Ponies in the Amazon

by Wurd

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 4324

Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight plane crash over the Amazon...'nuff said.

Pinkie takes Twilight and Rainbow on an adventure she calls "super diddly fun and totally not dangerous!"But when the plane loses control and crashes, they are stranded in the Amazon.There wings are hurt to carry Pinkie and fly long distances, and Twilights magic isn't strong enough to help them teleport or to really do anything powerful.So, here are there adventures, and how they survived…the Great…the Huge…the Dangerous…Amazon.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-25 01:43:40 UTC

The Crash

"Okay, Dashie, you have to move this thingy like a wheel, then move the plane to the right. No!The other right!"

Pinkie Pie was in a plane named "The Pegasus Wing" with her two bestest friends, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle.Even though she was smart enough for a pony with such randomness,she still disregarded physics, so it was not the smartest idea to make her the pilot...especially when it was the physics of gravity...that sent you plummeting down to your doom if you lost control...thankfully, Rainbow took over the wheel.

"Hey!Fine...ya want some wings Dashie?No?Twilight?Nopony?Alright."Pinkie began eating her hot wings.Once she ate all the meat off the bone, she began making a tower with the clean-as-can-be bones.

"How is that even staying up?Its not- oh forget it.According to this map, she should be over South America right now."Twilight alerted Rainbow, but she was eating wings. "Who's controlling the plane, if your eating hot wings?!" She yelled.

Rainbow Dash looked at Pinkie, who shrugged,then looked at Twilight, who was glaring daggers at her.Then she looked at the plane control, and they went plummeting down.(Rules of Cartoons:You don't fall, until you look down.)

"AGGHHHHAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!"they yelled as they fell, down,

down

down

   They braced themselves for what was coming next.They were landing in a clearing.That should keep them alive.

    As the plane was almost a hundred feet from the ground, it broke a force, and made a Sonic Rainboom, then everything blacked out...

   "Twilight?" Twilight heard a high pitched voice whisper. "Twiiiillliiight? If your dead, it's ok.I wouldn't mind of your dead." Twilight heard again.She stirred, feeling her whole body ache.

    "Oh.Your alive!That works too!" Pinkie said again.

    "Where are we?" Twilight mumbled.

    "In a cave."

     "WHAT?!" Twilight jolted right up, ignoring the pain. "WHERES RAINBOW D-"

    "Shhh!You'll wake up that over-sized cat sleeping in that corner."

    "Where is Rain- what?Over-sized cat?Theres no-HOLY GERMAN SAUSAGE!!"

    "Shhhh!"

    Twilight covered her mouth with her hooves, and whispered under her breath, " Where is Rainbow Dash?"

    "Over there watching a screen with moving pictures." Pinkie pointed to Dash, who was watching TV.

    "Sup Twilight." Rainbow said, waving a quick hoof.

    "What are you doing?" Twi asked.

    "I dunno.(LOL)." She replied. "I'm watching this screen.I decided to name it...(Drumroll please!) FARTER!"

     "Fart?"

     "No, Farter. I don't know what it means, so that's what I called this puppy."

    Twilight faced hooved herself."WHY WOULD YOU WATCH FARTER WHILE WE ARE STUCK IN A STUPID CAVE?!" She roared.The over-sized cat didn't wake up.

       "I dunno." Pinkie said.

       "LOL." Rainbow added.

       Twilight stomped her foot quietly in anger, barely causing a soft thump Guess what?

          The over-sized cat woke up.And he was mad.

The Over-Sized Cat

"Who dares wake me up?" The OSC said. "And why do I smell hot wings?"

Twilight and Rainbow looked at Pinkie, who shrugged with a nervous smile.They looked back at the cat, who was waiting for an answer.(How cute.He lets them talk before he shreds them!)

