Stew the Alicron 2: Harder Better Faster Edgierby KragorChaptersChapter Two: Need ur halpChapter 3: I YOLO'd my pantsOn-Disk DLC Chapter: NoChapter One: Please Apply Wallet into Screen to ViewChapter Two: Need ur halpStew walked around the planet of Qestrea like a normal pony because he was feelin' depressed. "I cant believe I lost everything this is making me so sad." He said. Nightmare Moon was walking by where Stew couldn't see her and noticed Stew being sad. Stew didn't know this, but Nightmare Moon had always had a crush on Stew, but Stew never loved her back. :( After all the time Nightmare Moon spent being rejected by Stew, she kinda became a creepy stalker that liked to try and raep him when his guard was down and he didn't like that. So Nightmare Moon saw this as a perf attempt at sexing up the stallion of her dreams. Nightmare Moon used moon magics to pin Stew down and expose his manbits but he didn't seem to noticed yet because he was thinking about how much of a losser he was. "im such a losser" Stew said. "Don't say that you're a sexy cool guy." Nightmare Muun said as she came out of the bushes. So then Stew got scared because it was Nightmare moon, but for some reason he couldn't break free from her magic, his magic wasn't working for some reason and he was got scared. Nightmare Moon noticed Stew was scared so she pulled out magic mindfuck medicine and injeckted stew with it. Suddenly Stew started felling weird and he couldn't control his thoughts and he was not so scared anymore "Oh hey Nightmare it's been a while wassup" Stew asked. "I'm gonna raep u now so get ready big boi" Nitemare replied. "k" Stew respondeded. But then Nightmare noticed Stews wee wee wasnt very hard so she got angry at him "Why aren't u hard yet?" Nightmare asked. "It's cause I prepared for this and made it so I cant get hard if u ever branewash me." Stew responded. "We'll see about that" Nightmare said. So then Nightmare Moon injected Stew with more mystery medicine and he started felling his wee wee getting hard already. So then Nightmare started rubbing up and down on stews pennis and sometimes smearing the precum that came out sometimes all over his wee wee wee. Then Stew started feeling weirder in his brain after that for a while. "Oh god do it harrrddddr ples." Stew moned. "No uve been a bad boy not spitting yogourt untile I say so u gotta make me fell gud first." Nightmare said. So then Nightmare jumped up on top of stews face with his muzzle buried deep in her hoers pussy so he took advantage of the opportunity and forced his tongue inside and he made sure to lick evry siggle fold of the vajayjay. so nitemare mone moande harder and thought he was makin her feel gud too so she repositioned herself so that she could suck stews willy while he ate out her silly snatch and the two were fellin good about it and it was verry sexi. but then nitemare said, "Fug iwant you to cum in me naow pls." "k" stew replied. so nightmare moon repositioned herself again so stews pee pee could get in her babby cavern and he penetrated fast and hard realy good and then in a few seconds he let the yogourt go inside the Nightmare Moon. "wow that was hot I was wrong about you." Stew siad. "Really!? then you'll go out with me?! :)" Nightmare said. "Yea i think i luv you now, but before we go make more passionate love later I need your help because my brother came back and took all my slaves and my castle and even twilight and luna and celestia you gotta help me please i'll do anything next time" He said. "Really? then next time we sex you'll eat my poop?" Nightmare asked with joy on her voice. "Sure thing." Stew lied through his teeth because he isn't really into that kind of stuff. "Okay I'll join you." Nightmare said. Suddenly a Changeling appeared. "If you help me save the chagneling emipre later I'll help you too sound good?" he asked. "Sure." Stew said. So then they set out for vigles Castle. Chapter 3: I YOLO'd my pants"So anyway, what's your name changeling guy?" Stew asked the Changelking as they walked to vorgels castle. "my name is TimberWolf69*" changeling said. "whys ur name timbarwolf if you're a changeling?" nitemares asked. "is it bcuz you're a timber wolf disguised as a changeling??!!!!! ha ha ha i crack my self up sometimes but seriously thats a weird name" Stew said "It's because i was raised by timber wolvesfs when i was a little camgeling babey."TimberWolf said "oh" everyone said And then they got to Virgil's castle. It was a big spooky castle with clouds all over it and gargoles and statuse and thorny rose bush? so then they enter the castle and then suddenly "hey so your finally here guys" Vegemite said on top of his throne of emo fluttershy pone slaves while solba yiffed** him in the booty. "sombaby y did you leave my i miss you so much" stew asked "because youre not sexy enuff for me 3" Sombra sed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" Stew