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Stuff My Sister Says

by Daemon McRae
Lightning Dust insists that she and her twin sister, Runway Project, are nothing alike. She insists they don't get along. But will a couple of weeks stuck together with her sibling change her mind?

My sister and I are nothing alike. She's a model, I'm a stunt flyer. She wears fancy clothes, I wear flight suits. She travels the world, strutting down runways and pouting for cameras. I make tornados for a living. Her name is Runway Project. I'm Lightning Dust. Totally different ponies.

So why does everypony have trouble telling us apart?

And what does she mean, she's here to stay?

I saw this character design and absolutely had to write a story about this chick. Cause DAYUM.

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Slice of Life
Sex
 
OL

21645 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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19 Chapters:

  1. Chapter One: "Ridonkulous" 2014-01-06 07:19:09 UTC
    1608
  2. Chapter Two: "Imposkabibble" AKA "Lesbians are neato!" 2014-01-07 23:37:26 UTC
  3. Chapter Three: "I'd me a draconequus." 2014-01-28 01:02:03 UTC
    1508
  4. Chapter Four: "Hey, hike your tail, I can't see my own ass." 2014-02-24 03:37:35 UTC
    1552
  5. Chapter Five: "I love ice cream! It's like oral sex with a snowmare!" 2014-04-30 20:50:39 UTC
    1447
  6. Chapter Six: “Maybe like… five stupid?" 2017-04-04 22:01:57 UTC
    1435
  7. Chapter Seven: "Everyone knows ‘rainbow’ spelled backwards is ‘lesbian’.” 2017-04-15 18:07:29 UTC
    1658
  8. Chapter Eight: "Yay! Dick shopping!" 2017-08-16 18:51:39 UTC
    969
  9. Chapter Nine: “It’s not like I was asking her to show me her D!" 2017-08-22 19:06:44 UTC
    1081
  10. Chapter Ten: "WHOA MAMA!" 2017-08-29 19:20:19 UTC
    910
  11. Chapter Eleven: “Some cereal, s’posed to be good for ya." 2017-09-01 21:19:29 UTC
    1126
  12. Chapter Twelve: “Ohmigawd, you are a thousand percent stoned.” 2017-09-06 01:07:57 UTC
    809
  13. Chapter Thirteen: “I said mmbbllrgrglbrelrbm!” 2017-09-07 19:57:36 UTC
  14. Chapter Fourteen: “GET IN THE CLOWN HOLE, BALL!” 2017-09-12 20:09:00 UTC
    1001
  15. Chapter Fifteen: “GLITTERFRIENDS!” 2017-09-14 20:26:08 UTC
    996
  16. Chapter Sixteen: “EY, DOOSHBAG!” 2017-09-19 20:08:55 UTC
    898
  17. Chapter Seventeen: “HELP, IT’S EATING MY FACE!” 2017-09-21 19:24:51 UTC
    1261
  18. Chapter Eighteen: “And I didn’t even have to turn gay!” 2017-09-26 20:10:02 UTC
    2304
  19. Chapter Nineteen: “FOR EYEBROW!” 2017-09-28 19:53:02 UTC
    1082