure to take care of him.

"So Ponyville huh" I said as I looked at it through the window "It'll be much easier to plan have a place to rest with all these trees and rocks to hide behind.And that cloud how does it even have a city up their hows is that even possible?" I got all my things knowing that in a world full of magic ponies their will be some weird stuff.