whispered in agonizing pain as virgil's sward penetrated deep inside stew "Gasp how dare you deeply penetrate my one true love with your sword like that you've gone too far." Nightmam moon said. "yeah dude how dare you deeply penetrate Stew with your sword like that." TimberWolf65 said. TimberWolf99 got angry because of his new friend getting deeply penetrated by Virgil's sword and he began to transform. When the transformation was complete there where TimbaWolf42 stood was TimbaWolf65!?? "Gasp what is this technique!?" Virgin yelled.? "Ha ha ha ha ha! You have fallen for my trap?" TimberWolf73 said. "How is this possibru?!" Virgil said. "YOu see VirGEL, I have completed the ultimate chageling training, and so because of that training i can perform the super secret changeling transformation passed down through my famiry for generations! It' is the UNLIMITED ULTIMATE STREET FIGHTER IV CHANGELING TRANSFORMATINO TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Timber said. "YOU SEE, I HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DEFEAT ANYTHING EVER EXISTING AND NOT EXISITNG, I HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO.... MYSELF!!!!!!!" TimberWolf screamed in pleasure. "Gasp?!" Virgil said. "Guh!"? Stew said. "Open bracket pleasured moan close bracket." Nightmare Moon said. So then throughth e amazingness of timbawolfs powers Virgil was defeated and flew away to hyper universe world galaxy place to get some cheeseburgers. "We did it stew/" Nightmare said. but suddenly stew wasn't breathing from being deeply penetrated by virgil's sword. "OH NO" nighmare moon said. luckinly nightmamre moon knew what to do, it was an ancient healing magic passed down by her family that could save anyone regardless of how deeply penetrated they were by virgil's sword. so then nightmare moon got in front of stew and started doing the sacred twerk dance of her people and stew came back to life and fell in love with everyone so after they saved the changelings stew settled down and started a harem with everybodey he loved . TJE END? On-Disk DLC Chapter: NoStew the Alicorn sat on his harem in with his chair when suddenly, a whole bunch of characters on-disk that you had to pay for appeared thru the drive-thru? "Whoa who are you guys?" STew asked. "We are alternate skins and characters that you had to pay for that were already on the disk that were kept behind a paywall hue hue hue please don't friendzone me please" Fedora Stew said. "Whoa what a waste of money I'm never reading these stupid Stew the Alicron Stories ever again." Stew said. "Hue hue hue hue hue hue" Fedora stew said. "also i don't even know you how could i even friendzone you" stew said. "aw fuck" fedora stew said. THE END fedora stew slipped into an unending depresseion that he couldn't climb out of that was full of lots of ice cream and black leather fingerless gloves and daily edge offs saying that he'll commit suicide on the internet for attention and never doing it and ranting about being friendzoend he eventually died due to choking on dewritos the end the moral of the story is this: don't eat mountain dew and doritos at the same time maybe not at all since that shit is really bad for you i mean it dude don't do it and if you do cut that shit out of your diet please man i'm worried about your health if you won't do it for yourself then could you please do it for me? Chapter One: Please Apply Wallet into Screen to ViewWarning: This is Canon Stew sat on his throne while getting sexed in the booty hole by Sombra. "Aw man this shit feels so gud." Stew said. "Gud." Sombob ses. then Sombra camed in Stews bum and there was yogourt everywhere and then Stew started peeing yogourt too, his was blueberry so it was better tho. Then the fluttershy emo slaves started to eat all the yogourt that was stews and sobars because they loved yogourt and they were trying to eat healthier. Then suddenly someone smashed the door in! "Whore u!?" Stew asked the mystery. "Hahahah you dont remember me Stew?" human guy asked. "no I dont sorey." Stew said. "It's me ur half demon hafe angel brother Vorgil!" Vegetables said. "Dramatic Gasp!" Stew yelled in surprise. "Yeah I've come back and I'm gonna steal all ur grrrls now so k?" Viking said. "No you wont." Stew replied. "Too bad, I already teleported them away ;)" Virvil said. "Aw shit fuck you fuck fuck gratuitous swearing over the fact that you stole my sexually objectified girls." Stew said. "Bye" Virgin said as he disappears. "Shit what will we do now Sombra?" Stew asked Sombra but then when Stew turner around Sombra was gone and there was a note saying 'bye bye ur brother's cooler im gonna be his sexy slave now -Sombra'. "Aw shit i've lost everything but my castle what will I due!" Stew screamed to the heavens. Then some people came in and took Stews house away and now he's just floating in space. "fuck" Stew said.
