Hello Me, other me, other other me, I, other I, and myself!
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Hello Me, other me, other other me, I, other I, and myself!
"HARBADOOBLEKAPLAHPLAH!" Pinkie screamed as loud as she could. Luckily, Thunderpower Cloudstrike is babysitting the cake twins, and the cakes are off to Las Pegasus because a special event at a casino calls for cake. Pinkie's mane deflated now, and she was still bored. She felt like exploding. Then she got an idea.
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"Hey Zecora do you have anything to do?" Pinkie said trotting towards her hut. No answer, so she went in. Nopony was there, it was totally empty. She saw potions, lots of them. One that looked strangely like veggie soup with noodles. That was her favorite type was soup, and it smells that way too. "Weeelll.. Its not like she'll notice if its just a tiiiiny taste.." She walked over to the pot and drank some. It tastes delicious. "Well..maybe just a little more.."
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Half a pot of soup later, she was done. "That was delicious.. I wonder if theres anymore stuff in Everfree.. I like stuff."
Pinkie trotted out and went into the forest.
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A strange filly walked toward Zecora's hut carrying a strange plant, the filly was a unicorn with grey eyes, lime green fur, and stripes on her ears and hooves.
"Zecora! I got the last ingredient to that potion in the pot!" She yelled.
"Good, Sugar Loaf! But do not drink its contents,doing so would bring a chain of events, that would be unknown but either way, doing so would definetly pay!" Zecora yelled from somewhere.
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"Hey whats this rock doin' here?" Pinkie stared at a large rock.
"Wait a minute.. Tom? Is that you?! Why are you here? I should get you back to Ponyville."
Pinkie tried to push the rock, but it was to heavy.
Pinkie closed her eyes, and something strange happened, but from appearance nothing had happened.
She began to nearly effortlessly push the rock out of the way, and slightly towards Ponyville untill she noticed a cave that the rock was blocking. "Whats that?..." Pinkie walked in.
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(Remember that potion? Yeah.)
She stared at a pond that was in it.
"Weird.. This reminds me strangely of an incident.. Wasn't that chant 'Where the brambles are thickest, there you will find a pond beyond the most twisted of vines, and into her own reflection she stared yearning for one whose reflection she shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared..'?"
She done did it.
Suddenly, a small group of pink ponies walked out of the pond, each looking a bit different.
"Hey.. I thought it was only one that looked just like me.." Pinkie said.
"Yeah, whatever idiot-face.." The greyish one said.
"Oh, look just like you? Oh cool! Like battle clones! Hey how about we rule the world and-and-" The bright,glowing fluffy one said.
"SHUT UP I HATE YOU ALL!!!" The more reddish one said.
"If we'd be supposed to look the same, it must have been an obvious glitch with the mirror chant." The alicorn one said.
"Oh cool.. Wait a minute.." Pinkie said, beginning to squint
"It appears we must all be one certain personality trait of you. The more red one must be anger. The strait-maned grey one must be saddness. The glowing one must be happiness. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to stand for, as you are currently an earth pony." The alicorn explained.
"Wait.. shouldn't there be more of us.." Pinkie began the chant again, one popped up and out, and one was visible but wasn't climbing out.
"Anyone wanna make cupcakes?!" The newest said. She was wearing a quilted dress that was simply disturbing of the design. She had a puffy mane that had red stains on it, same with her hooves.
The group simply stared at her.
"...she must be fanfiction." The alicorn said.
"Well, what about her?" Pinkie glanced at the one in the pond.
Slowly, another one with a strait mane came out, looking small.
"Heya buddy! Wuzza doin'?" The glowing one said.
She simply whimpered.
"..Okay then. Hey wanna get outta this cave?" Pinkie asked.
"Whatever."
"Oki doki~!"
"Indeed."
"I EAT FILLIES!"
"I bet Dashie loves eating cupcakes!"
"okay.."
The group were sitting in Sugarcube Corner.
"Now what?" Pinkie asked.
"I WOULD LIKE TO KILL THE INNOCENT" The reddish one screamed.
The entire group besides the creepy one with the dress just horrifically stared.
Alicorn Pinkie used her magic to put a piece of tape on the mad ones mouth.
"Thankies~" The glowing Pinkie said.
