When I was born in ponyville in 1632 I had a good family although not from this country I was from bremane. My father met my mother here and she was from a good family. My name is Robingson Kraftsarenicer but by the usual poisinning of ponyville's words we are know as crewsew.
Being the third son of a family and with out a trade I commonly daydreamed. My father now a ancient stallion wanted me to have a proffesion in law but I only wanted to go to sea. My mother also thought i should go into law so she attempted to persuade me with gifts it no work.
My father wise and old told me going to sea was for desperate ponies and Celestia would not bless me if I did so. After that I though of staying home but those thoughs left soon enough. on the first of september,1651 I was on a ship going to london.
but soon after a ungodely storm hit the ship making me think celestia is punishing me for leaving. after the storm has passed i see celestias sun rising over the sea. at the end of the day i sleep losing my sickness. we soon reach a dock near london all of us going are seperate ways.
uncertain on what to do next i went to zebrafica with gold hunters and came back with 300pounds worth of gold.I did get very sick from the difference in heat. I made the voyage again to the canary islands when we came under siege by Turkish pirates. we fought viciously with powder chests and half-pikes and all sorts of killing tools.
alas we were overwhelmed and with three dead we were obliged to yield. we were then carted away to a port called salle. it was not that bad i did errands and stuff for the diamonddog captain rover. he commonly had me catch fish with him. one knight he told me to go out alone and bring guns to get birds and such.
this when i knew i could escape i stole the boat and sailed away from my master with a young earth pony colt.we sailed directly south by east.when we found land we did not see any ponies but heard terrible sounds of animals barking,roaring,and howling.neither of us could sleep that night. strange animals went into the river all making horrible and hideous cries.
we did not see any savages we did however find fresh water and edible things for us ponies.as we began to travel up stream we see a lion near were we anchored and in our way i then load two muskets. shooting it's leg and fire the other musket into it's head.
later we find a brazilian seamen offering to by my boat for use on his ship and the colt for work. i allow him to take the boat and colt if he allows me to go to brazil when he returns