Then, Twilight decided to speak up. "We are sorry, Erm...umm...Over Sized Cat.We did not mean to wake you up." With that said, she tried to power her magic, but instead it caused a pain on her horn. "UGH!First my horn in that stupid human world, and now this!Common!What does a unico- I mean alicorn...have to do to get some magic!That comic book that sucked us in had more magic!"she was angrier than the cat now.

"Dude, little pony, calm down, I-I was just kidding!" He stuttered a bit, for smoke was puffing out of Twilights ears.

"Calm Down?" She said quietly, almost in a whisper.

"OH-ho dude, you shouldn't of said that." Rainbow smirked.

"Now he's getting it."Pinkie said, not smiling.

"CALM DOWN??!!MY ONLY SOURCE OF DEFENSE ISNT WORKING, WE ARE STUCK IN A PLACE THAT I,I TWILIGHT SPARKLE, CANNOT IDENTIFY,AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN??! " Twilights yelling echoed throughout the cave.

"Oh shoot.Er...yes?"The OSC said.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie faced-hoofed themselves at the same time."That was a stupid move." Rainbow mumbled.

As they expected, Twilight turned into The Flame Pony (coughrapidashcough).Her mane became a bonfire, her body was a pale and flaming, and her eyes were steaming.

"I find that attractive." The OSC said smugly.

"Creep." Rainbow mumbled.

"Forget the Over-Sized Cat.We have to get out of here!Rainbow, can you fly?"

"Of course I can.Im awesome." With that, she flapped her wings, and screeched in pain. "Not my awesomest moment."

"You ponies are ADORABLE!" The OSC squealed.

"Hey guys.I just realized I haven't talked a lot.And that's like, my part time job.Remember when Apple Jack went to that rodeo and then we went looking for her all over Equestria then I had to really use the bathroom so then I went and I found AppleJack and then-OhOh!Did you know Fluttershy is a year older than me?!Also, Twilight writes FanFictions when no ones looking."(that last FanFictions part, Pinkie lied.XD)

"WHAT?!I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT 'FAN FICTIONS' ARE!"

"Did you know that other ponies, and I'm not lying this time, really write FanFictions about Comedy and Romance and the singing and the joy and the CLOPPING!!??"

Every pony blushed a crimson at what Pinkie just said.

"He..he... I meant mopping.You know, like Ponyrella."

"I choose to ignore that." Twilight said.

"Me too." The OSC and Dash said together.

"Okay...Erm...let's change the subject...I know a way out of here."the OSC told the ponies.

"You know how to get out of here?Well tell us!"Pinkie yelled, jumping exitedly.

"Listen carefully.First you must jump up and down."

"Really?" Twilight mumbled, not buying it.

"Just do it Twi, he could be telling the truth." Dash protested, but Twilight wasn't budging."You know what?" Rainbow said, as she stopped her jumping."Just, there ya go!" Rainbow said triumphfully as she MADE Twilight jump.

"Put me down!!" Twilight screamed. Then, in a deadly voice, "That's a ROYAL command."

Rainbow, out of fear, put her friend down.The OSC was trying not to laugh, and he wasn't hiding it very well, but Nopony questioned him.

"Then, you have to spin in circles," he said, "and yell 'I'm Ugly And Proud!' ten times."

"IM UGLY AND PROUD!IM UGLY AND PROUD!IM UGLY AND PROUD!!" Pinkie and Rainbow chanted.

Twilight pulled the OSC ears, and in a fierce whisper, she muttered, "Listen, Pal.The moment my horn starts working is the moment you get shred to pieces!"

"Th-that was m-my job!" He replied, scared at a purple pony princess who was two times smaller than him.

"IM UGLY AND PROUD!" Pinkie and Dash chanted for the seventh time.

"Common Girls!" Twilight ordered as she trotted past her friends.

"Wait!Just chant three more times, and you'll teleport out!" He lied.

"THERES A HUGE HOLE OVER THERE!" Twilight said pointing to the caves opening.

Pinkie and Rainbow mentally faced hoofed themselves.

"Fine.Leave you ponies.Especially the Purple Princess."he grumbled.

