Cupcakes - The Movie

by monkeylegs

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1399

Pinkie and Rainbow Dash bake cupcakes, but Pinkie needs a Dash of pony for the cupcakes.

Pinkie and Rainbow Dash bake cupcakes, but Pinkie needs a Dash of pony for the cupcakes.

Based upon a story by a sick asshole.

Wow. I didn't know people would hate this so much. I'm not even done XD

Published 2014-01-08 17:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-10 02:04:25 UTC

Hi, Rarity!

Rarity turned to the other side of the basement, seeing the bloodied remains of her pegasus friend, and at first, she couldn't even recognize the pink pony. Well, she tried not too. She couldn't get herself to believe that this was her friend Pinkie Pie, the murderer, donned in a patchwork dress of cutie marks, with a necklace of unicorn horns.
"No..no..Pi-Pinkie Pie.." Rarity backed slowly, horrified at what she saw.
"Aww, Come on! The party isn't over yet. Don't leave now!" Pinkie said in her normal, spunky voice.
Rarity didn't know how, but the door closed shut. She was trapped.
Then she started laughing, but in a weaker more nervous tone.
"P-Pinkie! This is you and Rainbow Dash's best prank yet! N-now.. Dash, stop pretending.. A-and.. Get all of that.. Fake blood off of you.." Rarity said, attempting to reassure herself that this is another of their pranks.
"Like I said to Dashie, I love pranks, but I haven't done any today." Pinkie said innocently, but with a flash of darkness in her eye.
~~~~~
"Wait a moment, cut, cut, cut! Nothings wrong really, but Pinkie, act more crazy and demented. Rarity, we need a reason your not using magic to get out of this." The purple alicorn said on her chair.
"More demented? Thats easy! I can act like the most insane,demented, dark crazy killer in Equestria for this movie!" Pinkie said, humorously.
Rainbow Dash looked up, "Okay, so, I'm long gone now and Pinkie already did all of that.. So now we're on a different part, but Now that I'm dead can we use that wax figure so I'm not in this position with my eyes closed covered in powder and fake blood for 2 more hours?"

"Oh! Yes." Twilight said, two stallions coming over and getting her out, another getting out what looked like another Rainbow Dash, but was simply an amazingly realistic wax figure.

Rarity started to talk, "And for that.. We could go with simply forgetting.. Or paralyzed at the sight of.. this to where I can't think properly enough to use it.."

"Well, how 'bout both y'all? Paralyzed in fear uh' this, and forgettin'." Applejack suggested.
"Oh, uhm.. Thats a really nice idea, Applejack.." Fluttershy said, in the very back of the studio.
"Oh, thats brilliant my dear Applejack." Rarity complemented.
"Then we have it! Lets start." Twilight said.
~~~~~

Wanna Cupcake?

Rarity was even more scared, and her nervous smile went away faster then Rainbow Dash can fly. Pinkie didn't wonder what to do, she already knew. She began to walk a circle around Rarity, making her move deeper into the basement, and farther from the entrance. Pinkie showed a huge bloody smile looking insanely at her unicorn friend.

"Wanna cupcake? This one has an extra dash of flavor.." The fluffy-maned maniac said.

"U-uh.. N-no.." Rarity stuttered.

Pinkie frowned. "Their great." She attempted to persuade.
Pinkie walked forward. "Dashie liked it."

Short Chapter Of Darkness

Pinkie looked fresturated, she was holding out a blue cupcake with Rainbow Dash's cutie mark on it.

She pounced on Rarity and shoved it into her mouth, which she had nothing else she could do but eat it.

"Good. I bet your tired from all this." Pinkie said, confusing Rarity before darkness.

Pure, simple darkness. Rarity couldn't see a thing now.

Trapped

She woke up, looking around, she couldn't move her head, but she looked around with her eyes. Her hooves were restrained too. She noticed a disembodied, bloody blue wing laying in front of her, she knew where she was, and she was terrified. She saw the scenery, but there was one thing missing..

Pinkie Pie.

Where was she? Did she leave? There has to be a way to break free. Aha! Horn! Her horn began to glow, and she attempted to pull loose the leather strips, but it was on tight. She grabbed a knife and began cutting at the strip on her head, then her front right hoof.
Her head was free, and now one of her hooves, but somepony grabbed the knife. It was Pinkie.

