The Life of a Cookie

by Prince Harmony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Random, Twilight Sparkle, Lyra, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1782

These are several stories on her life and her issues with what she is. She hates only being five inches tall and being a living baked good.

These are several stories on her life and her issues with what she is. She hates only being five inches tall and being a living baked good. She has wonderful abilities. She hopes to one day conquer her size issue...
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I have to thank my editor TwilightPoopSparkle for the help on this story

Published 2014-01-06 10:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-06 10:30:02 UTC

Chapter 2

It all started eight years ago, even before I met Twilight Sparkle. My first time being eaten. One day I was walking down the road and I met a mare named Lyra Heartstrings. She was nice, so I was invited to her home. We talked about ourselves and she found me to be the coolest pony in the world. I found this very fascinating because Lyra is a very social mare.

We hung out together for three days, and we did activities that only friends would do. One of my favorite is when we visited a bakery. It reminded me of my original home. Over these three days, we were so close together that you could have mistaken us for sisters. Sharing lives, sharing secrets.

I was talking about my original life, and what I can remember it when Lyra asked an odd question, “Sweetie, may I please eat you?” Odd.

"Why? I might not survive?"

"C'mon." Lyra persuaded. "Don't you want to be adventurous? Face the unknown? Face my belly?"

I giggled. “Might as well get this out of the way.”

Lyra opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue. I climbed in her mouth and she closed her muzzle. It was quite cosy inside. Saliva dripped off the roof of her mouth, dissolving the bottom of my hooves.

Outside I could hear the green unicorn say, "Mmmmm... chocolate. Ooooh, there is some peanut butter as well..."I was a bit scared to say the least.

I sudden felt a pulling sensation taking me to the back of her throat. I was sliding down her throat. The pink was stretched and constricted around me, as I shivered in disgust. I don't think I want to be eaten again. I heard her burp as she enjoyed my taste. At least I made Lyra happy.

SPLASH! I landed in a pool of her digestive liquids. I thought it would hurt, but it was comforting. In fact, it felt like a fizzling hot tub. I relaxed, stretching out my hooves, unknowing that acid was dissolving me.

After a few hours I felt a tingling sensation all over my body. I pulled up one of my hooves and saw it was fizzling from the green liquid in her belly. See-through holes formed in it quickly. The smell in there went from sweet to bitter. I guessed the green fluid was acid. I yelled for Lyra to barf me up. All I heard was a snore.

I guessed that she had fallen asleep. Why would she fall asleep at a time like this? I knew I was doomed. After a few minutes, I lost conciseness. My eyes filled with the acid, unable to see anything. "Help!" I silently mouthed, as the acid consumed my lips. I awoke a couple minutes later to see my body was a soupy liquid in her belly. Was this the magical
power my creator said I had? To survive being eaten?

The soup started to exit the stomach, leaving my spirit to float. :Don't leave me!" I decided to follow it through her digestive tract. I saw my body being absorbed by her intestines, the villi tickling it. For what seemed like an hour, I later ended up in her butt, waiting to be released.

I heard a growling noise and felt her moving somewhere. I heard her grunting I saw the brown lump moving out of her body. Tiny pieces of me could be seen through the manure. Ewwww... I followed and saw I had landed in a toilet.

Zap! My spirit connected to the lump. A horrible smelled filled my nose so bad I wanted to throw up. Was I going to be stuck like this forever? Wait... the manure began to disappear and my chocolate chip body formed once more. When my legs grew back, I took myself over to the table and waited my my body to be whole again.30 minutes past. Good, I was my pony/cookie self again.

"Lyra!" I called out, resting on her couch. "Yeah?" The mare walked from her bedroom, wiping sleep out of her golden eyes.

"I don't think I want to be eaten again." Lyra nodded sleepily and went back into her room to take another nap. "Also," I continued. "Please flush the toilet. You always forget to."

How I am doing now

I now have a home at Twilight Sparkle’s house. I really like the special cage Twilight made for me. I am the only one who can open and close the cage. I have a small house and a garden in there. I have developed a spell to make me the same height as Twilight. I got out of my cage and cast the spell on myself.