Twilight felt her anger rise, she would usually handle things calmly, quietly, but SHE WAS STUCK IN A RAINFOREST THAT SHE HAS NO IDEA EXISTED.And once in a long while, she felt a ever so small spark of magic inside of her.She gathered it, and shot a small lightning bolt at the OSC.

"Dare say that one more time." She said in a even deadlier voice.Which was odd for Twilight, her voice was usually sweet and syrupy.But somehow, she managed to make it sound murderous.

The OSC remained silent.

"Good!Lets get going girls!" She said in her sweet voice, the voice that dripped with syrup and would calm a frightened filly with ease.

Pinkie and Dashie followed Twilight out of the cave.

"Such cute ponies.Especially the purple princess.That Flame Pony was attractive!The Pink one was adorable!Her sentences where the cutest thing!And the Rainbow one was awesome!Her hair was amazing!" The OSC told himself.

The Rainbowlicious Competition

"Glad that's over." Rainbow muttered.

"Me too!" Pinkie added, "I thought he'd never stop talking!"

"When do you stop talking?"Rainbow told Pinkie.

"Only for about ten seconds at a time." She replied. "It's my thing Dashie."

"Don't you have to go bother someone else?" Rainbow told her.After what happened, she was cranky.

"Not until 4pm.Say, does anypony know what time it is?"

Suddenly, Rainbow and Twilight stopped dead in their tracks.They never realized the time.Time!

"Time..." Twilight murmured. "Oh Seaguls...Time... What time is it?"

Rainbow snapped out of her trance and let Twilight to the thinking.It was just soooo much work to think.Sure, she was smart, but she was awesome too.She turned around to Pinkie and said, "Your still here?I thought you ran away."

"Why you cranky Dashie?I'll cheer you up!100 bananas on the tree, 100 bananas yes siree!Take one down pass it around, now you got 99 bananas on the tree!"

"Pinkie, just stop.Just, no." Dash told her.

"Common every pony smile smile smile fill my heart up with-"

"No!"

"Giggle at the Ghosties!"

"Stop!"

"You gotta shaaarree!You gotta caaare!"

"SHUTUP!"

"Why?Youre always bragging, but I never shut you up."

"Because, I'm normal!"

"EVERYPONY BE QUIET!IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DANG TIME,AND YOU WONT STOP TALKING!AND YOU!"she yelled, glaring at Dash.She levitated her (her horn was getting better.)to behind a bush, and once they were out of the sight of Pinkie, "what part of 'friendship is magic' do you not understand?!What the heck is that?"she got cutoff due to a rustling in the bush across of them.

"Toot." The creature said.

"Awwwww!" Rainbow and Twi said together."It's so cute!"

"Awwww!Er...what is it?"

"A baby rainbow macaw."

"What?"

"A baby rainbow macaw."

"How do you know what this is called, but you didn't know what that over-sized cat is called."

"It was a jaguar.And his name was Steve."

"How do you know it was 'Steve'?

"He was wearing a name tag."

"Whatcha talking about?" Pinkie whispered, popping out of a bush. "Why are we whispering?"

"Look what we found Pinkie!"

"Oooooh!He has rainbow feathers like you, Dashie!"

"Yeah,but I bet he can't do a....SONIC RAINBOOM!"

"Neither can you, at the moment." Twilight mocked.

"Yeah, but he isn't....THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY!"

"We don't even have our Elements anymore."

Right about then, Pinkie broke the "death fight".

"Let's name him 'Rainbow potato!'"

"Hey!Thats my name!"

"Rainbow Potato?"Twilight said, bemused.

"Yeah!"

"Well...Fine.." Twilight said.

"No!This dude is jacking my name!"

"Quite.I am 'jacking' your name.But, I, Rainbow Potato, am still awesomer than you."he spoke in a British Accent, and one of a mature grown man.

"IT CAN TALK?!" All three said together.

