Letters of an Ignored Daughter

Dear Tyrant Celestia,

Why the hell ponies who spend about 99% of their lives completely naked have to wear a dress for an event? I'm totally awesome naked. I have style, charm and elegance (when I want), do not need a corny dress to look pretty. A simple scarf was sufficient, maybe something to adorn the mane too. I mean, how will I be able to show my stuff for the Wonderbolts on this thing? I'm like a walking rainbow. Not to mention the clouds in the hem of my dress.

But I'm accepting this for Rarity, although a scarf would have been 20% cooler. My girly friends (including Applejack), are really excited about their new dresses and liveliest yet for the Gala.

Your awesome and naked daughter,

Rainbow Dash.