"Hey can we have names?" An unseen smaller Pinkie said.
"And where the flyin' buck did you come from?" The greyish one asked.
"That little pondie thingie. I was in there for ages! You'd think I'd be an old lady by now." The filly said.
"Wait.. Theres a filly me, right now me, and then an older smart alicorny me... What if you all aren't JUST personality traits.. But versions of me too.." Pinkie said.
"Oh, coolio!" The glowing one said.
"Wow. This is an extremely short chapter!"
"Chapter? The buck?"
"MMMPH MMMMPH!"
"Uhm."
"I like chapters!~"
"I like chapters too! Whats a chapter?"
"I'm sorry Pinkie, but since I've become a princess I have to study. This time I'm not making an excuse, I have to learn everything about being a princess. Sure, this is one book, but this one is taller then Spike and that takes time to read." Twilight said.
Pinkie's pinkie sense saw she was being fully honest, unlike her excuse last time.
sigh
"Fine. Like I said, 4 is better then none.." Pinkie said, her ears flopping down.
She walked out of the library, Twilight instantly trying to fly up to reach the first page of a rediculously large book.
"Lets see.. So.. Fluttershy wanted to get some apples.. Twilight needs to study the complete list of everything ever all in one book.. Applejack!" Pinkie said, beginning to trot towards the orchard.
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"Darnit Flutters! Ah thought ya stopped doin' that weeks ago!" Applejack yelled furiously upon walking into a barn, containing Fluttershy stuffing her face with apples.
Ssssss!
Applejack got angry and started mumbling furiously to herself, and every now and then something to flutterbat.
Pinkie started to walk in, but stopped when she saw Flutterbat (Or Flutterchipmunk?) testing how many apples she can eat at one time, while Applejack mumbles and yells words that shouldn't even exist.
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"Okay.. Applejack and Fluttershy are busy doing.. I don't know.. Twilight's still reading.. Rainbow Dash?"
couple minutes later
"Lets see.. Applejack's busy.. Fluttershy's busy.. Twilight's busy.. Rainbow Dash had to many cups of cider..." A shiver went down her spine when Pinkie thought about what Rainbow Dash was doing to Tank, she didn't really even know but she didn't want to know.
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"So Rarity was getting attacked by a rabid cat while Sweetie Belle tries to smack it with a pillow.. Thats all of em'.. Darn."
Pinkie sat in complete silence in her room.
"I'm bored."
Author's Note
What Rainbow Dash was doing, I'll leave to your imagination! Yay imagination~
"Wait.. If theres versions of me.." Pinkie said,
The entire group stared at the one wearing the dress.
"So, this crazy nut is actually us? Thats disturbing." The grey one said.
"I thought Twilight had a book with a picture of her.. I have it in my mane somewhere but I never read it." Pinkie said, reaching into her mane.
"Wow! Much much stuff you think you can shove in there?" The smiling, glowing Pinkie said.
"Probably everything. Its bigger on the inside." Pinkie explained, before pulling out a book. Pinkie opened it and the group looked at its pages. Pinkie began to read.
"The air was warm, the sun was shining, and every pony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except Rainbow Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the tree tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several hundred feet and dove, streaking downward as fast as she could. Seconds before hitting the ground, her wings flew open and she pulled up back into the clear blue. Rainbow felt alive." Pinkie read.
"I Like it! Hehe~" The glowing one said.
"How is she in it? This is seeming pretty normal, and its about Rambo Bash."
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"D-done.." Pinkie said, shaking.
"I think I wet myself." The filly said.
"That was... Grimdark.." The alicorn said.
"MMMPH MMMHPPHHH" The reddish one mumbley-yelled.
"That was grimdark as BUCK!" The grey one said.
"The buck are we gonna do with her?!" She contenued, pointing at the cutiemark dress-wearing insanity. "She killed Rambo Crash!"
"I don't know!" Pinkie said.
"Banish that buck to Tartarus somehow?! Give er' to the timberwolves?! Be idiots and let her stay and kill us all?!!" he grey one began to yell.
"I'll see if she'll do anything." The alicorn pulled the tape off of the red ones mouth.
"LET HER MURDER THE PONIES THEN BURN HER ALIVE!" She screamed.
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'Heheh! What?"
"The buck.."
The shy one whimpered.