"Oh, Rarity! Trying to get away already? We havn't even started yet! But I bet that cupcake tasted great right? I made it before Rainbow left. Did it taste like skittles?" Pinkie giggled.
Rarity knew her hoof was free, and punched Pinkie, knocking her back. She began tugging and struggling at the leather restraints in an attempt to break free.
Pinkie's mane deflated, and there was a red mark on her cheek. She looked furiously at Rarity.

OH MY GOD THE SUSPENSE!!111 BLARGAFLURRANARAFGLUBAPPLA111!!111

Pinkie looked up at Rarity.

"I thought we were friends? I invite you to stay and give you a cupcake, and what do you in return? SLAP ME IN THE FACE! That one was even a special one just for one of my friends!" Pinkie was angry.
The pink element of ~~s~~laughter got a nail and stabbed into Rarity's hoof, making her cry a little bit.
"Now I need to make sure you don't do that again, Rarity." Pinkie said sternly, her mane slowly re-fluffing.

Then, suddenly..

Darnit Derpy

~~~Squiggly~~~~
A grey pegasus fell flank-first into the room, through the roof. She looked up with one eye pointing to them, and one eye pointing upwards.

"Derpy! Oh dear, you fell right through the roof!" Rarity said. "Spike, can you please fix that?"

~~~~~

More Suspense

Pinkie grabbed a hacksaw. There was a weird circle crack in the roof with tape on it that appeared.

"I wonder if it could go through the bone this time.." Pinkie pondered thoughtfully, looking at Rarity's horn as she attempted to escape.

Pinkie began trying to cut at her horn, but she kept moving.
She cut, but she moved, and there was now a large cut on her head.

"Ugh! Come on Rarity! Gigantic cuts on your head don't look pretty. But earth ponies can though, obviously, like a certain pink pony..." Pinkie said, grinning.

She chopped again, cutting the outer skin layer on Rarity's horn.
She kept hacking, and then began cutting and it began slowly breaking into the horn.

~~A few minutes later!~~

Her horn was cut off, but it wasn't clean. There was blood, it soaked the skin around her horn to a light pink.

"Hey Rarity, your fur is pink like mine! Hehe.. Now we can be sisters!"

Rarity noticed the nail wasn't totally through her hoof, and tried to move her hoof, until she felt a burning pain in her hoof. The nail was in to the bone, and she couldn't move it.

Upstairs, they heard light walking.

"Great! Somepony else to join the party!" Pinkie laughed innocently.

The Nightmare Contenues

She looked back at the cadaver hanging in the center of the room, the last of her friend’s fluids draining into a pan. Yup, no more Rainbow Dash.

Suddenly, the corpse of her friend coughed.
~~~~~
"CUT!" Rarity yelled, sitting on a chair while wearing a beret.

"Sorry, Rarity.. Some powder got into my mouth." Rainbow Dash apologized.

"Oh, its okay darling. Lets try this again...Now!" Rarity said.

The pink pony stared at the corpse, then her eye twitched, she had an idea. The corpse isn't that badly torn, she'll make a doll with it!
~~~~~

Rarity Thought for a second. She whispered, "Twilight, can you direct? Its my part."

"Oh.. yes Rarity.." Twilight whispered, flying up onto the chair.
~~~~~

Pinkie grabbed a scapel again.
She looked at it, "Hmm.. I wonder if this works for making a doll.. I'll need some thread though-"
She heard walking above, and Rarity's voice saying "Pinkie, dear? I need you to help me with something, Spike got stuck."
Pinkie then tightened her grip on the scapel, and froze for a second, frowning.
"Oh well. It'd be great to have another pony join.." Pinkie's dark smile grew once more.
"A door? Where's this go? Pinkie Pie?" Rarity said from above, the sound coming from right by the basement door.
It opened.
Rarity gasped horrifically, looking the blood as she walked in. She saw the heads of fillies, corpses, and a banner saying "Life is a Party" in blood. She hadn't even noticed the pony, as all she looked at was the twisted decorations. The organ balloons painted in pastels, the streamers made of intestines..
"Hi Rarity!"