"Of course I can, Pegasus.And Earth Pony.And what the heck are you?"

"Alicorn." Twilight mumbled.

"Er..yes...Alicorn"

"Wait.Did you say your awesomer than me?!Is that a challenge?" Rainbow said in a deadly voice.

"Yes." Potato said. "I am."

"Guys!Thats not even a real word!"Twilight interjected.

"Name all the colors of the Rainbow!GO!"

"Orange, Green, Hot Dog, Broccoli..."Potato began.

"Red, Orange, Yellow..." Rainbow said.

"Chimichanga,fart, mustache."

"Green, Blue, Purple...BOOM!I win!" Rainbow did a shuffling dance.

"Ugh.Forget this competition.It was stupid."And with that, Rainbow Potato flew away.

"What a sore loser."

"What do we do now?" Twi asked.

"Oooh!Guys!Look!A river!"Pinkie yelled.

"Well!Alright.Lets go in the river.We need a break."

As they marched towards the river, a gray cloud hovered over them.

The River

Once Twilight saw how muddy the river was, she regretted very agreeing.And- where those eels?

"Pinkie, Dash, I'm not so sure about this.Seems dangerous."

"Oh, Twilight, everything is dangerous to you." Pinkie laughed.

"Dangerous to me?If it weren't for me, you'd be dead by now."

"Oh, Twily, when will you understand?Now come talk to your wise, old Granny Pinkie."

"Where the same age." Twi said bemused.

"Sure."

"Guys, you wanna hear a joke?" Rainbow cut in.

"No." Twi said.

"Yes!" Pinkie said simultaneously.

"Okay, how many Fluttershy's does it take I screw in a lightbulb?"

"Please Stop."Twi said.

"Twenty Seven!" Pinkie said at the same time.

"One, because only one Fluttershy exists!"

"I don't think that's how the joke works."

"Ok, little miss genius over here.How does work?"

While Pinkie was laughing her head off, A small eel creeped up the bank of the river, watching the ponies.

"Well, first-"

"Yeah, I don't care." Dashie said, sticking a hoof in Twilights mouth.

"Your hooves smell like hot wings."

"They do?" Rainbow sniffed her hooves. "I'm hungry."

"We all are!" Pinkie jumped up.

"The sooner we get out of here, the sooner we can head back to Equestria.And see Rarity...and AppleJack...and Fluttershy...and Princess Celestia...and Luna...and Cadence...and Shining...and-" Rainbow Dash put a hoof in Twilights mouth again.

"Stop saying our friends names...it makes me all sad..."she said.

"Guys!Look at me!" Pinkie jumped into the river, hugging the little eels.

"Pinkie!Dont touch that!"

"Why not?Its adorable!"

"It could bite or sting or -it could cuddle you." Twi said as she watched the eels tickle Pinkie.

"Cannon Ball!" Rainbow jumped into the river with Pinkie."common in Twilight!The water is...Er...green?"

"Um...no."

"Oh common!" Pinkie said reaching out, and grabbing Twilight, then pulling her into the water.

Rainbow tried her best not to laugh her head off.It was funny watching her friend get soaked in water.

"Haha!This is actually fun!" Twi began gathering water in her wings and throwing it everywhere.

"I wanna try!" Rainbow said , trying to scoop water too.But her wings where to small.:( "Never mind." instead, she began swimming really fast, like a speed boat.

Right about then, a cloud hovered over them.It was dark, and gray.

"I think it's a rain cloud " Dash said.

"No.Really?" Twi said with an eye roll. "NO DUR ITS A RAIN CLOUD!"

"You know what's your problem?" Dashie told her.

"What?!"

Rainbow whispered something in Pinkies ear, and she giggled.

"What is so funny?!" She snapped.

"Your hungry."

"Well, yea.We haven't ate for hours."

"So you want a sandwich?"

"Sure?"

Pinkie made a sandwich appear out of thin air.

"Here ya go!" She said handing over the sandwich to Twilight. "Oops." She said as she dropped it into the river, leaving it soggy.

