To Be Pounded: Clop Compendium.

Shining armour wasn't having the best day of his career. He had managed to lose a criminal in broad daylight... in Canterlot, he'd been chewed out by Cadence due to his... activities with Pinkie pie, then to top it all off, he had been hit by a flying ball of cum while walking around the palace.

"I swear to Celestia..." he grumbled, looking into his bathroom mirror and throwing drying his face off. ”Can this day any worse..."

It seemed the universe decided to test his resolve, by knocking on his door. "Sir Armour!" it called to him, in a strangely feminine voice.

"Hello?" he called back, walking out of the bathroom and over to the door. Opening it, Shining saw that it was a blue coated, grey maned mare. "How can I help you?"

The mare coughed into a hoof, unrolled a scroll and started to read out, "Sir Shining Armour and possible guests. By order of Princess Luna, you and all other family members shall be escorted out of Canterlot Palace as soon as possible." The mare sighed, before rolling the scroll up and looking at him quite unamused.

"What?!" Shining shouted, his eyes widening. "This must be some kind of joke... I know what it is," he chuckled. "Cadence put you up to this... Well, tell her that... ImsosorryIeanttocomehome!" he cried, kneeling and shaking the mare.

~~~

"Oomph..."Shining yelped as his rear collided with the steps of Canterlot Palace. "Maybe it wasn't Cadence..." He sighed, picking his two small bags up in his magic and looking around at the crowd of ponies whispering to each other. "What?!"

He walked down the road slowly, looking around for someplace to sit and think for a while, until he saw a small, out of the way, bar. The sign out front blasted, in neon color, 'The saltlick saloon'.

His curiosity peaking, Shining trotted over and pushed the door open to find a sparsely filled bar with half decent music and not a lot of drinks to choose from. Sighing, he shrugged and walked in, giving a small grimace as he felt the sticky floors and slightly soggy carpet.

Jumping up on one of the stools, Shining took a glance over some of the drinks and frowned at the names. "Manticore whisky... Sounds like a bad idea..." he mumbled, having quick flashbacks to boot camp. Shaking them off, he ordered a small run and cuke and looked around at the other ponies.

They seemed normal enough; maybe a little sad but not strange in this sort of place. He scanned until he saw a certain chromatic mane and tail sticking out in a sea of brown stained upholstery. Curious, he took his drink and left a few bits on the bar, then walked over.

As he walked around, Shining's eyebrows rose when he saw his sister's friend, Rainbow Dash, slightly slumped in the seat, asleep. Placing his bags down under the table, he sat down and gently rocked her awake.

"What, who?" Dash grumbled, blinking as her vision returned and revealed Shining sitting opposite her. "Oh, hey. You're Twilight's brother..." she mumbled, still sleepy. Dash rubbed the sleep out of her eyes and stretched, giving her wings a tiny flap. "What brings out to this place?"

"I... got kicked out of the palace..." Shining stated, annoyance on his face. "The guards said it was something to do with my sister and some foreign dignitaries..."

"You haven't heard?" Dash asked, barely able to contain her laughter. When Shining looked at her confused, her dam burst and she started laughing with tears in her eyes. "T-Twilight... She, hang on..." she caught her breath and calmed down. "She screwed all of them!"

"What?!" Shining shouted, unable to believe her. "My sister wouldn't do that..." He retorted, before he stopped and sat back in the chair. "She has been acting odd..." he muttered, a horrified look on his face. "Which ones...?"

"T-The wolves!"

~~~

It was another five minutes before Dash had calmed down enough to actually hold a conversation without bursting into laughter again and another ten minutes after that before she would talk about anything else other than her friend being screwed by royal dignitaries.

"Are you done?" Shining asked rhetorically. "Now... What are you doing in here?"

Dash sat back and sighed. "I come in here sometimes when I'm in Canterlot. I came around to see if Twilight could hang out, but she's got better things to do..."

"I see..." Shining nodded, finishing his drink. He smiled over to Dash and asked, "Want a drink?"

"Uh, sure. Beer."

