Welcome to Equestria

by Jackz0r3

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 2375

A new pony has arrived at Equestria but who is it?

This is my first story so sorry for spelling errors.
A new visitor might have trouble but what could go wrong, the Summer Sun Celebration is coming and meets an old friend oh no.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-07 01:15:59 UTC

The Prologue

Before I start this story my name is Jack i live in a different area from Equestria. I live a area called Seria a place between The Griffin area and well you know Equestria.

We have different transport of them no trains just the wing ride well only for fillys,unicorns and the normal ponys, you fly if your a Pegasus. Seria is much richer then Equestria, 1 git (our money) equals 100 bits enough for one house but for like a small cottage in Seria yea i mean it.

There's a reason i'm moving in Equestria my dad got a job there so the family has to move out to Equestria. My mom has to live in a  place near Seria so i have have find a house and a roommate also a mare-friend so I packed my bags and fled to Equestria. Oh i forgot i'm a Pegasus.

As I was in Equestria  i think i saw a old friend (I'll tell you later about him), I changed my gits into bits and waited i needed a tour. 2 hours later I heard a mares voice "Welcome to Equestria".

Chapter 1 Rainbow Tour

I turned around to see who it is as i turned my heart stop beating and i started to sweat I saw the most beautiful mare i ever seen she had rainbow hair and tail. My wings sprang up oh crap, because of that I tripped and nearly fell down a hole I think that was the most embarrassing moment of my life. "What's your name" the pony said to me while trying to hold her laugh, it wasn't that funny until I realized everyone could see my boxers.

I awkwardly replied with "Jack" then she made a joke and said "So that's why they called you Pantie Jan" I wanted punch her but she was too attractive. She told me her name was Rainbow Dash and just to get even with her I called her Dashie ha Dashie sounds familiar meh forget it.

I asked if she could give me a tour of Equestria "Yea but only Ponyville" Dashie said to me with a I'm gonna bucking kill you voice I think it's because of the Dashie name or it's because I pushed her and well the same thing that happen to me. She brought me to Appleacers or something (that place is hard to spell even on Apple) where I met Applejack isn't that a cereal, Dashie told me Appleacers (CELESTIADAMIT!) is the best place to get cider or apple drink in my area. Then she told me about how she drank a whole tub worth but then some things happen like a date with Applejack or AppleDash if I call it.

Dashie tried to ship me and Applejack but she failed, ApplejackJack made no sense and AJJ I can't I just can't then she challenged me to ship me and her it was easy JR and Jash (Jash didn't make that much sense but meh) then she made a I'm going to bucking kill you face. Once we reached there I heard someone with a southern voice say "What ya'll doing here" (I can't wright that accent why don't you help me computer!) I was thinking it was Applejack, and I was right. Dash and Applejack were talking so I went Applejack's brother Big Mac haha his name sounds like a burger, we didn't talk that much just played the game where you throw the horse shoes or something.

After about 2 days yea 2 days Dash brought me to a cottage near the Everfree Forest where a mare called Fluttershy lives (what a shady place to live) once we entered i got attacked by a owl, such a nice entrance. After 5 hours of me unconscious I woke up seeing a yellow pony looking at me blushing she mumbled something and then we tried to talk but the only thing I heard was "I'm Fluttershy" as some awkward 25 minutes came by I heard a knock on the even though the door was not locked. After 20 seconds I heard a voice "Guys let me in!" Fluttershy ran to the door and open the door in came a dragon a big giant nah just kidding he's small like a plushie toy.

Dash had to leave because of something and told Spike (that dragon) to give me a tour of Ponyville after a few hours Spike and I ended up in the hospital don't ask how that happen at least I could pay the bill I heard Spike say "50 bits WWWHHHHAAAAATTTTTT!" 64 and a half gits left aka 6450 bits left. 9 days passed in total and I didn't even see many ponys yet just Rainbow Dash,the pony that looks familiar and Fluttershy I had to sleep at Spike's place or Twilight's place or something who hell is Twilight also that movie sucked the place was a library, a nerds dream I think.

Just 3 weeks until the Summer Sun Celebration might just tell you who the familiar Pony is, his name is Nick and wait the time is what I'll tell you later (again) what time is it? You may ask well I heard about Wonderbolts and the Shadowbolts so I somehow I got to be a assistant coach (I think that what that is). I invited Dash to watch two days ago (14 days passed in total) I think I saw her blushing did I just ask her out? Nah, some people think I'm just a rookie but I'm a professional 1st place in 50 races in Seria probably because of my cutie mark I also won a race where one of the Shadowbolts were in (I got a autograph) nice memories.

Also everypony keeps looking at my flank or cutie mark maybe the cutie mark, ponys might not guess what my cutie mark means probably cause I'm bucking cool nah it's because I have cutie mark is a lightning strike meaning what? Well lightning can't kill me (I got hit by lightning and knothing happen to me) I'm really fast and know tons of flying tricks including the Lighting Bolt and the Triple Sonic Rainboom. I showed The Wonderbolts yesterday how to do the Make It Rain it's a medium trick no rookie can do I think, I need to go to the Cloud Kingdom to meet the Wonderbolts it's going to be hard to bring this laptop to Cloud Kingdom.

It's my break and I'm sitting next to Dashie sleeping with her mouth open I probably made everypony in Equestria traumatized for 7 hours because of my Triple Sonic Rainboom, I got a call from a unknown caller, I answered and somepony with a dark voice said "Meet me at 1:20 PM near Twilight's house I got a message for you, come there when the sun rises". He probably meant the day before the Summer Sun Celebration (don't ask how I know), it's 9:30 PM and I have been sleeping for 7 hours I need bring Dashie to her home hope I remember the location oh no I forgot my location book at Dashie's house time to visit Fluttershy.