"I'm gonna kill you." Twilight said quickly. Then she remembered a spell.

She picked up the sandwich, the dried it off. She made it normal again, and took a bite off it.

"Mmm!" She said through a smile and chubby cheeks."Daisy and green hay!"

"I forgot.You can do magic.Wait. Your horn is getting better?I thought your head hurt to much to do magic." Dash said.

"Just a minor magic surge.I was hungry and angry."

"Let's make her starve then annoy her until she gets a major magic surge."Dash joked.

"You do not want to see that happen." Pinkie threatened.But then she began laughing as she realized Rainbow was only joking.

At that moment, it began raining.Thunder and lightning and stuff.Twilights sandwich got soaked again, and she got a power surge of hunger.A bear teleported infront of them, wearing a top hat.

"Bears don't belong in a rainforest!"

"Do now."Dash replied to Twilight. "Let's go back to the cave where we met Steve."

"NO!I do NOT want to see HIM again!" Twilight yelled.

Then a lightning bolt shot a few feet away from Twilight."Maybe we should he out of the water..."

"Right."

Then they rode on the bear to the cave.When they got there, Steve the Jaguar was watching "Full House" with the same TV Rainbow Dash used.

              This deserved a triple Facehoof combo with an extra face paw.

"Welcome Back, ponies." The Jaguar said.

The Story of How Bears Don't Belong Here

"Is that the bear?" Rainbow asked.

"No, it's a giant raccoon!Of course it's a bear!" Twilight said rudely.After she realized what she said, she immediately added," Sorry, I'm just tired."

"Well, let's go after it!" Pinkie squealed as she jumped off.

"I don't want to.Its to..to far away..."Rainbow said in a distant voice.

"Oh common!" Twilight levitated Dashie as she trotted to catch up with Pinkie."Okay, grab that vine, Pinkie."

"Okie Dokie!"Pinkie took the vine in her mouth and stood as still as a statue as she waited for Twilight's instructions.

"Rainbow Dash, wrap the vine onto that other tree, then tie that other vine under those brown things to the vine tied to the tree to make it long enough to reach the rainbow.Rainbow, your good with Rainbows so then tie the vine to the Rainbow.Then we'll use this stick to stop him by bending it like this, and he'll be stopped right then."

"Can't we just fly up there and stop him?Or can't you just use your magic?"

"No.My wing has this random pain strike right now.And my magic isn't strong enough yet."

"But-"

"JUST DO IT AND DO IT NOW."

"Fine, Princess DemandingPants."

"I'm sorry okay?I need some sleep."

    Rainbow did as Twilight said, and Pinkie helped with the tying.In a matter of minutes, the three ponies had to catch a falling 600 pound bear, and carrying him to the cave while feeding him fish...sticks.When they got back to the cave, Steve was laughing his head off.Not litterally.

"Can I have this guy?He could be my little pet.Just like that little dragon of yours, Twilight."

At this, Twilights mind started working completely.She felt her powerful magic rising back.She felt normal again. Her mind was finally reacting fully and properly.

"How do you know about Spike?" She said through clenched teeth. "And how did you know all our names before we told you?"

"Oh well...you see...."

"And how can you TALK?"

"There's talking ponies.Why can't there be talking draq-I mean jaguars?" He said nervously.

"DISCORD!EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!"

"How did you figure it out so fast?!" Discord said forming back to his normal shape.

"WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING?!" Rainbow yelled furiously.

"OH MI GOSH!" Pinkie yelled happily.

"You're dead." Twilight said quickly.

"Wait!Wait!I can explain!I was playing Truth or Dare with myself,"

"How are you supposed to play with yourself?"

"Don't ask.Anyway, I was playing with myself, then I dared me to take my three favorite ponies to the Amazon where I will take the form of a jaguar named Steve and I had to completely take on a jaguar character, completely changing my character."

"You didn't do a good job..." Twilight mumbled.