He went up and ordered the drinks and took a look back at dash, who was currently stretching her wings to either side, showing off the impressive muscles. A few minutes later, he brought the drinks back and handed hers over.

The night had its ups and downs for the two and eventually they stumbled out of the bar in the dead of night with Dash leaning on Shining, a red tint on both of their faces.

They stumbled about until Dash spotted a hotel and pulled Shining over and into it. A couple minutes of explaining what they wanted and they were upstairs and in their own suite.

Dash pushed shining backwards towards the bed and grinned. Her mane was all over the place, her feathers were slightly off and she stumbled towards Shining.

Shining Armour wasn't sure if this was wrong, but he'd be damned if he wouldn't admit that Dash wasn't Celestia-damned sexy right at that moment. Thus, it wasn't long before Shining Jr. was out to play.

Rainbow saw it grow and she bit her lip in anticipation. As it reached its peak, she gazed down at it with lust and pounced. She bowled him over and landed on the bed, her on top. Looked down at him, it was clear that Shining was excited as his hooves gently trailed over her rump and flank.

Dash rolled her eyes and growled, "Harder..." She took his hooves and pressed them firmly on her rump, right on her cutie-marks, making her release a sigh of pleasure.

"R-Right..." Shining replied, squeezing and kneading her marks, making her gasp and squirm. He ever so slowly moved himself back and forth, sliding his cock across Dash's lips, letting out a soft hum.

Dash was panting, her wings giving a "Thwomp" as they sprung up and she leaned down to capture Shining's lips with her own, letting out a lust-filled moan.

They broke apart a few seconds later and she looked down at him. "Fuck me real good~"

This pushed Shining over the edge as all of his anger and annoyance of the day’s events made him lean up and roll over with Dash, pinning her underneath. He leaned down, beside her head and whispered, "With pleasure..."

Aligning his cook with her marehood, Shining let out a long "Ooh" as it slid into the dripping fuck-hole.

"Oh fuck yes!" Dash moaned out, feeling her walls being pushed aside by his shaft. Inch after rock hard inch was gobbled up by Dash's can't until he bottomed out at twelve inches. They sat there for a couple of seconds to let dash get used to him, before he moved back slowly and pulled himself out.

Rainbow couldn't help but sound out a small whimper as she felt empty without him inside her, but it didn't matter as soon as Shining reached his tip, he slammed it back in, all twelve inches.

"Ah, ah Ah!" Dash constantly squeaked as his fucking increased in speed. "D-Don't stop!" she shouted, her wings fluttering against the bed. "You're so big..."

"You're so tight, Dash!" Shining growled, before leaning and assaulting her mouth with his. His tongue slipped inside, quickly waging war on hers and winning.

Rainbow was putty in his hooves as she couldn't help but reach around and run her hooves over his toned body. She felt the rippling muscles and couldn't help but tense up as she felt her first orgasm of the night race up on her.

"Ohmygosh!" she screamed, shaking while her orgasm passed through her. It was over in a few seconds but for her it was magical and it wouldn't be the last that night as even while she was coming down, Shining was still pumping away inside her.

Sweat was dripping off of Shining and down onto Rainbow, but she didn't care. All she wanted was to have him inside her.

Shining found that he was nearly at his limits and slowed down to take his time and enjoy this before he blew it. He began to kiss and nibble her neck, adding to her pleasure and moving her closer to her second orgasm.

"Fucking yes, ohgoshyes!" Dash screamed, her hooves squeezing his rump and biting down on his collar as her orgasm hit her and knocked her senseless.

Shining felt her walls squeeze his cock, looking to milk him for his seed. He grunted as he released himself inside her, spraying thick ropes of cum over her walls. Spurt after spurt blasted out of him, filling her up and facing a little trickle to spray out as he pushed inside one last time.

Spent, he said his softening member out and fell beside her, panting as if his life depended on it. "Damn, that was amazing~" he chuckled, nuzzling her cheek while wrapping his legs around her and pulling her close.

Dash cooed and let out a small laugh. "Yeah, so awesome..." she whispered, her eyelids falling shut.