"Okay Blitz whats the plan" asked Thunderlane
"We act natural you go lie to the guard so we can have time to do this robbery" I told him.
"Hello welcome to the bank of Equestria how may I be to your assistance" asked the banker
"I would like to make a transaction" I told her "yes sir but first I will need your account number".Meanwhile Thunderlane walks up to a guard
"Excuse me sir I think that pony is trying to steal that mare's purse" Thunderlane told the guard
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" the guard yelled as he ran at what he thought was a robber.
"Lets get to business" I said as I pointed my knife at the ponies throat "give us the money and I promise you nopony will get hurt" the banker then started to open the safe.
"This is all we have" she said as she gave Thunderlane the bag of money
"JACKPOT!" yelled Thunderlane.
"Their must be at least a million bits in here" said Thunderlane as we where sprinting towards the safe house
"Imagine how much stuff we can buy with this" I told him.
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL YOU ARE CHARGED WITH THEFT!" yelled a pack of guards charging towards us
"Damn it, the banker must have alerted the guards. Thunder go through another route to the safe house with the money and I'll keep them busy" Thunderlane started going through an alleyway
"Meet you there Blitz" he told me. I should have told him goodbye because when I turned my head to looked forward a guard had tackled me to the floor
"How about you say hello to the judge for me when you get there" he said
"For threatening an innocent pony and theft I charge you as guilty and now have ten years in prison" The judge said as the guards took me away
"I knew I should have killed that banker" I said to my self. As the guards were about to escort me out the door another guard had stood in front of me and asked
"do you know where your friend that assisted you is hiding"
I looked directly at him and told him "no idea"
He smirked and said "take him to the police headquarters for further questioning" damn almost got away I said in my mind
"ONLY A HUNDRED BITS?!" Thunderlane yelled as he was looking through the bag of money "THIS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!" he threw the bag at the wall and said he drank a bottle of beer and sighed "sorry Blitz but they probably know where I am I have to get with my friend Noteworthy in Ponyville before they get to me" he started to walk outside "unless they already got him".
"So your telling me that you don't know where your friend is?" The detective mare asked
"yes" I told her
"Then why is my lie detector off the charts hmm?" She asked me as she was getting more and more suspicious
"It might not be functioning correctly" I told her as my face was dripping in sweat
"Did you know that lying will only make your trial longer" she said
"FINE I'LL TELL YOU! He is hiding in the house 42113 in Mapledrip avenue" I yelled letting a sigh out of me
"Thank you for your help Mister Blitzwing" she said as she started to walk out of the office.
"What happened here" Celestia said as she was looking at the yellow do not cross beyond this point tape on the bank
"Robbery no casualties they had only gotten away with a hundred bits" said the guard
"Where they caught?" the guard frowned
"Only one the other ran away before we could get him"
She started examining the scene and told the guard "if you find him let me have a little talk with him".
"Your lucky that you came to this prison" said the guard through my cell "this is one of the less harsher prisons in Equestria"
as he started to walk away I told him
"I would be even luckier if I wasn't in a prison at all"
He chuckled and said "that's what they all say".
"Hey you" said one of the prisoners "you want some weed?"
I facehoffed "No thanks dude I don't smoke" I told him
"You're missing out dude" he told me
"Shut up before I alert a guard" he stopped talking after I told him that.
"Their's nothing here except for some broken bottles and a money bag" the detective said as she was looking around the house
"He might have ran away before we got here" her assistant said "the door was opened when we got here" he opened the basement door confused at what he found "you might want to see this" what he had found in the room was a bunch of maps and bank interiors
"They even have maps of secret underground passageways" the detective said, her assistant started to make her way outside
"I need to report this to Celestia!" he said.
"Yes you do that" the detective said "I going to figure out how they got their hands on these maps".
"I'm going home" Thunderlane said as he was sitting in the train leaving Canterlot "no more of that crime stuff I just want to live my normal life and get a marefriend or something like that". He looked into his backpack "a thousand bits should be enough to buy me a decent house" he said as he smiled looking at his new home through the window.
