Canterlot Academy

by Forsain

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Human, Alternate Universe
Length: 663

"Well im fucked!!" im frost, or thats what they call me here at canterlot middleschool, this is me and my friends advetures in this crazy world of middleschool.

"Well im fucked!!" im frost, or thats what they call me here at canterlot middleschool, this is me and my friends advetures in this crazy world of middleschool.

This is a place of the brightest and best in the world, Canterlot Academy, grades 3-Coledge

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-05 06:22:17 UTC

The first day....

"wait, wait, wait pinkie, I see you have covered all of my basic questions about the principal knowing and such....but,HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THE BATHROOM WITHOUT GETTING CALLED A PERVERT!!!!!!!!"all of the girls cringed at the thought of a boy sitting on one of their toilets doing his business, "Well ya'll could always use the toilet in yer dorm." I froze for a few moments only thanking some otherworldly being for that, and I shouldn't have "AJ wasn't the extra toilets costing to much and they stoped doing that, they are only in the colledge and highschool dorms this year." I was heartbroken, a pain suddenly throbbed in my head, I swooped around and took off my backpack, I unzipped it and searched, yes it was there a bottle of pure sugarcane juice and caffeine, sweet but good. I swung back around holding the bottle and 7 cups (so you know I came packed this wasn't just a bottle of the stuff it was a gallon, and I had 2 more in my "special suitcase" if you catch my drift, and if you don't think that way, my porno!) I recododnized a few chicks on the bus, Sandy, Adriana, Britny and Serah, all girls from the time my friend Mason drug me on one of his panty raids and I was the one blamed, the amount of lamps and tables thrown at me........ shivering at the thought I began pouring the drinks slowly and carfully so not to spill any of the brown liquid, all of the solo cups were full and I handed them out to the girls, they took a sniff and then drank, no reaction, a second drink, nothing, a third, their eyes widened and they began shaking, all exept pinkie, "WHOOWE" tat was the first response from AJ, the rest were similar but fluttershy just chugged the entire thing and to me what seemed as no sugarbuzz.

The bus stoped and we got off, a huge building and a few hundred others all scattered but some how centralized, splayed across the grounds, here is my instant thought, "WOW looks like a huge StarCraft map" I don't kid.

Prolouge

"Honey come here" "Coming mom" I said swiftly chucking my computer tower into my suitcase, I was going to a new school for sixth grade, Canterlot Academy, a place for the best and brightest. I checked my bags and ran down the stairs counting each as I went 17 exactly, I turned into the kitchen and hugged my mom and dad passing them by in a flash, I was focused on something else, a bus a large one outside the house. The front door swung open and six girls stood there panting, "Joseph hurry hurry hurry" a girl in a short skirt and a balloon satchel bag slung over her shoulder grabbed me and dragged me out and pushed me onto the bus. "Pinkie what was that for, she's odviously nervous for this year" said a slightly pale girl with purple and violet hair. "yall are bein' harsh on the guy she's just in sixth grade see" "like you aren't miss farmer, and how did you get into this school!!" "ah'm an expert in the agarugultural field or however you say it" "oh so your like me you got in by doing something awesome like being epic at sports" "WOULD YOU STOP TALKIN'" I yelled a the top of my lungs, the girls halted the chatting and looked at me in some sort of daze "why is a boy on our bus" the blonde girl asked, "I enrolled him so we can all stay friends!!!" Pinkiepie shouted "YOU WHAT!!!!" they all yelled in unison "well I more got his parents to enroll him by changing the brosure so it didn't seem like a all girls school!!" she said with a giggle.

Corection to what I said.......Canterlot Academy, a place for the best and brightest..........GIRLS