Chapter Two: Need ur halpStew walked around the planet of Qestrea like a normal pony because he was feelin' depressed. "I cant believe I lost everything this is making me so sad." He said. Nightmare Moon was walking by where Stew couldn't see her and noticed Stew being sad. Stew didn't know this, but Nightmare Moon had always had a crush on Stew, but Stew never loved her back. :( After all the time Nightmare Moon spent being rejected by Stew, she kinda became a creepy stalker that liked to try and raep him when his guard was down and he didn't like that. So Nightmare Moon saw this as a perf attempt at sexing up the stallion of her dreams. Nightmare Moon used moon magics to pin Stew down and expose his manbits but he didn't seem to noticed yet because he was thinking about how much of a losser he was. "im such a losser" Stew said. "Don't say that you're a sexy cool guy." Nightmare Muun said as she came out of the bushes. So then Stew got scared because it was Nightmare moon, but for some reason he couldn't break free from her magic, his magic wasn't working for some reason and he was got scared. Nightmare Moon noticed Stew was scared so she pulled out magic mindfuck medicine and injeckted stew with it. Suddenly Stew started felling weird and he couldn't control his thoughts and he was not so scared anymore "Oh hey Nightmare it's been a while wassup" Stew asked. "I'm gonna raep u now so get ready big boi" Nitemare replied. "k" Stew respondeded. But then Nightmare noticed Stews wee wee wasnt very hard so she got angry at him "Why aren't u hard yet?" Nightmare asked. "It's cause I prepared for this and made it so I cant get hard if u ever branewash me." Stew responded. "We'll see about that" Nightmare said. So then Nightmare Moon injected Stew with more mystery medicine and he started felling his wee wee getting hard already. So then Nightmare started rubbing up and down on stews pennis and sometimes smearing the precum that came out sometimes all over his wee wee wee. Then Stew started feeling weirder in his brain after that for a while. "Oh god do it harrrddddr ples." Stew moned. "No uve been a bad boy not spitting yogourt untile I say so u gotta make me fell gud first." Nightmare said. So then Nightmare jumped up on top of stews face with his muzzle buried deep in her hoers pussy so he took advantage of the opportunity and forced his tongue inside and he made sure to lick evry siggle fold of the vajayjay. so nitemare mone moande harder and thought he was makin her feel gud too so she repositioned herself so that she could suck stews willy while he ate out her silly snatch and the two were fellin good about it and it was verry sexi. but then nitemare said, "Fug iwant you to cum in me naow pls." "k" stew replied. so nightmare moon repositioned herself again so stews pee pee could get in her babby cavern and he penetrated fast and hard realy good and then in a few seconds he let the yogourt go inside the Nightmare Moon. "wow that was hot I was wrong about you." Stew siad. "Really!? then you'll go out with me?! :)" Nightmare said. "Yea i think i luv you now, but before we go make more passionate love later I need your help because my brother came back and took all my slaves and my castle and even twilight and luna and celestia you gotta help me please i'll do anything next time" He said. "Really? then next time we sex you'll eat my poop?" Nightmare asked with joy on her voice. "Sure thing." Stew lied through his teeth because he isn't really into that kind of stuff. "Okay I'll join you." Nightmare said. Suddenly a Changeling appeared. "If you help me save the chagneling emipre later I'll help you too sound good?" he asked. "Sure." Stew said. So then they set out for vigles Castle.