3 weeks past and there's 1 day until the Summer Sun Celebration it's 0:40 AM so today is the SSC and I'm waiting for the mystery man, 20 mins past and I see a figure in the distance I walk to the figure and heard "Hey you came Jack, do remember me it's me Nick" I think my jaw drop "Mother of Celestia" I said while twitching "I'll see you in 8 weeks if you have a house" Nick said with a grin and flew off laughing. I need to meet the Shadowbolts time for training.

I met them and I got a call from the coach's son he said "My father sick and I'll will be coming in 4 hours" time for no sleep. I can't believe I found the password to this computer, oh yea I'm one of the Shadowbolts you know the one that got beaten by Jack I can't believe he won the meeting with him was really simple I just met him well technically, I visited Seria to visit relatives then I met Jack he look like he won 200 races, I ask him if I could race him and he just said "Yea meet me at the Seria 200" we met then raced I was 2nd place and he got 1st place (I gave him a autograph). Oh buck Jacks coming better run, huh did he just no he didn't use my computer better get back to Fluttershy's.

6:00 AM 18 hours until SCC. I need a muffin, I heard about Sugar Cube Corner where a friend of Dash is, Pinkie Pie is her name or something I need a muffin. I went to the place they make good muffins, so Nick called and we talked at one point he said about somepony moving to a normal house I searched the house the pony moved out on the internet (it was bucking hard) and it was a good house 250 bits not expensive for me, just need the location of the house then I got a house now time to "wait whats that noise oh buck get away from me! AAHHHHHHAHAHHAHAH!" I heard a pony shout

7:00 AM 17 hours until SCC. Holy crap that mare was angry I've been hiding in Fluttershy's house and why is she below me probably got scared by the giant shouts by the angry mare I should stay here "I wonder if she has a panda" I said accidentally I heard her saying "I do at the back she's not social around these animals". I went at the back, it was a baby panda 5 years old I think I played with the panda for 10 mins (I think Fluttershy was stalking me) Fluttershy walked to me and told me some information about pandas, at one point the panda was curled up in my hoofs Fluttershy blushed she looked like a tomato she then flew shyly heh that's why they call her Fluttershy (insert bada boom here) hah jokes.

7:45 AM 16 hours and 15 mins until SCC. After that touching moment (ruined by a joke) I went to Spike's place to see what costume he has for the party before and after the SCC (you need to have two you switch after the SCC), I'm going in as Eyeless Jack (before) and a Hellghast (after). I went there and I think I saw Spike as Edward from Twilight just kidding he dressed up as a dragon and it was ironic how he's dressed up like a giant dragon, I saw his other costume I think it was Mario so I need check off the costume for me and Spike off the list (I had a list) just need to check on the cider and music.

12:00 AM 12 hours until SCC. Carrying empty barrels are hard, once we reached Appleacers (CELESTIADAMMIT) and heard Applejacks voice say "You al here for the cider" (why don't you help computer) without answering she poured the cider in the barrels. Spike and I killed some time by playing that horseshoe game with Big Mac then we talked well just me and Spike, Spike  told me he liked a mare called Rarity but then I heard Big Mac say "So Jack I heard you liked Dash" there was silence then I heard AJ shout "Ciders ready!" we came to get the cider barrels so I called the Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts to help.

3:00 PM 9 hours until SCC. All I need is music for the party time to see Fluttershy hope she has my guitar. I reached there so DJs and drummers are here, violins and nature music is here every musicians are here just need to check me off the list, there was one wrong thing that I could not find out what until every musician said "What about the food?" I forgot to get the food hope I can get all the food from each restaurants I need to call some people.

4:59 PM 8 hours and 1 min until SCC. My brother packing the food onto the wing flyers and they're going now I just need to get 100 supreme cupcakes, Nick is at the back and Spike is guiding the musicians "HEY GET AWAY FROM ME!" Nick shouted "Crap that's Nick!, Spike get the crowbar!" I shouted. Ok the attackers are knocked out and we have 2 hours to get there so we have to use the fastest ride, me I just need to get 2 cupcakes for me and Dash, the cupcakes are done and I gave them to Spike and told Nick to hold the supreme cupcakes time for me to do my lightning bolt hope they can hold on.

7:30 5 hours and 30 mins until SCC 30 mins till party time. We made it and Spike didn't eat Dash's and I's cupcakes all the supreme cupcakes are alright accept for 2, Nick and Spike ate those 2 they didn't even finish it they just ate half and stuck them together I need to put my mask and try to make the one stuck together look like a new one and make 1 supreme cupcake things I do for friends.

7:45 5 hours and 15 mins until SCC 15 mins till party time. I think I saw Dashie the WB (half Wonderbolt half Shadowbolt) watching me practice on my guitar, I invited her to watch me practice she came and lied down I sang a song for her this is the lyrics I sang "Everyone competition no friend or foe, Everyone competition I'll win first, Everyone competition Dashie the Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts are here go greet them" she got up and walked to them and said "It's everypony Jack", heh she dashes like rainbow maybe that's why she is called Rainbow Dash (insert bada boom here) hahaha!.

I'm starting to think she was hanging with me because she likes me, I knew that from beginning but she nearly hangs out with me everyday heh the starting of Jash.