Letters of an Ignored Daughter

No-Dear Mother that I hate Princess Celestia,

Never trust a unicorn. I thought that finally someone would humiliate your dear student and what I get in return? A butt hurts, really hurts.

Your daughter who hates unicorns (except Rarity)

Rainbow Dash.

PS: Please order your guards stop search my house looking for bombs. We need a new water reservoir. And tranquilizer for cows.