Letters of an Ignored Daughter

Dear Princess Celestia,

Are you implying that I'm a terrorist? Do not even think about taking my Gala ticket. While I have hurt somepony this week (unintentionally), I'm far from turning my best friend in stone. Yes, I knew the whole story of the guy you do not like to talk about.

The pony in question is called Big Macintosh, but everyone calls him Mac or Big Mac because he is very big, in every way. But it was not a good idea to try bondage with him (he being the victim).

How would I imagine it was Applebuck Season Eve?

Excluding the part that I had been catapulted onto the balcony of your stupid student, the week was pretty fun. First, a general poisoning because of some spoiled muffins and then a herd of bunnies terrorizing all residents. Ponyville can be very funny sometimes.

Finally, Applejack accepted the help that Twilight was trying to impose her (and I know where she learned) and we all received a bottle of apple juice after a really hard day's work.

Your sexually satisfied daughter,

Rainbow Dash.

PS: Fluttershy needs new bunnies, those probably fled to Manehattan.

PPS: Spike requested to ask if you accept a muffin.

P.P.P.S.: They are delicious – Spike.