I am now the same size a Twilight. Twilight introduced me to her friends. I really like Fluttershy she is sweet. I decided to go see Lyra. I knocked on the door and Lyra answered. I asked her if I looked familiar.

Lyra gasped and said, “Sweetie is that you?” I answered, “Yes, Lyra it is me.”

Lyra and I caught up on events and we are now firm friends. I now have two foals. Their names are Chip and Ember. Pinkie Pie loves to change their diapers because cookie pony poop is cookie dough. I don’t get how she says it smell sweet. To me it smell like rotten eggs and burnt chocolate. Pinkie buys the dirty diapers off of me for sixteen bits each.

Now I live in a new house in Ponyville. I enjoy the company of other ponies. Rarity is making me a dress that is 100% lightweight and organic. Now I have a happy life compared to my old life. I am glad I met Twilight when I did. Now I see Twilight as a my number one best friend.

Chapter 1

My name is Sweetie Chip and I am special. What I mean by special is that I am a chocolate chip cookie, who looks and acts like a pony. Weird, huh? Not to mention I am five inches tall. My story begins when I was born on an enchanted cookie tray in a loving home. I was the only one of my kind. Too bad I had no brothers or sisters.

I was told by my creator I have amazing powers. She never told me, and I never asked. I just can't remember her name! I think that my special powers involve me being eaten. Why else would I be a living cookie? I was told that by my creator I will be a one of a kind creature in Equestria. So... I am alone, I guess. I really hope I can get some enjoyment out of my life. You can't travel far with short legs.

I am usually be talkative, kind, caring, and stubborn. You have to be stubborn when ponies try to eat you all the time. I understand that I will get eaten a lot, but I tell everypony what it is like on my end of the deal. I still cringe at the thought of becoming a soupy liquid in the bellies. You don't want to know what happens next, It's quite messy.

Though being a living cookie does have some advantages. You can make friends easily. (Even if they want to eat you.) I have several pony friends, and all of them are quite nice. One such is Twilight Sparkle.

I like it when I am with Twilight. My friend is so caring and lovable, and has a cute nerdy side. The alicorn always studies anything, and when she discovered me, she took me inside. There were many tests used to figure out how I am only one of a kind, but no data has shown up.

The only answer she wants I see on my trip through the pony digestive tract. Ponies do not have the tools, and shrinking is too risky. It's for science obviously. She has made a deal with me that I love. If Twilight protects and takes care of me, I can let her eat me. A bonus of that is there will be new studies off the digestive tract.

However, Twilight is concerned that when I am digested, I won’t come back. Then her best friend, not including the Elements of Harmony, will be dead. I told her I had magical powers. I honestly don't know if I will survive the ordeal, but at least I was with her while it lasted. Would I die? Would I survive? I really hope I have magic powers and my creator was not lying.

Twilight and Me

Then I left Lyra and went to Golden Oaks Library. I arrived and I teleported to Twilight Sparkle.

I asked, “Twilight, can I speak with you?”

Twilight look around and said, “Yes, but where are you?”

I said, “Look down please.”

She saw me and asked who and what am I. I told Twilight about me. I asked her if she could protect me.

She said, “If I can study you, then yes.”

We talked a while and she wanted to know if I had any stories to tell. I said, “Unless you want to hear about digestion and take notes. I don’t have much to tell.” Twilight said, “I would love to take notes!” I started by telling her the story of the first time I was eaten.

I started by telling her that I the mouth feels weird on the body. I gave a description of the tongue, “The tongue feels like a warm, slimy, moving mattress.”

Twilight asked, “What else is there?”

I continued and described the throat. “It feels like a slippery, pulsating tube that takes you down to the tummy.”

I continued by stating the tummy is a big sack that slowly creates a horrible smelling fluid. It is a while before I black out from the acid and the pulsation of the tummy. Next I move on as a soup into the intestines. I am absorbed by the villi and I move on to the colon. I see that there is large amounts of brown smelly lumps in there. After a while I see I have to wait.

I soon her a growl and I know I will be let out soon. I see the lumps moving out through a small hole that expands and contracts as it lets out the lumps. Twilight was amazed by how hard I have it. I finished and Twilight felt bad for me. I was happy to have a friend who has sympathy for me. I was happy to have an understand friend.