The Conversion Bureau - Lab Rat

Conflicting Emotions

Guest chapter by: Ocean Breeze

After a long day, I fell asleep under North Wind’s wing. It was warm, and comforting. However, my dreams weren’t quite as wonderful.

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I was in my room with Zachary. “Hey Berry?” he asked.

“Yeah?” I replied.

“Did you ever think of... you know..” Zachary trailed off.

“Ever think of what?”

“Have you ever thought of-- Buck this!” Zachary leaned in and kissed me on the muzzle. I know it should have been wrong, yet.. it felt nice.

“Mmphmm.” I returned the kiss. I loved it.

“You’re a really pretty mare, you know that? Even if you used to be a guy..” Once again, he trailed off.

“Meh, even if I used to be a guy, there’s no way to go back. Why not enjoy it?” I finished off by once again kissing him. The expression on his face made it seem that if he was a pegasus, he would have had a wingboner. A massive, and I mean massive, blush grew upon his face.

That’s when the door opened up. What came through was a ponified Nathaniel and humanized Cloudhammer.

“I thought I would invite some friends to the party.” Zachary gazed upon me with a wild look in his eyes.

“What happened to Cloudhammer?!? Why is he a human?” I was completely befuddled. How was this even possible?

“Cloudhammer? Who is Cloudhammer?” Zachary, Nathaniel, and Cloudhammer looked at me in confusion.

“Cloudhammer! Him!” I pointed to who I thought was Cloudhammer.

“I’m not Cloudhammer, I’m Dan! Who is this Cloudhammer anyways? Is it someone we should know about?” He raised his eyebrow with a trollface on.

“Giggity.” Nathaniel whispered, not audible to anypony else.

“Are we just going to stand here all day, or are we going to have our fun?” Zachary looked at the others, while smiling maniacally.

I was terribly frightened. “Should I be scared..?” I was extremely scared that they were going take turns raping me somehow.

Dan spoke up, “Don’t worry,” he smiled madly just like Zachary, “We just want to play a game with you.” He pulled something white from behind his back.

“Is that what I think it is...?” I expected some sort of box containing hoofcuffs. Instead, the box said “TWISTER” on the logo. “By Celestia’s beard, I thought you were going to rape me...”

“WHAT!?!? Where would you even get that idea?!?” Zachary screamed at me.

“I.. uh... buck. I don’t know.. Just drop it the conversation.” I had been defeated because of my own thoughts.

Somewhere out there, a certain author is laughing at Berry (which she is, in fact, NetherPortal girl personality) hysterically as he makes her become humiliated.

“All right chums, let’s do this. LEEEEEERRROOOOOYYYY JJJJEEEENNNNKKKIIINNNSSS!!!” Zachary screamed at the top of his lungs.

“Shut the buck up Zach,” I replied.

“Oh come on! I was just having fun. HAVE FUN WITH ALL THE MEMES!”

“Again, shut the buck up.”

“Are we going to play Xbox, or what?” Dan asked.

“How are we going to play Xbox? I don’t have fingers!”

“Yes you do, silly!” I looked down. I had hands again, yet the rest of me was the same.

“AHHH! WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!”

“What are you talking about? Nothing’s happening.” Nathaniel was confused. “Anyways, what game do you guys want to play?” he asked.

“How about Call of Duty 12?” Zach asked.

“Wait.. what?? CoD 12 isn’t even out yet!” I said.

“You’re right, how about Half-Life 6: Episode 7?”

“I have a better idea! Let’s rip out Berry’s internal organs and feast upon them until the morning sun rises!” They all pulled out knives from nowhere.

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“AHHHHH!” I woke up in a cold sweat.

“Berry! What happened?” North Wind asked me, which meant that I was back in reality.

“I had the craziest dreams. Can I tell you about them?” He looked at me with look of a madpony.

“Sure, but first, I WANT TO EAT YOUR ORGANS!” He appeared with a knife in his teeth.

“AHHH!” I screamed out loud.

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“AHH!” I woke up once again. Like the last time, I was under North Wind’s wing. My screaming severely startled him, forcing him to wake up.

“What’s the matter, honey?” He was genuinely concerned. At this point, I didn’t know if I should trust him because he could’ve been another ‘killer’.

“I.. I had a double nightmare.” I was extremely scared.

“Do you want to talk about it?” He was trying to make everything better because he actually cared about me versus my ‘dream love’ Zachary.

“CONFOUND THESE CONFLICTING EMOTIONS! THEY DRIVE ME TO CHOOSE A STALLION!” I mentally shouted to myself. “I.. I’m going to stick with North Wind. He loves me, and as far as I know, Zachary has no feelings for me.” “Let’s.. Let’s just go back to sleep.”

“I’m fine with that.” He kissed me on the muzzle, once again spreading his wing over my back. “Good night, my princess.”

Like that, we slowly drifted back off to sleep. I prayed to Celestia that I wouldn’t have any more nightmares. Fortunately, my prayers were answered as I had no dreams.

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