If you saw a blue mare with rainbow hair and wings, what would you do? Most would run and hug her. I wouldn't. I'd take that mare, I'd ruin her history, I'd make her a pitiful earth pony that can't do anything. Better yet, make her never exist at all. Oh, don't look so angry, I'm only making things interesting here. No self-centered pegasus pony, no sonic rainboom. Isn't that interesting, my friend? Hmph. You should turn that frown upside down, or I'll whack your head upside down. Here, look, I messed up her timeline, and made a book! Come sit down! I'll tell you a story like your mom when she's putting you to sleep! Hey, you, stop looking at me like that. Sheesh. Settle down. It's not like I'm going to eat you or anything ridiculous like that. Why don't we start?
