Flash and Flash battle evil!

by FS_SotU

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Romance
Length: 972

Me and my bro Flash Sentry fighting the evil George Shimmerman. Nah, it's actually just Sunset Shimmer...

The story ain't long. You don't need dis shit.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-05 08:23:44 UTC

Chapter 1

MaHahahaha! Sunset Shimmer laughed as she gazed at her big armies!!! "Soon I will enslave Flash Sentrys planet!!! And nobody can stop me!!!

A/N: Nothing is mine, except my character Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe. Enjoy!

Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe felt really dperessed one day. He had just found out that he was adopted. His real parents turned out to be nobels from Europe. They had a castle and were mighty richt! But he had none of that richness around. It made him feel pretty bad about himself so he listened to some good music. A/N like Evanessence and Within Temptation but also like My Chemical Romance

But long he did not have to be depressed as Flash Sentry came in and kissed him in his special place (they had falled in love at the end of the story see). And he said: "I love oyu so much, it hurts.But fortunately I like pain, as I am into that stuff. But I know you are hurt now and not in the sexy way. What is wrong with you? If you feel bad then I feel bad.But not in the sexy way"

So Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe told him the whole story. He was shocked to hear this and said "I'm really shocked to hear this! Your parents are awefull!"

"Which ones?"

"All four of them, I don't like them. As much as I don't like Rarara!"

And that was a lot because Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe knew that Flash Sentry hated Rarara because she was unbelievably stupid and annoying.

But Flash Sentry took out a letter, "this had just arrived," said Flash Sentry.

Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe openend the envolupe and inside was an invitation:

"Dareest Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe said the message"

"You are condord invited to the royal ball of your parents. Your real parents, miss."

"We hope to see you soon. Yours sincerely-est, dutchess!"

Oh my, said Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe this is aweomse. But Flash Sentry was a little sceptic: "Maybe it's a trick."

"Why?" said Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe

"Because there are.... rumours. Of Sunset Shimmer still being around!"

"Surely she could not come all the way to Europe!?" said Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe wisely because he didn't think that Sunset Shimmer could travel that far.

"Hurm," said Flash Sentry contagiously, "we just have to be careful."

"Hold on," exlciamed Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe, there is something else in the invitation!

"Princess Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe, hereby we also bestow upon you the keys to the cage of a flying unicorn your parents have provided you with. Also, whenever you hold this key in your hand, your powers are increased"

Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe was really happy with that but also felt a little bad for Flash Sentry. After they had a relaction ship, Flash Sentry had taught him his Getting bitches and he picked it up really well! He was now even better at Flash Sentry at the Getting bitches!

So they went and picked up the flying unicorn. It was really quick and agile and flew around them like it really enjoyed itself! It took a moment but with enough training and perversion, Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe trained it to his will! Now they could go and visit their parents!

But little did they know that the invitation was not from Twilight Sparkle's european nobel parents, but from Rarara instead! And she had teamed up with Sunset Shimmer!

A/N I got bord of writing the fanfic as it was so I decided to change things around. I hope u guys like it!!

She was as of yet the most radient being in the whole universe, Flash Sentry believed her to be. As she faigjt the great evil Sunset Shimmer, her loomas bobbed up and down consistantly like someone making love in a car. She swipped sexlyat the Sunset Shimmer and was more than anything Flash Sentry had seen before. Her beatiful feistful pressure shocked Sunset Shimmer's henchmen into copulating before her.

Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe, take my sword! said Flash Sentry, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great veilSunset Shimmer

And lo! Flash Sentry: Savior of the Universe did so and the maginificent great mysterious woman took the sword and stabbed Sunset Shimmer.

She was defeated. But was Sunset Shimmer? Because as Flash Sentry ran towards the mysterious strange beauty of His draems and was about to share the greatest kiss He(and more) had ever given to someomne in the history of mankind, Sunset Shimmer rose up and fled!

And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some people... don't like my work. They say that it's...it's all anti-semetic (the creator admitted that Sunset Shimmer is clearly a jew!) and dull and anatomicly impossible (FWHYI they all do Yoga, and thats totaly possible). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.

Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? I was just kicked out of the house and I was on team Jacob!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!

Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! YOU WONT EVER FIND OUT THE END! HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank QueenDumbledore12 and Tinkercorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

Goodbye internet. I'll never use you AGAIN!