A Fic To Read

by Pinkier_Pie

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 256

Meanwhile, on the other side of the universe...

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-16 03:57:16 UTC

The Start Of Something New

Fluttershy glided through the air, all the way to Rainbow Dash.

“You know what, Rainbow?” Fluttershy asked, somehow hoping that her friend would get it right the first time.

“Uh… Angel is…”

“PUSSY!?!?” screamed out Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash’s eyes lit up.

“Let’s go!” she shrieked in excitement.

“Uh… no. Not yet. You still have to excite me.” Fluttershy insisted. Her face slowly shifted into that of trollface, and a giant banner appeared saying that Fluttershy has evolved into Fluttroll.

“What do you say we do first then?” asked Dash. Fluttroll ignored her.

“Alright then, uh, USE THUNDERBOLT!!!” Dash Ketchum yelled. Unfortunately, she hadn’t collected enough badges to get her traded pokemon to obey because she would just stay in the one town and level grind on crappy pokemon. Fluttroll ignored her.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the universe, Pinkie Pie at some mushroms, and then downloaded the mushroms. It sucked because they came with viruses. Pinkie threw them up and smiled. No matter what colour they are, they are always pink on the inside… I mean their tongues. What the fuck did you think of? Their pussy? Yeah… that’s also a possible answer.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the universe, Pinkie Pie at some mushroms, and then downloaded the mushroms. It sucked because they came with viruses. Pinkie FORGOT to throw up and was yelled at by the director, Captain Jack Sparrah.

“Now… Matey…………………… You did a good job…. Matey……… Rum…… Beans……. I love weddings!.... Drinks all around!.....”