Jeff's/Cue Ball's adventures in Equestria!

It was a day after I won. I won the World Championships three years running. Tears were flowing down my face, and I was half , deaf due to how loud the crowd was. Lets roll back who am I? I'm Jeff, just Jeff. I play billiards, or pool as you might call it, professionally. I win every contest, tournament, anything I play. When I'm bored, I play. When I'm sleepy, I play. When I want to do anything, I play. You could call it an addiction, but a good one. I started playing when I was five, my dad had got me a table, a kid sized one of course. I thought it was boring at first, but I guess my dad was persistent, cause 8 years passed, and I still played. I had got a full sized table, and won some city/state championships. Most I came in 1st but some I came in 2nd or 3rd. But as I was playing on my 16th birthday I won a championship game, on the opening break. I played like crazy after that, and gave the sport massive popularity. Winning a lot made good content on a resume, after I had got out of college. I was pretty smart, had a perfect 4.0 GPA, and the funny thing is, I never studied.

I was a perfect son, any parents would want me, however one thing got on my dad's wrong side, and he got pretty mad when he found out. I am a brony. After a lot of screaming, and fierce arguments, I got the facts in, and the assumptions out. He thought that Bronies were, well, I'm not going to say. I later caught him watching season 1. I have to say, my favorite pony is Rainbow Dash. I can relate to her being impatient, and her personality. She is also the pony that got me into the show. I sometimes sit in bed, and just think of flying with here, pulling off a sonic rainboom, and then two, and then three! I can imagine Fluttershy saying, "Yay, he pulled of a triple rainboom!!!"

When my mom found out about me being a Brony, she didn't care, she was actually happy, and my brother, he was away a lot. He was 15 when I was born, and I have no memories of him. I was told he couldn't stop moving or talk to anyone for long because of his job, but I know the truth. He gave my family great honor in what he did. He joined the military and was deployed to Afghanistan. After his squad came under fire from an advancing unit, he fought back. His squad was heavily outnumbered and outgunned, but suffering through wounds that should have killed him he and his squad had killed or captured all of the enemy unit. One of his squad members said he died with a smile. I asked my parents how he really died at age 13. They told me, and I ended up laughing. I laughed at the fact he smiled at death, but tears were flowing really heavily. I still am stunned at what he did.

After all the flashing lights, the autographs, and the fainting, I'm basically a celebrity, I made it home.  And yes billiards are now one of the biggest attractions, on TV and in person, I am partially to blame for that. Anyways, I felt tired so I decided to go and play some billiards. I finished in 10 moves, which is below my average of 8. I usually put 8-11 balls in on the break. I then go to sleep, and see Rainbow Dash standing near a mirror, when I come flying out of it. I wake up, and find it is 8:00 am. I go down and play some billiards. I feel kinda nauseous, but I haven't ate, so I pass it off. I set up my game, making sure  the 8 ball is in the middle of the triangle, and position the cue ball. Im feeling sick at my stomach now, but I figured I would break, and then grab a bagel and come back down. As soon as I hit the cue ball, I fall, and throw up at the same time. I then fall though the throw up, wait what? I said it, I fell though the throw up. I fell into, a funnel like thing with rainbows. Was I drugged the night before?

I fell for quite some time, and then I saw something. A clear thing with what looked like Rainbow Dash on the other side. Wait, it is Rainbow Dash! Where was I, and how was I drugged? I hit the glass, have immense pain, and hear a scream. I land on the entrance to her cloud palace. She flies to me, and I ask, "Where am I?" in a daze. I don't hear her answer, as I blackout.