"Well, take us home!" Dash yelled.

"Okay, okay.And Twilight, I didn't mean the Martha stuff." He laughed at his annoyance joke.

"Okay...how about we don't speak of this to anyone?"

"Deal."

Discord teleported them home, and they where in Twilights library.

"Since you where in a different universe, no time has passed since you passed through the wormhole I set up." Discord said.

"Mkay.Bye." Twilight pushed him out the door.

"Wait!Do guys have hot wings?"

"You mean hay wings we keep calling hot wings because they are dipped in rainbow so there really spicy?And they are not even wings they are just shaped like blue jay wings?" Pinkie squealed.

"Yes.Do have anymore?"

"No." Twilight interrupted closing the door.

"Good night, Martha!" Discord said from outside, laughing like a crazy person.

At this, Twilights ears perked up, she became stiff, and I tint of blush appeared in her cheeks. "GO AWAY!" She yelled to outside.

"Fine..."

The OOPS.

"Okay me.Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to...ask Twilight on a date!"

"NO."

"Leave no dare undone."

"Fine...but later...much much much much much much much later..."

"Fine with me, as long as I do it."

"You mean Me?"

"I."

"Us."

"Where the same piece of awesome."

"Too true, my friend.Too true"

"Yes."

"So Truth or Dare?"

"DARE!"

"I dare you to take the ponies to the Arctic North.And disguise yourself as a polar bear...no penguin!Named Butler!"

"I can't be disguised.They will figure me out."

"Then go as yourself."

"But then Twilight would kill me."

"She wouldn't do that."

"True..."

"So?"

"Grab my winter clothes."

_____________________________

"Hey Twilight!" Discord called out as he walked through Twilights library.

"DISCORD?!What are you doing here?!"Twilight yelled as she flew up to meet his eyes.

"I'm taking you on a date to the frozen north, along with Rarity and Rainbow Dash and Pinkie and Applejack and Fluttershy."

"WHAT?!"

"Look, I don't want to.But I dared myself again.Me and Myself are totally different Meys."

"Meys?"

"Yeah, the plural of me?"

"Here ya go." Discord teleported Twilights friends in front of her, and they all had scorched manes and coats.Then he put fluffy winter clothes on all of them.

"Wait!Discord!No-" but to late, they where already in the middle of snow.

"No magic." He said, vacuuming the magic out of Raritys horn.It was a fair amount for a grown filly.(Rarity and the rest of Mane Six ARE grown FILLIES.They are not Mares yet.)

"No wings." He said numbing Fluttershy's and Rainbow's wings

"No...earthiness." He said taking the strength out of Applejack and Pinkie.

"And none of that for you too, Twilight."he said taking away the earth pony strength."no wings." He said making Twilights big wings feel numb."and no magic." He said as he started to vacuum Twilights magic.Yet, it took ten minutes, and they weren't even half way to removing all magic.She still had the Element of Magic inside her, a bunch of magic particles all over her coat, and her powerful magic skill.

"This might take a while.Dang it, Twilight.Why do you have so much magic?!" Discord yelled in frustration.

All of the other ponies where asleep because they where completely weak.Twilight was just getting drowsy after thirty minutes.She couldn't stop Discord because Discord had put a mind-blanking spell on all of them while they where teleporting.

"Well, yay." He said as he hugged his coat while the vacuum still vacuuming more magic.

After an hour, Twilight was fully asleep, which meant no more magic.Discord made a tent appear, and drifted to sleep.

_________________________

"DISCORD!!!" Discord heard a sweet, yet furious voice yell.

"What?" He said, looking around.

"Our wings are back, and my magic is working again.NOW TAKE US HOME."

"Twilight?"

"No, it's your grandma!"Twilight said sarcastically.

"Grandma?" Discord said drowsily.He grabbed Twilight and hugged her. "Missed ya grandma.I didn't even know I had a grandma."

"Discord!Let go of me!" She yelled. "Girls!Help!"

