The sun was breaking through the dark sky and birds began to rise, the city was coming alive. The pony's that inhabited the city began their morning rituals to their creator: Shrek. It begins by cooking three onions while watching Shrek, second they take a picture of the devil (a.k.a. Farquaad) and burn it, lastly they eat their healthy and all mighty onions while finishing the amazing movie that is Shrek. After that the pony's start their day.
"Oy what a city," said Shrek as he stood on top of the largest building in Manehatten.
The building is called 'Shrek the great' it is modeled after Shrek's massive ogre sized penis. The all mighty ogre than lay down and went to sleep.
*Later that day*
The newly reformed Twilight along with her slave Spike where chatting with some pony's.
"I find that a good stress relief is just beating my slave senseless it's really calming," Twilight responded to a question about stress relief while breaking both of Spike's wrist.
"Darling it's time to go," Rarity called out waving a hoof to signal the trains soon to be departure.
"Wow we're really going to Manehatten this is soooooo cool!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed jumping up hitting her head on the roof of the train giving her a serve concussion. She fell the the ground and began to bleed.
"Well anyways we can all thank Shrek our ogrelord for such an opportunity," Rarity said as a single tear rolled down her cheek.
"Yeehoew boy I sure do love that lovely ogre," proclaimed the hick inbred earth pony.
"Yes I just seemed to over look the facts before my enlightenment," Twilight said sitting on Spike establishing her dominance over the inferior little dragon.
"The train will come to a stop in about 5 minutes," a voice over the intercom said as the city was coming into view, "Man those dumb pieces of shit fuck this job," said the stallion not knowing he still had the microphone on.
"There's the city!" yelled Pinkie Pie awakening the knocked out Rainbow Dash.
"Oww... what happened?" asked Rainbow Dash holding her bloodied head as a splitting headache rushed through her head.
"We're here!" yelled Rarity hanging out the window of the train as it came into the stop.
"Spike take Rarity's bags, now!" shouted Twilight smacking Spike in the back of the head as he ran off to grab her bags.
"Oh what a lovely little slave," Rarity complimented Twilight on her mad slave master skills.
"Wait do you smell that?" Applejack raised her head sniffing the air.
It smelled of onions. Mouth watering onions, the gift to all ponykind. All the pony's look around for the cause of the amazing smell but found nothing
"I guess we could just be hungry," Rainbow Dash said rubbing her still throbbing head.
"Yes I suppose we might be, I haven't eaten yet and I assume nopony else had correct?" Rarity turned to the group of pony's.
"I haven't eaten for 5 days," Spike spoke earning beatings from Twilight for speaking out of place.
"Do not speak out of place you little shit!" Twilight yelled mid beating earning a cheer from those around her.
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh there's a onion food stand!" Pinkie Pie shouted drawing attention away from the fierce beating.
The group walked up to the stand, it was made of wooden boards with green text that read 'Far Far Away onions'.
"Excuse me sir, how much per onion?" Rarity asked pulling out a few bits.
"2 bits per onion," a gleaming a young mare pulling out a few onions.
Rarity bought everypony an onion except Spike and they began to eat.
"These onions sure are mighty fine," the southern inbred Applejack said taking another bite from her onion.
"I can't remember where I am," Rainbow Dash gazed around at the city.
"Oh silly Dashy you're in Manehattan!" exclaimed the pink party pony smacking Rainbow Dash in the back of the head causing some brain hemorrhaging.
Rainbow Dash passed out and began to bleed from her nose, everyone assumed she was just napping. After they were done eating they went to their hotel room, Spike having to carry all the luggage and Rainbow Dashes nearly dead body. A bell boy took the bags and threw Rainbow Dashes body behind the hotel.
"This is wonderful finally in the big city!" Rarity stood by the window watching someone get stabbed than mugged.
"And this time it's not even for prostitution!" Pinkie Pie grinned remembering a few incidences that will never be aired.
Rarity gave an annoyed look while Twilight snickered. Then she just remembered something.
"Where the Rainbow pony that's usually here?" Twilight asked as she should typically be able to spot that horse like creature.
Then the entire building began to shake violently and an evil laughter was heard. The 5 pony's rushed out side to see a 20 foot tall Farquaad with Rainbow Dash in his vile hands.
"Hahaha now my little pony's watch as I destroy this horse!" Farquaads stuck up voice boomed.
Farquaad pulled out his 3 inch penis(remember he is 20 feet tall right now) and aimed it at Rainbow Dashes clearly used ass.
"It's all over now!" Farquaad thrust his pelvis forward ready to violate the pony, but an almighty voice boomed over the screams and panic of the city.
"It's not ogre until I say it's ogre!" Shrek jumped from the hotel and broke off Farquaads little penis and grabbed Rainbow Dash.
Every single person watching began to cheer except one. Shrek pulled out his raging boner and shot it up Farquaads ass blowing his colon out of his forehead. Shrek fucked him using his blood as lube.
"That'll do," Shrek said as he grabbed Farquaads scrotum and launched him into space.
"He's simply astonishing!" Rarity gleamed getting wetter than ever before.
"I beg to differ," a cold cruel voice said. The offender was Suri Polomare.
"No please don't go against the ogrelord please!" Coco Pummel cried throwing herself down to her instructors feet, " You'll never survive such a shrekoning!"
"None since, he is a joke," Polo said kicking Coco in the face leaving blood running down her face.
"Oy is that so?" Shrek asked swinging his massive eshecksion around instantly penetrating Polo's virgin ass. Blood poured from her as Shrek used his massive cock to punish the infidel. Shrek then pushed his shrock through her left eye socket shattering her skull.
"Oy laddie we could have settled this over a pint," Shrek said to the corpse as he filled it with onions and threw her into space, once she left the atmosphere the onions exploded.
"Now for you," he said picking Coco up by her tail putting her on his shrock lubricated with Polo's blood.
Coco pushed down on the mighty ogrelords cock splitting her ass, it hurt so much but she would do anything to please the ogrelord anyone would. Shrek soon came having cum shoot out of Coco's mouth, it was a pleasure.
Shrek left after saying his goodbyes and went back to his swamp, Coco became a head fashion director and was handicapped for almost 4 years from Shrek's love(a.k.a. his shrock), Rainbow Dash had to have intense brain surgery and remembers nothing of that week, Spike was beaten by the pony's for fun, and Polo was rethinking her life.
And they all lived happily ever after.
