What if, in an alternate, magicless world, Twilight was a delusional hobo, imagining her magical adventures?

Twilight is a vagrant, living on the streets of a bleak city, but she doesn't let it bother her. Unfortunately, that's because she's not fully aware of her surroundings. This leads to some rather unusual and uncomfortable conversations with others.

Twilight makes an epic adventure from Canterlot (a spot under a random bridge) to Ponyville (a city park) at the request of Princess Celestia (a police officer) to make some friends.

In this world, there is no magic, no unicorns, and no pegasi except in Twilight's mind and in folklore; every pony is an earth pony. The story is, perhaps unadvisedly, played mostly straight.