THE END

The Over-Sized Cat 2: Return of Steve

"I'm gonna regret this..." Twilight said as she got off the bears back."Hello, Steve. We ha-"

"How did you know my name was Steve?" Steve asked.

"Your wearing a name tag?"

"A name tag?What?I don't even know what a name tag I- ooh!There it is!" He said pointing to the tag on his chest." Ahh!There it is.Found you!What are you sticking on to?My fur?Oh crud." He realized it was going to be painful to take off.

"Anyway, we returned because obviously it's storming outside.So we need shelter.May we stay?"

"I see you came back for me!I knew you couldn't resist!" He said with a flip of his 'hair'.

"Resist what?Wait , WHAT?!" Twilight realized what this dude was talking about.

"Oh, Martha, you don't have to hide your feelings from me!"

Pinkie and Rainbow were cracking up at the situation their friend was in.

"Martha?!My name is TWILIGHT!!"

"Well, now it's Martha!"he replied.

"Why?!"

"Because when I say, 'Oh, Martha!' It sounds more romantic then when I say,'Oh, Twilight!'"

At that moment, Twilight was about to start screaming again.But she had a better idea.

"Remember how I said the minute my horn starts working you die?" She asked quietly and calmly.

"Actually, you said-" Dash interrupted.

"Not now, Dash."Twilight said quickly.

"Yes, of course I remember it was an hour ago." Steve said.

"Well, now is that time." Twilight said with an evil smile.

"Maybe this hunger thing is getting to her." Pinkie whispered in Dashies ear.Dash nodded in response.

"Please don't kill me!"Steve pleaded.

"Kill you?Why would I kill you?" She said in her slow, murderous voice.

"Because you just said you where-"

"I know what I said!" Twilight said putting a hoof to her face."Now, you will live if you do one thing." She thought  a little harder. "Three things actually."

"What?!"

"Do you want to not die?"

"No..wait yes!"

"Then do as I say."

"Umm..guys..where the bear go?Because I had some potato chips on there..."Rainbow Dash interrupted.

"YOU KILLED RAINBOW POTATO AND TURNED HIM INTO CHIPS?!ILL TURN YOU INTO CUPCAKES!" Pinkie screamed.

"You had food?!" Twilight said simultaneously.

"Yeah...I was planning on eating it while hiding from you guys...but now I can't eat at all..."

Twilight felt a fire inside of her.She would've exploded if she was somepony else.As her eyes flashed with rage, thunder and  lightning happened in the background.

"What did you want me to do?"Steve asked sheepishly.

"Number One, feed us.Number Two, leave us alone when told.And Number Three, stop being annoying."

"Okay, your highness." Steve said running off.

"How'd you do that?" Rainbow said with her eyes open wide.

"Do what?"

"Control a jaguar two times bigger than you to be our butler."

"I don't know!When I'm hungry I'm not me.I get all dark and mad and grumpy."

"That explains so much..."

Steve walked in wearing a curled, French mustaché.He was also coated in a butler costume, holding a silver plate in one hand, and beverages in another.Ge set up a table, which was just a decent flat rock with a doily on top, He made rock-seats, and told the ponies to sit down.

"For whatever this is," he spoke in an extremely thick French accent."I present to you, a carrot dog, pea soup, barbecue chips, banana sandwiches, a and banana and strawberry milkshakes."

Twilight ate everything she got served, as did Pinkie and Dash.They began acting more like there old selves again, now that their stomach was full.

"Thanks, Steve!" They said together.

"Is the storm over?" Pinkie asked.

"Yes, mademoiselle." Steve replied.

In fact it was, and there was also a rainbow.One that maybe Applejack and Rarity of Fluttershy and Spike could be watching right now.Who am I kidding?They aren't even in the pony universe!But still... The ponies felt a special connection with that bright rainbow.Was it the fact that it represented friendship?Or that it was just so happy?Or the fact that there was a giant brown bear trying to slide down it?