Chapter 3: I YOLO'd my pants"So anyway, what's your name changeling guy?" Stew asked the Changelking as they walked to vorgels castle. "my name is TimberWolf69*" changeling said. "whys ur name timbarwolf if you're a changeling?" nitemares asked. "is it bcuz you're a timber wolf disguised as a changeling??!!!!! ha ha ha i crack my self up sometimes but seriously thats a weird name" Stew said "It's because i was raised by timber wolvesfs when i was a little camgeling babey."TimberWolf said "oh" everyone said And then they got to Virgil's castle. It was a big spooky castle with clouds all over it and gargoles and statuse and thorny rose bush? so then they enter the castle and then suddenly "hey so your finally here guys" Vegemite said on top of his throne of emo fluttershy pone slaves while solba yiffed** him in the booty. "sombaby y did you leave my i miss you so much" stew asked "because youre not sexy enuff for me 3" Sombra sed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" Stew whispered in agonizing pain as virgil's sward penetrated deep inside stew "Gasp how dare you deeply penetrate my one true love with your sword like that you've gone too far." Nightmam moon said. "yeah dude how dare you deeply penetrate Stew with your sword like that." TimberWolf65 said. TimberWolf99 got angry because of his new friend getting deeply penetrated by Virgil's sword and he began to transform. When the transformation was complete there where TimbaWolf42 stood was TimbaWolf65!?? "Gasp what is this technique!?" Virgin yelled.? "Ha ha ha ha ha! You have fallen for my trap?" TimberWolf73 said. "How is this possibru?!" Virgil said. "YOu see VirGEL, I have completed the ultimate chageling training, and so because of that training i can perform the super secret changeling transformation passed down through my famiry for generations! It' is the UNLIMITED ULTIMATE STREET FIGHTER IV CHANGELING TRANSFORMATINO TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Timber said. "YOU SEE, I HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DEFEAT ANYTHING EVER EXISTING AND NOT EXISITNG, I HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO.... MYSELF!!!!!!!" TimberWolf screamed in pleasure. "Gasp?!" Virgil said. "Guh!"? Stew said. "Open bracket pleasured moan close bracket." Nightmare Moon said. So then throughth e amazingness of timbawolfs powers Virgil was defeated and flew away to hyper universe world galaxy place to get some cheeseburgers. "We did it stew/" Nightmare said. but suddenly stew wasn't breathing from being deeply penetrated by virgil's sword. "OH NO" nighmare moon said. luckinly nightmamre moon knew what to do, it was an ancient healing magic passed down by her family that could save anyone regardless of how deeply penetrated they were by virgil's sword. so then nightmare moon got in front of stew and started doing the sacred twerk dance of her people and stew came back to life and fell in love with everyone so after they saved the changelings stew settled down and started a harem with everybodey he loved . TJE END?
On-Disk DLC Chapter: NoStew the Alicorn sat on his harem in with his chair when suddenly, a whole bunch of characters on-disk that you had to pay for appeared thru the drive-thru? "Whoa who are you guys?" STew asked. "We are alternate skins and characters that you had to pay for that were already on the disk that were kept behind a paywall hue hue hue please don't friendzone me please" Fedora Stew said. "Whoa what a waste of money I'm never reading these stupid Stew the Alicron Stories ever again." Stew said. "Hue hue hue hue hue hue" Fedora stew said. "also i don't even know you how could i even friendzone you" stew said. "aw fuck" fedora stew said. THE END fedora stew slipped into an unending depresseion that he couldn't climb out of that was full of lots of ice cream and black leather fingerless gloves and daily edge offs saying that he'll commit suicide on the internet for attention and never doing it and ranting about being friendzoend he eventually died due to choking on dewritos the end the moral of the story is this: don't eat mountain dew and doritos at the same time maybe not at all since that shit is really bad for you i mean it dude don't do it and if you do cut that shit out of your diet please man i'm worried about your health if you won't do it for yourself then could you please do it for me?
Chapter One: Please Apply Wallet into Screen to ViewWarning: This is Canon Stew sat on his throne while getting sexed in the booty hole by Sombra. "Aw man this shit feels so gud." Stew said. "Gud." Sombob ses. then Sombra camed in Stews bum and there was yogourt everywhere and then Stew started peeing yogourt too, his was blueberry so it was better tho. Then the fluttershy emo slaves started to eat all the yogourt that was stews and sobars because they loved yogourt and they were trying to eat healthier. Then suddenly someone smashed the door in! "Whore u!?" Stew asked the mystery. "Hahahah you dont remember me Stew?" human guy asked. "no I dont sorey." Stew said. "It's me ur half demon hafe angel brother Vorgil!" Vegetables said. "Dramatic Gasp!" Stew yelled in surprise. "Yeah I've come back and I'm gonna steal all ur grrrls now so k?" Viking said. "No you wont." Stew replied. "Too bad, I already teleported them away ;)" Virvil said. "Aw shit fuck you fuck fuck gratuitous swearing over the fact that you stole my sexually objectified girls." Stew said. "Bye" Virgin said as he disappears. "Shit what will we do now Sombra?" Stew asked Sombra but then when Stew turner around Sombra was gone and there was a note saying 'bye bye ur brother's cooler im gonna be his sexy slave now -Sombra'. "Aw shit i've lost everything but my castle what will I due!" Stew screamed to the heavens. Then some people came in and took Stews house away and now he's just floating in space. "fuck" Stew said.
