Letters of an Ignored Daughter

Dear Princess Celestia,

Why the hell there are zebras in Equestria? Have not enough the unicorns and now, zebras. I swear if I hear any more rhymes, I do not answer for my actions. I was quite happy to break much of her house having as excuse my uncontrolled flight. And now besides Spike, I want a Appletini. And never be like your idiot student who judges a book by the cover. That said book can save your skin. By the way, I hate books, except "History of the Wonderbolts".

Your racist daughter,

Rainbow Dash